Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

The usually majestic "shut up" sounded no deterrent at this moment, but in the two people's eyes, there was a strange sense of hesitation!

It doesn't sound like a reprimand to your ears, it sounds like...flirting...

Tang Yihe opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything serious, and fell into silence.

It was too late to wait for Tang Yihe to respond, Hades was so impatient, he couldn't help but took two steps forward and grabbed his hand: "Say, tell me, why did you respond just now?"

Tang Yihe was confused by his blunt questioning: "Nonsense, I don't remember such a thing..."

He pursed his lips and looked calm, but in fact, the roots of his ears were starting to turn red.

The farmer's earlobe is also very delicate, thin, usually shiny and healthy, now it is powdery, looks like a small snack, it must be chewy and delicious, better than any pastry he has made .

Hades was so itchy that he pressed his shoulders and said in a hoarse voice, "If you forget, I will let you remember..."

It just happened that I didn't kiss enough, come again, and kiss this little iceberg!Let's see if he dares to put dog meat soup for himself!

However, before he finished speaking, Tang Yihe, the flower of Gaoling, raised his hand, with a butcher's aura on his face, wanting to beat him up, super fierce!

Hades didn't pay much attention to his strength value at first. After all, Tang Yihe is a weak human being. Even if he evolves, he is not in the direction of a strong man. Ten Tang Yihes can't beat him.There used to be the privilege of the farmer, but now they all come in together, aren't they going to be crushed by Hades?

Unexpectedly, in the next second, he was blown away by the farmer!It also slammed into the counter on one side!

Hades: "...???"

There is no mistake!My 1.9-meter tall man, the most powerful and domineering wolf orc in the entire universe, was actually blown away by a powerless human race? !

"..." Tang Yihe looked down at his palm in disbelief, and said innocently, "I didn't use all my strength."

He was indeed a little angry just now, but beating people was mostly a deterrent, and he didn't use much strength.

But this sentence has no credibility at all, because Hades's head quickly got a big bag after being hit, just like in the cartoon, like a big and swollen bun on the top of his head.

It stands to reason that no matter how hard you beat, it is impossible to achieve this effect. It is likely that everything is exaggerated and cartoonized on the farm.

By the way, this is a mobile phone farm, and as a farm owner, it's not surprising that he has some privileges.

There is no doubt that the power of the farmer is still there.

Tang Yihe smiled slightly: "Don't challenge me easily, Comrade Xiaoha."

Hades: "..." Fuck you, you treat me like a kid again!

Moha didn't believe in evil, so he rushed forward again, but was thrown away by Tang Yihe's fingers again.

woof woof!I do not believe!

Hades simply turned into a beast, and threw himself at the slender little farmer for the third time.

After repeating it several times, Mouha hung on the wall like a mural, and he almost couldn't get it off.

He has regained his human form, his head is full of big steamed buns, and there are even small Wangzai steamed buns on the old noodle steamed buns, spectacularly and comically adorned on the head of Moha who has repeatedly rebelled but failed every time.

It doesn't hurt, it's like Mount Tai is crushing the top, it's very heavy!

Tang Yihe looked at him coolly: "Very good, you can just leave it like this, the treatment kit is too expensive, let's save some gold coins."

Hades: "..."

Woohoo, it really is Tang sir's farm!The dominance is unshakable!

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Hades wore a bag all over his head, and was finally taught to realize his insignificance, so he could only wriggle out of the mall like a little daughter-in-law.

Compared to his embarrassment, Tang Yihe, who bought all the goods on Xiaoha's shelves with gold coins in the mobile phone farm, felt refreshed.

"How do we go out next?" Tang Yihe asked.

Hades was dejected, and asked without energy: "Are you in a hurry to get out?"

"Don't worry, but we can't stay here forever." Tang Yihe looked up at the sky and murmured, "What will happen if you just jump out?"

"Of course it collided with an asteroid. We were originally on the wrong orbit, and we only came in temporarily to avoid this disaster. But before we hit it, we should have suffocated first, and then we would have been frozen into popsicles because of the extremely low temperature in space." Hardy Si threatened him viciously, "By the way, there are all kinds of cosmic rays and radiation, which will burn the skin, and may roast you so crispy and crisp that your bones will melt in your mouth."

Speaking of Hades, he licked his lips, as if looking forward to it.

"........."

Boom!Another bag.Tang Yihe said coldly: "Be serious."

"...Well, there are other ways."

Under the murderous gaze of the farmer, Hades led him to another dilapidated aircraft.

"This is the spaceship I used for this mission. I drove it into the wormhole before it could appear on the farm." Hades touched it regretfully, "Unfortunately, it is broken now and cannot continue to take us back to the voyage. , but there are fuel and spare space suits inside, and enough tools, I can modify the science monster's ship, make it stronger and leave along this wormhole."

"...Wormhole?"

"Well, another exit is here." Hades held the spaceship with both hands. Although he was helpless in front of the farmer, he was able to lift this big guy!

——Tang Yihe later tried to move the big guy, but he didn't move at all. Only then did he realize that his strength had not become infinite, but that he could surpass Hades in the farm rules.

Hades directly pushed the spaceship aside, revealing a small hole hidden underneath.

It was slowly healing, but it was scratched by Hades a few times, and the appearance of the hole was revealed.

