Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Mox's snake's head was dented, but he was so irritable that he didn't dare to make a sound in front of the visitor.

This tall man is his uncle, a more terrifying existence than his father. He used to want to go to a chef school to learn cooking skills, but refused to join the army to revitalize the family. His father locked him up for half a month and failed to make him yield. Uncle came over and gave him a fat beating, and beat him honestly.

Uncle Hodgson asked the veterinarian to leave politely. His serious face suddenly sank, and he knocked on Mox's seven inches without saying a word, which directly scared Mox's paralysis reaction, and he trembled. Restored human form.

Hodgson said with a dark face: "Open the mailbox immediately and see what kind of wonderful farce I have created!"

Mox's heart was pounding, but he didn't dare to delay. He quickly opened the bracelet, and saw a lot of videos sent to him by his uncle, and he clicked on one of them to play. After watching for two seconds, he felt like the sky was falling down. up.

In the video, he was handsome and well-dressed one second, and turned into a boa constrictor the next second, foaming at the mouth!

"You have now become the laughing stock of the Patton Military Academy! Those students were broadcasting live, but who knew that you suddenly deformed in public and became so ugly! It's almost embarrassing for our Silver Snake Clan!" Hodgson said As he talked, the more he talked, the more angry he became.From top to bottom, from male to female, from old to young, the snake clan is almost irritable and irritable by nature. This uncle is even a fighter among the irritable. When he came out, he slapped his nephew hard.

"It's so useless! No wonder you can't beat that brat Hades!"

Snapped.

"I asked you to come to Parton to keep an eye on the actions of the Demon Wolf Clan that day. You came here to eat!"

Snapped.

"You eat it as soon as you eat it, and you eat yourself back into a snake!"

Snapped.

"It's all about turning into a snake yourself, and you still have to be broadcast live!"

clap clap clap...

Ten minutes later, Mox collapsed weakly on the ground, Xinzi spat out of his mouth, but he secretly rejoiced after being so abused: his uncle was merciful after all, and did not bite him with his fangs.

You must know that the uncle's blood is very pure, the poison is the strongest in the whole family, and it is a neurotoxin. Although the poison can't kill him, he can still be bitten by the pain. He is the most Shura existence in the Silver Snake family!

After beating up his nephew, Hodgson didn't catch his breath. After he shaved his hair, his expression turned upright: "I've tried to delete the video, but you'd better not go to that Tang Kee private kitchen, this is not us You don’t want to cause trouble for our family anymore! If there is any murder, I won’t be able to take care of you!”

Mox nodded aggrievedly.Although he was indeed angry, he respected excellent chefs in his bones, and he would not do such things as beating a chef.

But after sending his uncle away, he disguised himself and slipped away to find Tang Yihe.

As soon as I entered the store, I saw Tang Yihe teaching customers how to eat cross-bridge rice noodles in the correct order.

Mox had a psychological shadow. Seeing the big bowl of soup, he had the urge to run away, but the same clear soup, other people's shabu-shabu shabu-shabu was particularly delicious, and the rice noodles were also slick. Yes, there were about a dozen people eating cross-bridge rice noodles. It was a spectacular scene, and the food was in full swing.

Mox felt aggrieved and questioned Tang Yihe: "You, how could you treat me like this yesterday?!"

Tang Yihe took a look at the man covered from head to toe - Mox was afraid of being recognized by the guests, so he wore a hat, mask and sunglasses, and was so armed that his mother would not recognize him.

"Mox?" Tang Yihe asked.

"Hush!" Mox hurriedly stopped, "Hush!"

Tang Yihe smiled but said, "What did I do to you? I said earlier that I was self-willed in cooking, so maybe I would make some dark dishes. If you want me to be the chef, you must be mentally prepared for it."

Mox wanted to cry without tears: "But your other food is obviously delicious!"

"Oh, I have more spicy ones, I don't like anything spicy." Tang Yihe burst out the names of several dishes in one breath, "Spicy chicken, spicy fat beef, hot and sour fat beef..."

The tip of Mox's tongue immediately burned reflexively, and he covered his mouth in pain: "Stop, stop."

Tang Yihe looked at him leisurely: "You are sincerely welcome to try the dishes again, these are all famous ancient Chinese dishes."

Mox was shocked: "How can someone take pleasure in spicy food? Didn't you invent it to reject me?"

As soon as the words fell, the diners who were eating the bridge rice noodles spoke from the side.

