Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Tang Yihe: "..."

Xiaoha who was put on the anti-bite mask: "..."

Tang Yihe's eyelids twitched, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.He never expected that the recording of the so-called natural enemy turned out to be "dog meat soup"!

But from the definition point of view, the girl is right, dogs are afraid of dog meat soup, there is nothing wrong with it.

Xiaoha stayed there for a full ten seconds, almost when Tang Yihe thought it was frightened, it let out a low growl, its purple eyes widened, and it took a few big steps back quickly, its tail clamped tightly and its ears pricked up , Eyes full of surprise and uncertainty.

Tang Yihe's bracelet is still using a dull and magical female voice, explaining "how to make dog meat soup" in a leisurely manner: "Chinese name: dog meat soup; foreign name: dogsoup; main ingredients: fresh dog meat, soybean oil, soy sauce……"

"Wow!" Xiaoha yelled angrily, but because of the anti-bite cover on his mouth, he only made a buzzing "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodidiance[-]rox.

But 0.5% of its eyes are anger and suspicion, and at most only [-]% are fear of the unknown.

Tang Yihe turned off the audio, took the kitchen knife prepared in advance from the side, turned on the light, and walked slowly towards the huge Xiaoha.

Xiaoha: "..."

"Xiaoha," Tang Yihe's cold voice sounded, seemingly with a smile, "I know you can understand, don't worry, I won't stew you into dog meat soup."

His smile is so pretty, if it wasn't for the glaring eyes from the kitchen knife in his hand, Xiao Ha would have believed it.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Tang Yihe felt that the purpose of deterrence had been achieved, and kept smiling softly at it, inserted the kitchen knife back into the knife holder, and muttered nonchalantly: "It's so heavy, I forgot to put it away."

Xiaoha: ...you, you evil farmer!

As the kitchen knife fell off the shelf, the fur on Xiaoha's body softened.Tang Yihe saw it in his eyes, and the smile in his eyes deepened. After thinking about it, he slowly reached out and touched Xiaoha's huge dog's head.

Xiao Ha actually wanted to shake his head away, but the hand he reached out was the one he had bitten.The skin around the wound has just healed, and it is worried that if it shakes its head too much, it might tear the healed opening...

Tang Yihe finally fulfilled his wish and touched Xiaoha's head. To his great surprise, Xiaoha was tall, strong, and fierce, but the fur on his head was extremely soft, and felt like the finest fluff on a rabbit's body. Very good.

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xiaoha's smooth and strong back again, and felt a little itchy in his heart, and couldn't help but want to poke it down.

However, Xiao Ha was vigilantly aware of his advance, and shook his whole body without hesitation, shaking off the salty pig's hand on his neck, and then raised his paw to remove that hand.

"Woo." That's almost enough, Farmer!

"Pfft." Tang Yihe couldn't help laughing, but after thinking about it, he straightened his face again, and continued to reprimand, "Xiaoha, I don't care about you biting me before. But from now on, if you dare to do it again , the ending of that audio is your ending!"

Xiaoha: "..."

The reason why it was frightened just now was not because it was afraid of the sound, it was really...it was because the sound was too unpleasant and magical, which made it a little nervous!

"Also, if you press on me every time you come out, don't even think about taking off this mask." Tang Yihe said seriously.

Xiaoha stared at him.

Tang Yihe also said a lot of rules, why come out at a fixed time at night, and don't make noise when there are people next to him during the day, otherwise he will tie it back by himself, or don't give it to the steamed cake...

Scattered, Tang Yihe spoke for 5 minutes.

During this period, Xiao Ha gradually came to his senses—Wang, after seeing his stalwart body and brave heroic appearance, the innocent farmer still has the courage to discipline himself?

Free, presumptuous, this human being is so courageous!

It is not afraid of the dog meat soup. Although the mask on its mouth is tight, it can be broken with a little effort. As for the dog leash on the farm, hey, since it secretly practiced push-ups, its strength has increased a lot, and it is not afraid at all. of!

It can even eat him in one bite, but it is just reluctant to part with those pastries. If he eats the farmer, he will definitely not be able to eat delicious pastries or delicious roast chicken in the future.

But disdain in my heart is disdain, but Xiaoha listened quietly for 5 minutes.Its curious eyes lingered on the farmer's evenly opened and closed lips, and he licked his tongue.

Tang Yihe doesn't talk much, but his voice is very pleasant. It has the magnetism of a young man, but it is not rough and hoarse. He speaks at a leisurely pace, which makes people want to hear it even after hearing it.Xiao Ha felt that he was obsessed with "sensuality", and he was definitely not afraid of him.

"... That's it, do you understand? I believe you are so smart that you will know what I'm talking about." Tang Yihe took a long breath, "If you promise me, I will take off your mask."

Xiaoha drooped his ears in frustration, why didn't he say a few more words?

Tang Yihe thought for a while, stretched out a hand, and said to it: "If you promise me, give your paw."

Xiaoha: "..."

Xiaoha lowered his head to look at the hand, there was no wound left, but because the new growth was fairer and tenderer than the surrounding skin.

