Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Just go to the farm, what's the big deal.

Hades didn't care much when he heard his words. Anyway, he planned to dig more mines for the farmer before going to the second stage of the task, so he jumped into the farm space happily.

The moment Tang Yihe entered, the corners of Tang Yihe's mouth curled up.

As soon as Xiaoha entered, the five mining dogs, who had been busy all day and had no physical strength left, immediately got up from the dog house and greeted their boss respectfully.

The big wolfdog on the screen is actually a Q version compared to the real one. It has short limbs and a bigger and rounder head, but it doesn’t affect Comrade Xiaoha’s dominance at all. The small farm quickly flies away. jump up.

The mining dog 12345 was immediately ordered to dig deep into the mines, and Luhuamei squatted back into the nest tremblingly, preparing to lay eggs.

Little Ha ran around the farm in one breath, breathing the long-lost air inside. Knowing that Tang Yihe was looking at him, he barked in the direction of the skylight, and then found a geomantic treasure near the windmill to dig ore. Zhi was pinched by the farmer with two fingers, and the little wolf dog on the screen was lifted up.

Hades:? ? ?

Should I still dump him?Last time, he spat out "洗"... slowly, slowly, later, the shopping mall was upgraded, and there was a scary business district inside, shouldn't it be...! ! !

Tang Yihe mentioned the frightened little guy in the picture to "my home", and said with a smile, "I have prepared some gifts for you."

"Wow, woof, woof!" No, no, no!

Hades turned his head wildly and tried to run away, but an invisible rope was tying him, making him afraid to run out of "my home".

In the next second, the farmer called out the "Xiaoha's exclusive clothing" collected these days.

In Hades' vision, it's like entering a holographic changing room, where all the clothes are displayed in kind before his eyes, and he is surrounded by seven or eight suits at 360°.

The first set is Cinderella, the second set is Snow White, there are also mermaids, dwarves, Pinocchio... the hottest ones are mermaids, thong bikinis, and diapers! ! !

What a cute pet costume!

And themes!

Hades' eyes widened in disbelief: Who designed this? !Too insane!Except for the exclamation point, there are only exclamation points in his mind!Like a bullet screen, it flew past his eyes densely, and he couldn't stop at all!

Tang Yihe thought about it seriously: "Which set do you like baby? The one with less fabric or the one with more fabric?"

This baby cry made Hades shudder.

"Wow, woof, woof!!!" No, no, no outfit!

The shrill bark is even younger than before. Compared with the domineering wolf howl in reality, it is a soft and cute little milk sound. If the recording is played, it will definitely attract a large number of cloud dog owners.

But Tang Yihe is really not easy to impress, especially when he is determined to carry out the punishment task, he is even more ruthless than winter.

His fingertips were scratching on the seven or eight sets of clothes, as if he had fallen into a difficulty in choosing. He kept tapping on the mermaid and the bikini. When he clicked, the two sets of clothes would light up slightly, and Hades was terrified when he saw it.

"Ooooooooooo~"

Hades' cry became louder. After he turned into a beast, his shame level dropped by N levels, and his ability to bend and stretch was amazing.

The farmer chose badly for a while, and after hearing enough of his artificial "little milk voice", he said kindly: "Then let's try a set, shall we?"

While saying this, he pointed his finger at the theme of the mermaid.

Hades: "..."

You devil!

Tang Yihe picked up the little wolf dog of QQ, and saw that its beautiful big eyes were watery, and the anger in his heart eased a little. When he finally chose clothes, he finally slipped his fingertips, and mercifully bypassed the three sets with the hottest eyes. He chose a decent set of "Pinocchio".

Hades stared at his hind legs resolutely when the Pinocchio suit was lit up, but apparently on the farm his resistance was as weak as that of a kitten. As soon as Tang Yihe pressed the "wear" button, Xiaoha put it on in an instant Classic red overalls, goose yellow lining, a huge light blue bow pinned to the neck, and a brown leather cap between the two round pointed ears, of course the most in line with the image of Pinocchio Yes, its originally small black round nose suddenly elongated to twice its size!

"Aw!" Xiaoha covered his nose, trying to push it back, but instead it got longer and longer, so scared that it dared not move, its eyes were watery as if it was about to cry.

Tang Yihe couldn't help laughing so hard that he rolled backwards and forwards on the bed, and then he praised seriously: "Well, it's so cute."

"Woo." You are talking nonsense!

"Come on, let's take a commemorative photo." Tang Yihe said again.

Xiao Ha wanted to cover his face in horror, but Tang Yihe fixed it like a frog, half threatening and half joking: "If you move again, I can't guarantee which outfit I will let you wear next."

Xiaoha: "..."

It lowered its paw angrily.

