[Network] Bats also want to fall in love

The internal group of the Knight Theater Troupe was discussing about tomorrow's online gathering, and Cheng Ba was unlucky enough to have no chance to meet the god, so he could only squat in front of the computer and watch the screen silently.

There are quite a lot of people who went to this online gathering.

The Knight Troupe is an old club with a long history in the middle of the circle, and the internal personnel are basically people of the purple-red level. This time, the face-to-face lineup can be described as very strong.

Let’s not talk about the gods, the boss of the knight theater troupe, the Dark Lord, the CV Seven Stars, the later silent, the CV not returning, Bai Yujun who broke the CV, the director Baajiang, the artist Pupujun, the promotion Kakajiang, the big hand screenwriter Fengguo Leaving marks, soy sauce artist (ace painter of a certain publishing house) Yu Jin, plus a poison that everyone is optimistic about, and there are six or seven purples, and four or five people from other clubs that have a good relationship with the Knights Theater Troupe came to make soy sauce.

Seeing the excitement of their discussions in the group, Cheng Fu almost collapsed.

Damn, I really want to go there.

Looking at it again, it was too cruel, Cheng Ba turned off the computer.

After leaving Two-dimensional, there was basically nothing to do. After lying on the table for a while, Cheng Ba decided to get up and clean the house.

Although the bedroom, which was his main activity place, was fairly clean, the floor and furniture in the living room had long been covered with a layer of dust, and there were piles of sheets and quilts in the bathroom.

It is impossible to clean the living room, but he is about to use up the sheets at home, so throw them away if you can't use them.

Let's get up and wash up.

After making the decision, Cheng Ba flapped his wings and tore off the sheets on the bed, dragging them all the way into the bathroom.

Just as he was trying to drag the flannel sheets, which were a bit heavy for him, into the washing machine, the home phone rang without warning.

Throwing aside the sheets dragged by his paws, Cheng Ba entered the living room, turned over the microphone with his paws and dragged it to the table: "Hello?"

"Little Bat!"

The voice from the microphone made Cheng Ba's small body tremble.

This voice, beating is this voice! ! ! QAQ

Let him think about it day and night! ! ! QAQ

"Father! QAQ" He felt that he should thank God for being able to hear his father's voice again in his lifetime.Tears.

When was the last time you called back, the year he graduated from college at the age of [-]? _(:３ゝ∠)_

So cruel.

The father of the Cheng family has a very strange name - Cheng Tianran.As for what is natural about him, you can summarize it through the following dialogue.

"Little bat! QAQ" Hearing Cheng Ba's choked up voice, Cheng Tianran seemed very excited.

"Dad! QAQ"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone!"

"Dad! QAQ"

"Woooooo!"

"It's good that you know! QAQ"

"..." Cheng Tianran was choked, and he said persuasively, "Little bat, don't you think you should comfort Papa and say it's okay?" Even if it's hypocritical. QAQ

"Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter, Dad. QAQ"

"..."

"Dad, let's not talk about anything else, it's a big deal, did you make it?!!! QAQ"

"Needless to say, I already know, son, it's Papa who is sorry for you!!! QAQ"

"You say it a second time and I won't comfort you against my will, Dad!"

Cheng Tianran: (‘”‘) Dead boy.

"Son, you don't have to be too scared about this. Alas... Actually, Papa knew that this day would come, but he didn't know it would come so soon."

Um? ! ! (⊙_⊙)

What the fuck does that mean? Why do I have a bad feeling? !Is he actually a bat? !Batman? !Oh leak! ! !Ya butterfly! ! !

"Actually..." Cheng Tianran hesitated to speak.

"Father, you should say it quickly!!!" Fuck it, it's so urgent! ! ! (>﹏<.)~

"Actually, it's normal for you to turn into a bat."

Normal ghost, how could human beings turn into bats normally? Dad, are you crazy? After wandering abroad for so many years, the precipice has ruined your brain. ! ! o(≧mouth≦)o

"Oh...it's a long story."

"I have to say it, dad, you should say it, don't sigh there, okay!!! QAQ"

"actually……"

"What?"

