Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Tang Yihe was half propped up on the bed, but suddenly there was a blur in front of his eyes, and his shoulders suddenly became heavy. This huge monster stepped onto the bed arrogantly, and pushed him back into the soft quilt. eat him.

Tang Yihe subconsciously sank into the quilt, but in the end he was gouged again and again, as if he was digging for treasure, digging him out of the soft quilt.

Tang Yihe frowned, just about to ask "Are you going to rebel", when his face became hot, his soft tongue licked it up.

Xiaoha ferociously licked his cheeks, left cheek, right cheek, nose tip, then grabbed his hand, licked it back and forth in his palm, and made an angry gesture to bite his palm, but the strength of the jaw was very strong. Little, it didn't hurt him at all.

Its posture seems to be not to get close to his hand, but to wash his hands, and it will be wet after licking twice, but it has a special physique, and it hardly has the unpleasant smell of ordinary dog ​​saliva.

—Hmph, that's what he wanted to do when the silly border shepherd licked his farmer!

After licking his hands, he saw the farmer's face was shocked, his hair was still a bit messy, and a button of his clothes was missing, revealing half of his beautiful collarbone.Xiao Hu's eyes became hot, and she became more courageous, wanting to go up to lick the corner of his mouth, or nibble on his collarbone.

Unexpectedly, Tang Yihe slapped him with full force.

Xiaoha's tongue was slapped and slapped on his face.

After Tang Yihe beat it back, he kicked it upwards, sending it flying, and then closed his clothes.The wet hands made the cleanliness of him uncomfortable, and a very different sense of disobedience lingered in his heart.

He almost forgot that this guy looked like a dog, but he was actually a bastard in a dog fur coat.When I think of its true self, I can't get close to it as before.

Tang Yihe's face was livid, he stood up quickly without making a sound, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands and face.

Xiaoha looked at his movements eagerly, knowing that he was too complacent just now, and touched his bottom line-the cleanliness is really hateful and cute, he likes his cleanliness, but hates his inhumanity, huh, how can it be Pets cannot lick their owners.

But the farmer was really angry, so Xiao Ha could only nervously walk around his feet like a kitten, and carefully rubbed his trousers.

Tang Yihe didn't feel soft-hearted at all, and kicked it mercilessly.But he was not a violent person. Although he was angry, his consciousness was filled with water. He didn't use much effort in this kick. He disliked deterrence more than punishment.

Unexpectedly, this gigantic monster, as strong as a hill and as tall as a bull, crashed to the ground!Then he covered his kicked front foot and screamed, as if he had been injured internally by a martial arts master.

Tang Yihe: "..."

Can the touch of porcelain be more obvious?

"Ooooooooooo~"

Xiaoha continued to pretend to be pitiful.

Tang Yihe laughed back angrily, wishing he could take out the Hell Ball and stuff it into its mouth immediately.The meatballs from Hell have a white skin and a springy texture made from beaten chicken, but the inside is filled with marinated fillings soaked in chili oil... Even Tang Yihe can't guarantee the consequences if you put one in, it might be spicy. car, or a hole in the stomach. .

Therefore, he still hesitated a bit, but when he thought that he hesitated because he felt sorry for a liar, he was very annoyed!

Hades got up from the ground with a grunt. He thought that his weakness was effective, but he felt the farmer's anger through the contract, and it was still climbing, so that Hades was shocked and quickly cut off. Induction, not daring to touch the bloody anger of his contract partner.

"..." Hey, why do you think this person is so flattering?He pretended to show weakness to the adults like this, but the farmer turned a blind eye to it, huh!

Hades's eyeballs were gurgling, and with an idea, when Tang Yihe was about to make up his mind to turn him into Mox 2.0, he rushed into the mobile phone farm with a whine.

Xiaoha hasn't returned to his "birthplace" for a long time, and the inside is still so well organized. A few mining dogs are sleeping in the dog house, and they wake up instantly because of its intrusion, and get up tremblingly to pay homage to the boss.

Xiaoha ignored them, went directly to the chicken coop, and forced Luhuamei to lay a golden egg.

Luhuamei: "Cuckoo."

I haven't posted it in this day┭┮﹏┭┮.

After jumping around for a while, Xiao Ha returned to the room with the golden round egg in his mouth, and as before, put the egg in his palm flatteringly.

Tang Yihe: "..."

The egg that has just been laid and is still warm is quite heavy and heavy in the hand.

However, Xiaoha made the second familiar movement again, rolling his exposed feet into the quilt, and patting them firmly with his paws, a warmth flowed through his whole body from the soles of his feet.