Tang Yihe fiddled with the mobile phone system for a long time, because all the "reefs" were eaten by it, and he couldn't find the camera app for a while.Fortunately, he still remembered the shortcut command, and pressed the empty home button and power button at the same time with his fingertips, and with a click, Xiaoha's tragic expression and a little round and short body were captured in the "wonderful moment".

[Congratulations on regaining the 'Camera' APP and 'Photo' APP! 】

A reminder suddenly popped up on the top floor, and at the same time, Hades also felt a certain energy in his body being separated.

Eh?Can you spit out what you eat?Tang Yihe blinked, and took a video of it, and sure enough, the "video" was also found.

Although it was useless, Tang Yihe became very playful and took many "wonderful moments" for it.Comrade Xiao Ha was indignant, but he dared not speak out. He made several poses that he thought were very shameful, and finally he was so tired that he lay motionless on the ground, feeling more tired than digging holes all over the mountains and plains by himself.

It looked at the farmer with wet eyes, and said pitifully, "Can you let me go?"

"Why are you talking human again?" Tang Yihe narrowed his eyes.

Hades: "I'm so tired."

I don't know if he did it on purpose. He usually speaks in a deep and magnetic voice, but the voice coming from the mobile phone is very childish, as cute as Xiao Zhengtai.

Tang Yihe was taken aback for a moment, then felt itchy, and half-discussed, "Try another one, okay?"

Hades: "...which one?"

Anyway, he still wears it. If he wears the dwarf series, he may reluctantly agree.

"Diapers."

"..."

Hades couldn't bear it anymore, he got up from the ground with a grunt, protruded half of his mouth out skillfully, and grabbed Tang Yihe's hand!

His mouth and Tang Yihe's fingertips happened to be at a wonderful point, because of a slight pull, Tang Yihe's index finger was sucked between his lips and teeth, and he pulled it into the farm.

Tang Yihe instantly felt that the skin of his fingertips that was pulled was sinking into the farm, and he clearly touched a layer of sticky things, but before he could feel it carefully, a burst of electric current shocked him severely.

"Well!"

Tang Yihe snorted, and the clear electric shock made him withdraw his hand.

Immediately, I saw a series of exclamation marks on the screen of the phone: [The firewall is attacked—the firewall is attacked——]

Hades also heard the constant beeping, and immediately looked around vigilantly: "What's going on?"

Tang Yihe rubbed his finger in shock, the feeling of electric shock still remained on it, but what made him more concerned was that he had touched something sticky and cold like jelly just now.

"I seem to... touch something?" Tang Yihe was uncertain.

"What did you touch?"

Tang Yihe expressed his feeling just now.

Hades was very surprised, because the first time he came out of the farm to the mobile phone interface, he swam through a large piece of light blue gelatinous liquid. Until now, every time he enters and exits the farm and reality, he still feels it in the process of crossing. That layer didn't disappear, like a protective energy layer, but he was stronger than before, and it didn't take much effort to wear it.

Did Tang Yihe touch that layer?

Hades said pleasantly: "Maybe you can come in too!"

Tang Yihe's eyes widened.

Hades jumped out of it after speaking.Maybe the Pinocchio suit is a unique decoration on the farm, and the clothes on his body disappear when he jumps out.

"Try it, I'll take you in."

Although the mobile phone farm seems to be "grown" on the palm of the farmer, as Hades has come in and out more often, he found that the entrance of the farm is actually a spherical space with a radius of about one meter around Tang Yihe. Now he can wear it from any angle. Go in, so theoretically it should be able to bring Tang Yihe in together, but the two of them have never touched this novel idea before.

Tang Yihe hesitated for a moment, and was also curious about what was inside, so he nodded.

Hades' fluffy tail curled him up, about to lead him in.

Unexpectedly, Tang Yihe cried out in pain as soon as he came into contact with that energy field, because he felt that the electric current was so strong that his heart throbbed.

Hades stopped immediately and asked anxiously, "What's wrong!?"

Tang Yihe touched his chest, where it was still thumping, as if he was extremely frightened, in a state of overload.After a while, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he said with a pale face, "Wait for me to take it easy."

"What are you waiting for?!" Hades loosened his tail and said angrily, "Don't try, don't try! What if something happens!"

It was very strenuous for him to swim out for the first time, even with the most powerful body of the orcs, who can guarantee that Tang Yihe will have no problems.

Tang Yihe looked at him disapprovingly, and wanted him to take him in after he was relieved.

Hades refused to say anything, and even said that he would rather wear a bikini than take risks.But seeing the disappointed expression of the farmer, Hades couldn't stand it anymore. After weighing the pros and cons, he backed down a step: "Okay, okay, but we have to do it step by step. After all, even Lieutenant General Ben has prepared for a long time before crossing the line of fire. You have to slow down." Take it easy for a while."

This is too much to say, and there is no room for further concessions.

Tang Yihe accepted it as soon as he saw it, and asked doubtfully, "What did you prepare for?"