"actually……"

The father of the Cheng family seemed to be looking for words hesitatingly, and Cheng Ba felt as if something was grasping at him.

talk!

You say ah ah ah -! ! !

After nearly 5 minutes of silence, Cheng Tianran finally spoke.

"Actually, I don't know what to say."

I'm sooooooooooooo...

Dad, you actually came out to make trouble, right? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Little Bat, let Papa tell you this, I haven't come home all these years, do you know why?"

"Why don't you miss Shu in a foreign country. _(: ３ゝ∠)_"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

(“”﹑) It’s impossible not to blame you.

Who would leave their son at home and not come back once in more than ten years except for quite "occasional" phone calls?

But it's not so much a blame, it's actually more a desire for fatherly love. After all, he grows up like this and doesn't even have a friend. One of his family members went to heaven and the other went abroad. It's too bad if he doesn't feel anything at all. I'm out of breath. Hey.

"Dad."

"woo woo woo woo……"

"(﹁"﹁)do not Cry. "

"Woooooooooooo!!!"

"Papa, I'm sorry, but I don't blame you at all. I know you must have difficulties."

"Little Bat!!!"

"Papa!!!"

"Ohh Ohh ohh!!!"

I'm going... why are you crying even louder? (""")

Father Cheng cried for nearly ten minutes, while Cheng Ba squatted on the table and drew circles with his toes.

Until the phone was taken by another person.

"Hello."

!!!

This is a bit icy and very nice voice! ! !

After being in the middle of the circle for a long time, Cheng Ba is very sensitive to sound, and his first reaction is that this person's voice is [-] times better than any professional voice actor! ! !

Although it can't be compared with his master. ╮(￣▽￣")╭

"Is that Cheng Ba? I'm Ezio—"

"Ai? Ai what?"

"It's your father's lover."

"Bridge bean sack, Ai what?"

"I just said that your father hasn't been back all these years—"

"What the hell?!!!" Cheng Ba's eyes widened, "Lianlianlianlian—lover?!!!"

"..." On the other end of the phone, the man named Ezio looked up at the crying man lying on the back of the sofa beside him, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Is the reflex arc too long or something, can it be hereditary?

"Yes, your father and I are together now."

"..."

"I know it's hard for you to accept—"

"Great!!!"

"..."

"I'm still thinking about how to explain my sexuality to my dad, so it seems—ah ha ha ha ha!!!" Isn't this solved? ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Yoho～（＾U＾）ノ～

I am so happy today~ ah~ our common people~ surname~

"Cough," Ezio coughed lightly, he didn't know the other person's expression through the phone, but in fact, at this moment, someone is expressionless, even though there are already... thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, "so , let me explain to you clearly."

"What are you talking about?" ← Cheng, who was thinking about finding a time to come out since this is the case, and has even reached the step of masturbating to meet the parents with the master, seems to have a longer reflex arc.

"...Tell me about your current situation."

"!!!" Damn it, how could I forget about this! ! ! (…………)

"The reason why your father hasn't been back for more than ten years is because 16 years ago, when he came to the United States for a visit, the hotel where he stayed was attacked by terrorism and a big explosion occurred."

"……what?"

"Everyone in the hotel was spared at the time."

"..." Cheng Ba shuddered.Is this the rhythm of changing to a horror novel...QAQ

"Except your father."

"!!!" Day, you finished speaking in one breath, gasping for breath or something!

"Do you know?" Ezio paused, "There is a very magical race in this world. You should know that the vampires are deified by later generations."

"...a sack of bridge beans."

Ezio stopped.

"Ai...what's the matter with Ai?"

"... Ezio."

"Oh. Ezio, I have a question for you. Are you an adult?"

"……Um."

Cheng Ba breathed a sigh of relief.

not bad.

Hearing what he said, I thought his father was dating an underage second-year middle school student whose brain waves were not in line with normal people. (……You have too much brains, hey)

"There are some special cases in the vampire family. They are the children of vampires and humans in very early times. In the development of the times, they have continued because of their very strong vitality. Although they are constantly mating with humans In the process of this kind of blood has been very scarce, but even if there is only a drop of vampire blood in the body, there is still a day of awakening. Before awakening, it will live in the form of a normal person, and will live, age, sick and die like ordinary humans. Until The moment of death, whether it is a natural death or an accident, the vampire blood in their body will awaken and then transform into another form of vampire."

