Distorting mirror travels through the supernatural event book

Ji Yue had never heard of the word supermarket before, but he could understand what the supermarket meant according to the context.

He nodded, Qiao Leting's ghostly aura had no other disadvantages except that he looked a little fatter, so he was not in a hurry to help him get rid of it.

"You must tell me if there is anything you don't like," Qiao Leting stood beside the bed, recalling whether he had taught Ji Yue how to use all the electrical appliances just now, and after thinking about it, he dragged Ji Yue to the bathroom He told him that this was toothpaste, that was shampoo, and how to use them. Then he adjusted the bath water for Ji Yue, found a Japanese-style nightgown that he bought when he was in middle school, and kept it in it.

Qiao Leting was afraid that the old antiques in the bathroom would be spoiled, so he didn't dare to go back to his room. After waiting for four, five, ten minutes, he saw Ji Yue coming out of the room, and then he happily prepared to leave. He touched his chin and said, "Let's go out to buy clothes tomorrow."

Ji Yue smiled and nodded, "I listen to Yan Yan."

Qiao Leting's ears were red, he stood at the door and pulled the doorknob, and said to Ji Yue: "Then go to bed early, good night."

"Well," Ji Yue paused, and replied to Qiao Leting, "Good night."

Xiaoyan slept in the same room with Qiao Leting, looking at the black and white ball next to him, Qiao Leting's pride rose from the bottom of his heart, after so many years of struggle, he is also the one who can sleep with pandas.

The next morning, Qiao Leting took Ji Yue out to do some shopping, while Xiaoyan stayed at home to watch the door. Qiao Leting put a gourd baby in his notebook to save his grandfather, and Xiaoyan was lying on the computer chair with a Wangwang crushed ice in his mouth On the surface, I am very satisfied with my current state.

Qiao Leting bought glutinous rice, vegetables and various meats at the supermarket, and remembered Xiaoyan, the national treasure at home, and added two packs of bamboo shoots to the trolley.

Ji Yue followed behind Qiao Leting, he was getting to know this strange world to him at an extremely fast speed.

Qiao Leting took Ji Yue to the mall after shopping in the supermarket. When he bought clothes for himself, he always searched and searched. He could tell you 50 yuan for a pair of 50 trousers, and [-] yuan for a pair. He has been wearing T-shirts for more than half a year as soon as he wears them, but now he has become extravagant when buying clothes for Ji Yue, and directly goes to specialty stores that don’t bargain. The famous brands that cost thousands of dollars can be bought as soon as they say, and he doesn’t mind it at all. The flesh hurts, and in less than half a day, I bought a big bag.

Ji Yue has no clear concept of RMB at present, but looking at Qiao Leting's big and small bags, he also feels that he has bought too much, so he stopped him and said, "Enough is enough, don't buy any more."

Qiao Leting looked at the things in his hand and looked up at Ji Yue from head to toe, touched his chin, and took Ji Yue's arm to the men's underwear store.

There is no way to try on underwear. Qiao Leting can only hold a pair of pure black ones and gesture on Ji Yue's body. The shopping guide lady at the side suppressed a smile, walked over and pointed to another one and said to Qiao Leting: "Look at this white one. , the fabric is very good, and it is very comfortable to wear."

Qiao Leting couldn't make a choice for a while, looked at Ji Yue, but Ji Yue couldn't give him any advice, so he simply said to the shopping guide: "Then these two colors are the other two," and then looked at Ji Yue, and asked Him, "Is that all right?"

Qiao Leting's appearance was very similar to Ji Yanyu's appearance when he walked to the street when he was a child and saw that the candied haws could not walk. Ji Yue nodded.

Qiao Leting asked the shopping guide lady to wrap up her underwear, put all these things on the back seat of the car happily, and asked him, "What do you want for lunch?"

Ji Yue replied, "Listen to you."

So the two of them went to eat hot pot at noon. After eating half of the hot pot, Qiao Leting suddenly remembered that there was a national treasure at home. For a while, his heart was full of guilt. The mutton in the pot didn't look so attractive anymore. Ji Yue saw him Feeling guilty, he comforted him and said, "It's okay, Xiaoyan won't be hungry."

Qiao Leting snorted, took out the blanched mutton from the pot, dipped it in the sesame sauce and sipped it into his mouth, the taste was still as good as ever.

In the afternoon, Qiao Leting took Ji Yue to the bookstore again, collected a few history books and political books, and went home after paying the bill.

Xiaoyan had already fallen asleep on the sofa, and there was a pile of ice cream wrappers scattered around him. Qiao Leting opened the refrigerator and saw that there was not a single piece of Wangwang crushed ice and ice factory left. Qiao Leting looked at the little sleeping boy Yan started to worry, and asked Ji Yue: "I can't hurt my stomach."

If it hurts his stomach, he won't be able to cure it, and he will have to be sent to the hospital. At that time, he will not only have to be published in the newspapers, but if it is not good, he will have to be put in prison.

Ji Yue glanced at Xiao Yan on the sofa, grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and put it into a bowl, and said, "If you have a bad stomach, let it go back to Yanyang Mountain."

Xiao Yan jumped up from the sofa with a chirp, with two small black bean eyes, it seemed that he couldn't believe that Ji Yue could say such cold-blooded and heartless words, looking at him was like looking at a living heartbroken man.

Qiao Leting couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing, Xiaoyan immediately turned to look at Qiao Leting, very dissatisfied with his gloating.

