Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Tang Yihe waited for a long time, but failed to see Xiaoha speak again.However, he didn't think too far, because he had watched some pet videos before, and there were indeed pets imitating their owners to speak human words, and even scolding their owners.

There was once an owner who took someone else's dog by mistake and left his own dog where it was. The dog was so anxious that he even cursed: "XXX, come back to me!"

Xiao Ha spoke vaguely just now, and he could only vaguely recognize that it was "David". Maybe it was because he had just met David?

Seeing it hugging its head and humming, Tang Yihe was a little worried, and wanted to go over and touch it, but Xiaoha got up with a grunt, and he didn't know where he went.

Throughout the day, it is weird, as if thinking about dog life.

It didn't recover until it was fed delicious food at night.

When Tang Yihe said he was going to give it a bath, Xiao Ha's whole dog was about to fly up happily, and wanted to roll him into the bathtub like last time, but unfortunately, the evil farmer had already taken precautions and simply put on a condom Raincoat, not splashed with water.

Xiaoha glanced at his chest, and it was a little disappointed that the beautiful scenery could not be reproduced.

When it was late at night and it was time to go to bed, Xiaoha was refreshed again. He was a principled dog, and when he said he wanted to climb the bed, he climbed the bed.

Staying awake in the doghouse that the farmer worked so hard to build, as soon as Tang Yihe lay on the bed, he put his paws beside him, as if he wanted to share his big soft bed.

Although Xiaoha's hair was both fragrant and fluffy just after taking a bath, Tang Yihe still drove him out of bed with a dark face and took the pillow.

The soft pillow was neither painful nor itchy, and Xiao Ha brazenly refused to get out of bed.

The dog meat soup had no effect, Tang Yihe stared at it, suddenly made a plan, got out of the bed, and took out a doll from the warehouse, this doll was a gift from the pet store when I bought the big litter mat, it was in the shape of a dog, and it looked cute .

Tang Yihe grabbed the doll in one hand, and a spatula handle in the other, and glared at Xiaoha: "Look good."

Xiaoha:?

I saw Tang Yihe grabbing the doll and simulating it climbing onto his bed. Then, the spatula fell from the sky and hit the doll dog with a bang.There is an air bag generator inside the doll, and it will howl when squeezed.

"Wow, woof, woof!!!" The artificial industrialized barking sounded extremely shrill!

The quality of the gifted doll was not good, and the head was separated from the body within two beatings!

Xiaoha: "..."

Tang Yihe ruthlessly beat him with a spatula again, and the toy head rolled down and rolled to Xiaoha's feet.

Xiaoha:! ! !

Its hairs are standing on end!

Tang Yihe picked up the spatula and pointed at Xiaoha: "If you don't obey, this will be your end."

Xiaoha: "..."

When he was thrown out of the room, Xiao Ha was so angry that he was suspicious of the dog, and wished he could pounce on the farmer and eat him.

This, this damn farmer, because he can't bear to eat him, he is so proud of being favored!

Xiao Ha went back to the dog house unhappily, with his head resting outside the house, his eyes were wide open, and he didn't feel sleepy.It thought of the middle-aged and elderly man who came during the day, but it didn't dare to think about it, because as long as it thought hard, it felt like a needle was stuck in its head, making it want to roll all over the floor.

It feels that his smell is familiar, his voice is familiar, and everything is familiar.

Xiao Ha couldn't hold back anymore, and decided to go to the villa in front of him again secretly.It slipped into the woods with ease, trying to go around from the back to the front as it did last time, but found something wrong halfway.

There are more people watching, and there are three or two idiots staring at the door of their own farmer.

Xiaoha was startled and angry, he didn't know what these people were doing staring at Tang Yihe, and wanted to rush up and kill them, but thinking of the bad taste in his mouth after biting those thieves before, he avoided it in disgust Anyway, Tang Yihe doesn't like it to cause trouble.

Although there were too many people, but the ability to keep an eye on him obviously didn't improve much, so Xiao Ha went around to the villa in front of him smoothly.

To its surprise, the middle-aged man was not inside!

Little Ha reluctantly sniffed around the villa for a long time, its extremely sensitive nose told it that there was indeed no such person inside, but there was a figure, but the smell was obviously wrong.

Unable to remember and not to be found, Xiao Ha returned home very irritatedly, and repeated his tricks and returned to the master bedroom, trying to sneak up on the bed to harass the farmer.