"What... what form?"

"bat."

Cheng Ba's pomegranate red eyes widened, staring at the phone receiver in his arms.

"Your father was turned into a bat in that explosion 16 years ago. Outside forces couldn't kill the descendants of vampires, so he survived."

"..."

"So, when you become a bat, you can recall whether you have had this experience."

"Car... car accident?"

"Has there been a car accident before that? I think if you investigate, you will find that your car accident will be regarded as a supernatural event."

Cheng Ba pursed his lips.

After the car accident, he really didn't check these carefully.

After all, countless traffic accidents happen every day in this world, and he doesn't think his accident will be recorded.

He even thought that the car accident might have been his own fantasy, after all, he is alive and well now—although he has turned into a bat.

"Can you wait for me a moment?"

"Ah."

Cheng Ba put the phone on the table, flew back to the bedroom, and turned on the computer.

Entered the three keywords of S city, car accident, and supernatural into the search engine, and in a bunch of search results, Cheng Bat saw such a title—car accident and supernatural event, the young man who was knocked to the ground disappeared mysteriously .

According to the perpetrators and witnesses, the person who was hit by the car disappeared suddenly, but the surveillance camera at the intersection failed at the moment of the accident and did not take pictures of the scene until the maintenance personnel went to repair it but did not The fault was found, but the camera did not work.

This is indeed a very supernatural thing, but there are many supernatural things in the world, and only three media reported this thing on the Internet and let it go.

Cheng Ba put down the mouse after reading the news, and suddenly burst into tears.

Paralyzed, don't tell him what kind of vampire he really is.

It sounds pretty cool, but what the hell, he just wants to be of the same race as the Great God——! ! ! o(≧mouth≦)o

28

Cheng Ba lost the mouse and staggered back to the living room, and flew towards the phone microphone.

"Hello? Ai, Ai..." What the hell is going on with Ai! ! !Why is the name so secondary? Hey! ! !

"...Ezio..."

"Yes! Ezio said a lot about Wo Wowo, can Wo turn back into a human? QAQ" If he is always a bat in the future, he really wants to kill him head-on. QAQ

"Human form?"

"...Let's put it this way." (""")

"can."

"steamed?!!!"

"Yes, your father has successfully transformed from a bat into a human form five years ago."

……

five years ago……

Should he be happy to paralyze him?

Stand up with open arms and look up and say "Hallelujah"?

If his dad turned into a bat 16 years ago, then...

Cheng Ba covered his face and ran away in tears.

Damn, this cliff is not real! ! !

"Does it take me more than ten years to become a human?!!!"

If you dare to say "yes", I will - I will - I can only accept my fate. ┭┮﹏┭┮

"In human form, not people."

I know I'm not human anymore, please don't just remind me of this, okay? ┭┮﹏┭┮ You are really good at poking other people's sore spots. QAQ

"Little bat, it's okay," Papa immediately ran out to comfort him, "The life of a vampire is endless, so it doesn't matter ten or twenty years, there is still a long time in the future, and one day it will turn back into a human .”

"Dad!!! QAQ" Dad, what do you know! ! ! QAQ said that ten or twenty years is fine, do you think this is some kind of comfort? !By that time, my great master would have been with someone else long ago and it would have nothing to do with me ahhhhhhhhh—! ! !Your son is the only thing I have thought about in my life, how can it be like this! ! ! o (≥ mouth ≤) o

No way! ! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Ezio continued: "When your father became a bat 16 years ago, he registered with the Blood Race Research Institute in the United States. This organization is a very secret organization in the United States. Only a few people except the blood-sucking nobles know about it. To do an experiment, you need unawakened descendants of vampires as test subjects, so I sent two important officials to China to find you, but because I couldn't find you, I contacted your father."

