Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

David naturally received news of an explosion in the backyard of Tang Yihe's house, but his subordinates said that Tang Yihe was still at home.He relaxed and stopped paying attention to this matter.

Tang Yihe carefully selected a few ingredients from the field, and then went out with a bag of food with a kitchen knife in hand.Because he was too calm when he went out, David's subordinates didn't notice anything unusual, and stared at him without a sense of accomplishment in their respective posts, but when they walked to the door of Paton, they saw a strange car approaching, Tang Yihe was calm After comparing the license plate number, they boarded the car.

Several people watching looked at each other in blank dismay.

"... Where is he going to rest if he isn't at home?"

"It looks like he's visiting relatives and friends, and he's carrying food."

"Brother, have you ever seen this kind of stern face to visit friends? I'm afraid it's not a Hongmen banquet?"

"Wait, that car... Hurry up and notify the lieutenant general! Mr. Tang is on board the pirate ship!"

After a while.

"No, I can't get in touch!"

"What should I do? If something happens to Mr. Tang..."

The few people were so anxious that they didn't care whether they would be exposed, they turned into various animals one after another, and chased after them.

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"Gee chi chi!!!"

From the Silver Snake base, there was a delicate cry unique to small animals.

The two fangs were barely able to bite down, the skin was not broken, just grinding against the earlobe of the Q bullet, Wen Liguo opened his eyes in pain, and seeing the person in front of him, the earlobe where the teeth marks were bitten disappeared instantly, turning into a Got long rabbit ears!

Snakes are naturally irritable, and they will be very irritable when they are interrupted from mating or eating, especially when the prey is already in their mouths, not to mention that the interrupted one is Mox, who is known for his delicious food. His insidious nature makes him reflexive. Baring his fangs, the venom glands are also crazily secreting venom, and the tension that is ready to kill the prey quickly spreads.

But in the next second, seeing Wen Liguo's pale face, and his sudden growth of rabbit ears and two small rabbit teeth, Mox regained his senses-oh my god, this is the second time he has eaten It's going to be a snake.

It's a shame not to be able to control your bestiality!Mox withdrew his fangs to cover up.

"Eh, I'm not, I didn't..."

Unexpectedly, before the words fell, the lower abdomen was suddenly hit hard!The lower half of Wen Liguo turned into two powerful rabbit legs in the blink of an eye, and kicked Mox's soft abdomen hard.Although it is not seven inches, it is still very painful!

Mox was kicked until he vomited out a piece of letter immediately, and he didn't slow down for a long time.

Wen Liguo had already completely transformed himself, so he took the opportunity to break free from his shackles and jumped onto the ceiling, his four claws hooked on the beam, his eyes were bright red.

"Hey!" Mox covered his stomach, "How dare you kick me?"

Wen Liguo choked up and said, "You, you are too much..."

Mox resisted the abdominal pain, and laughed back angrily: "The rabbit is eager to bite?"

Wen Liguo was trembling on the beam, shedding tears while baring her rabbit teeth, and the hair all over her body exploded, looking super fierce!

Mox was very angry at first, but the rabbit shed tears very fiercely, and the tears were also sweet. He stood under the ceiling and reached out to catch a few drops, and licked it without any grudges.With just one mouthful, Mox was so hungry that he wanted to catch him, and it was best to bully him until he couldn't cry!

This rabbit is so damn sweet!

"Come down," Mox bewitched, "If I don't eat rabbits today, I'll just smell them and keep my mouth shut."

But how could Wen Liguo believe him?It was woken up by his bite just now, but luckily the venom had not been injected in time, otherwise it would be a dead rabbit by now.

Wen Liguo refused to come down without saying anything, so Mox wanted to catch him, but the rabbit was born to be a master at escaping, even in a small prison room, he escaped with ease. helpless.

Mox didn't eat, the whole snake was hungry, and he was very irritable because he couldn't catch the rabbit.

But when the rabbit ran away, the round and short fur ball tail on the buttocks was really cute and funny. Mox found it funny even though he was irritable.

When they were at a stalemate, Tang Yihe came.

A snake and a rabbit could all smell his breath - Wen Liguo could smell his body odor, while Mox could smell the food!

