Lost Charm

Yu Chijiong has been suffering from a headache recently.

A while ago, Xu Qin dragged Yu Chijiong as a pen pal to stay overnight in Chi's mansion. At first, Master Chi thought that the prodigal son had finally turned around, but as soon as the two left, the people behind him came to report that Master Chi was married. The plum-blossom gold inlaid plate that my wife used when I was a child is gone.

Afterwards, the news that Master Chi yelled "that unfilial son" at the mansion spread like wildfire, and in less than three days, the whole capital knew that Yu Chijiong had returned to Chi's mansion to steal the dishes.

Xu Qin stood on the sidelines with the attitude of watching a play, and it was rare that he didn't come out to defend Yu Chijiong, saying that they were busy in the guest room of Chi's mansion that day and didn't have time to steal any dishes.

He refused to explain, and the Fusi of Beizhen naturally agreed that Yu Chijiong was indeed a criminal who stole disks. He Tong also stole a collection of disks from his mother's house with the inscription on it. The beautiful flowers unique to the demon world, without gold edging, can be regarded as noble and elegant overall.She put the plate on Yuchijiong's workbench, and jokingly told him that it was much more beautiful than plum blossom gold inlays, and he was welcome to go to the demon world to steal a few and bring them back for his own use.

Regarding this, Yuchi closed the official document he had received recently, looked up at the sky, and said sadly, "Frost in June".

"Ji Hai, your husband has suffered such injustice, why don't you refute it out loud." One night, Yu Chijiong finally couldn't bear to hold Xu Qin in his arms and vomit bitterness, with a heartbroken tone as if he was really affected by the rumors bothering the same.

"You say it again?" Xu Qin narrowed his eyes dangerously when he heard this, don't think he didn't know what Meng Yingming and the emperor called themselves in front of his lover recently.

"I mean, my lady, I have been wronged so much, my husband, why don't you come out and clarify for my slave family." Yu Chijiong changed his address like a gentleman, and silently praised himself for his wit.

"I said earlier that I would not participate, and you were the one who said so quickly to Sun Lie." Xu Qin's voice was devoid of sympathy.

Yu Chijiong sighed. He didn't know that it would cost such a big price to force Ning Baihu to Du Ba. Even walking in the street, people would laugh at him. If he had known this, it would be better to let Ning Baihu come back to sleep every day. Never mind.

"Ji Hai, I'm very sad, can you comfort me?" Yu Chijiong hugged Xu Qin, and began to unbutton Xu Qin's clothes spontaneously.

"No consolation, get out." Xu Qin held down Yu Chijiong's evil hand. This guy was completely out of control, which made him hardly get up early every day. For this reason, Sun Lie laughed and said that he would give him a tiger whip.

"That lady angered my husband, she should use her body to make amends." Yu Chijiong changed to a new excuse and easily suppressed him.

"Hmm... don't want you... um, um, I want to divorce my wife... ah..." As usual, Xu Qin resisted vigorously at first, but after resisting, he naturally rolled with Yuchi Jiong, and then It will be a matter of course, and he can't get up early the next morning as usual.

The next day when Yuchi Jiong got out of bed, he tiptoed, afraid of waking Xu Qin who fell asleep at dawn, but unfortunately his behavior was too sneaky, if the servants hadn't recognized him in time, the cry of "there is a thief" would have already rang throughout Yuchi's residence.

"Master, Ning Baihu is here, waiting for you in the front hall."

Yu Chijiong frowned, Ning Baihu would definitely not do anything good at this time, sure enough, when he appeared in the front hall, he saw the boy with yellow hair and red eyes eating the freshly cooked rice sullenly, It's quite different from his usual way of eating. Unfortunately, Ning Baihu's stupid chicken ate all the food in his real laboratory when Du Ba was not paying attention. The collision or whatever, in the end the chicken turned into a human form and indulged in eating hot rice.

"What's the matter?" Yu Chijiong asked.

"Qianhu, Eunuch Du... seems to be pregnant with... a child." Ning Baihu stammered out an amazing thing.

Yu Chijiong twitched his cheeks, always felt that he had indulged︱desire︱too much︱to experience auditory hallucinations, but Ning Baihu stared at him seriously, so he had no choice but to say: "Whose one?"

Ning Baihu lowered his head and whispered, "Mine."

Yu Chijiong couldn't help but look out of the window, the sky hadn't rained red to prove that he was fine, the one with the problem was definitely Ning Baihu.It took him a while to suppress the twitching corners of his mouth, and discussed with Ning Baihu the impossibility: "...what's going on?"

Ning Baihu still whispered: "Yesterday, I thought of putting things on the beam, so I wanted to get the ladder. Eunuch Du said, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, and told me to step on his shoulder. I just stepped on it without paying attention... ...Qianhu, what should I do, did Eunuch Du ask me to step on him because he liked me? Is he pregnant now? Do I want to marry him?"

Yu Chijiong pursed his lips tightly to keep himself from laughing. He silently remembered that when Ning Baihu was still a chicken, the way of mating was to step on the hen. After turning into a human, he was surrounded by men and women. There was something wrong, so when he stepped on Du Ba, the chicken's thinking told him—he and Du Ba had mated.