"So after unremitting efforts, Papa finally remembered the account number and password of the mailbox and saw your email. Fortunately, you know that Papa is a forgetful person, so you left me your home phone number below. QAQ"

(""")

Do you still have the nerve to say this? (""")

Or are you expecting me to compliment you? (""") No, this is not just a complaint, it is entirely possible with his father's brain circuit.

"But now that you've turned into a bat, Papa at the research center will tell them."

"Then what should I do now?" ┭┮﹏┭┮

"Don't worry, son, as long as you work hard, you will definitely become a human. Although Papa is the parent, you can't go back to take care of you, but Papa has found you a very powerful big shot. With his help, Papa believes that you will be very fast, son. Passed the bat period!"

"Really?(""")"

"Why the suspicious tone? Papa is so sad! QAQ"

"..."

"Son, the person Papa will find for you must be a very powerful person. He will teach you how to transform into a human form! You have to trust Papa!"

"It's because it's the person you're looking for, Dad, so it makes people feel very worried. (""")"

"Little Bat!!! QAQ How can you say such things!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Don't cry, pretend I didn't say anything. QAQ"

"I have already told the adult the address of my home, and he will arrive probably tomorrow. Little Bat, call Papa if you have something to do. Since you have also become a bat, Papa doesn't need to avoid you, wait until I have time I'll go back to see you with Ezio!!!"

"Forget it, I don't expect much from you, Dad. _(:３ゝ∠)_"

"Woooooo, son, are you blaming me? QAQ"

"How can you be willing. After my mother left, you have been pulling me up alone. Now that you finally have a significant other, you should cherish this happy time. You don't have to worry about my affairs. Wait for me After becoming a human, I will go to the United States to find you." Become a human and go to the United States to bring my great god to meet you! ! !

"son!!!"

"Papa!!!"

"Papa is so touched! QAQ"

"Who made you my only family member! No matter how unreliable you are, you are still my father! QAQ"

"Son——!!!"

"Papa——!!!"

Ezio: "..." Enough is enough. (""")

With a "click", the phone was hung up without warning.

Cheng Ba was crying and snot, and the crying followed his father's rhythm to the climax when he heard a "beep" sound from the microphone, so he was stunned.

That's called Ai... Ai or something...

Did you make it?

Once upon a time, there was a man whose voice was cold, and his person was also cold, and in the end he died of cold. (""")

Rolling from the table into the sofa, wiping tears on the sofa cushion, Cheng Ba sniffed, and flew into the bathroom to wash the sheets.

Since someone will come tomorrow, the living room needs to be cleaned up a bit.

Although it is a dead house in essence, it is rare for someone to come to the house, so we can't let them see the joke.

And his days of loneliness are finally over. QAQ

He wants a roommate! ! ! QAQ

According to his father, that person is either a vampire, or an important member of that organization. In short, he knows the truth. It is a good thing for him who can do nothing now to have such a person appear. , Be sure to tidy up the house and welcome others.

After dragging the sheets into the washing machine and plugging it in, Cheng Ba spent a lot of effort to move the vacuum cleaner in from the balcony.

The vacuum cleaner at home is the kind of smart vacuum cleaner that can work automatically. As a dead house, it is impossible to have no technology products for lazy people at home.

Throwing it into the living room, Cheng Ba went into the bathroom to get a wet towel, flapped his wings and wiped it back and forth at home.

It wasn't until noon the next day that Cheng Ba barely cleaned the house, and he was so tired that he collapsed on the bed.

When I was free, I still remembered the matter of Wangju.

In broad daylight, it was impossible to peep. The light outside was too strong. Just opening the curtains in the hot summer made him very uncomfortable as a bat.

He buried himself under the soft pillow, trying to make himself fall asleep, thinking that he would be fine if he slept through the day, and when the online party was over, it would be meaningless for him to struggle.

But until an hour later, he was still awake.

Sighing, Cheng Ba kicked the pillow away with one paw, and plopped onto the computer desk.

The computer was on, and Cheng Ba shook the mouse to remove the screen saver.

On the bottom right corner of the QQ icon, there is a headshot of Bugui jumping. Cheng Fu put the mouse on it. Not only Bugui, but Baejiang, Bai Yujun and the power leveling classmates all sent him messages.