Under the starlight, Tang Yihe had already fallen asleep.Xiaoha was very dissatisfied seeing him sleeping so soundly, he tossed and turned and fell asleep, did he still have the consciousness of being a shit-shoveling officer?

Xiao Ha raised his paw, wanting to pull Tang Yihe's tall and delicate nose, breathing softly, and suddenly saw a few strands of silver hair on his temples through the starlight.

... When did this grow?

Xiaoha retracted his claws in a daze, leaned over to look carefully, and found that it was really a few white hairs.It looked at its paws curiously, um, they are also white, but I heard that the long white hair of human beings is a sign of dying...

Xiaoha's eyes were wide open. The farmer, Nongnongnongnong, has not gained weight yet, so he is about to die?

It turned around a few times in a panic, looking like a silly dog ​​chasing its own tail, as if the faster it ran, the faster its brain would turn, and it would be able to think of a way.

In the end, Xiao Ha came to the conclusion that it must be because he ate too little, and he must supervise him to eat more in the future!

It calmed down, didn't continue to disturb this fragile human being, and didn't leave. Instead, it lay on the side and continued to watch him fall asleep.It decided that no matter how shy the farmer was, it would guard him and sneak away in the morning, so that he would not be embarrassed, right?

·

Mox slumped on the couch impatiently, waiting for his subordinates to report.

"Report to Major General, Lieutenant General David went to Tang Yihe's house at 11:[-] noon today."

Mox straightened his body: "What? What is he doing there?"

"If there is no accident, it should be Cengfan, because we smelled the fragrance near the villa..." The subordinate swallowed secretly. At that time, they were almost hungry, and they didn't know what Tang Yihe had done. It was so delicious. Lidi.

"This shameless old dog!" Mox scolded angrily, "And then?"

"Then he stayed for 52 minutes and then returned to his home. He hasn't come out until now. During the period, he met some people from the Patton government and his assistant Xiao Fang, but he didn't stay for long."

"Keep watching."

"Where is Tang Yihe? We have sent a few more people..."

"What are you doing staring at him?! A waste of energy, he is just an ordinary person!" Mox thought bitterly in his heart, he didn't want to hear his subordinates report what delicious food Tang Yihe cooks every day, because of the cognition of "can't eat" It will make his heart ache so hard to breathe!

"Yes, yes... we will withdraw immediately."

Mox was extremely irritable, thinking that his subordinates were really a bunch of idiots, and it must be because of this group of wretches that the Snake Clan fell into a slump.There is no way, whoever makes the snake's head so small, it is really better to let Tang Yihe stew it...

But to the surprise of Mox and the rest of the people, David did not stay in the villa obediently. No one knew that there was actually a secret passage underneath the seemingly ordinary old villa. He had already left early under the cover of Xiaofang. He left the old villa, and now there are only people who attract firepower for him.

With Xiao Fang's hard work for a day, the information on Tang Yihe's life became more and more comprehensive.

David looked at the information strangely: "He...wasn't his own?"

"It's an abandoned baby, but according to the information, he may not know about it. His father loves him very much. When he was a child, he was so naked that he stretched out his hands to eat, so he had a grudge with his two older brothers. To be honest, the two older brothers are also jerks, but recently They're all locked up."

David thought for a while: "These are useless, is there anything else? I want to know what happened to the major general after his 'death'."

"Yes!" Xiao Fang dug out another stack, "Not long ago, his home and shop were burglarized. It is said that his colleagues wanted to steal his formula, but this matter was settled quickly. Tang Yihe intervened, but Tang Yihe didn't appreciate it, and soon after, he was humiliated on the spot. It can be seen that our boss Tang really doesn't have much to do with Silver Snake."

David nodded, glanced at the information, but was attracted by a line of words: "He has been reported for keeping large beasts?"

"Yes, the police searched the house that day after receiving this report, but they found nothing."

"No..." David's voice was full of surprise, "This is the most useful thing you investigated today, I want to know the details!"

No one said anything about the fact that he found the major general at Tang Yihe's place today, but the information Xiao Fang gave just happened to fit - the major general should have haunted the vicinity in the form of a beast!

Xiao Fang's work efficiency is still very good, and his identity is not as conspicuous as David's. Soon he secretly visited the prisons of those thieves, and reported to David what happened that night.

"A person who was bitten told the appearance of the beast..."