After the filming, Xiaoha still looked at him brightly, as well-behaved as before, as if he was begging for a compliment.

Tang Yihe rolled his eyes indifferently, and really wanted to ask: "Are you pretending to be tired?"

But he knew that this guy was trying to curry favor with him, so he should be damned for it! ! !Every time Xiaoha still gave him golden eggs and covered him with a quilt "regardless of past suspicions" after being scolded, it warmed his heart like a big furnace, melting his cold and lonely heart.

Who said he was hard to please?He is obviously very easy to please, and Xiao Ha has been tried and tested repeatedly, poking his weak spot with incomparable precision.

Not to mention that it has been a long time since I saw this big wolf dog, Tang Yihe couldn't harden his heart, and even most of the anger just now was extinguished.

Tang Yihe stared at it for a while, then took out a special crisper from the bedside table, and reluctantly opened the lid.

All of a sudden, a sweet, nectar-like rich aroma flowed out of the box, so rich and fragrant as if you were in the middle of flowers.

Xiaoha's eyes lit up: Are you not angry?

Tang Yihe took out the ball angrily: "Oh, I thought I'd keep it until it spoiled and you wouldn't come back."

"Awwhhh!" It seems that he is not angry anymore!

Xiao Ha stared straight at the delicious meatball, drooling so greedily, his tail patted the carpet anxiously, waiting for him to feed him like a border shepherd.Unexpectedly, the farmer didn't plan to feed it, but just opened it to let it eat by itself, presumably it hasn't completely calmed down yet.

It still understands the principle of accepting as soon as it is good, not to mention that the meatball is really tempting to dogs, Xiao Ha couldn't wait to roll his tongue, rolled the meatball into his mouth, and started chewing.

——God, what kind of fairy snack is this? !There is a light sweet floral fragrance on the outside, and the soft and flowing sweet viscous core inside. Can’t the feeling of bursting when you bite it be too good!

Sweet but not greasy, full of fragrance, Xiaoha almost swallowed his sweet tongue!

After eating the meatball, it couldn't help but twirl in circles, as if it had to vent a bit to digest the surprise of the meatball.

It bets that other dogs have never eaten such delicious food. It is not only delicious, but also has a strange sense of satisfaction in the mouth. Even if you don’t know the ingredients, Xiaoha knows that it should be very rare after being on the farm for a long time ingredients.

Sure enough, the farmer said quietly after seeing it finished eating, "I made it especially for you, there is only one."

Xiaoha let out a howl, and finally felt that pretending to be a grandson tonight was not for nothing—Wow, the unique and delicious meatballs!No other dog!Only he can eat it!

Because he was too happy, he didn't notice the evil that flashed in the farmer's eyes.

The smell of the meatballs attracted Bianmu, and he lay on the window sill and twitched his nose eagerly. Xiaoha bared his teeth and attacked it, but Tang Yihe held his head and scolded: "Don't bully it, it's very good."

Heh, dare to praise other dogs in front of him?What else can Mu here do besides eating?Has the farmer forgotten how tough he is?

After Xiao Ha took Bian Muxie away, he went back to the farm unconvinced, digging without saying a word!

Tang Yihe followed him in, seeing the way it pouted and scratched the ground, his anger finally completely dissipated, and he felt in a trance that this was indeed his little ha.

Immediately, he thought of teasing him, and with two fingers, he lifted up Xiaoha who was digging with his buttocks pouted.

"Aww!" Put me down!

Xiaoha yelled loudly.

But Tang Yihe thinks it is very interesting to stretch it so long, because when it was first lifted, its body was bowed tightly and it was extremely fierce, but now it is as docile as a big golden retriever, and it is easy to carry it. Stretched body, the struggle is also weak, like a belt flapping back and forth.

Tang Yihe also really flicked it left and right, flipping pancakes from time to time, having a great time.

Xiao Ha was almost thrown up by him, and tried to struggle many times but couldn't.Don't look at it domineering outside, but it can only be ravaged on the farm, because the farmer is the god who dominates here, and everything belongs to him!include it!

After playing around for a while, Xiaoha was hung up and down by him like a big cake, and he dared not speak out.Tang Yihe, on the other hand, was satisfied with the game, and the more he played, the more sleepy he became. In the end, he couldn't even open his eyes. He let go of his hand in a daze, and Xiao Ha Paji, who was lifted into the air, fell down and almost smashed a piece of farmland.

Xiao Ha hurt from the fall, thought he did it on purpose, and wanted to rush out to protest angrily, but he heard him say: "I really want to lock you here forever..."

Startled, Xiao Ha poked his head out and saw the farmer having a good time falling asleep with a faint smile on his mouth.