The messages of Bae-chan and Bugui were sent by mobile phone QQ, ignoring the bragging of these two scumbag teammates, Cheng Ba replied a message to Bai Yujun and the power leveling classmate.

Mr. Baiyu, who has played badly: Are you there? (""")

Bai Yujun's message was sent more than ten minutes ago, and the color is his usual green font.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Huh?You didn't go to the web gathering?

After sending the message, QQ reminded that the other party was not online, so Cheng Ba closed the dialogue box and opened the dialogue box for the power leveling classmate.

Mensao Muran: Didn't you come to the online gathering?

Bat Star Gaozhao: Xiaoyou, miss me?Is this the rhythm of falling in love with me? o(*≥▽≤)ツ

Ten seconds later, the power leveling classmate replied to the message.

Mensao Muran: ...

Bat Star Gao Zhao: If you love me, stay with me, if you love me, kiss me, if you love me, praise me, if you love me, hug me. (づ￣[-]￣)づ～

Mensao Muran: Can you be normal one day?

Bat Star Gaozhao: Needless to say!Of course not! o(*￣▽￣＊)ゞ

Mensao Muran: (""")

Bat Star Gaozhao: Xiaoyou, is this the rhythm of not concealing the fact that he is a mother? (~￣▽￣～)

Mensao Muran: Get lost.

Bat Star Gaozhao: [Pushing glasses] Someone became angry from embarrassment.

Mensao Muran: ...

Mensao Muran: Wangju, why didn't you come?

Bat Star Gaozhao: I never said I would go. Could it be that you went to see me? ! ! (⊙o⊙)

Mensao Muran: Is it possible?

Bat Star Gaozhao: Since you have asked this, it must be impossible.

Mensao Muran: Yes.

Bat Star Gao Zhao: It really hurts my heart to promise so happily. ┭┮﹏┭┮

Mensao Muran: Idiot.

蝠星高照：（「”「）泥揍凯！！！我不爱你了！！！ＱＡＱ

Mensao Muran: I saw Andrew.

Bat Star Gaozhao:! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: My God! ! ! QAQ

Mensao Muran: Originally, I wanted to take a sneak shot of you, but it was too far away.

Bat Star Gaozhao: ...

Bat Star Gaozhao: Don't tell me you went there secretly...

Mensao Muran: Yes.

Bat Star Gaozhao:! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: Damn, what a chance to hook up and become an adulterer. Whether it’s a seven-star idiot, a poison idiot, or a 3P with two people, just get them drunk and get them home. The tangled process of building a foundation can be completely omitted. The great opportunity to go directly to the broad road of HE, you stupid, why did you just give up like this? ! ! !

Mensao Muran: ...

Bat Star Gaozhao: Let me tell you what you are good at! (╯｀□′)╯(┻━┻

Bat Star Gao Zhao: Really worthy of the surname I gave you, Mensao! ! !

Mensao Muran: Get lost.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Tsundere bird, you!

Mensao Muran: ... I was wrong.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Just know! (""")

Mensao Muran: I shouldn't have sent you a message.

Bat Star Gaozhao: ...

I'm so crazy!Good medicine is bitter to the sick, loyal words are bad to the ear, and good to the deed. I am trying to catch up with you, you idiot who doesn’t know how to be grateful! ! ! (╯｀□′)╯(┻━┻

Before Cheng Fu replied the message, Power Leveler quit QQ decisively.

finally...

Finally, he was able to win back a victory in front of this guy! ! ! [sorry]

All of a sudden, his depressed mood just now improved a lot. (Power leveling idiot, you are infected...)

He raised his eyes and looked at the group of people who were several tables away, and his eyes fell on the two people who were talking together with their heads down. He exhaled and raised his hand to greet the waiter.

"Trouble, checkout."

Jealousy or something.

In fact, it should not have existed many years ago, and there is no stand.

So I can only watch here secretly.

29

The power leveling students are in a much better mood, but Cheng Fu is depressed.

After waiting for a long time to send back the counterattack, there was no reply. When he saw the QQ prompt that the other party had gone offline, Cheng Ba suddenly became ill.