The more David listened, the more surprised he became. People in the entire interstellar world probably didn’t know what Hades’ animal form looked like, and they didn’t even have a complete picture of his appearance, but David knew very well that it was almost Hades’ animal form. , that is, the size described by those people is much smaller than that of Hades himself.

"After being bitten, they ran away. I really can't find out what happened afterwards. In short, the police searched carefully the next day and found no clues. Mr. Tang also denied it."

Denied...David thought that Tang Yihe really looked completely ignorant, he didn't even remember Hades' name, obviously he didn't know that the major general was in his house.

But the more David thought about it, the more confused he became. What is the major general doing there?

Is it...

For some reason, David suddenly thought of the zongzi that Tang Yihe invited him to eat, and then thought of his other special dishes, and had a funny idea—Master Hades is wandering outside, it is inevitable to be hungry or greedy... …

David coughed twice, while stopping his brainpower, he couldn't help but feel distressed: Poor Master Hades, it must be very hard to wander so far, right?

There must be a last resort reason for not showing up all the time.

He knew that Hades had a secret mission, so mysterious that even he didn't know the content of the mission. It was probably that mission that made Hades choose to hide his tracks.

That being the case, David cannot hold him back. This matter must be more cautious.

But that villa is obviously inextricably linked to Hades. Although he can't look for it directly with a big fanfare, David can still find a way to contact him quietly.

After that, David took a new reason to visit Tang Yihe's house, and while he wasn't paying attention, he quietly left something in the dog house—the place where he thought the major general would most likely notice.

Xiaoha went back to his dog house this day, and suddenly felt something in his buttocks, and suddenly, like a princess on a pea, he jumped up from the house with a whimper!

Tang Yihe was startled: "What are you doing? Sudden convulsions?"

Xiao Ha turned his head aggrievedly, licked PP, and felt a little tingling pain. He was about to show Tang Yihe his nest, to cleanse himself of convulsions, but when his nose twitched, he felt that the smell in the nest was not right .

"Aww." Xiaoha turned around and turned his back to the farmer, obviously refusing to answer.

After Tang Yihe walked away inexplicably, it burrowed back vigilantly, pouted its buttocks and raised its tail, trying to block Tang Yihe's sight from time to time, then carefully pawed in the nest, and finally saw a armbands.

The moment it saw the armband, its head was confused for a while, and it seemed that it had owned this thing before!

"Xiaoha, it's time to eat." The farmer's call sounded.

Xiao Ha didn't have time to think about why there was such a thing in his nest, he hurriedly bit the armband into his mouth, and when he walked in front of Tang Yihe, for the first time, he didn't bury his head in eating immediately, but jumped into the farm space.

Tang Yihe: "Huh?"

Xiao Ha bit the thing, walked around the farm, and finally decided to hide it, so that Tang Yihe would not know.Since it swallowed those strange reefs, it has its own exclusive space, which even the farmer can't enter. Although the space is small, it can only put some gold coins, but it is more than enough to put an armband.

Xiaoha put away his armband, counted all his assets, wrinkled his nose, why is it only over 1000?

That stone has to have many zeros to redeem it, how long does it have to be saved?

It glanced at the armband coolly, and seriously considered whether it could get enough gold coins by pawning that thing out.

Not long after, David came to visit again. First of all, he observed Tang Yihe's expression, and saw that the other party was as indifferent as ever, and he probably didn't notice his small movements.Then he quietly went to see the situation of the dog house, and when he found that the armband was not there, he happily put another thing in.

Then Xiao Ha bounced up from the nest like a princess on a pea, but this time he won a medal, and he obviously had the breath of David.

Xiaoha has no interest in this medal, but he understands that it was awarded by the middle-aged man named David.

What does he want to do?

Little Ha couldn't understand it, and pulled it disgustingly. He didn't want it, so he didn't take it away, but stayed in the nest.It always feels that the other party will come again, and I hope that David will be smarter, and if he pays tribute, he should choose something that smells good.

David's face was not very good when he saw his medal left in the nest, because this is his own medal, and it means "logistics" and "rear area". Hades refused, did he express his dislike? Intervene yourself?

He sighed, although he was disappointed that he could not contact Hades directly, but he had to alleviate the major general's actions.

So on this day, Mox received a notice that the dozen or so stalkers he had sent were discovered by David overnight and locked up for "obstructing public safety".

"Well, you David!" Mox gritted his teeth, "It's a shame!"

"Go, what to do next..."