Hades thought this was melancholy, and activated the blood pact sensor to check his state, and found that his breathing was smooth, and he was indeed asleep, so he regained his human form, and pushed the white hair that was sticking around his mouth behind his ears.

"Heh, how can I supervise you to take good care of yourself when you are locked up on the farm..." Hades murmured, stroking his hair.

He used to think that Tang Yihe's whiteness happened strangely, and he said it was progeria, but after eating so many eggs, he still didn't get better, which was completely different from other patients who could be completely cured after two courses of treatment.I thought it was related to frailty and sickness, but except for Tang Yihe's long white hair, other indicators are qualified, and it doesn't look like progeria.

So when he was discussing the blood contract with Windsor just now, he also mentioned this matter and asked her: "Is it possible for the two parties in the blood contract to achieve life sharing or energy transfer?"

Windsor shook her head: "No, the biggest function of the Blood Pact is sensing and tracking. I sent people to the Parcia galaxy only when I sensed your existence. Why do you have such a question?"

Hades lowered his eyes, because he remembered that after the bond was formed, Tang Yihe began to experience obvious discomfort.

Windsor also found it strange to hear what he said, and hesitated: "Maybe he is allergic to your blood bond."

Hades: "... Can this thing still be allergic?"

"The feline orcs don't agree with our contract. When forming a contract, one party can only dominate the contract mode and abandon the other." Windsor was shocked as she spoke, "Could it be that Xiao Tang is a cat clan! "

"Impossible!" Hades retorted subconsciously, and got goosebumps in disgust. His farmer didn't smell like cats at all. How could it be those stupid cats?

But he remembered one thing. David once said that Tang Yihe was the adopted son who was picked up. Maybe Tang Yihe really brought some special blood, but Parton star did not check it out. After all, that broken planet is so backward.

It seems that he has to be taken for a full-body examination, including a thorough investigation of his genes.

But what if it's really his least favorite cat or snake... Well, never mind, as long as it's a farmer, it's fine!

Hades poked Tang Yihe's flushed sleeping face secretly, then retreated back to the farm.He checked the stock of ore just now, and found that the farmer's life was very difficult after he was not here, so he planned to dig more for him.

After digging a few holes, he suddenly felt a little nauseous. After all, Tang Yihe played too hard just now, even though he dared not speak out, his body was still uncomfortable.

Hades endured it for a while, his body was still churning, and finally couldn't hold it back, and vomited a big mouthful.

Oops, dirty the farm!

Hades subconsciously wanted to dig a hole and bury it, but when he took a closer look, what he spit out was a weird thing—an orange-red rounded cube with a big "洗" written on it.

Um? ?Isn't this... the various reefs he encountered when he first swam outside the farm a long time ago?

He still remembers that this piece of "Amoy" smells good, with the aroma of oranges, "Traveling Frog" is tender and meaty, "Xianyu" is sweet and savory, and the most unpalatable is the big green JJ. When I got up, my throat got stuck, and my whole body would twitch after eating.

After eating those reefs in one go, he had a small vault space, but he didn't expect to spit it out?

Hades grabbed the reef with the word "Amoy" suspiciously, and wanted to swallow it, but felt that he had spit it out a little disgustingly. He didn't know how to deal with it, and suddenly had an idea-it can be sold!

After all, Mrs. Windsor's hat is still inside. If the reef is valuable, the hat can be redeemed.

So the unfilial Mouha took the "Amoy" reef to the mall, and sent it to the pawn expectantly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he clicked the option of "whether to pawn - yes", the reef shone with a ray of light, and then Xiaoha was ejected from the mall.

Not only did he not get a dime of gold coins, but the mall was also closed!

Hades knocked on the door in confusion, and a prompt popped up: [The mall is being upgraded, please wait...]

Hades: "..."

Wang, who am I and where am I?Is this still the farm he is familiar with?

Hades lingered for a long time. The upgrade of the shopping mall was finally completed. He walked in curiously, and the inside suddenly became magnificent like a shopping mall, but the most eye-catching container was full of things that horrified him.

That blingbling diamond light, that pink and tender girl's girly color matching...

"........."

Hades was shocked and escaped from this place of right and wrong.

·

Tang Yihe woke up under the influence of the biological clock, was startled when he saw the golden egg on the bedside table, and instantly remembered what happened in the middle of the night.

The house was empty, and he entered the farm again, only to see that the entire farm was almost dug into a honeycomb, a large pile of shiny ore piled up together, it seemed that there were thousands of them, not to mention how spectacular; and the chicken In the nest, Luhuamei had already laid ten golden eggs, her corns were raised, and she looked haggard from being hollowed out. When she saw the farmer, she staggered out of the hen's nest like a chick seeing a hen. Walked out, "cuckoo" aggrievedly.

