[Network] Bats also want to fall in love
Chapter 27
Hugged and grabbed.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
— Mud beat Kay! ! !Scratching is annoying to mud, so don't hug and scratch!Tuyan! ! !
"I knew that Zhuozhuo had already reached the age of first love, God, look at him so happy!!! He was so happy that he was about to cry, is there any reason!!! Don't worry, Master, I will definitely help you find a good husband of!!!"
"...woof! woof woof!"
——Stinky bat, why don't you die! ! !
After howling twice, he scratched his head and bit Cheng Bat's shoulder.
Fuck, this mouthful is going to kill me.
The smile on Cheng Ba's face couldn't hold back.
He trembled and looked up at Android.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
"God..."
"..." Not knowing what to say at all, Andrew, who was standing motionless at the door, continued to look at the two convulsives in a speechless state.
"I think we should educate them well."
"..." Andrew suppressed some complicated emotions in his heart, "Huh?"
"The way he expresses his excitement is so f*cking weird."
Seeing him rubbing his shoulders and letting go of his grasp and standing up with blood on his face, Andrew continued his six-point state.
His bat...
In terms of off-line and self-talk, it is really unique and unprecedented. (""")
"Our family is so cute," Cheng Ba muttered as he walked towards the bedroom, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Let's go and find out where the husband of our family lives tomorrow!"
Zhuo Zuo Nei Niu looked at Android with a full face.
"Wang!"
——Main Silver...QAQ
Seeing him so pitifully, Andrew squatted down and rubbed its head with a smile: "Good boy, don't worry, I won't—"
"Are you okay, my god?"
Andrew paused, and he stood up slowly, trying to get something for his cute scratch.
"Little Bat—"
"Huh?" Cheng Ba turned around happily.
"..." When he met his eyes, Andrew coughed, "No, it's nothing."
Catch: "!!!!!!"
——嘤嘤嘤 The master's wife is strict with the stinky bat and doesn't like to catch the master's big villain and arranged marriages are not Xinghu! ! ! QAQ
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In the next few days, every night when Andrew was cooking, Cheng Ba wanted to go out for a walk with Zhua Zhuo, but the big dog always looked like he was going to die, refusing to go out while hugging the big god's leg.
It made Cheng Ba a little dumbfounded.
"Like a fool."
Do you really think that he is willing to marry her off so casually?
There is only such a precious son in his family, even if he wants to find him, he has to find someone who is willing to marry him.
Seeing Zhuzhuo wrapping around the great god's legs like a koala, Cheng Ba squatted down and hugged the half-meter-tall dog out.
"Let's go, Lord, I'll buy you Tangtang."
"Wang!"
——Tang, Tangtang is not good, don't think that the nest will just follow the mud! ! !
"It seems that the canned dog food at home is gone." Cheng Ba pretended to open the cabinet where the dog food was stored, shook his head and sighed, "It seems that I have to go out and buy it. But if you don't want to accompany me—"
Before he could finish speaking, his trouser legs were bitten.
As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Zhuozuo desperately dragging his trouser legs out.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
——What’s the matter without canned dog food, smelly bat, hurry up and accompany Zhuo Zhuo to buy canned dog food! ! !
Andrew turned his head to look at the two live treasures, and gave Cheng Ba a wink: Go out and play, don't always scare it.
Cheng Ba shrugged.
Being squeamish is really a no-brainer.
Taking Zuo Zuo out the door, one person and one dog came to the small supermarket near the apartment.
Because it is a small supermarket, all the people who come to the supermarket are nearby residents, and the dogs in the house are also very well-bred, so dogs are allowed to enter the supermarket.
When Cheng Ba came in with his claws, the guests were just a few people in twos and threes. When he saw Cheng Ba, he still showed the expression he was used to seeing these days.
And when Zhuo Zhuo took the initiative to run in small steps with the shopping basket in his mouth, he was even more amazed.
Sure enough, the pets raised by the handsome guy are so different. (Zuozhuo: Hmph! Zhuozhuo is not a pet of a stinky bat! The Yin family is so cute that only the master Yin can keep it! (○`[-]′○) [duzui])
He ran to the innermost dog food area with the basket in his mouth, grabbed the shopping basket and put it on the ground, and began to choose his favorite dog food and canned dog food.
Get a few cans of this beef flavor... and chicken flavor! ! !Grab this porridge! ! !Does this have vegetables in it?Don't don't, don't eat this kind of food!
Wow, there is also chicken + salmon! ! !
Nest favorite! ! !
Too bad there's only one can.
Weeping, Chow Chow raised his head and took a bite at the canned chicken and salmon flavored dog food that was left alone on the shelf.
At almost the same time, another mouth approached.
Cheng Ba looked at other things behind him for a while, and when he followed, he saw the scene in front of him.
I saw scratching and biting on the mouth of the canned dog, and suddenly another mouth bit on it.
"Woo! Woofwoof!!!"
——Wooooow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! ! !
Shaking off the canned dog food in his mouth, he scratched Nei Niu covering his face with his front paws, looked around and found Cheng Ba, and bumped into him.
"Wow! Wow woof!!!"
—Smelly, stinky bat! ! !Hey, that stinky dog just bit and scratched the mud, did you see that, it hurts so much! ! ! QAQ
"Uh...woof!" ← The perpetrator who stood still.
--what's going on? (""")
Looking up at Xiaoha who was standing there with a face of [-] and looking at this side, Cheng Ba: "..."
It's really a world where we don't meet each other. ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
This cliff is the standard scene where the hero and heroine meet in dog-blood romance dramas.
I took a fancy to the same can of dog canned by Shenma.
Accidentally lip-to-mouth(?) bumped into Shen Ma's.
shit.
This is youth.
"Xiaoha, do you still remember me?" Cheng Fu squatted down with a smile, looking like a wretched uncle coaxing a loli, "We met in the small park before."
"..."
—Who is it? (""")
"Hi, Mr. Ha, have you eaten? Haven't you eaten? Come to the supermarket so diligently to buy things?"
"..."
——Who are you, pretending to be familiar with the young master, you idiot. (""")
"Wow, woof, woof!" The scratching in Cheng Chengbat's arms quit.
——Stinky Bat, what are Mud and Smelly Dog so amiable for?It just bit and scratched, it hurts so much!Mud, look, scratch, it's all swollen here!
"Hey, my baby is so dear to me, if this is the case, then let classmate Xiaoha take responsibility for you!"
Scratch: "..." The stinky bat mud is talking nonsense! Σ ( ̄д ̄;)
Student Ha still has a [-]B look on his face.
——What, I don't have time to waste time with you guys here!
—Where is my canned dog?
—oh, on the ground!Let's go home and eat delicious canned dog food.
With a stretch of his front legs, the husky pulled the canned dog food that had rolled on the ground to him, lowered his head and walked towards the cashier with the canned dog food in his mouth.
The cashier glanced at it, wrote something on a booklet next to it, nodded to it, and Xiaoha walked out swaggeringly.
Seeing it go away in such a defiant manner, Zhuozhao is going to explode with rage.
Bite it and go away!
gone!
Now!
"Wang!"
—Smelly bat!Ni wants revenge for Zhuo Zhuo!
Cheng Bat: "..."
Is this the rhythm of the evolution of dog-blood romance dramas towards love and killing each other?
Then fell in love and killed each other for [-] or [-] episodes. At the end, when I looked back, I found that I loved him. Is he the one who quickly walked towards Happy Ending?