"Oh my god, boss, this rice noodle rope is really delicious, but it's not spicy enough." The diner said with a dreamy face, "I've never eaten spicy food before, but your spicy peppers are so fresh and fragrant, it's very addictive! "

"Hey, the hero sees the same thing, I licked it too yesterday, it was so spicy that I was blown away~"

Mox: "..." Are you kidding me?

Tang Yihe: "Did you hear that?"

Mox: "..."

This store may discriminate against him!

This cook is a cook he can't control!

But Tang Yihe didn't let him go, the smile on his face disappeared: "I heard that you threatened Wen Liguo, if that's the case, do Spicy Rabbit Head like it?"

Mox: "..."

He understood a little bit, Tang Yihe was venting his anger on Wen Liguo!

Immediately, the arrogance of coming to Tang Yihe to settle accounts was extinguished, and he didn't dare to spit out the snake letter, and left in a hurry before the scales reflexively grew.

You need to hit seven inches to beat snakes, and you also need to hit seven inches to deal with foodies. Except for pure rice buckets, foodies will have preferences and dislikes. As long as foodies have a weakness in taste, a precise critical strike can be fatal.

Tang Yihe weighed the bottle of red oil that he practiced before, his eyes flashed with boredom—hey, after more than a thousand years, the lifeblood of the foodie is still so easy to control, and he hasn't used his trump card yet.

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[Bulk comments on merchants: Tangji Private Kitchen

Service: 1.6; Environment: 3.7; Taste: 9; Comments: 101058

Gentle Muggle: Ehhhhh?Am I wrong!The service score went up!As far as I remember, the service has been at 1.5 and never changed!

Dula: My God, are you all used to being abused?Or has he recently transitioned?

323: No, there is still no change in ordinary dine-in, it should be the high score given by the guests in the VIP box

OUnuye: This VIP customer said that he did not score high. I don’t know which solution is holding us back. Could it be that the boss hired a troll?

Louzhonglou 1L: What misunderstandings do you have about your Tang?If he is willing to hire a sailor, the Wuli Tangmen foodie team won’t have to work so hard to clarify. Recently, you Tangshu has been attracting attention, and many of your colleagues are blackmailing him.

Building 2L: Haha, what we eat is not gourmet food, but Jianghu!

Guacai: I was a customer who just went to enjoy the VIP service yesterday, and I didn’t get a high score, just 2 points. The boss is still unsmiling, obviously he looks so good-looking

Louzhonglou 1L: 2 points is already the limit of your Tang, thank you

2L in the building: Believe me, my dear, he smiles more deeply

Building in Building 3L: For you, Tang, the improvement of 0.1 is almost like stepping on the moon for the first time. It is a progress across the ages.

Ms. Sugar: Shocked, what kind of S/M restaurant are we visiting?

234523: I get used to it when I abuse it [laugh and cry]

……

Pumpkin: Hahahahaha, during yesterday's cross-bridge rice noodle tasting event, a customer turned into a boa constrictor in public!

20230: I saw it too, that man is actually a snake-human race

Ms. Sugar: Hey, I didn’t go yesterday, what’s the matter?Ask the representative of the department to explain

Pumpkin: Me, me, me!As a person who witnessed the whole process, I came to give you a popular science. Yesterday, you Tang launched a new dish called Guoqiao Rice Noodles. The man who tried it did not know what his background was. It is said that he came to harass the boss of Wuli every day. In a rage, Boss Tang gave him a piece Meat, he was dizzy from the heat hahahaha, there are pictures and the truth [Picture 1] [Picture 2]

Building in Building 1L: Damn it, Coral Snake!Very poisonous!

Louzhonglou 2L: Didn't it say that the snake clan orcs are invulnerable to all poisons?

Louzhonglou 3L: How hot is it to make people dizzy?

Host: I was lucky enough to add a sip of soup. It is a bit spicy, but it is very fragrant and very enjoyable!We have written a blood letter and strongly urge Boss Tang to continue to introduce this spicy soup base. It will definitely be delicious in winter!

……

Louzhonglou 10L: ...Wait, is there something wrong with me, why this snake...looks very fat, has anyone eaten snake soup...

Building 11L: Xie Xie, you are too cruel!Oh, don't forget to call me when you eat snake soup

Building 12L: Hahahaha!Let me tell you a joke, when the orcs met the residents of Parton, they met with short knives and died.

Building 13L: Then it appeared on the menu of Tangji Private Kitchen Restaurant

Building 13L: raw snake slices!

Building 14L: Snake bone soup!

Building Middle Building 15L: Don't throw away the snake skin, wrap it in golden egg liquid and fry it, the children next door will cry

……

Building 25L: You...

Building 26L: What floor did I enter, it's so cruel, I like it!