He was already very hungry, but now he didn't even chase the rabbit. He opened the door of the prison room and stepped out impatiently.

Wen Liguo saw the timing and rushed down from the ceiling, about to pass Mox's side and go out.

Unexpectedly, Mox was obviously impatient for food, but when he rushed down, his legs seemed to have eyes on his back, and his legs suddenly snaked, rolling him up all at once.

"... Chick!" The rabbit struggled desperately, but Mox not only possessed a highly poisonous body, but also had a strong body, and his struggle was painless.

The smooth and cold scales made Wen Liguo shudder, and felt that he was about to be suffocated.

Fortunately, when he was out of breath, Mox relaxed his tail a little, held him in his arms, and said with a sinister smile: "Be good, kid, if you move around again, I will bite you, you don't want to try My neurotoxin's..."

The rabbit in his arms suddenly stopped moving. To be precise, he was frightened and stupid, and tears dripped down his face.

Seeing this, Mox couldn't help leaning down, sticking out his humanoid tongue to lick his tears.

Wen Liguo: "..."

Successfully stunned!

Mox rubbed him regretfully, and shook his head: "You have to practice your courage."

He was holding the warm rabbit and walked to the reception room, and when he turned a corner, he met Tang Yihe's face as cold as a god of Shura, and then his arms were empty, and the rabbit was snatched away by Tang Yihe.

The smugness on Mox's face faded instantly, it's over, the bullying rabbit was seen by his master!

"Hey, Boss Tang~" Mox stroked his hair, pretending to be nonchalant, but his back was a little wet.

Tang Yihe ignored him and looked down at the rabbit in his arms.In fact, he hadn't seen Wen Liguo's full animal form yet, but Wen Liguo's rabbit ears were very distinctive, half gray and half white, and the two ears were actually of different colors, so he recognized it as his apprentice at a glance.

Orc rabbits are larger than ordinary meat rabbits, and they feel super nice to hold.

Seeing that he was checking, Mox quickly explained: "I didn't do anything, he just fainted from fright. According to me, he should come to me on a regular basis to exercise his courage."

"Shut up." Tang Yihe said coldly, after confirming that Wen Liguo was fine, he couldn't help stroking his hair.This was the first time he touched a furry animal after "losing" Xiao Hu - the chicken cubs in the fence were not counted.

There were several subordinates of the Snake Clan at the scene, Mox didn't want to lose his identity too much, so he put on a straight face, coughed and said: "Hmph, since you have the courage to break into the snake's den, you must be mentally prepared. I'm not your guest, so I won't be polite to you."

The words are very harsh!

Tang Yihe looked at him coolly, but heard the bluff from it.For this level of foodie, he is not afraid at all.

"You have to answer a few questions for me!" Mox's tone was fierce, but his actions were very inconsistent and invited Tang Yihe to a chair, "Sit and talk."

Subordinate: "..."

It's not at all like interrogating an enemy.

Tang Yihe took the time to sit down with the rabbit in his arms: "What advice do you have?"

Mox was eager to eat, and he didn't hesitate to ask straight to the point, "Where is Hades?"

This name can be regarded as thunderous to most young interstellar people, but it is obviously very strange to the people on the other side.Tang Yihe stared blankly, then asked, "What's up?"

Before Mox could speak, several other subordinates rushed to answer angrily: "Hades!"

"Major General, he is pretending!"

"We'd better extract a confession by torture right away before..."

bang.Mox swept across with a snake tail, and swept away the person who said he wanted to extract a confession.

"Forcing you!" Mox hated iron and steel, "Is our snake clan that kind of insidious and cunning people? Go, go, get out, let me interrogate slowly."

The subordinates had no choice but to retreat in despair.

Mox finally laughed: "Boss Tang, don't mind, let's continue. But in order not to delay the dinner time, we will ask you a quick answer, and you should cooperate."

Tang Yihe nodded.

"Where's Hades?"

Tang Yihe still said the same thing: "Who is Hades?"

Mox was surprised, even if he wasn't Hades' accomplice, but with Hades' reputation, everyone in the universe should know about it!

"You really don't know him?"