The moment in front of him suddenly enlightened, as if he had foreseen the upcoming plot like a divine help.
Isn't the urine nature of ordinary novels like this? ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
"Don't worry, catch me, your great master, I will avenge you. Let's first investigate how Mr. Xiaoha's home address is swollen!"
"Wooooow, woof!"
——Stinky Bat Mud is really Aiwo's Zhuozhao, I've been wrongly blaming you all this time, I'm sorry. QAQ
Emma, when did my family become so well-behaved and sensible?
Although he lost his favorite canned chicken and salmon, Zhuo Zuo, who was already deeply obsessed with revenge, temporarily forgot this loss when his fighting spirit was burning.
Stinky dog!
How dare you provoke it to catch the adults!
It's the rhythm of death!
How can I maintain my noble image in front of the readers if I don't get down on my knees and apologize to Master Wo! ! ! (Your noble image was gone when you just hugged Cheng Ba's thigh and cried, I will say...)
Taking Zhuo Zhuo to check out, he took the cashier's change and put it in his wallet. Cheng Ba's curious eyes fell on the booklet next to him.
"That little ha just left without paying the bill?"
"It's such a handsome guy. We can pay on credit here. If the pet comes to pick up something, we will register it and wait for the next time the owner comes to check out together."
"So you know Xiaoha's master?"
"Yes, Mr. Shen who lives in [-], Building [-] next door."
When encountering a handsome man like Cheng Fu, the female clerk guessed that the bank card password would be correct, not to mention the customer's home address.
He also left his name and address, and Cheng Fu told Zhuozuo that he could come to buy things by himself in the future.
Grasping the wounded soul is instantly healed.
You can come here to buy delicious food anytime in the future!
Hey, hey, I never thought that stinky bats are so good at scratching...
He looked up at Cheng Bat, scratched and rubbed against Cheng Bat's feet.
From that day on, Zhuozuo and Xiaoha started meeting each other basically every two days.
Sometimes it is like this, when you know someone and care about someone, you will find that you often see this person in front of you.
And this somewhat mysterious rule is also applicable among dogs.
The days when the two dogs fell in love and killed each other began happily.
In the middle, Cheng Ba could be said to have contributed a lot.
The so-called want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach.
To conquer a dog, you must first become a boudoir(?) friend with his owner.
Cheng Ba met Xiaoha's owner by chance and coincidence.
Now that he has changed, he has completely lost the pressure of being ugly before. Although he still feels some trouble because of his too ostentatious appearance, he is no longer the one who was unable to communicate with the outside world and was abandoned by the entire three-dimensional dimension. people.
So after everything settled down, Cheng Ba decided to go out and find a job.
Although he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, he used to stay at home because he was not accepted by society, but if conditions permit, he certainly hopes to find something meaningful to do.
Andrew has already decided to stay with him in China. After 30 or [-] years, they really can't hide it anymore. They can go to the United States again.
You can go to Italy or something in the future.
The world is so big, there are plenty of ways, he doesn't need to worry about these, Android will arrange everything for him.
And he decided to come out to make money to support himself and his master, as a man, he just wants to support the one he likes, even if he is just a small person without much ambition.
Although the academic qualifications are not very high, at least he has a decent university degree.
It's just that it's been three or four years since I graduated and I don't have any work experience. I'm a little bit regretful, but the handsome man can still add a little more points in appearance to make up for the lack of experience.
So about ten days after he started looking for a job, Cheng Ba finally started sales in a company.
Sales is actually quite tiring, but there are many advantages. One is the high commission and high salary, and the other is that it can exercise people's eloquence, logic, personality and life in all aspects.
He's been bored by himself for too long. Although it's fun to get along with those friends in Two-dimensional, in fact, he really doesn't know how to communicate with people in reality.
Andrew knew that he was looking for this job, even though he felt distressed, he was very supportive.
This is good for Cheng Bat.
It is not impossible to find another job after you have a certain amount of experience in the future, but before that, it is still very useful to exercise more.
Of course, Cheng Ba went out to work, so it was impossible for him to be idle.
There are not many people in the Blood Race Research Institute here in China. Now that he has decided to stay, Andrew contacted the headquarters in the United States and expressed his willingness to help here.
For Mr. Andrew, a well-known and honorable York family pedigree, who is willing to support the work of his Chinese colleagues, the institute is of course wishing for it, and immediately began to arrange various matters.
As a vampire aristocrat, Android can receive hundreds of thousands of dollars in daily expenses allocated by the United States every year. They are not short of money, but they are not the kind of people who are willing to stay at home all the time.
These days, in order to take care of Cheng Bat, he stayed at home for a long time, and Andrew also felt that he was almost bored, and began to feel distressed for Cheng Bat who had been alone for so many years.
On Cheng Ba's first day at work, he was very lucky to meet someone who was very important to him, Android, and Zuozuo in the later days.
This person's name is Shen Tian.
After reporting to the HR department, Cheng Fu went to the office of his immediate boss, the Sales Manager.
When they opened the door and looked at each other, both of them were a little surprised.
Because of the grievances between the two dogs, they met each other before. Although it was just a nod of friendship, but it happened to work in the same company, both Shen Tian and Cheng Ba felt that this was probably the legendary fate up.
After all, they are people living in the same community, and they feel that they are their own people, not to mention that when they fall in love with Xiaoha in Shen Tian's family, Cheng Bat is naturally more enthusiastic.
Shen Tian is a very gentle and polite man. Although his appearance is not top-notch, he is rather ordinary, but his gentle personality makes him very popular in the company.
Cheng Fu is the type who can talk about anything as long as he likes someone. After getting acquainted, the two often go in and out together, because they live close to each other for the sake of environmental protection and often take the same car. The Internet makes this combination even more amazingly attractive.
The friendship between Shen Tian and Cheng Ba quickly laid a foundation during Cheng Ba's short trial period of one month.
During the trial period, Cheng Ba received a lot of help from Shen Tian.
After all, I am a newcomer, and I have never had any geniuses in the sales industry. Only through continuous hard work and training can I make achievements.
In order to guide Cheng Bat, Shen Tian often invited him to sit at home even though it was late after get off work every day, and would go out for a meal and tea together on holidays and the like.
The two gradually turned from business affairs to private affairs, and cute pets naturally became one of the indispensable topics between them.
"My family is really cute, have you seen it? When we have time, let's take Zhuozhuo and Hessen out to play together."
"Okay. But mine is a noisy one."
"It's the same with Summer. Don't underestimate its destructive power. Although it looks like a little angel, its bad personality is actually worse than that of Xiaoha."
Hessen is Shen Tian's pet dog. In fact, the name is very nice, Hessen, but Cheng Ba, who is really not good at foreign languages, directly changed it to a Chinese name for him.
Although it is not as handsome and cool as before, but compared to Duoduo, Doudou, the overlapping phonetic characters must be much more majestic.
Why is the name of his family so swollen?
Cheng Bat is quite the squid.
So after returning home at night, Cheng Ba made an amazing decision at the dinner table.
"God, God, let's grab a high-end and elegant name. I really can't think of a low-key luxury with connotations."
"Why suddenly...?"
"Look at Hessen in Shen Tian's family. His name is so handsome, and it still has letters. My God, you know 26 letters better than Shen Tian, right?"
Zhuo Zhuo, who was burying his head in eating dog food, became excited when he heard the word "Hesse".
"Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"
——God, god, horse breaks the name, the name Zhu Yin picked up is so handsome! Does the stinky bat mud have any aesthetics? ! !
Cheng Ba looked at it sympathetically.
Normal people and normal dogs will think that the name Hessen sounds better!
You are blind worship!
intolerable!
"Since Xiaoha's name is Heisen, let's call Zhuozuo Bai Lin!"
"... Isn't it too casual?"
"It's true..." Cheng Ba put down the bowl and chopsticks, "Then I'll go to the group to ask other people's opinions. I haven't been online for a long time. I don't know if everyone misses me!"
Andrew looked up at him, his eyes seemed to have some meaning, his lips opened slightly, and after a few seconds, they closed again.
Cheng Ba, who didn't notice the change in his expression, had already got up and walked into the bedroom.
Andrew finished his meal calmly, went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and helped Zhuo Zuo clean up the dog bowl before returning to his room.
When he turned on the computer and logged in to QQ, he clicked on the QQ group of the Knight Theater Troupe, and saw what he expected, but what the group said was completely unexpected.
Those were very touching words that made him twitch the corners of his lips.
Here's the thing.
It has been nearly two weeks since he started working, so Cheng Ba has no knowledge of what happened in the online distribution circle.
I boarded QQ with a happy mood, and I received a lot of messages as soon as I went online, but the "many" number seems a bit surprising.
Put the mouse on the QQ icon that keeps jumping, but most of the pop-ups are people I don't know.
In the QQ settings, he did not choose to reject messages from strangers. Usually, fans occasionally send him messages. Although it is impossible to add friends, it is not too troublesome to reply to a message occasionally. Cheng Ba also likes this very much. A feeling of interacting with fans, so this setting has been reserved for fans.
However, the message he received today was not from a fan.
Cheng Ba clicked to open all of them, and then was overwhelmed by the screen full of "Bat Star Dog Get Out of the Online Matching Circle, Male Junior Sergeant Bilian in Pharmacy".
Cheng Ba's first reaction was the same as that of ordinary people, his heart sank.
It is definitely impossible to be indifferent to being scolded, but he can adjust his mood better than ordinary people, so he opened the QQ group after a few seconds.
Sure enough, I found out what was going on in the QQ group of the Knight Theater Troupe.
It turned out that during the few days when he was away, everything was calm at first.
It’s just that I probably realized that he hasn’t appeared for a long time. Just the night before yesterday, I felt like I had a convulsion because I loved eating grapes. I made a high-profile confession to the master on Weibo, and some fans found out a lot of radio dramas that he had collaborated with the master before. Some chat records of FT, song clubs, Weibo, and QQ groups were dug out.
In fact, they are all very common words, but after being dug out and given the meaning of JQ, they will feel that there is no sense of disobedience.
So much so that the so-called A-Portuguese CP, which obviously didn't exist at all, was just made out of nothing to make it seem real.
I love to eat grapes. I confessed my love on Weibo, and at the same time, Bai Lianhua said that it is good to see you happy.
The Great God was distorted by my grape-loving brainless fans into a ungrateful man.
There are so many fans of the Great God, so naturally he has to scold him back.
Although Cheng Bat doesn't have many diehard fans, his combat effectiveness is not low.
The so-called die-hard fans are all firmly supporting him, just like the group of idiot fans who love to eat grapes, no matter what their idols say, they are right.But on this point, Cheng Fu's diehard fans are relatively more rational. After all, they fell in love with Cheng Fu because of his talent and character, not because of blind worship.
But even if there are more people on their side, once a certain rumor spreads, even if most people don't believe it, some people who don't know the truth are easily swayed by those seemingly real illusions, which is enough to make people It's overwhelmed.
In many ways, it is easy for people to sympathize with the weak.
As for the emotional card, I love to eat grapes, and preemptively put myself in the position of the so-called "weak".
A small group of people began to wonder what kind of person Andrew was.
There are some people who used to dislike Cheng Bat because of his looks, but later found out he was a handsome guy and became annoyed. They avoided talking about the great god, but they slandered Cheng Bat in various ways.
So in the past two days, Cheng Bat's Weibo was maxed out, and QQ and email were even worse.
Seeing all this, Cheng Ba tightened his grip on the mouse.
He really doesn't like to be as knowledgeable as I like to eat grapes.
At that online gathering, he pretended to be crazy and stupid, not because he really didn’t know that I love grapes, but because he didn’t want to spend too much time and energy on a person who hated him and didn’t like him.
Only this time, even the Great God was involved, which had completely touched his bottom line.
I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but I love grapes and know how to irritate him.
At this point, Cheng Ba had to admire this man.
Talking about his appearance, he can bear it, after all, he doesn't mind that much.
But distorting the facts, slandering the Great God, and slandering the pure relationship between the Great God and him, which has never affected anyone, is something he cannot forgive.
Bat Star Gaozhao: The Great God didn’t tell me anything, neither did you, must be trying to solve it behind my back?
Bat Star Gaozhao: Although I am very moved by doing this, I am also a man, hey! (#'O')
Bat Star Gao Zhao: No matter how much the Great God helped me when I didn't know it, let me, a little fan, protect him this time. o( ̄ˇ ̄)o
Batstar Gaozhao: Dear brothers and sisters, it depends on how I kill the Quartet and turn the tide. Don’t underestimate Batman’s combat power!
Baa Sauce: Paralysis has to be praised.
Qingqingqingcao: For my love to eat grapes [point wax]
No Return: What kind of wax to order? Don't insult the wax, and people don't want to do it, okay?
Dark Emperor: How can you not take me in this kind of thing, Bat Star, please form a group!
Bat Star Gao Zhao: Pinch pinches and so on are all leftovers from my playing. I haven’t been a big brother for many years. I originally planned to wash my hands in a golden basin. I didn’t expect that the world would hate a bloody storm again because I love grapes. ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Those fans of my grape love are so innocent.
How can you say that he is shameless?
He's a two-faced one, dear!
Erpilian has two advantages.
Guarding, you can prevent yourself from being defeated by malicious slander.
Attack, you can let him incarnate as Batman, silly mother, tongue-to-mouth, and bears to kill all directions, mighty and domineering.
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No Return: Bridge Bean Sacks.
No return: I just wanted to see the name Batman?
Cheng Ba nodded instantly.
shit.
He said? !
Damn it really said it. QAQ
I obviously didn't want to say it out, I obviously wanted to keep a little secret, I'm sorry...
Bat Star Gaozhao: So what, I'll go first, see you later.
Not return:(﹁"﹁)
No Return: I seem to have discovered something.
Bae Sauce: [Picking nose] I would say that I already knew it.
No return: damn it.You are cruel.If you don't share such interesting things with your good friends, you will never love again. _(:3ゝ∠)_
No words: ...
Not paying attention to the news in the group anymore, Cheng Bat first logged on to Weibo, and posted a Weibo in a vest of Bat Star Gaozhao.
Bat star shines
There are too many bloody things in the online distribution circle, I feel that I don't need to throw myself into it to gain attention, anyway, it's right and wrong to feel at ease, everyone should leave. [smile]
Isn't it just pretending to be the white lotus flower of the Virgin Mary? Anyone who doesn't have this skill is embarrassed to come out these days, okay?
Don't pretend to be innocent and calm here.
Turning around, he ran to the Zhongzhuo Forum and opened a post wearing a Batman vest.