……

The galloping little Daidai: What the hell?All the pictures have been deleted, I really want to see the boa constrictor!

Building in Building 1L: The whole network has been deleted, and I can't find it!

Pumpkin: It’s okay, it’s already living in my aunt’s mind [Smoke]

...]

After Hodgson taught his nephew a lesson, although he deleted his embarrassing and ugly photos, and firmly controlled the topic to Little Patton, which did not spread to alien planets, he still felt uneasy after thinking about it, so he went to Tang Ji's private room View the trend of public opinion in the comment section of the dish.

I don’t know it at first glance, but I feel more and more frustrated after reading it, especially the sentence "this snake looks very fat", which makes the fangs of this majestic snake family leader itchy, wishing to pass through the network cable and talk to the person who raised the topic. Netizens all bit it again.

Troublesome people come out of poor mountains and rivers, this group of stupid human races, they are so disrespectful to their Silver Snakes, it's simply, it's a moral depravity!

Hodgson felt that he couldn't help but want to turn into a beast. Looking at the words of Tang Ji's private kitchen, his teeth itch. What kind of sand sculpture restaurant raised a group of cults?

He's going to a meeting!

·

Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles is an exquisite snack. It took Tang Yihe a few days to cultivate the eating habits of the first batch of customers. Although it is very expensive, everyone thinks that this way of eating is very bourgeois, and there are quite a few people ordering it. .

The meal time of other set meals in the small restaurant is less than 20 minutes, but the cross-bridge rice noodle takes 35 minutes, which is time-consuming to eat, so the barely matched seats after hard work have become insufficient.

When Hodgson came to the private restaurant, there was a long line outside, and many diners were looking forward to it, while exchanging in low voices which side dish was delicious for the bridge rice noodle.

Hodgson looked at the diners who had already been seated and their food, and saw that it was the same as the information he had obtained. The bridge rice noodle was a big bowl of soup with a small bunch of white rice ropes, and a dozen or twenty dishes of half-cooked side dishes. It looks like a large table full of people, which is especially bluffing.

Hodgson is used to taking nutritional supplements. Although he is not as good as Mox who has eaten all the flavors in the entire interstellar world, he is also a big man who has read thousands of sails. He looks down on these empty-headed things very much in his heart.

He originally wanted to ask Tang Yihe for a theory, and let him take care of those idiot diners who spoke badly, but seeing the enjoyment expressions of the diners, he couldn't help wondering, what kind of delicacy could cause such a big brainwashing of the people?

After struggling for two seconds, Hodgson swallowed his saliva and pretended to turn around twice before he reluctantly walked in.

Wen Liguo felt a more terrifying pressure than Mox's almost the moment he entered the store, and his legs almost went limp uncontrollably.

"You, hello...please line up..." Wen Liguo stammered.

Hodgson glanced at him with cold eyes, surprised and disgusted by the smell of rabbits coming from him—oh, what a shabby shop, the owner is a pure human, and the second is a low-level orc, not of noble blood .

"I heard that you have VIP here?"

"Yes... yes..." Oh my god, this guy must be a natural enemy, and his aura is too terrifying, he is the ancestor of Mox!

"Take me to the box."

Wen Liguo shivered and led him in.

After Hodgson sat down, he looked at the statement inside. Although it was very hidden, the decoration style was too simple, so he found a reason to dislike it. He didn't know why his nephew was so fascinated by this place.

Tang Yihe came to serve him in person, as usual indifferent and formulaic, without saying anything, just showed him the menu.

Hmph, the service attitude is not good either.Hodgson commented in his heart, feeling that this store failed everywhere, and it was a miracle that he was still alive!The boss must have some evil method of brainwashing!

He couldn't help becoming a little cautious, after all, Mox was washed out of his mind, so there was no guarantee that he wouldn't.But he has always been a brave person, since he is here, he must experience it.

Tang Yihe looked at the complexion of this solemn, 50-year-old man, and felt a little strange in his heart, so he asked, "Do you need a recommendation?"

"It's just yours, what cross-street rice noodles." Hodgson said disdainfully, listen, the name of this dish is a mouthful.

"...It's Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles."

"It's almost the same, let's have one."

The man's tone is very rich.

Tang Yihe took back the menu, and not long after, he pushed the dining car over and prepared dishes for him one by one.After finishing the dishes, seeing that it was a stranger, Tang Yihe handed him a copy of "Guide to Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles" and explained: "Our ancient cuisine is more particular about how to eat it. If you want to eat the most perfect flavor, please follow the instructions. Use the above steps and order."

Hodgson: "Wait a minute, you don't teach yourself, just show me this?"