Ji Yue ignored Xiaoyan, sprinkled the glutinous rice in the bowl evenly on Qiao Leting's body, then put down the porcelain bowl in his hand, took the prepared brush and dipped it in clean water, and drew a few times on Qiao Leting's back.

At first, Qiao Leting only felt a little itchy on his back, but gradually, it seemed that something was tearing his skin and trying to get out of his flesh and blood. Qiao Leting gritted his teeth and snorted, and Ji Yue touched his head , comforted him and said: "Be patient, it will be fine soon."

Qiao Leting endured this and fell asleep directly. When he woke up, all the ghost aura on his body had disappeared, and Brother Fa Cai had regained his former style. He himself was twisting his waist and raising his butt.

After finally getting over the excitement, Qiao Leting touched his flat stomach, unbuttoned his shirt, looked at the muscles in his lower abdomen, and was so happy that he almost twitched directly.

Ji Yue stood behind him and asked him, "So happy?"

Qiao Leting turned around and hugged Ji Yue, so moved that tears almost fell down. Which little fat man doesn't want to lose weight overnight?

He finally lost weight, so he naturally had to let the fans meet him. At night, when Ji Yue had just learned the electrical appliances in the kitchen and wanted to practice his skills, he gave up the kitchen to Ji Yue and ran to the Sitting on the sofa in the living room, the live broadcast started.

Qiao Leting started the live broadcast and saw that there were no fans in the live broadcast room. He was worried that Ji Yue could not use the electrical appliances well, so he ran to the kitchen to check again.

Ji Yue was wearing a Doraemon apron and was fiddling with the induction cooker in front of him, as if he could pull out everything Qiao Leting wanted from the front pocket. He heard footsteps and looked back, seeing Qiao Leting standing behind him, he asked He: "Why are you here?"

"Come here and see if I need help?" Qiao Leting said with a smile.

Ji Yue handed Qiao Leting a handful of rapeseed, "wash it."

"This year's rapeseed is really expensive, and coriander is even more expensive. I used to buy one by one, but now I can only buy one by one." Qiao Leting took the rapeseed and walked to the vegetable sink. He entered the kitchen After that, he never stopped talking. He has never talked so much before. Even when the supernatural adventure is being broadcast live to fans, he can save some words.

"Now that I don't have a mine at home, I don't even dare to go to the vegetable market. The pork is [-] cents cheaper. I bought some heart-protecting meat. It will definitely taste delicious if I cook it tomorrow."

In the end, Ji Yue really didn't want to listen to Qiao Leting's nagging, so he drove him out of the kitchen. After Qiao Leting sighed, he went to the refrigerator to get a can of Coke.

[Where are people?What about people?Where's my lovely little Cai Cai? ]

[I thought I could see a fortune?Let me look at such a teddy bear pillow]

[Get rich! ! ! ! ]

……

"Sorry, I just went out to settle some things." Qiao Leting went back to the sofa and sat down, took a sip of Coke, hugged the pillow in his arms, and straightened his hairstyle in front of the camera. "I have something to do recently, so I haven't Live, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry everyone."

"What are you doing..." Qiao Leting muttered about the barrage in the live broadcast room, and replied, "Hey, I went to the fight and almost died inside."

A string of hahahahaha flashed across the live broadcast room, and asked Qiao Leting if he had met Zongzi, Qiao Leting laughed and said, "Can I come back when I meet Zongzi?"

"When will the adventure be broadcast live?" Qiao Leting thought for a while and replied, "It's hard for me to decide, it depends on the situation."

[Brother Cai, Brother Cai, behind you ah ah ah ah]

[Ah, ah, ah, long legs! ! ! ]

……

Qiao Leting thought it was a ghost coming in from his house, but when he looked back, it was Ji Yue walking towards him, stopped behind him, rubbed his head, and said to him: "There is no more vinegar in the house." .”

"It's in the cabinet below, I'll get it for you." Qiao Leting swooped into the kitchen, took out a bottle of Shanxi mature vinegar from the cabinet and put it on the counter.

When he returned to the sofa again, he saw the fans frantically swiping the barrage of handsome guys on the screen.This is such a big reaction to seeing Ji Yue. If he sees the panda lying on the bed in his bedroom, he probably has to get through the other end of the network cable.

[Will my brother have a partner in the future? ]

"Partner..." Qiao Leting hasn't met any unlucky ghosts who travel to haunted places like him for the time being, "Probably not."

"If there is no problem, I will turn off the live broadcast. Let's talk about it tomorrow when I have time."

The fans all swiped Erkang's hand to let Qiao Leting come back, but at this moment Ji Yue shouted, "Yan Yan, the meal is ready."

After hearing this, Qiao Leting ignored the pleas of the fans, turned off the live broadcast neatly, and jumped to the dinner table.

Two big men and a national treasure panda started their bustling cohabitation life, Qiao Leting's small dilapidated house finally got a little smokey, and everything was developing for the better, only the inexplicable crossing This matter has always lingered in Qiao Leting's mind.

He told Ji Yue about it, and after hearing this, Ji Yue just patted his head comfortingly, without saying a word.

This time travel happened on the second day after Singles' Day, and it happened unconsciously.

Qiao Leting opened his eyes from the bed, and saw a long-haired woman standing by his door, calling him softly: "Honey, get up and eat."

Qiao Leting was immediately disgusted and had goosebumps.

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