The title of the post is very pornographic: On how to kill the slut Bai Lianhua.
Cheng Ba stayed in the circle for a long time. Although he existed as a peripheral fan for a long time, and he was not so interested in gossip about people who had nothing to do with him, he stayed for a long time anyway. I also know a lot of some superb things that I have been exposed to.
To say that I love grapes, I don’t know if I was in the middle of the circle before, but when he entered the circle as a CV, Cheng Ba had already existed as a fan of the great god.
So his terribly bloody love, hatred, love, hatred, love, hatred, wind, flowers, snow, moon, etc., and the best things, even if he just knows a little bit, it is enough for him to [-].
The main building of the post first lists all the great achievements of my love to eat grapes in the Zhongzhuo circle.
I used to hold wheat bran on the thighs of XX God, but turned around and turned to reality with others, had an affair with the married little XX God, pretended to be a little white lotus and pinched XX Zihong out of the circle, dragged dry voice and refused to hand in and agreed to exchange CV Lah, wearing a vest and fighting in other people's drama posts, but the IP was found, but they said they were colleagues from the same company...
As soon as this post was posted, some brainless fans immediately ran out to fight.
But at the same time, Grape Hei and passers-by also quickly appeared, and began to fill in all the crimes of my love of eating grapes one by one.
Half an hour later, although the number of replies was only a few floors above 150, they listed [-] or [-] best things about my favorite grapes.
Fuck, don't be too comprehensive in all aspects, okay?
That's pretty much the most notorious feat I've ever had in Grape Grape.
No.[-][==] Damn Batman silly mother!Batman Silly Mom really showed up, please let me pay you the highest respect, the title should not be too powerful!Sprinkle flowers! *★, °*: .☆\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*.
No.[-] [--] LZSB does not explain.
No.[-][=. =] Batman?Who?So arrogant, how brilliant is the bat star?
No.[-][==] LS is ignorant and ignorant, please don't pretend to be too unnatural.Even if you don't know Batstar Idiot Mom, you must know whether Batman Idiot Mom is good or not.What, your master got panicked after being picked up and started to go wrong?
No.[-] [Dried Dead Grapes] RID (~~▽~~)
No.[-] [Passing by] I don’t know what’s going on... But anyway, I saw the Weibo of Batstar Silly Mama today, and I always feel that it’s more grandiose than Grape Silly Mama’s.
No.[-][==] LS Bat Star fans do not explain.
No.[-][=. =] [-] Atmospheric your brother-in-law.I wish you the atmosphere when you are three!I wish you a great day and wish you a great family!
No.[-] [Passing by] Are you sick upstairs?This is the quality of grape powder?Passers-by said to be fair, I love to eat grapes. ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ despise you!
No.[-][╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭][-] Momo. ╰( ̄ω ̄o) Grape fans have always opened the mad dog mode and see whoever is not pleasing to the eye, catch whoever bites, come and vote for our bat star silly mother Hug it!
No.[-] [Passing by] No. [-] Brother, I'm sorry, I have true love. [to fingers]
No.[-][[-]L] It doesn't matter, the true love of a good girl must be worth having. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
No.[-] [Wei Young] As a true fan of the crazy family who witnessed the stupid grapes driving my crazy and stupid mother away, he has already become accustomed to my love of eating grapes, and this time he came out to provoke God A and the bat star The relationship between Gao Zhao and Sima Zhaozhi is well known.What the hell are you worthy of liking?Go home and play narcissism. Fucking bitch is hypocritical.
NO.[-] [Crazy Fan] Hahahahahahahahaha that I saw the reposted Weibo today and knew that someone was dead again. I have counted cramps, but I can’t even count them, and I still have the face to say what I love, I love you, and I am paralyzed!
No.[-] [Batman] Speaking of which, is Crazy and Silly Mama the pink adult who entered the circle with her real boyfriend and got robbed in the end?
No.[-] [Batman silly mother, I am your fan of the brain and have always been! ! ! ] Group photo in the front row! ! !
No.[-] [Wei Young] Back to Batman, what you are talking about is my crazy and stupid mother.Being entangled by such a superb, your God A is so fucking disgusting this time.
No. [-] [――] Even if you are crazy, you can't look down on men. What's wrong with my silly mother of Putao, who is so charming? !
No.[-][==] I just heard about this post.Crazy fans can't help bubbling.I love to eat grapes. I do too many things. Don’t think that after a long time, all the old people will disappear. You have the guts to hook up with men. Why don’t you have the guts to be responsible for others?Where is Mo Shishi now? Can you say it out loud?
No.[-][=. =] Mad Dog is back?
No.[-] [Crazy Fan] If you say a dog is a dog, what can it be that has bitten each other with a dog? ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
No. [-] [Wei Young] Our lunatic and my love to eat grapes has always been true love, don't you know [-] brother?
No.[-][==] If you want to talk about my love of grapes and the relationship between Mad Ye and Mo Shishi back then, that would be called blood.Crazy also said that it is simple, but it is called stupid. I love grapes. From the very beginning, I was thinking about his family, Mo Shisi Leng. I didn’t see it, and I had a heart and soul with others. I didn’t know until I was poached. How? There are so many gossips in the online distribution circle.
No.[-][=. =] So we are discussing how to kill the white lotus bitch, Brother [-].
No.[-][==]Hehe, isn't Bai Lianhua your crazy and stupid mother, isn't it just breaking up? I haven't seen a man before. It's really disgusting to insist on clinging to one.
No.[-] [Crazy Fan] Don’t talk too much, post the chat history, let’s feel it together.
On the [-]th floor, a few QQ chat records from three years ago were posted, but anyone with a little IQ can tell that I love grapes to seduce people first.
Grape fans didn't seem to expect that after so many years, the chat records from that year would still be kept, and they panicked for a moment, and started to swear all kinds of swear words.
But they completely miss one point.
If it is discussed in the middle circle who has the most classic national curse, then everyone will shout the same name.
Bat, bat, man! ! !
Yes.
Beat up is Batman.
Cursing people in his posts, isn't that killing people?
As a separatist, you must be innocent when you are innocent, and you must be convulsed when you are convulsed.
So while Cheng Ba was playing the role of the Madonna White Lotus, all the countries cursed him.
For a while, swear words and warm words flew together, and the sarcasm was dignified.
On Weibo, he said tearfully that he really didn't expect this incident to become a big deal and advised me that I love to eat grapes and stop going on like this.
In the forum, he used one enemy to a hundred to unite all the grape blacks to scold the flustered grape fans speechlessly.
The flames of war have gradually changed from pinching God A and bat star Gao Zhao to denouncing my love of grapes. From the time when Mad Ye's fans took out the chat records of the year, all kinds of superb things have been dug up and put in evidence one by one. in the post.
Maybe he did a superb thing, people came and went in the circle, the old and the new alternated, and no one would mention it after a period of time.
Then he did another one, and it was the same after that.
However, it is impossible that there is no old man in this circle.
One day, someone finally opened this simple [-] building, so I was completely put in a rather unfavorable position.
At this time, someone exposed a piece of audio in the post.
No. [-] [Mr. Truth] I won’t say much, the last audio, website: www.xxoopan.com/[-] I use a proxy, so I don’t need to look for the red coat to check the IP.Not the so-called envoy of justice. Back then, I also liked to eat grapes and pinched Bat Star Gaozhao, but
"Wang Wang Wang!"
