Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Unexpectedly, just as he erupted, Xiao Hu's paws had already retracted, and instead, a powerful tail rolled up the chair and smashed it hard.

David couldn't react in time, his head was smashed immediately, and his eyes went dark for a while.

In the drowsiness, I vaguely heard Xiaoha's angry roar. When he came back with a clear mind, Xiaoha had disappeared, and the needle tube was smashed. Even the needle flew to nowhere, and all the blue liquid inside flowed to the ground.

David covered the big bag on his head, shocked by his own failure and Xiaoha's reaction speed, but he was also relieved at the same time - after all, he was still reluctant to pierce the child with all his strength, perhaps because of the half-second of hesitation. fail.

It's not that he wants to disobey intentionally, but that among the side effects of the drug, there is actually a "10% chance of causing intermittent ED"-in popular terms, it means not lifting, or intermittent failing, or intermittent premature ejaculation.

As a man (male dog), David knows all too well what a horrible side effect this is.

It's just that this blow failed, and it may be even more difficult to see Hades again. The already arduous task is even worse.

He bit the bullet and contacted the general.

……

"It's the subordinate's dereliction of duty." David honestly recounted everything that happened.

The admiral was silent for a while, as if he wasn't surprised by the whole result, and only heard the other party sigh slightly: "I knew you were reluctant, and I didn't expect you to charm him from the beginning."

David was surprised by his foreknowledge: "...It is the lack of ability of the subordinates."

The admiral sneered: "So this is the reason why you are not qualified for the position of commander, kindness of a woman!" But there was no irony or derogation in the laughter.

David: "..."

My lord, don't pierce my heart.

"In that case, take it easy and make sure to protect his safety," the admiral paused. "I can't send more help for now. Those people have been putting pressure on them recently, and there may be a round of conflict."

David was startled: "Your side..."

The admiral's voice was full of exhaustion that could not be concealed: "I will withstand the pressure until he comes back."

David: "..."

You also said that I am actually quite reluctant, right?

"You wait for the next instruction."

The call ended quickly. David took out the special anti-tracking chip and smashed it, and checked the messages from his subordinates with bloodshot eyes. Recently, Mox led the Silver Snakes to retreat, but the other beasts did not Give up, there are many people on the nearby planets staring at it.

He knew that the admiral was under a lot of pressure, and he had to find another way.

·

Xiaoha who ran out was already mad with anger! ! !

That stinky old fellow dared to attack it!

I trusted him so much, but in the end I stabbed him in the back. Fortunately, it reacted quickly enough, otherwise...or it would be made into dog meat soup without knowing it!

——Bah, you should take him back and throw him to Tang Yihe, bite his throat, let the blood out and peel off his skin, and stew the old soup to nourish his body!

But if you really take it back, the farmer should know that he secretly communicated with strangers (dogs), and the farmer doesn't want to bear the disappointment and anger of the farmer.

While Xiaoha was furious, he also felt a sense of comfort. Although Tang Yihe played that damn audio all day to scare him, he never used his trust to stab a knife like David did.The farmer is cold and kind, and he is many times better than that old guy.

Of course, if Tang Yihe also betrayed himself, he would definitely not make it easy for him!

It will definitely punish him well, tie ten hemp ropes around his neck, and tie him to the bedpost to prevent him from running around; and let him make delicious food for himself, Lunjiao Cake?Hmph, it's a bit tired of eating, it just wants to eat him; but the farmer is still so thin, he has to feed him to be fatter, and when he becomes fat and fleshy, he can...

Xiaoha licked his tongue, his eyes were full, and there was a kind of throbbing madly in his heart.

After thinking about it, for some reason, not only was there no anger in my heart, but a little expectation that everything was under control—if I dared to sneak attack it, then don’t blame it for disregarding racial differences.

Xiaoha rushed back to Tang Yihe's villa in a hurry, and saw that he had just come out of the bathroom, his hair was slightly wet, his bathrobe was loose, and he looked very homely and soft, and his heart gradually calmed down.

Tang Yihe wiped his slightly damp hair: "Are you back from playing?"

Xiaoha leaned forward, trying to rub his cheek against his smooth calf under the bathrobe, but was gently kicked away in disgust.

Tang Yihe took out warm custard from the insulated box, poured it into the dog bowl and said solemnly: "Human legs are not good, but custard is delicious, come here quickly."

Xiaoha: "..."

cut.