Of course it understood Tang Yihe's words, and felt very disdainful... What, there are a lot of rules and regulations.

But by a strange coincidence, Xiao Ha still held out his right paw.

Its claws were big and heavy, almost twice the size of Tang Yihe's palm, and it had a sharp hook, but when it fell, it retracted the hook and controlled its strength, as if it was worried about crushing his hand.

Touching the thick and warm meat pad, Tang Yihe couldn't help but feel his heart flutter, and quietly held that big paw... Ah!Soft, he knew it must feel great!

Tang Yihe didn't dare to pinch it too obviously, he shook it for a while and then patted it nonchalantly, and said with a low smile, "Good boy."

Xiaoha originally regretted it instantly after handing out his paw, but when he saw his smile, he immediately felt that it was worth it, so he whined happily and asked him to take off the mask quickly.

Tang Yihe kept his promise, and soon set Xiao Ha free, and then, as usual, gave him delicious food, and the portion was bigger than usual, as if it was a reward.

After eating and drinking enough, Xiao Ha glared at Tang Yihe who was already a little sleepy, then swept his tail, rolled him up, rolled him into his arms, took a deep breath, and returned to the farm unwillingly.

——Hmph, this weak human being, let's do it tonight, don't eat him, continue to feed him, and make him fatter, his waist is still thin.

Yes, it didn't reach a master-servant agreement with the damn farmer, it just pampered him and condoned his rudeness.

-

The effect of Lunjiao Cake made many students and young white-collar workers in the vicinity give up the bland nutritional supplements and began to try to eat breakfast in his small restaurant.Although Tang Yihe has never seen the intense salty-sweet competition on Dazhong Dianping.com, but as a qualified catering practitioner and a chef in charge, it is instinctive to pay attention to the tastes of customers. He keenly noticed that some of the customers in public are determined to eat salty food He has limited interest in Lunjiao cakes.

So Tang Yihe strikes while the iron is hot and launches a salty breakfast - pickled vegetable porridge.

There are many kinds of pickles. Tang Yihe was worried that the guests would not be used to it, so he started with the radish they are relatively familiar with. He pickled a small jar of diced radish and made fermented soybeans at the same time.

The method of tempeh is similar to that of soy sauce, but the koji is different, and the fermentation time is shorter. A large bottle is made in a few days.

When Wen Liguo saw the black beans, to be honest, he thought they were cockroaches at first sight, and couldn't help wondering: "Can this be eaten?"

However, through Tang Yihe's skillful hands, the stinky fermented soybeans became delicious-a lot of oil was put into the pan, heated until small bubbles appeared, and then a lot of fermented soybeans were sprinkled into the hot oil to saute. The taste is indescribable, yes A bit smelly, but more of a strange mellow aroma.Then, Tang Yihe put the pickled diced radish into the wok and stir-fried. Immediately, the natural smell of fermented soybeans combined with the diced radish to produce a wonderful reaction. As if trying to capture the fleeting aroma of beans and radish.

This is a small dish to eat with white porridge. A plate of black bean diced radish and a bowl of white porridge, although unremarkable, but with a salty taste, it will be better than Lunjiao cake.

Maria got up early this day, and wanted to pack a few of the recently popular Lunjiao cakes for her colleagues on the way, but she saw that a new product was launched.

She was very used to Tang Yihe's sudden surprises, she didn't doubt his level, and said boldly: "Then give me an ancient pickled vegetable porridge!"

"Okay." Wen Liguo scooped up a large bowl with a smile.

The hot porridge was served quickly, and there were stacks of unremarkable side dishes beside it.Maria sniffed, why is it a bit smelly?

"Boss, is this side dish not fresh?"

Seeing that he was a regular customer, Tang Yihe replied patiently: "No, this is one of the ancient stinky dishes. It smells stinky but tastes delicious."

"There are such dishes?!" Maria was surprised. Although she really trusted this store, she felt a little apprehensive when she ate stinky food for the first time.

"Isn't it really broken?"

Tang Yihe smiled slightly and said, "Of course not."

"Okay, I believe you." She said the letter, but she still didn't believe it, but Maria couldn't get off the tiger, hesitated, and put a piece of radish into her mouth with gruel—she didn't Dare to pinch black tempeh.

The diced radish is sautéed in oil, very delicious and salty, but the porridge is bland. The combination of the two is surprisingly delicious, and the diced radish has an inexplicable sauce aroma, which is different from pickled radish. , is the taste of fermented soy sauce water wrapped on it, more fragrant and richer.

"Hey...it's delicious." Besides, I seem to be more hungry after eating!

Maria finished a bowl of porridge in one go. The tempeh, which she hated so much at first, tried again and found it was good. She actually ate it all. Eat the porridge.

If it wasn't for rushing to work, she really wanted to eat an extra serving.

Originally planned to bring Lunjiao cakes to colleagues, Maria did not intend to bring them, and packed five servings of white porridge in one go.

Bu Xiao said that her colleagues responded exactly the same, and even made an appointment to have breakfast together next time.