— Mud beat Kay! ! !Scratching is annoying to mud, so don't hug and scratch!Tuyan! ! !
"I knew that Zhuozhuo had already reached the age of first love, God, look at him so happy!!! He was so happy that he was about to cry, is there any reason!!! Don't worry, Master, I will definitely help you find a good husband of!!!"
"...woof! woof woof!"
——Stinky bat, why don't you die! ! !
After howling twice, he scratched his head and bit Cheng Bat's shoulder.
Fuck, this mouthful is going to kill me.
The smile on Cheng Ba's face couldn't hold back.
He trembled and looked up at Android.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
"God..."
"..." Not knowing what to say at all, Andrew, who was standing motionless at the door, continued to look at the two convulsives in a speechless state.
"I think we should educate them well."
"..." Andrew suppressed some complicated emotions in his heart, "Huh?"
"The way he expresses his excitement is so f*cking weird."
Seeing him rubbing his shoulders and letting go of his grasp and standing up with blood on his face, Andrew continued his six-point state.
His bat...
In terms of off-line and self-talk, it is really unique and unprecedented. (""")
"Our family is so cute," Cheng Ba muttered as he walked towards the bedroom, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Let's go and find out where the husband of our family lives tomorrow!"
Zhuo Zuo Nei Niu looked at Android with a full face.
"Wang!"
——Main Silver...QAQ
Seeing him so pitifully, Andrew squatted down and rubbed its head with a smile: "Good boy, don't worry, I won't—"
"Are you okay, my god?"
Andrew paused, and he stood up slowly, trying to get something for his cute scratch.
"Little Bat—"
"Huh?" Cheng Ba turned around happily.
"..." When he met his eyes, Andrew coughed, "No, it's nothing."
Catch: "!!!!!!"
——嘤嘤嘤 The master's wife is strict with the stinky bat and doesn't like to catch the master's big villain and arranged marriages are not Xinghu! ! ! QAQ
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In the next few days, every night when Andrew was cooking, Cheng Ba wanted to go out for a walk with Zhua Zhuo, but the big dog always looked like he was going to die, refusing to go out while hugging the big god's leg.
It made Cheng Ba a little dumbfounded.
"Like a fool."
Do you really think that he is willing to marry her off so casually?
There is only such a precious son in his family, even if he wants to find him, he has to find someone who is willing to marry him.
Seeing Zhuzhuo wrapping around the great god's legs like a koala, Cheng Ba squatted down and hugged the half-meter-tall dog out.
"Let's go, Lord, I'll buy you Tangtang."
"Wang!"
——Tang, Tangtang is not good, don't think that the nest will just follow the mud! ! !
"It seems that the canned dog food at home is gone." Cheng Ba pretended to open the cabinet where the dog food was stored, shook his head and sighed, "It seems that I have to go out and buy it. But if you don't want to accompany me—"
Before he could finish speaking, his trouser legs were bitten.
As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Zhuozuo desperately dragging his trouser legs out.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
——What’s the matter without canned dog food, smelly bat, hurry up and accompany Zhuo Zhuo to buy canned dog food! ! !
Andrew turned his head to look at the two live treasures, and gave Cheng Ba a wink: Go out and play, don't always scare it.
Cheng Ba shrugged.
Being squeamish is really a no-brainer.
Taking Zuo Zuo out the door, one person and one dog came to the small supermarket near the apartment.
Because it is a small supermarket, all the people who come to the supermarket are nearby residents, and the dogs in the house are also very well-bred, so dogs are allowed to enter the supermarket.
When Cheng Ba came in with his claws, the guests were just a few people in twos and threes. When he saw Cheng Ba, he still showed the expression he was used to seeing these days.
And when Zhuo Zhuo took the initiative to run in small steps with the shopping basket in his mouth, he was even more amazed.
Sure enough, the pets raised by the handsome guy are so different. (Zuozhuo: Hmph! Zhuozhuo is not a pet of a stinky bat! The Yin family is so cute that only the master Yin can keep it! (○`[-]′○) [duzui])
He ran to the innermost dog food area with the basket in his mouth, grabbed the shopping basket and put it on the ground, and began to choose his favorite dog food and canned dog food.
Get a few cans of this beef flavor... and chicken flavor! ! !Grab this porridge! ! !Does this have vegetables in it?Don't don't, don't eat this kind of food!
Wow, there is also chicken + salmon! ! !
Nest favorite! ! !
Too bad there's only one can.
Weeping, Chow Chow raised his head and took a bite at the canned chicken and salmon flavored dog food that was left alone on the shelf.
At almost the same time, another mouth approached.
Cheng Ba looked at other things behind him for a while, and when he followed, he saw the scene in front of him.
I saw scratching and biting on the mouth of the canned dog, and suddenly another mouth bit on it.
"Woo! Woofwoof!!!"
——Wooooow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! ! !
Shaking off the canned dog food in his mouth, he scratched Nei Niu covering his face with his front paws, looked around and found Cheng Ba, and bumped into him.
"Wow! Wow woof!!!"
—Smelly, stinky bat! ! !Hey, that stinky dog just bit and scratched the mud, did you see that, it hurts so much! ! ! QAQ
"Uh...woof!" ← The perpetrator who stood still.
--what's going on? (""")
Looking up at Xiaoha who was standing there with a face of [-] and looking at this side, Cheng Ba: "..."
It's really a world where we don't meet each other. ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
This cliff is the standard scene where the hero and heroine meet in dog-blood romance dramas.
I took a fancy to the same can of dog canned by Shenma.
Accidentally lip-to-mouth(?) bumped into Shen Ma's.
shit.
This is youth.
"Xiaoha, do you still remember me?" Cheng Fu squatted down with a smile, looking like a wretched uncle coaxing a loli, "We met in the small park before."
"..."
—Who is it? (""")
"Hi, Mr. Ha, have you eaten? Haven't you eaten? Come to the supermarket so diligently to buy things?"
"..."
——Who are you, pretending to be familiar with the young master, you idiot. (""")
"Wow, woof, woof!" The scratching in Cheng Chengbat's arms quit.
——Stinky Bat, what are Mud and Smelly Dog so amiable for?It just bit and scratched, it hurts so much!Mud, look, scratch, it's all swollen here!
"Hey, my baby is so dear to me, if this is the case, then let classmate Xiaoha take responsibility for you!"
Scratch: "..." The stinky bat mud is talking nonsense! Σ ( ̄д ̄;)
Student Ha still has a [-]B look on his face.
——What, I don't have time to waste time with you guys here!
—Where is my canned dog?
—oh, on the ground!Let's go home and eat delicious canned dog food.
With a stretch of his front legs, the husky pulled the canned dog food that had rolled on the ground to him, lowered his head and walked towards the cashier with the canned dog food in his mouth.
The cashier glanced at it, wrote something on a booklet next to it, nodded to it, and Xiaoha walked out swaggeringly.
Seeing it go away in such a defiant manner, Zhuozhao is going to explode with rage.
Bite it and go away!
gone!
Now!
"Wang!"
—Smelly bat!Ni wants revenge for Zhuo Zhuo!
Cheng Bat: "..."
Is this the rhythm of the evolution of dog-blood romance dramas towards love and killing each other?
Then fell in love and killed each other for [-] or [-] episodes. At the end, when I looked back, I found that I loved him. Is he the one who quickly walked towards Happy Ending?