The egg custard, as smooth as a mirror, exudes a sweet smell. Xiaoha stuck out his tongue and licked it. The smooth texture and rich custard aroma made him move his index finger, and he sucked it up in two or three strokes.

After eating supper, Xiao Ha bit Tang Yihe's trousers again, dragged him to the bathroom, opened his mouth wide, and pointed to his own mouth with his paw, signaling to brush his teeth.

Tang Yihe: "..."

Although it is a cleaning habit that has to be repeated every day, Tang Yihe was very pleased that Xiaoha is a big dog who pays attention to hygiene, but I don't know if it is because he was originally slow, or because he was careless tonight and combined all the weird things into one Together, the contradiction in my heart became stronger.

It is said that Bianmu's IQ can reach five or six years old, but Xiaoha's IQ and restraint are probably beyond the level of elementary school students, right?

After brushing his teeth, he followed him back to the room step by step—ever since he accidentally showed some emotions in front of this little beast that night, he had to push forward a lot. Useful.

Fortunately, under normal circumstances, Xiaoha doesn’t know how to climb on the bed. He just lies on his stomach next to the bed, his ears vibrate from time to time, and he pays attention to the wind and grass around him like a police dog.

Faced with such a smart and sensible little Ha, Tang Yihe wanted to drive him to sleep in the dog house, but he couldn't bear it.Touch and hug when you need company, and drive out when you don't need it, wouldn't you be a scumbag?

His lips parted slightly, but he finally swallowed the words of refusal.

With this hesitation, Xiao Ha's big paws pushed his body down on the soft bed, and then he saw it bite the corner of the quilt, covering him tightly from head to tail.

Tang Yihe: "..."

Suddenly, a funny thought flashed through his mind - no, I'm afraid he's going to become a genius!Xiaoha wants to be a snail dog who traveled from the 21st century to repay his kindness across time and space like him? !

As calm as Boss Tang, he couldn't help recalling whether he had rescued any stray dogs in his life, and suddenly felt that his whole body was not well.

Xiaoha was ignorant, licked his paws, washed his face seriously, then yawned with his mouth wide open, rolled himself into a big ball and lay down on the side, sleeping soundly, looking like an ordinary dog It's different, even scratching the cheek with the back paw that moved from time to time was a bit silly.

But these silly actions made Tang Yihe feel at ease.Fortunately, the interstellar era is still an era that emphasizes science...

·

A few days later, Tang Yihe went for another blood test, and the deterioration was further controlled, falling below the dangerous level. Dr. Lin was ecstatic when he saw the result, and strongly urged him to cooperate with the medical research on progeria.

Tang Yihe was a person who was afraid of trouble, so he politely refused.

Dr. Lin was very disappointed and tried his best to lobby.

Tang Yihe thought for a while and replied, "I've been taking a supplement recently, which may be helpful for your research."

Dr. Lin's eyes lit up: "Really? What kind of supplement?"

Tang Yihe: "I'll bring it to you in a few days."

Dr. Lin excitedly said: "Good, good!"

After returning from the hospital, Tang Yihe dismantled the useless dog house, opened up an open space in the yard, and surrounded it with a fence.

Then open the farm to play with props and check the latest results.

The three chickens in the chicken coop are already old chickens, not only Luhuamei, but the other two have also started to lay golden eggs because they have been fed high-grade feed several times.However, they are not as efficient in laying eggs as Luhuamei. Generally, only one of the ten eggs laid is a golden egg, but the chance of Luhuamei laying golden eggs is as high as [-]%, so even the cruel "supervisor" Xiaoha is extra polite to it. It also brought some flowers and plants to pile up in its nest.

When Tang Yihe saw the decoration for the first time, he almost thought that Xiaoha fell in love with the old hen.

Now there are nearly fifty ordinary eggs piled up in the warehouse, and there are even three or five golden eggs in stock, but none of the adult chickens have been harvested.

Tang Yihe stared at one of them with serious eyes.

chicken:"……"

It, why does it feel that its neck is chilly, its life, its life is not long?

Xiao Ha also sensed the farmer's intentions, and rubbed his paws, thinking of the deliciousness of the crispy scallion chicken, his saliva was already secreting a lot of reflex.

But Xiaoha has the backbone and rationality to hold Tang Yihe's hand that is about to "harvest": "Woof!"

As a carnivore, Xiao Ha actually prevented the farm from dominating the chickens!

Tang Yihe squinted at it: "I didn't want to kill the elder."

Chicken: "... Cuckoo."

Just when it thought it had escaped, it heard the farmer say to the supervisor dog: "You take these two out, and the little reed flower stays inside."