Of course, the sales volume of white porridge is still limited. After all, it is not an online celebrity Lunjiao cake, and it is not so convenient to pack.

After thinking about it, Tang Yihe introduced the big killer rice roll.

The same rice is ground into rice milk. Tang Yihe controls the consistency and spreads it thinly on the steaming plate. It only takes 20 seconds to steam a thin and soft rice skin.Sprinkle some diced meat and diced vegetables on it while it is hot, and roll it with a wooden board, and it will be a two-finger-wide rice roll.

The rice rolls should be eaten with sauce. Tang Yihe looked at his soy sauce and found that it was almost ready, so he thickened the rice rolls with the juice of pickled radish and added starch, and poured sautéed scallion oil on the rice rolls.

With the previous Lunjiao Cake and Pickled Vegetable Porridge as the base, the rice rolls aroused strong reactions from the diners as soon as they were launched, and they were full of praise after tasting them.

——Joke, won’t the sausage fungus, which is also domineering in the south of ancient China, fail to conquer the boring taste buds of interstellar people?

The success of rice rolls is simply a carnival for the salty party, and the salted eggs that have been suppressed by Lunjiao cakes for a long time are boiling!

[Bulk comments on merchants: Tangmen Cuisine

Service: 1.5; Environment: 3.5; Taste: 8.5; Comments: 3102

wowoun: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!The boss is really a little angel, and he actually launched two salty dishes in a row!

3237: Call me Dachangfen! ! !

Pumpkin: Rice rolls are ever-changing, and you can put several kinds of fillings inside. Unlike Lunjiao cake, you can only change the shape, hahahaha, we won, we won again!

(Building 1L: Don't be spicy, your remarks are to cause trouble)

(Building 2L: Winning in your dream, didn’t you see that Lunjiao Cake is still the fastest seller?)

(Building 3L: It sells fast, I asked the little brother who scooped the porridge, and it is true that the sales of rice rolls are relatively high)

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The sweet party had nothing to say, and it fell for a few days, but soon, the comment area was full of wind and clouds again, because Tang Yihe immediately launched a sweet breakfast - corn juice...

The sweet corn flavor, relatively low cost and price, makes diners who eat Lunjiao cakes or rice rolls happy to order a cup.

[Wen 5234: Oh my god, corn juice is so delicious!I always thought corn was for fodder!

450328964: Still sweet, hehe!

357: Boss Boot Boots, I think I can feel proud again, and I'll go fuck ten cups of corn juice tomorrow!

(Building 1L: I would like to say weakly, I like corn juice with rice rolls, how can I break it?),

(Building 2L: Xie Xie stands firm, if you want to match it, you can match it with Lunjiao cake!)

……

Gentle Muggle: Have you noticed that the order in which the boss pushes the dishes is very scheming, every time there is one sweet and one salty... Thinking about it is terrifying, thinking about it is terrifying!

2045: I get it. Boss Tang wants to make trouble.

(Building 1L: Lizhongke finally appeared, but it’s useless, it’s noisy, it’s noisy, it’s eating.)

(Building 2L: It really is my fraternity Dang Xinghu, hehehe!)]

Nearly a month after the breakfast was launched, Tang Yihe calculated the bill and found that he had earned an extra 160 million for the breakfast business alone!Even after excluding the cost of download traffic, artificial water and electricity, the net profit is more than 30 yuan, plus lunch and dinner, there is a profit of 80 yuan!

Don't look at the prosperity of his small shop, but in the final analysis, this is the first time that the impoverished Tang Yihe has real liquidity in his hands.

He stared intently at the balance of his small treasury, thinking about what to do with the money.

First, he gave Little Rabbit Wen Liguo a bonus of [-] yuan, which moved the child so much that he almost knelt down to him.Later, Tang Yihe thought of Xiaoha in the farm.

This month, Xiaoha has worked very hard on mining, and it is time to reward.

Since "Dog Meat Soup", Xiaoha is actually quite well-behaved, but he is still dishonest during the day, always wanting to sneak out to play, and he is getting dishonest every day.

It is no better than before. It is completely used to overflowing the energy consumed by the farm. The sleeping time tends to be normal. Sometimes it wants to harass the farmer when mining is boring—it is very efficient now, and it only takes half a day to dig out the mine. Basically supply the needs of ingredients.

Of course, it is still very obedient, it just rubbed around near the "skylight", and didn't really run out. Even so, it also made Tang Yihe nervous several times, for fear that his hand would overflow a huge dog in full view .

Tang Yihe thought, since Xiao Ha is so sleepy all the time, it's not a problem. He has a wild temper and has no other playmates on the farm, so it's normal to feel lonely.There is no kennel for sale on the farm so far, and Xiao Ha always sleeps on the ground, which is poor.In addition, it is indeed a meritorious minister, so I try to give it a space.

Because the small restaurant has too many furnishings, it can't move around every time I come out, so I should consider renting a house.

Considering Xiaoha's size, Tang Yihe thought to rent a big house and live with Xiaoha.

Well, preferably with a garden.