"Put it away first, we've already frightened the dog!"

……

Tang Yihe still doesn't know why.He didn't know how many people were following him, and his shop was so busy.

Recently, due to the exposure of the menu of state banquet flavor dishes, many people know that he is the chef of the goddess coir raincoat potatoes. Many people came to order and declared that even if it wasn't coir raincoat, they wanted to try the goddess sauce.

Out of respect for the goddess, Tang Yihe changed the name of the dish back to Laoganma Potato Chips.People with a history major checked it out and found that this sauce with an unpleasant name turned out to be a famous ancient Chinese sauce more than 1000 years ago!

"Damn it, don't tell me there is another 'intangible cultural heritage' in Tang Ji's private kitchen?!"

"Hahaha, the annual specialty food competition is about to begin, but I don't know whether it is the Lunjiao Cake with the highest approval rate, or the coir raincoat potato with the highest approval rate!"

"I, Yalun, teach cake! The mass base is good!"

"I bet on potatoes in coir raincoats. I have good looks and even higher skills!"

"This year's gourmet industry is booming. Ken McDeky's collapse. I'm afraid it's the rhythm of Tang Ji's private kitchen!"

"Happy to hear, happy to see, happy to hear~ My big foodie's good news~"

……

The Ken McDeky incident has begun to fade out of view, and Tang Ji's private kitchen has once again caught people's attention.However, there are still a group of people who are still wiping Ken McDerkey's ass—the doctors in the major hospitals in Patton are crazy busy because of the large number of people who come to check their bodies, wash their stomachs, and exchange blood.

Dr. Lin was one of them. He was originally in the emergency department, but recently he was forced to help in other departments. His colleagues often complained about the disasters caused by Ken McDeky, which made them work overtime.

"Hey, I think I was also a diner of Ken McDeky back then, but who knew this dilapidated restaurant was so unscrupulous." A female colleague complained that after a busy day, she finally got a 10-minute break.

"It's been a long time since I went to a restaurant. I heard that Tang Ji is very popular..." She opened a video reposted by a friend some time ago. The title was "God-like knife skills, doctors feel ashamed".She didn't even bother to see the topic just now, but after reading it for a few seconds, her jaw almost couldn't hold back!

"Fuck, this cook is so good!"

Dr. Lin had closed his eyes to rest his mind, but she kept marveling there, making Dr. Lin unable to rest well, and said depressedly, "What are you looking at?"

The female colleague also showed him the video.

This group of poor doctors, because they were implicated and busy working overtime, all news lagged behind.

Dr. Lin was also shocked when he saw the knife skills in the video, but he felt that those hands looked familiar.

Doctors may not remember the appearance of patients, but they can remember the parts they have treated. For example, dentists can even remember the rotten teeth of former patients after decades.Dr. Lin is often in charge of small dressings and can remember many patients' hands or feet, especially those who are particularly ugly or beautiful.

The hands in the video are of a particularly good-looking type. They are obviously men's hands, but they are very slender, but the joints are larger than women's, and they still have a sense of strength; they are obviously chefs, but they are smooth and tender, and there is no Because of long-term use of hands, rough calluses were born. When he was treating the patient, he even thought that the patient was a young master who didn't touch the sun.

Dr. Lin recalled the situation that day. The young man came to bandage him in the middle of the night because he was bitten by the family dog. At that time, Dr. Lin also noticed that his complexion was very bad, so he asked him to do more blood tests.

By the way, he remembered this patient, and the situation was a bit complicated, so he specially told him to pay attention to checking the medical examination form.

Thinking of this, Dr. Lin asked his female colleague, "What's the name of the chef in the video?"

"I'll check, hey, my surname is Tang, I'm only 24 years old..."

Dr. Lin immediately turned on his holographic screen, locked the approximate date, and searched for a patient with the surname Tang. Fortunately, there was only one patient with the surname Tang during that time, and he found Tang Yihe's medical records without taking much time.

Seeing the results of the physical examination, Dr. Lin looked a little serious, because the results were indeed not good, and that Tang Yihe did not come for a reexamination afterwards.

I took another look at my sending record, and it was obvious that the physical examination form had been sent to the patient's mailbox, but it showed that the patient had not opened it.

Hey, young people nowadays don't care about their bodies at all!

Compared with the recent army of physical examinations, Dr. Lin was heartbroken for this patient with beautiful hands. Being responsible, he resolutely sent over the physical examination form.