Tang Yihe took a look inside, and felt that the cave seemed very deep and dark, but there was a strange sphere at the end. I don't know if it is concave or convex, but there are countless stars inside, which is very beautiful and spectacular.

"This is the wormhole. After passing through, I will arrive at my mission."

Tang Yihe was a little apprehensive, "Is the process very dangerous?"

"It's very dangerous. This wormhole is unstable, but I have two experiences, so I will definitely take you out intact." Hades promised earnestly, and had to push the farmer's cold little hand, but he knocked it off with a stare .

Tang Yihe looked at the tattered spaceship, and then thought that when Hades came to rescue him, even the space suit was messed up in a miserable state, he didn't have much confidence in his heart, and even thought of "how about it?" If I stay here, I won’t starve to death anyway.”

Hades saw what he was thinking, and leaned over with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't you know the legend of my Hades? Admiral Ben never fell twice in one place, let alone the third time. I will take you back to our home unharmed!"

Tang Yihe raised his eyebrows: "Our home?"

"I said, I will marry you after the mission is over."

"...Shut up!" Tang Yihe blushed, "Did I agree?"

哈迪斯顶着满头包，在挨揍前迅速伸出舌头，舔了他的嘴唇一口，臭不要脸道：“男男授受不亲，亲了就要成亲！而且这次任务结束可能会Reward me with an asteroid, and then it will be our 'wedding room', hehehehe..."

Boom!

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After an unknown amount of time, Horn, who was tied into a rice dumpling in the spaceship, moved.

He felt his body was heavy and numb, and he couldn't exert any strength. He moved his eyelids several times before barely opening them, but his vision was blurred.

At this time, Horn vaguely saw a man approaching him with a big steamed bun and a small steamed bun on his head. The man was really tall, so tall that he blocked all his sight. As soon as it hurt, the man pricked him with several needles!

Horn: "..."

The world fell into darkness again, only the steamed bun on the top of the head was particularly conspicuous and deeply imprinted in Horn's mind-what the hell is this evolution direction?

After Hades injected the nutrient and tranquilizer, he kicked Horn cursingly before holding his head and gasping for breath, his eyes were particularly aggrieved.

Because of being beaten continuously, the tallest stack of "steamed buns" on his head has accumulated to five floors at this time, and it looks like a pagoda!It still wobbles when it walks, and if it takes a longer step, the "pagoda" will crookedly become the "Leaning Tower of Pisa". It looks not only funny and ugly, but also fucking good!Heavy!

Hadis is crazy: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, when will this steamed bun special effect disappear!"

The farmer who heard his complaints still laughed mercilessly: "If you want to wear the crown, you must bear the burden, Lieutenant General, you are fine."

However, Hades couldn't refute it. Who told me to always provoke me?Isn't it necessary to be so shy just to tell the truth?snort!

But it's also the fault of the farmer for being too shy and seductive. The rare blush is so delicious, I can't wait to see it more times.

Hades was angry and funny, scared and sweet, but after all, his head was too heavy, and it would be difficult to even raise his head if he continued to beat him.He thought that he still had to work, so he had to keep his mouth shut, honestly repaired the spaceship, and didn't provoke Tang Yihe again.

Hades boasted that he was omnipotent with eighteen skills, and it was easy to transform a vehicle, but it was not that easy. It took a whole day to dismantle the energy capsule and transfer the fuel, and then deciphered Horn's spaceship. Assembling, disassembling, strengthening, and repairing the damaged spacesuit, it will take at least a few days before they can get out of here.

Tang Yihe didn't blame him at all when he heard this, nodded and said: "Of course prepare well, make sure to strengthen the spaceship to the strongest."

Hades had a busy day, his head was heavy, and he said angrily: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

There is no shortage of food on the farm. Although there is no kitchen utensils, there are also many stocks in the warehouse that can be eaten raw.

Tang Yihe remembered that he had harvested a lot of fruit before entering the farm, so he went straight to "my home".

There are not many buildings on the farm, except for the shopping mall, there are only dog ​​houses and "my home". "My Home" is also a functional place, divided into two parts, the first half is a small decorative room, and the second half is the warehouse.

Tang Yihe usually skips the small room and directly performs a series of operations in the warehouse.

But now that he entered the farm in his real body, he had to go through this small room to enter the warehouse.

Tang Yihe pushed open the door and saw familiar but meaningless furnishings, such as unused agricultural tools, small baskets, small shovels, small buckets, etc., which were used to increase the realism of the farm game, but most players They will ignore it directly, because the crops on the farm can be harvested with just one click, so these things can only be decorations.

Tang Yihe ignored these boring little toys, walked into the cabin with long legs, and walked directly to the warehouse behind, his shoes made a very realistic sound when they stepped on the wooden floor.Unexpectedly, halfway through the walk, the sound of footsteps suddenly changed, as if they were stepping on something.

It's like the echoing footsteps of heroes in martial arts movies when they step on an empty space.

Tang Yihe paused, took a step back, and walked back and forth twice, the two boards made distinctly different sounds.

Tang Yihe squatted down, touched the wooden board with his hands, and finally pulled the wooden board away easily, and a basement entrance appeared in front of him!

There are stairs below, and the stairs are very long, as if they are bottomless.

When did the farm space have this basement, he didn't even know...!

The author has something to say: Hades: I, Erha, have a wedding room!

Farmer: ... I have a jump