The moment in front of him suddenly enlightened, as if he had foreseen the upcoming plot like a divine help.
Isn't the urine nature of ordinary novels like this? ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
"Don't worry, catch me, your great master, I will avenge you. Let's first investigate how Mr. Xiaoha's home address is swollen!"
"Wooooow, woof!"
——Stinky Bat Mud is really Aiwo's Zhuozhao, I've been wrongly blaming you all this time, I'm sorry. QAQ
Emma, when did my family become so well-behaved and sensible?
Although he lost his favorite canned chicken and salmon, Zhuo Zuo, who was already deeply obsessed with revenge, temporarily forgot this loss when his fighting spirit was burning.
Stinky dog!
How dare you provoke it to catch the adults!
It's the rhythm of death!
How can I maintain my noble image in front of the readers if I don't get down on my knees and apologize to Master Wo! ! ! (Your noble image was gone when you just hugged Cheng Ba's thigh and cried, I will say...)
Taking Zhuo Zhuo to check out, he took the cashier's change and put it in his wallet. Cheng Ba's curious eyes fell on the booklet next to him.
"That little ha just left without paying the bill?"
"It's such a handsome guy. We can pay on credit here. If the pet comes to pick up something, we will register it and wait for the next time the owner comes to check out together."
"So you know Xiaoha's master?"
"Yes, Mr. Shen who lives in [-], Building [-] next door."
When encountering a handsome man like Cheng Fu, the female clerk guessed that the bank card password would be correct, not to mention the customer's home address.
He also left his name and address, and Cheng Fu told Zhuozuo that he could come to buy things by himself in the future.
Grasping the wounded soul is instantly healed.
You can come here to buy delicious food anytime in the future!
Hey, hey, I never thought that stinky bats are so good at scratching...
He looked up at Cheng Bat, scratched and rubbed against Cheng Bat's feet.
From that day on, Zhuozuo and Xiaoha started meeting each other basically every two days.
Sometimes it is like this, when you know someone and care about someone, you will find that you often see this person in front of you.
And this somewhat mysterious rule is also applicable among dogs.
The days when the two dogs fell in love and killed each other began happily.
In the middle, Cheng Ba could be said to have contributed a lot.
The so-called want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach.
To conquer a dog, you must first become a boudoir(?) friend with his owner.
Cheng Ba met Xiaoha's owner by chance and coincidence.
Now that he has changed, he has completely lost the pressure of being ugly before. Although he still feels some trouble because of his too ostentatious appearance, he is no longer the one who was unable to communicate with the outside world and was abandoned by the entire three-dimensional dimension. people.
So after everything settled down, Cheng Ba decided to go out and find a job.
Although he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, he used to stay at home because he was not accepted by society, but if conditions permit, he certainly hopes to find something meaningful to do.
Andrew has already decided to stay with him in China. After 30 or [-] years, they really can't hide it anymore. They can go to the United States again.
You can go to Italy or something in the future.
The world is so big, there are plenty of ways, he doesn't need to worry about these, Android will arrange everything for him.
And he decided to come out to make money to support himself and his master, as a man, he just wants to support the one he likes, even if he is just a small person without much ambition.
Although the academic qualifications are not very high, at least he has a decent university degree.
It's just that it's been three or four years since I graduated and I don't have any work experience. I'm a little bit regretful, but the handsome man can still add a little more points in appearance to make up for the lack of experience.
So about ten days after he started looking for a job, Cheng Ba finally started sales in a company.
Sales is actually quite tiring, but there are many advantages. One is the high commission and high salary, and the other is that it can exercise people's eloquence, logic, personality and life in all aspects.
He's been bored by himself for too long. Although it's fun to get along with those friends in Two-dimensional, in fact, he really doesn't know how to communicate with people in reality.
Andrew knew that he was looking for this job, even though he felt distressed, he was very supportive.
This is good for Cheng Bat.
It is not impossible to find another job after you have a certain amount of experience in the future, but before that, it is still very useful to exercise more.
Of course, Cheng Ba went out to work, so it was impossible for him to be idle.
There are not many people in the Blood Race Research Institute here in China. Now that he has decided to stay, Andrew contacted the headquarters in the United States and expressed his willingness to help here.
For Mr. Andrew, a well-known and honorable York family pedigree, who is willing to support the work of his Chinese colleagues, the institute is of course wishing for it, and immediately began to arrange various matters.
As a vampire aristocrat, Android can receive hundreds of thousands of dollars in daily expenses allocated by the United States every year. They are not short of money, but they are not the kind of people who are willing to stay at home all the time.
These days, in order to take care of Cheng Bat, he stayed at home for a long time, and Andrew also felt that he was almost bored, and began to feel distressed for Cheng Bat who had been alone for so many years.
On Cheng Ba's first day at work, he was very lucky to meet someone who was very important to him, Android, and Zuozuo in the later days.
This person's name is Shen Tian.
After reporting to the HR department, Cheng Fu went to the office of his immediate boss, the Sales Manager.
When they opened the door and looked at each other, both of them were a little surprised.
Because of the grievances between the two dogs, they met each other before. Although it was just a nod of friendship, but it happened to work in the same company, both Shen Tian and Cheng Ba felt that this was probably the legendary fate up.
After all, they are people living in the same community, and they feel that they are their own people, not to mention that when they fall in love with Xiaoha in Shen Tian's family, Cheng Bat is naturally more enthusiastic.
Shen Tian is a very gentle and polite man. Although his appearance is not top-notch, he is rather ordinary, but his gentle personality makes him very popular in the company.
Cheng Fu is the type who can talk about anything as long as he likes someone. After getting acquainted, the two often go in and out together, because they live close to each other for the sake of environmental protection and often take the same car. The Internet makes this combination even more amazingly attractive.
The friendship between Shen Tian and Cheng Ba quickly laid a foundation during Cheng Ba's short trial period of one month.
During the trial period, Cheng Ba received a lot of help from Shen Tian.
After all, I am a newcomer, and I have never had any geniuses in the sales industry. Only through continuous hard work and training can I make achievements.
In order to guide Cheng Bat, Shen Tian often invited him to sit at home even though it was late after get off work every day, and would go out for a meal and tea together on holidays and the like.
The two gradually turned from business affairs to private affairs, and cute pets naturally became one of the indispensable topics between them.
"My family is really cute, have you seen it? When we have time, let's take Zhuozhuo and Hessen out to play together."
"Okay. But mine is a noisy one."
"It's the same with Summer. Don't underestimate its destructive power. Although it looks like a little angel, its bad personality is actually worse than that of Xiaoha."
Hessen is Shen Tian's pet dog. In fact, the name is very nice, Hessen, but Cheng Ba, who is really not good at foreign languages, directly changed it to a Chinese name for him.
Although it is not as handsome and cool as before, but compared to Duoduo, Doudou, the overlapping phonetic characters must be much more majestic.
Why is the name of his family so swollen?
Cheng Bat is quite the squid.
So after returning home at night, Cheng Ba made an amazing decision at the dinner table.
"God, God, let's grab a high-end and elegant name. I really can't think of a low-key luxury with connotations."
"Why suddenly...?"
"Look at Hessen in Shen Tian's family. His name is so handsome, and it still has letters. My God, you know 26 letters better than Shen Tian, right?"
Zhuo Zhuo, who was burying his head in eating dog food, became excited when he heard the word "Hesse".
"Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"
——God, god, horse breaks the name, the name Zhu Yin picked up is so handsome! Does the stinky bat mud have any aesthetics? ! !
Cheng Ba looked at it sympathetically.
Normal people and normal dogs will think that the name Hessen sounds better!
You are blind worship!
intolerable!
"Since Xiaoha's name is Heisen, let's call Zhuozuo Bai Lin!"
"... Isn't it too casual?"
"It's true..." Cheng Ba put down the bowl and chopsticks, "Then I'll go to the group to ask other people's opinions. I haven't been online for a long time. I don't know if everyone misses me!"
Andrew looked up at him, his eyes seemed to have some meaning, his lips opened slightly, and after a few seconds, they closed again.
Cheng Ba, who didn't notice the change in his expression, had already got up and walked into the bedroom.
Andrew finished his meal calmly, went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and helped Zhuo Zuo clean up the dog bowl before returning to his room.
When he turned on the computer and logged in to QQ, he clicked on the QQ group of the Knight Theater Troupe, and saw what he expected, but what the group said was completely unexpected.
Those were very touching words that made him twitch the corners of his lips.
Here's the thing.
It has been nearly two weeks since he started working, so Cheng Ba has no knowledge of what happened in the online distribution circle.
I boarded QQ with a happy mood, and I received a lot of messages as soon as I went online, but the "many" number seems a bit surprising.
Put the mouse on the QQ icon that keeps jumping, but most of the pop-ups are people I don't know.
In the QQ settings, he did not choose to reject messages from strangers. Usually, fans occasionally send him messages. Although it is impossible to add friends, it is not too troublesome to reply to a message occasionally. Cheng Ba also likes this very much. A feeling of interacting with fans, so this setting has been reserved for fans.
However, the message he received today was not from a fan.
Cheng Ba clicked to open all of them, and then was overwhelmed by the screen full of "Bat Star Dog Get Out of the Online Matching Circle, Male Junior Sergeant Bilian in Pharmacy".
Cheng Ba's first reaction was the same as that of ordinary people, his heart sank.
It is definitely impossible to be indifferent to being scolded, but he can adjust his mood better than ordinary people, so he opened the QQ group after a few seconds.
Sure enough, I found out what was going on in the QQ group of the Knight Theater Troupe.
It turned out that during the few days when he was away, everything was calm at first.
It’s just that I probably realized that he hasn’t appeared for a long time. Just the night before yesterday, I felt like I had a convulsion because I loved eating grapes. I made a high-profile confession to the master on Weibo, and some fans found out a lot of radio dramas that he had collaborated with the master before. Some chat records of FT, song clubs, Weibo, and QQ groups were dug out.
In fact, they are all very common words, but after being dug out and given the meaning of JQ, they will feel that there is no sense of disobedience.
So much so that the so-called A-Portuguese CP, which obviously didn't exist at all, was just made out of nothing to make it seem real.
I love to eat grapes. I confessed my love on Weibo, and at the same time, Bai Lianhua said that it is good to see you happy.
The Great God was distorted by my grape-loving brainless fans into a ungrateful man.
There are so many fans of the Great God, so naturally he has to scold him back.
Although Cheng Bat doesn't have many diehard fans, his combat effectiveness is not low.
The so-called die-hard fans are all firmly supporting him, just like the group of idiot fans who love to eat grapes, no matter what their idols say, they are right.But on this point, Cheng Fu's diehard fans are relatively more rational. After all, they fell in love with Cheng Fu because of his talent and character, not because of blind worship.
But even if there are more people on their side, once a certain rumor spreads, even if most people don't believe it, some people who don't know the truth are easily swayed by those seemingly real illusions, which is enough to make people It's overwhelmed.
In many ways, it is easy for people to sympathize with the weak.
As for the emotional card, I love to eat grapes, and preemptively put myself in the position of the so-called "weak".
A small group of people began to wonder what kind of person Andrew was.
There are some people who used to dislike Cheng Bat because of his looks, but later found out he was a handsome guy and became annoyed. They avoided talking about the great god, but they slandered Cheng Bat in various ways.
So in the past two days, Cheng Bat's Weibo was maxed out, and QQ and email were even worse.
Seeing all this, Cheng Ba tightened his grip on the mouse.
He really doesn't like to be as knowledgeable as I like to eat grapes.
At that online gathering, he pretended to be crazy and stupid, not because he really didn’t know that I love grapes, but because he didn’t want to spend too much time and energy on a person who hated him and didn’t like him.
Only this time, even the Great God was involved, which had completely touched his bottom line.
I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but I love grapes and know how to irritate him.
At this point, Cheng Ba had to admire this man.
Talking about his appearance, he can bear it, after all, he doesn't mind that much.
But distorting the facts, slandering the Great God, and slandering the pure relationship between the Great God and him, which has never affected anyone, is something he cannot forgive.
Bat Star Gaozhao: The Great God didn’t tell me anything, neither did you, must be trying to solve it behind my back?
Bat Star Gaozhao: Although I am very moved by doing this, I am also a man, hey! (#'O')
Bat Star Gao Zhao: No matter how much the Great God helped me when I didn't know it, let me, a little fan, protect him this time. o( ̄ˇ ̄)o
Batstar Gaozhao: Dear brothers and sisters, it depends on how I kill the Quartet and turn the tide. Don’t underestimate Batman’s combat power!
Baa Sauce: Paralysis has to be praised.
Qingqingqingcao: For my love to eat grapes [point wax]
No Return: What kind of wax to order? Don't insult the wax, and people don't want to do it, okay?
Dark Emperor: How can you not take me in this kind of thing, Bat Star, please form a group!
Bat Star Gao Zhao: Pinch pinches and so on are all leftovers from my playing. I haven’t been a big brother for many years. I originally planned to wash my hands in a golden basin. I didn’t expect that the world would hate a bloody storm again because I love grapes. ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Those fans of my grape love are so innocent.
How can you say that he is shameless?
He's a two-faced one, dear!
Erpilian has two advantages.
Guarding, you can prevent yourself from being defeated by malicious slander.
Attack, you can let him incarnate as Batman, silly mother, tongue-to-mouth, and bears to kill all directions, mighty and domineering.
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No Return: Bridge Bean Sacks.
No return: I just wanted to see the name Batman?
Cheng Ba nodded instantly.
shit.
He said? !
Damn it really said it. QAQ
I obviously didn't want to say it out, I obviously wanted to keep a little secret, I'm sorry...
Bat Star Gaozhao: So what, I'll go first, see you later.
Not return:(﹁"﹁)
No Return: I seem to have discovered something.
Bae Sauce: [Picking nose] I would say that I already knew it.
No return: damn it.You are cruel.If you don't share such interesting things with your good friends, you will never love again. _(:3ゝ∠)_
No words: ...
Not paying attention to the news in the group anymore, Cheng Bat first logged on to Weibo, and posted a Weibo in a vest of Bat Star Gaozhao.
Bat star shines
There are too many bloody things in the online distribution circle, I feel that I don't need to throw myself into it to gain attention, anyway, it's right and wrong to feel at ease, everyone should leave. [smile]
Isn't it just pretending to be the white lotus flower of the Virgin Mary? Anyone who doesn't have this skill is embarrassed to come out these days, okay?
Don't pretend to be innocent and calm here.
Turning around, he ran to the Zhongzhuo Forum and opened a post wearing a Batman vest.