The chicken felt a chill on its neck again.

Xiao Ha suddenly understood what the farmer meant, rushed in quickly, grabbed one of the chickens with one claw, and pulled out the two white feather chickens.

There was a frightened rooster crowing in the villa——

"Giggle!"

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

The two chickens were so frightened that their feathers were going bald!

"What are you arguing about? You're not roosters." Tang Yihe grabbed one with one hand and threw it into the newly built chicken coop, then asked Xiaoha to take out the high-grade feed and fill their troughs.

Yes, starting today, he will also raise chickens at home.

The reason is the same as growing crops. If he takes eggs or finished chickens from the farm without restriction, he will definitely not be able to explain it when he is investigated.

The farm is like spring all the year round, but it's a little cold outside. The two chickens are obviously not used to it, and they shiver together.Seeing this, Xiaoha rushed to the fence, barked at them, and supervised them to eat as usual.

The chickens were frightened and pecked desperately, but thanks to the habit of being abused by Xiaoha, they gradually calmed down when they watched it.

The corners of Tang Yihe's mouth twitched slightly, and he always felt that a dog who could only feed chickens seemed...as if...

Stay calm, calm down, don't think too much.

He withdrew his gaze and adopted two more chicks in the vacant chicken coop on the ranch. He planned to wait for them to grow up and then take them out and raise them outside. After a while, they could be slaughtered and eaten.

When the chicks were not fully grown, David, who hadn't been around for a long time, came to visit again.

Xiao Ha glared at the door viciously, and hid back to the farm without asking.It hates that big skewer now!

Tang Yihe opened the door, and saw David carrying a lot of messy things, most of which were dog toys, and some were heating equipment, professional garden robots, etc. assigned to him.

"Mr. David, why are you so embarrassed?" Tang Yihe was surprised to see those sophisticated watering and fertilizing robots. It has only been a few days since the last renovation of the whole house equipment, and they came to improve the living environment again?

This house is really like a pie in the sky.

David had a faint expression on his gentle face: "...Mr. Tang just keep it."

Hades hadn't appeared since the failure of the major general's injection mission last time. David couldn't think of a way to attract him, and didn't know how to make Hades trust him again, so he decided to start with Tang Yihe.

Since the major general reminded him not to interfere with this ordinary person, it means that this person is still not ordinary in his heart.David thought about being nice to him, maybe it could calm Hades down.

When he saw the chickens in the yard, he was surprised and said, "Why do you even raise this one?"

Tang Yihe gave an "um" and asked him if he wanted to eat eggs.

David shook his head hastily. How could he have the nerve to grab food from the major general? He didn’t know the reason before, but now that he knows that the major general likes this human’s food, if he eats and drinks without winking, is he afraid to further anger the major general?As a dog family, there is no one who does not protect food!

"Don't eat," David said with a desolate voice, "I'll give Mr. Tang another feeding robot."

Tang Yihe: "..."

Mr. Landlord, is it really okay for you to be so responsible?

David was very flattering for a few days, and sent this and that every day, all of which were practical and small favors without raising his eyes, which scared Tang Yihe, but Xiao Ha still refused to come out.

In the end, it seemed that Tang Yihe couldn't bear his attention, so that he refused to open the door with excuses several times, and David's clumsy flattery finally stopped.

Xiao Ha is very satisfied with the farmer's realization that "the rich and the rich should not be promiscuous".Of course it doesn't want to forgive David, although David's smell is very reassuring.

David was so regretful that his intestines were green, wishing to turn back the time, then he would never have pierced it in the first place.However, when he was at a loss for this difficult task, he finally got the second step instructions.Not from Admiral Willa, but from Hades' mother.

Her information lags seriously, but it doesn’t mean that she has no eyes and ears. When she heard that Hades was alive and drifting because of amnesia, the mother cried so hard that she wanted to come and participate in the mission no matter what.

"I am his mother, I can wake him up." The admiral's wife said excitedly, "I'm going to Patton, you are ready to meet him!"

"This needs an opportunity... Your identity is too sensitive." David said with a headache.

The general's wife: "Oh, does it count to learn cooking skills? Or follow the example of Mox's little greedy snake and take a gourmet food tour?"

David: "..."

The author has something to say: Mox: I feel like I was shot by an arrow in Seven Inches...

Admiral: ... Don't look at me, this admiral doesn't even know that the anesthesia has the side effect of killing children and grandchildren...

Xiaoha: Hehe.