"Cough, cough, I think a man should take responsibility with integrity. What happened can't be erased casually. You came to my house now and ran away after eating it. You should go back and face Du Ba properly. That's right." Yu Chijiong originally wanted to kick the opponent away, so it's not worth explaining with his mouth, but looking back, wouldn't it be a good show to break it so quickly?

Ning Baihu kept nodding his head, as if he felt that what Yu Chijiong said was very reasonable, but he asked again: "Then, is Eunuch Du happy with me?"

Yu Chijiong rolled his eyes inwardly, but on the surface he was persuasive and said: "It must be, otherwise how could he have sex with you? You also know that he loves face very much and can't speak sweet words. You should go back to the palace quickly, otherwise he will treat you as a slut. His temper might run with the ball."

Ning Baihu suddenly became startled, the world of chickens does not have such advanced sadomasochistic games like running with the ball: "How could it be like this?"

Yu Chijiong was addicted to digging, like an evil spirit tempting a monk, he urged in a soft tone, "Can't you just confess to Du Ba first?"

Ning Baihu immediately stood up and thanked Yu Chijiong: "Okay, thank you Qianhu for your guidance, I will go back to the palace immediately."

Yu Chijiong watched the back of Ning Baihu's burning buttocks, and after a while, he realized that Xu Qin was standing outside the hall at some point, staring at him expressionlessly.

"Ji Hai, are you awake?" Yu Chijiong unconsciously felt guilty.

"If you don't wake up, you'll miss the show." Xu Qin tilted his head and snorted, "Run with the ball? Only you can figure it out."

"It's rare for him to come to your door. I'm sorry if I don't abuse him." Yu Chijiong said bluntly, his eyes were open when he said this, after all, it is one of the daily activities to keep a hundred households in Ningning.

Xu Qin rolled his eyes back, turned and went back to his room to rest, Yu Chijiong followed naturally, but heard the other party mutter something.

"The object resembles the main character."

The news that Ning Baihu failed to court Eunuch Du and that Eunuch Du used himself to experiment with male fertility drugs spread in Beizhen Fusi at the same time, quickly suppressing the gossip about Yu Chijiong stealing the plate.Xu Qin sighed amusedly when he learned about it. Sure enough, his stomach was full of black water, and even Ning Baihu and Du Ba were involved.

Yu Chijiong didn't know that in Xu Qin's heart, he had changed from a "fine︱worm︱chong︱brained thick-skinned" to a "black rascal". Surrounded by unacceptable fox demons.

It's not that they are fussy, but the smell of foxes who haven't bathed for a long time, but they can't drive away the fox monsters, because they happen to be the house monsters of Sun Lie, the master of Daliang.

Sun Lie took down Tianniguo only to realize that he hadn't notified his demons about this matter, so he hurriedly invited them to the palace. More than 300 years are just a snap of the fingers for monsters. The emperor was so excited that he declared that he would hold a banquet to celebrate.However, fox demons have always had a unique way of celebrating. They stole the bowls and dishes from the wealthy family and returned them to Zhao after they were used up. In order to minimize the impact, Sun Lie asked his relatives to "steal" them from the palace. Unfortunately, The attitude of everyone in the palace respectfully asks for their own, so that a group of fox demons don't feel fulfilled by stealing things.It happened that Yu Chijiong had something to enter the palace, so Sun Lie accepted the hundred households in Liuning as an exchange, and asked Yuchijiong to take the blame for the fox demon who stole the Chi family's savings.

Today is the last day of the fox demon's banquet, so Yu Chijiong came here to collect the dishes. His original intention was to return the things back to the Chi Mansion as quickly as possible, lest the old man bother him all day.However, the fox demon was obviously drunk, so he pulled Yu Chijiong and began to call him brothers, insisting that he join instead of letting him take the plate in a low-key manner.After all, the emperor was there, and Yu Chijiong couldn't ruthlessly reject the relatives of the national teacher, so he had to drink with him all night, and it was dawn when he was able to escape.

Yu Chijiong broke into Chi's mansion when the senior scholar Chi was in court, put the plate in the study and left--drinking all night, his brain was also anesthetized by alcohol, and only the children of the Chi family could return the things. The place where he will go, the rumor that Yuchi Jiong stole the plate is completely confirmed.

Back at Yuchi's mansion, Yuchijiong suddenly felt unspeakably exhausted. He slipped back to the room familiarly, saw that Xu Qin was still sleeping, he lightened his hands and feet, changed clothes that were stained with alcohol, quietly rolled onto the bed and hugged his lover to make up for him. sleep.

"Hmm... are you back?" Xu Qin was finally woken up by Yu Chijiong. He narrowed his eyes sleepily and struggled to get up to look at his partner who hadn't returned all night.

"Don't, it's still early, sleep a little longer." Yu Chijiong held Xu Qin down and persuaded softly.

Xu Qin paused, and when he heard that he could still sleep in his still-awake head, he lay down again without thinking twice, squeezed a comfortable position in Yu Chijiong's arms, and fell asleep again.

Yu Chijiong smiled slightly, put his left hand around Xu Qin's waist, closed his eyes and followed him to sleep.

I believe that today is the same as yesterday, and it is still a normal day.

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This is the end of this article. There are many imperfections in this article, but thank you for reading here.

Due to work, if I open another hole, it should be in the second half of the year~

We will meet again by fate at that time^^