The title of the post is very pornographic: On how to kill the slut Bai Lianhua.
Cheng Ba stayed in the circle for a long time. Although he existed as a peripheral fan for a long time, and he was not so interested in gossip about people who had nothing to do with him, he stayed for a long time anyway. I also know a lot of some superb things that I have been exposed to.
To say that I love grapes, I don’t know if I was in the middle of the circle before, but when he entered the circle as a CV, Cheng Ba had already existed as a fan of the great god.
So his terribly bloody love, hatred, love, hatred, love, hatred, wind, flowers, snow, moon, etc., and the best things, even if he just knows a little bit, it is enough for him to [-].
The main building of the post first lists all the great achievements of my love to eat grapes in the Zhongzhuo circle.
I used to hold wheat bran on the thighs of XX God, but turned around and turned to reality with others, had an affair with the married little XX God, pretended to be a little white lotus and pinched XX Zihong out of the circle, dragged dry voice and refused to hand in and agreed to exchange CV Lah, wearing a vest and fighting in other people's drama posts, but the IP was found, but they said they were colleagues from the same company...
As soon as this post was posted, some brainless fans immediately ran out to fight.
But at the same time, Grape Hei and passers-by also quickly appeared, and began to fill in all the crimes of my love of eating grapes one by one.
Half an hour later, although the number of replies was only a few floors above 150, they listed [-] or [-] best things about my favorite grapes.
Fuck, don't be too comprehensive in all aspects, okay?
That's pretty much the most notorious feat I've ever had in Grape Grape.
No.[-][==] Damn Batman silly mother!Batman Silly Mom really showed up, please let me pay you the highest respect, the title should not be too powerful!Sprinkle flowers! *★, °*: .☆\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*.
No.[-] [--] LZSB does not explain.
No.[-][=. =] Batman?Who?So arrogant, how brilliant is the bat star?
No.[-][==] LS is ignorant and ignorant, please don't pretend to be too unnatural.Even if you don't know Batstar Idiot Mom, you must know whether Batman Idiot Mom is good or not.What, your master got panicked after being picked up and started to go wrong?
No.[-] [Dried Dead Grapes] RID (~~▽~~)
No.[-] [Passing by] I don’t know what’s going on... But anyway, I saw the Weibo of Batstar Silly Mama today, and I always feel that it’s more grandiose than Grape Silly Mama’s.
No.[-][==] LS Bat Star fans do not explain.
No.[-][=. =] [-] Atmospheric your brother-in-law.I wish you the atmosphere when you are three!I wish you a great day and wish you a great family!
No.[-] [Passing by] Are you sick upstairs?This is the quality of grape powder?Passers-by said to be fair, I love to eat grapes. ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ despise you!
No.[-][╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭][-] Momo. ╰( ̄ω ̄o) Grape fans have always opened the mad dog mode and see whoever is not pleasing to the eye, catch whoever bites, come and vote for our bat star silly mother Hug it!
No.[-] [Passing by] No. [-] Brother, I'm sorry, I have true love. [to fingers]
No.[-][[-]L] It doesn't matter, the true love of a good girl must be worth having. ╰( ̄ω ̄o)
No.[-] [Wei Young] As a true fan of the crazy family who witnessed the stupid grapes driving my crazy and stupid mother away, he has already become accustomed to my love of eating grapes, and this time he came out to provoke God A and the bat star The relationship between Gao Zhao and Sima Zhaozhi is well known.What the hell are you worthy of liking?Go home and play narcissism. Fucking bitch is hypocritical.
NO.[-] [Crazy Fan] Hahahahahahahahaha that I saw the reposted Weibo today and knew that someone was dead again. I have counted cramps, but I can’t even count them, and I still have the face to say what I love, I love you, and I am paralyzed!
No.[-] [Batman] Speaking of which, is Crazy and Silly Mama the pink adult who entered the circle with her real boyfriend and got robbed in the end?
No.[-] [Batman silly mother, I am your fan of the brain and have always been! ! ! ] Group photo in the front row! ! !
No.[-] [Wei Young] Back to Batman, what you are talking about is my crazy and stupid mother.Being entangled by such a superb, your God A is so fucking disgusting this time.
No. [-] [――] Even if you are crazy, you can't look down on men. What's wrong with my silly mother of Putao, who is so charming? !
No.[-][==] I just heard about this post.Crazy fans can't help bubbling.I love to eat grapes. I do too many things. Don’t think that after a long time, all the old people will disappear. You have the guts to hook up with men. Why don’t you have the guts to be responsible for others?Where is Mo Shishi now? Can you say it out loud?
No.[-][=. =] Mad Dog is back?
No.[-] [Crazy Fan] If you say a dog is a dog, what can it be that has bitten each other with a dog? ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
No. [-] [Wei Young] Our lunatic and my love to eat grapes has always been true love, don't you know [-] brother?
No.[-][==] If you want to talk about my love of grapes and the relationship between Mad Ye and Mo Shishi back then, that would be called blood.Crazy also said that it is simple, but it is called stupid. I love grapes. From the very beginning, I was thinking about his family, Mo Shisi Leng. I didn’t see it, and I had a heart and soul with others. I didn’t know until I was poached. How? There are so many gossips in the online distribution circle.
No.[-][=. =] So we are discussing how to kill the white lotus bitch, Brother [-].
No.[-][==]Hehe, isn't Bai Lianhua your crazy and stupid mother, isn't it just breaking up? I haven't seen a man before. It's really disgusting to insist on clinging to one.
No.[-] [Crazy Fan] Don’t talk too much, post the chat history, let’s feel it together.
On the [-]th floor, a few QQ chat records from three years ago were posted, but anyone with a little IQ can tell that I love grapes to seduce people first.
Grape fans didn't seem to expect that after so many years, the chat records from that year would still be kept, and they panicked for a moment, and started to swear all kinds of swear words.
But they completely miss one point.
If it is discussed in the middle circle who has the most classic national curse, then everyone will shout the same name.
Bat, bat, man! ! !
Yes.
Beat up is Batman.
Cursing people in his posts, isn't that killing people?
As a separatist, you must be innocent when you are innocent, and you must be convulsed when you are convulsed.
So while Cheng Ba was playing the role of the Madonna White Lotus, all the countries cursed him.
For a while, swear words and warm words flew together, and the sarcasm was dignified.
On Weibo, he said tearfully that he really didn't expect this incident to become a big deal and advised me that I love to eat grapes and stop going on like this.
In the forum, he used one enemy to a hundred to unite all the grape blacks to scold the flustered grape fans speechlessly.
The flames of war have gradually changed from pinching God A and bat star Gao Zhao to denouncing my love of grapes. From the time when Mad Ye's fans took out the chat records of the year, all kinds of superb things have been dug up and put in evidence one by one. in the post.
Maybe he did a superb thing, people came and went in the circle, the old and the new alternated, and no one would mention it after a period of time.
Then he did another one, and it was the same after that.
However, it is impossible that there is no old man in this circle.
One day, someone finally opened this simple [-] building, so I was completely put in a rather unfavorable position.
At this time, someone exposed a piece of audio in the post.
No. [-] [Mr. Truth] I won’t say much, the last audio, website: www.xxoopan.com/[-] I use a proxy, so I don’t need to look for the red coat to check the IP.Not the so-called envoy of justice. Back then, I also liked to eat grapes and pinched Bat Star Gaozhao, but
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