There is no doubt that this is the masterpiece of Moha, the only one that can make the farm so crazy.

However, it has obviously retired from the place where it has hidden its merits and fame, and it has long since disappeared except for the glittering ore all over the ground.

Tang Yihe was not surprised at its cheating, he put away the ore and golden eggs as if nothing had happened, and then went to buy high-grade feed to appease poor Luhuamei.

Unexpectedly, when he entered the mall, he was really pleasantly surprised by the grand occasion inside.

Not only is it big and luxurious, but even the products have been updated a lot. One of the shelves is a "random shelf" and the other is "Xiaoha Exclusive".

[Random shelf description: As long as there are mutated ingredients that have appeared in this farm, you can have the opportunity to buy them here, and three kinds are randomly put on the shelves every day]

Tang Yihe's farm level is not high. At present, there are "Perverted Spicy Pepper X1", "Royal Jelly X10G" and "Sweet Dead Green Grape X5" displayed on the shelves respectively. The prices are very expensive. Also reluctant to buy indiscriminately.

Another shelf is worth pondering.

[Description of Xiaoha's exclusive shelf: As the hero of this shopping mall upgrade, how can we not give rewards!This showcase is a random shelf, and three pieces are randomly put on the shelf every day]

Unexpectedly, it was Xiaoha who upgraded the mall?The farmer was confused at first, and then he saw the items on the shelf clearly: a dog tutu skirt, a dog princess hat, and a diamond-encrusted collar...

Tang Yihe's eyes lit up, and he bought them proudly, ignoring their equally ridiculously expensive prices.

·

He finished washing quickly, changed his clothes, and walked out of the room briskly, with a weird smile on his lips.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he ran into the well-dressed Hades head-on. He was wearing a military uniform on his tall and perfectly proportioned body. Well, my eyes are blue and black, obviously haggard from lack of sleep.

Hades was eavesdropping, but he felt guilty when he was caught, so he subconsciously pretended not to know him well, pressed his military cap, coughed and tried to walk past him.

Tang Yihe took the initiative to say hello: "Morning, Lieutenant General."

Hades: "..." Why is this smile a little bit precarious?

"What are you doing?" Hades turned his face away, not daring to look directly at him.

"Master Lieutenant General, your eyes are dark now, did you not sleep well last night?" Tang Yihe shook his head, "Long-term insomnia is prone to kidney deficiency."

Hades said anxiously: "Don't talk nonsense, it will be true!"

Tang Yihe seemed to have discovered the New World, and was surprised again: "Huh? Why is the lieutenant general's hair burnt?"

As soon as Hades thought that he despised him as "ugly" last night, he immediately retorted: "Soldiers have been shuttling in the flames of war for a long time, and injuries are common. This is a medal of bravery!"

Tang Yihe let out a melodious "Oh".

Hades immediately felt that his majesty was being contemptuous, but he was stupid and couldn't find a way to refute for a while, and he was worried that the more he said, the more he would reveal his truth, so he wanted to escape.

But Tang Yihe was blocking the intersection, so it was impossible for him to push him away, he gritted his teeth and planned to turn around by himself, but just as he turned around, before taking two steps, Tang Yihe behind him grabbed his shoulder and twisted him back.

To be honest, the farmer's strength is really not enough, but Hades couldn't refuse him at all, and turned around obediently.

"What are you running for?" Tang Yihe grabbed his shoulder with a smile, getting closer and closer.

Hades:! ! !

That smile is so pretty...but it's also really fucking penetrating!

In the next second, Tang Yihe smiled and pushed him against the wall in the corridor.

When the back of his head and back were pressed against the wall, Hades still couldn't believe it—he, he was hit by the wall! ?

Not only that, after Tang Yihe pressed him "real", he even stuck it up, almost touching his chest.Because of the height difference, Tang Yihe was half a head shorter than him, only reaching the position of his chin, but it didn't compromise the farmer's prestige at all.

There was a hint of a smile in Tang Yihe's eyes. His originally slender eyebrows and eyes were half-closed, moist and glistening like a dangerous fox. He started to smell from his collarbone, then raised his head slightly, the tip of his nose almost touching his lips.

The warm breath sprayed on Hades' neck and the corners of his lips, causing his heart to skip a beat. A hidden beastly desire was rising rapidly, wanting to slam this monster into his arms inside!

I heard Tang Yihe say with a half-smile and seven-pointed gloomily: "Master Lieutenant General smells so good."

The author has something to say: Don: Please start your performance

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