"I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." Tang Yihe paused, remembering that this was a guest in the VIP box, and added, "I wish you a pleasant meal!"

The tone was calm and unwavering, not only was there no joy of being welcomed in the ears, but it also made people angry. What was even more angry was that after saying this, Tang Yihe pushed the empty dining car away, leaving him alone In the box.

Hodgson: "..."

This service attitude is too terrible, right?Can I make a complaint?

And what does this handwritten "Guide to Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles Eat" mean? Can't you pay more for a holographic screen + machine explanation?

He was so angry that he took a few deep breaths before resisting the urge to lift the table. Firstly, he was a well-mannered orc outside, and secondly... the cross-bridge rice noodles were really pretty.

Tang Yihe has always paid attention to the presentation of the dishes. The dishes on the small dishes are not only in the order of use, but also retain the harmonious color distribution, so it looks more but not chaotic, simple but not simple, very pleasing to the eye.

Hodgson is a serious man, conscientiously referring to the steps in the food guide, and started cooking the first dish.When he picked up the two pieces of meat, he looked at them carefully, and decided to ignore the guidebook saying that they should be rinsed only three times, but a few more times.

Under the thin white oil is a clear soup, which doesn't smell too heavy, only a faint bone fragrance.But he had heard from Mox that the soup was hot as hell, so his uncle was careful not to finish the piece of meat all at once.

Of course, having been in the army for many years, Hodgson has a firm will and is not afraid of powerful enemies. His restraint is also much more stable than Mox, so without much hesitation, he stretched out his letter and licked the juice on the surface of the meat slice.

He was mentally prepared to be spicy. He didn't want the soup to be fragrant and mellow, only full of bone oil. Even with his extremely sharp tongue, he could only taste a little bit of spicy ginger from the soup. , but it only increased the freshness of the soup, and did not cause any discomfort to his sensitive tongue.

What a delicious soup!

Hodgson was speechless secretly, and swallowed the piece of meat in one gulp.

All the meat in Tang Ji's private kitchen is made by Tang Yihe, who has tightened the texture with salt and marinated with clear oil. Although he has been soaking it for a long time, the meat still retains a flexible taste, and it is not firewood at all, very smooth and tender; The outside is wrapped in a layer of rich bone broth, which is delicious and layered.

This...it's not spicy at all, and...it's delicious!

He was so stunned that he didn't even dare to open his mouth to eat, for fear of losing the delicious taste.

When he came back to his senses, his chopsticks couldn't help picking up other dishes into the soup bowl, and he didn't even pay attention to the order. He was so impatient that he didn't remember to follow the instructions.

When he ate vegetables, he was beyond amazing.How could there be such a smell in the world!It is not affiliated with any flavor, and it is pure freshness when eaten in the mouth. After eating, the tongue will not be bitter like food flavors, but the unique taste of the ingredients is complete!

After rinsing all the dishes and rice noodles, the soup is just hot enough to be eaten. It is slightly hot, but it tastes warm. One can imagine what it would be like to have this big meal in a cold day The whole body is comfortable!

"Suck it—" After finishing the last sip of soup, Hodgson put down the bowl, feeling unsatisfied. He even felt that he could stuff at least two more servings.

No, this won't work, he's here to find fault, and he shouldn't sink.

but……

He raised his head, the decoration that he disliked so much just now, now he only feels that there are ulterior motives everywhere, even the handwritten "Guide to Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles", at the moment, feels like a calligrapher's handed down relic...

No, no, he can't be brainwashed, he must be steady!Think again, what's wrong here—oh, he found something wrong, a serving of bridge rice noodles is so small, and the price is actually [-]!It's just too black-hearted!

Hodgson pressed the service bell calmly.

Tang Yihe was busy there, so he came over after a while, and met the guest's resentful expression.

"Boss Tang," the uncle said while struggling, "Two more."

Tang Yihe: "Sorry, there is only one copy left."

Hodgson: "..."

"That's one!" There was a sense of desolation in his tone.

……

The entire dining process lasted for an hour. During this hour, Hodgson was immersed in some kind of delicious dream. It was not until he finished paying the bill and came out that he was blown by the wind that he gradually regained his senses.

Hiss—he, the most powerful orc of the Silver Snake Clan, has the most perfect fangs and the most intense neurotoxin in the entire galaxy, but there is nothing he can do with a small bridge bridge rice noodle!

... No guarantee for the late festival, no guarantee for the late festival!

The author has something to say: Uncle: Really fragrant

Do you know why Mox's race is set as the snake family?Because there is a "greedy snake" in ancient times.