Hades blushed, but fortunately the thick hair covered the blush so that it was not revealed.He wouldn't tell the farmer his dark history of secretly practicing push-ups on the farm.

The two tried again, and Tang Yihe felt that there was great resistance from his fingertips, and his heart kept beating wildly, so Hades decisively terminated the practice.

Because he was worried about his health, Hades immediately returned to the farm, took out two golden eggs, supervised him to eat them, and after seeing that his face was better, he obediently went back to the farm to mine.

Tang Yihe leaned on the bed, staring at Xiaoha's skillful movements intermittently, more and more ore was dug out by its short legs and piled up into mountains.

Looking at it, I suddenly thought of a confusion that I have always had: "Hades, you said that you came here with that purple stone, is it because the purple stone has any connection with the ore in the farm?"

Little Ha paused: "Wow?"

"You are allowed to speak human words."

Hades replied resentfully: "Probably not, the amethyst was not dug in the farm."

Tang Yihe still couldn't figure it out: "Then why are you the only one who came to the farm from the wormhole? All your subordinates died in the line of duty?"

Hades swallowed, hesitating whether to say it or not.

Of course, it is because amethyst is a thing that can transfer vitality, and it is the vitality of the farmer that brought him here...

No, the topic of life and death is more serious than the blood contract, and if you speak out, you will be beaten to death.

Hades coughed: "Oh, of course it's because Lieutenant General Ben has superior genes and good luck! Luck is also a kind of strength."

"..." Tang Yihe knew he was lying as soon as he heard it, and after asking a few questions, he still talked about him left and right, and then put him in Pinocchio's clothes.

Hades:? ? ?

"There is a magic in this suit. If you lie, your nose will get longer and longer." Tang Yihe narrowed his eyes, "You can figure it out."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"What else is there to hide?"

As soon as Hades shook his head, his nose poked out. Although he knew it was a special effect, it was still a scary thing to watch his nose grow longer.He broke down and cried, "Yes! Yes! That hat!"

Tang Yihe: "Hat?"

"My mother was looking for a hat recently, but in fact the hat is with you, worth 100 billion. I stole it from your cabinet and pawned it to redeem the amethyst!"

Tang Yihe: "..."

He turned back to the mall, saw the "Heavenly Kiss" at the pawn counter in the far corner, and found that the redemption price was actually 500 billion. Do not recite."

"I carry my back..." Hades nodded again and again, because of the confession just now, his nose went back a little.

But Tang Yihe didn't intend to let him go, and asked lightly: "I always feel that there are other things hidden from me, continue."

"It's gone!"

As soon as the words fell, the nose almost broke through the sky and grew nearly two meters. At first glance, it looks like a stick stuck in the nose, which shows how big this lie is!

Tang Yihe said coolly: "If it continues to grow, it will be day and night. It will get stuck in the exit after such a long time. Don't you want to come out?"

"…………"

Hades said weakly: "Okay, I will say, I will say anything."

……

After listening to the secret of Amethyst carefully and word by word, the air around Tang Yihe almost froze: "So, my illness is, because, because, you?"

The breath of death hit, Hades swallowed: "80.00% possibility."

Phew, he was transferred back to "my home" in an instant, the farmer tapped his finger, and seven or eight sets of clothes were presented in front of Comrade Xiaoha again in 360°.

Hades: "..."

……

This is an unforgettable night for Lieutenant General in his life, and the degree of unforgettableness can at least rank in TOP3.

Tang Yihe locked the album angrily, and warned: "If you dare to eat this app, I will retake [-] photos."

Hades has repeatedly promised that he will return it, because he will implement the second phase of the mining plan, and then he will find a way to obtain an amethyst, and then transfer the vitality back to Tang Yihe.

Tang Yihe was weird when he heard this: "Transfer yours to me?"

Xiaoha nodded vigorously: "You don't have to worry, the magic wolf has a very long lifespan, even if I share my life completely, I can live enough, so we are really created by nature..."

Tang Yihe only felt that his ears were hot: "Shut up."

"... a couple." Hades added tenaciously, and continued to speak plausibly, "You also accepted my dowry—the 1000 billion traffic, so I will marry you when I come back."

Tang Yihe heard his temples throbbing, wishing he could stew this mangy dog!

However, a certain rogue is still rolling around in a cute Xiaoha form, becoming more and more shameless.Don Farmer, who has always been calm and steady at every step, also feels strongly helpless at this moment.

After a while, he gritted his teeth: "Be careful to usher in your second funeral."

"No, I already know the way home." Moha wagged his tail confidently, "When I find the Amethyst Mine, I will officially name it 'Yihe Stone', you must think it's very romantic ?”

Tang Yihe: "..."

He's going to ask tomorrow if exchanging blood and organs can wash away the blood deed.