Tang Yihe asked back: "Could it be your brother?"

This unconventional answer made Mox vomit blood: "I don't have such a brother!" Just thinking about it gave him a chill.

"Since you don't know him, why keep in touch with his people?" Mox changed the question.

Tang Yihe was even more surprised: "Who?"

"David." Mox sneered, "I found out that you have been in close contact with his secret account recently, at least three times a day, don't say you don't know him."

Tang Yihe was still baffled when he heard David's name, but when he heard "contact at least three times a day", he suddenly realized that the person who sent him a threatening phone call was David!

So...he, or the forces behind him, probably kidnapped Xiaoha!

Mox noticed Tang Yihe's shock for a moment, thought he had asked the key point, and his attitude became serious: "Tell me why you want to contact him, I promise I won't trouble you, and I will let you go soon."

Tang Yihe quickly calculated the possibility of using Mox's hand to investigate Xiaoha's whereabouts, but he quickly rejected this idea, because Mox was less reliable than David, and if Mox also coveted Xiaoha It's rare, but that little Ha is a little more dangerous.

Mox urged: "Hey, if you don't recruit again, you will know how powerful you are when my uncle comes to interrogate you. What did you say in the secret letter?"

They only obtained David's sending and receiving records, but they couldn't decipher the content, so they arrested him for interrogation.

"It's the recipe." Tang Yihe said lightly, "I sent him all the three meals a day."

Mox: "...huh?"

Tang Yihe's words made him let go for a moment, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses: "...are you kidding me?"

According to the information he got, David is not keen on eating. Now it is a tense time. Everyone suspects that Hades is hiding in Parton. The situation can be said to be explosive. He is still in the mood to ask Tang Yihe for the recipe ?

Tang Yihe glanced at him, then simply opened the bracelet and showed him the sending record.

Because the content I send to David every time is very simple, there is no unnecessary nonsense and only pictures, so all the messages are all food photos.

The sending time is also strictly in accordance with three meals a day. There are at most ten pictures for each meal, and at least two or three pictures. Each picture is clearly taken. With the addition of plate arrangement and proper composition, the various foods on the photos lifelike.

Hungry as Mox looked at one by one, he couldn't help drooling, his mind was instantly filled with appetite, and he didn't want to continue the interrogation at all.

"You, why did you send him this kind of thing?"

Damn, why don't you know how to give yourself a point, it's good to quench your thirst with plum blossoms!

Tang Yihe had long thought of an excuse: "He is my landlord."

This reason was really hard to find, and Mox roared with grief and anger in his heart: Wait, I'll go and buy that house right away!Why let you please the old fox so much!

But he was not convinced right away, even if Tang Yihe didn't know Hades, but the old fox David actually asked for the recipes for three meals a day, there is a lot to say in this.

He immediately put doubts on Hades.Although Hades is not as delicious as himself, it is said that he is also a picky eater, and it is very likely that David asked for the recipe for him.

As long as you keep an eye on Tang Yihe's side, or simply control it, you will have a chance to follow the vine.

Just as he was lost in thought, Rabbit Wen woke up.When he woke up and found himself being hugged by his master, Wen Liguo was startled: "Chichijiji?"

After being serious for a while, Mox was interrupted by his cry, his eyes turned cold, and he looked over.

Sensing the danger, Wen Liguo shivered.Tang Yihe touched his back: "What are you afraid of? I'm here."

Wen Liguo: QAQ

This is really the most beautiful confession in the world!

"Mr. Mox," Tang Yihe raised his head expressionlessly, "You have already read the sending record, can we go?"

Of course Mox didn't intend to let him go: "You cook for me first, and you can leave when I'm satisfied."

He has to stand firm this time, no matter how happy he eats, he will say he is not satisfied!

Although Wen Liguo was terrified, he was furious when he heard such an outrageous request, but Tang Yihe held him down and signaled his apprentice to be quiet.The corner of his mouth raised an imperceptible arc, and slowly took out a sharp knife from the food bag he brought.

He came prepared and assured that Mox would be "satisfied".

Mox didn't know why, seeing him draw his knife, he looked expectantly, intending to observe how he cooks.

In the next second, the subordinates who were kicked out just rushed in again anxiously: "Major General, it's not good!"

Mox paused, feeling very upset about being interrupted many times, and asked in a vicious voice, "What are you doing?"

"Outside, there are a lot of David's people outside, claiming that we should hand over Tang Yihe, otherwise they will attack."

Tang Yihe was even more surprised than Mox, because he had never contacted David at all.

"how many?"

"...Three, three."

Mox became irritable in an instant: "There are only three of you, you are afraid of a P, poison them to death!"

As he said that, he was about to question Tang Yihe about his dark secrets, but there was another urgent report: "Lord Mox, the military star is calling!"

"Military aircraft star? Who?"

The man swallowed: "Hades."

Mox paused: "Impossible! Hades is clearly in Parton!"

"This subordinate doesn't know either, but he said that if you dare to delay, he, he will take your brother Jody..." The man said with difficulty, his voice trembling, "Peel the scales and bones and stew snake soup..."

"It's unreasonable!" Mox was shocked and angry, and didn't care whether Tang Yihe had a py deal with David, so he turned and went to the communication room.

He grabbed the receiver and said loudly, "Who are you?!"

I thought it was some disliked guy pretending to be Hades, but a very familiar voice came from the receiver: "Mox, your snake gall is probably getting fat again?"

Mox was taken aback. He could hear the deep, magnetic voice and the thick threats and taunts across tens of millions of light-years. Seeking Hades!

Looking at the code again, there is no doubt that it is indeed the call from the military star.

"You, why are you in Military Aircraft?" Mox was dumbfounded, "No, what do you mean by threatening to skin my brother?

"Too lazy to talk to you, I'll give you two choices now." The other side snorted twice, "First, your brother was shot dead on the spot because he attempted to attack Admiral Willa; second, I let him go On the one hand, he will be expelled from the military and let him return home when he is old.”

Mox: "...You bastard, you must make such a bloody scene as soon as you come back?"

"The major general doesn't want to, it depends on what you do." One second he was still laughing, and the next second Hades' voice became cold, "Immediately let the master... Tang Yihe go!"

Feeling confused and helpless, Mox gritted his fangs and said indignantly, "Deal. But what's your relationship with Boss Tang?"

Hades sneered for a while: "It has nothing to do with you anyway, but you will know soon."

"...you cunning and treacherous wolf!"

"Soldiers never tire of cheating. You should thank me for suppressing you all the time. Then I will block your promotion path, so that you can be a carefree snake."

Mox: "..."

I've never heard anyone's threat be so "hard-hearted" and "understanding", but he actually thinks it makes sense...

"Send Tang Yihe back immediately, or I will stew your brother into snake soup." Hades hung up the phone after saying this.

Mox was furious, but he knew that Hades had returned safely this time, because the relationship between that mysterious mission and Admiral Willa would definitely improve step by step, and his brother's death was really a matter of the other party's words.

So, no matter how greedy you are, you have to release Boss Tang immediately.

Hey, I'm not reconciled, why is it so difficult to have a meal!

Mox walked back unhappily, Tang Yihe was already chopping vegetables.

It's just the vegetables he cut...

A freshly picked cucumber is being fixed by his left hand, and a knife is held in his right hand, and he quickly cuts it into 0.02mm coir raincoats with the straight knife.The cucumber bone is also very amazing, it is very long, and the terrible thing is that one end of the cucumber is carved into the head of a snake, especially like a snake winding on a plate.

Tang Yihe finished cutting the cucumber quickly, then took out a slender white radish with the same amazing bones, and cut it into a long coir raincoat. Because of the texture, the head of the white radish was carved more lifelike, like a white snake.

Unfortunately, Mox's is a white and silver corona.

Mox felt empathy when he saw the thing, and instantly felt that Tang Yihe's knife was going to cut himself!

Hiss...it hurts just to look at it.

"Don't cut it, stop it!" Mox stroked his scales silently, "Major General Ben will let you go immediately."

Tang Yihe raised his eyes: "Let's go now?"

Mox: "Yes."

Tang Yihe smiled slightly: "How can I do that? I have prepared a coir raincoat banquet." As he spoke, he unfolded the ingredients bag, and all kinds of ingredients inside were long strips!

Carrots are fine, even potatoes are as long as half an arm, and I don't know where he found the strange shape.

It can be imagined that there must be circles and groups of "snake"-shaped objects on the table of the coir raincoat feast.

The other subordinates who followed in looked at the lifelike white radish snake head, and couldn't help feeling a dull ache all over their bodies.Tang Yihe seemed to be deliberately showing off his skills. Every time he raised and lowered the knife, it seemed that what he was cutting was not a food, but a sworn enemy. The cold light of the knife was dazzling, and the juice splashed!

As a snake that has appetite for its own flesh, Mox was threatened by Hades first, and then "warned by the coir raincoat" by Tang Yihe, which finally became unbearable.

Tang Yihe still chuckled: "I brought a lot of weight, let's sit down and taste it together. The specifications of the coir raincoat banquet are not easy to show."

The snakes: "..."

Boss, please change your knife technique! ! !

However, Tang Yihe still couldn't finish showing the coir raincoat feast in the end, because Mox couldn't bear to open the door and waved him out. There was no way, the threat of Hades was still hanging on his brother's head.

Of course, before leaving, Tang Yihe didn't forget to warn Mox: "Next time if you do this again, you will know what is a coir raincoat snake piece."

Mox: "..."

Tang Yihe is not alarmist, but knows his seven inches too well - he really loves to eat it. When the time comes, a pot of high-quality realgar wine will guarantee that he will be dizzy and reappear in his original shape, not to mention the coir raincoat snake piece, and the giant snake will not be there. Next.Yes, he specially brought a bottle of glutinous rice wine this time, and added a lot of arsenic tetrasulfide in it, specially designed to kill snakes!

When Rabbit Wen learned of the plan, he shivered.

"Guoguo, listen carefully," Tang Yihe said lightly, "In front of an excellent chef, there is no such thing as a natural enemy."

"Then... what's there?"

"Only captives."

Wen Liguo: "..."

In awe!

When the three men outside saw Tang Yihe coming out safely, their faces were obviously relaxed: "Mr. Tang, it's great that you're fine."

"who are you?"

"We are David's friends, and we have been ordered to send you back."

Tang Yihe has very complicated feelings towards David now, but with Wen Liguo beside him, he can't open his mouth to ask about Xiaoha, so he can only follow them back.

However, the three of them were very polite to him and Wen Liguo, as if treating them as VIPs, they respectfully invited them to board the suspension car, and closed the compartment door without disturbing them.

Because Wen Liguo was frightened one after another and was attacked by the snake's psychedelic toxin, his spirit was not very good, and he fell asleep when he got home.

Only then did Tang Yihe call David, and directly exposed his identity: "I know you controlled Xiaoha, where is it?"

David on the other end was more wronged than Dou E, but he could only bite the bullet and say: "This is all a misunderstanding... Anyway, Mr. Tang, forget about that dog."

Tang Yihe reacted quickly: "What happened to it?"

"He..." David said slowly according to Hades' instructions, "He already has another master."

There is nothing wrong with this. It stands to reason that he is not married yet, and his parents are half guardians, which are roughly equal to the master.

The phone was cut off in the next second.

Tang Yihe was dumbfounded, unable to accept this answer at all, how could his little Ha recognize his master?

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After David hung up the phone, he silently breathed out a breath of humiliation and success, and dropped a tear of sympathy for Tang Yihe.

I'm sorry, Mr. Tang, because the young master wants to see you in his true colors, and he doesn't want to be a dog anymore!

But what has to be said still has to be said.David contacted Haddish and told him: "Mr. Tang seems to be a little hit."

There was silence for a while, and then proudly said, "I can't help it, he just likes to act like a baby, and he can't do it without me."

David: "..."

Wake up, you are just a pet in his heart right now!

"Do you want me to tell him the truth?"

"No, absolutely not!" Hades refused.

David Yoyo reminded: "Oh, but a long-distance relationship is not advisable, because of your departure, he is now living with other men."

Hades: "..."

An exasperated wolf howl came from the phone: "Who!!!"