Damn! QQ

Before going offline, let me say something, you brat who doesn't have (hen) manners (ji) appearance (zhi)!

I will never play with you again! ! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮ (Obviously just playing with him)

Having nothing to do, Cheng Fu dug out the script of "Assault on the Police", planning to finish the matter at hand before the person his father said came so that he would not have time to record later.

The drama "Assault on the Police" only had one episode, 30 minutes. Although Cheng Fu was the main character, he calmed down and recorded for two hours, and the dry sound was almost recorded.I have done post-processing before and know that the post-production is not easy, Cheng Bat is free to plan to cut some interrupted blanks in the recorded dry sound, the noise when clicking the mouse, etc., and then pack it and send it to the post-production girl.

When I was doing it, QQ rang, and it turned out to be Huanhua, the planning girl of the drama "Assault on the Police".

Huanhua is convulsing: Bat star silly mother ~ is there? [to finger]

Bat Star Gaozhao: Here! o(*≥▽≤)ツ

Huanhua is having a convulsion: [points to finger] Well, Bat Star Silly Mom, there is something I want to discuss with you.

Cheng Ba cut out the last bit of audio, packed it and uploaded it to the QQ transfer station, and opened the dialog box.

Bat Star Gaozhao: I was busy just now, what's the matter? o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ

Huanhua is convulsing: [points to finger] Well, the thing is like this, you haven't handed in your dry voice yet, right?

Bat Star Gaozhao: It has been recorded and is about to be handed over to the post-production girl. O(*≥▽≤)ツ

Huanhua is convulsing: this...uh~~-______-"

Bat Star Gaozhao:? ?

Huanhua is convulsing: Bat star silly mother, I'm sorry, that...

Bat Star Gaozhao: What?

Seeing the other party hesitating, Cheng Ba had a bad feeling.

Damn, don't tell him that the crew is going to take him down, he has already suffered a lot today. (""")

Huanhua is convulsing: Well, silly mother bat star, we may have to change roles in this drama...

……

!!!

Sure enough, as an animal (have you accepted your fate), your sixth sense is really keen! ! ! (""")

Bat Star Gaozhao: So you mean to replace me?

Huanhua is convulsing: [points to finger] I'm sorry, silly mother bat star. QAQ

Bat star shines brightly: ("" ")

Huanhua is convulsing: I'm sorry. ┭┮﹏┭┮ It's all my fault, mother of Bat Star, please scold me.

Bat star shines brightly: ("" ")

Huanhua is convulsing: QAQ I'm sorry! <(___)>

Bat Star Gao Zhao: ("" ") I love grapes?

Huanhua is convulsing: ah?

Huanhua is convulsing: what are you talking about, silly mother?

Bat Star Gaozhao: I see. (""")

Huanhua is convulsing: No, no, no, no...QAQ

Bat Star Gaozhao: Has he delivered his dry voice?

Huanhua is convulsing: Putao silly mother is a bit busy, so...

Bat Star Gaozhao: But my dry voice has already been recorded.

Huanhua is convulsing: QAQ

Huanhua is convulsing: Batstar silly mom, I'm sorry, it's my fault and I will make it up to you. QQ

Bat Star Gaozhao: I'll leave first.

Huanhua is convulsing: good silly mother, you go first. QQ

Cheng Ba minimized the chat window, clicked on QQ, and scanned the people in his friends column from beginning to end.

I love to eat grapes. As Zihong is a very famous person in the middle of the circle, he is better than any of the big and small gods who have worked with him.

The other party didn't match his horoscope, and Cheng Fu himself didn't intend to have anything to do with my love of grapes. If this happened in the past, he might have laughed it off, but today he was in a very bad mood when he couldn't meet Ji. When you are in a bad mood, you still come to find fault with him. Isn't this the rhythm of death? (""")

What's more, he likes this drama very much. From the very beginning, he took this drama into the group and met I love grapes, so he didn't intend to back down on this drama.

He looked at his friend list, and Bai Yujun's profile picture suddenly lit up.

Two seconds later, the other party sent a message, replying to his message just now.

Mr. Baiyu who played badly: Well, I didn't go.

Bat Star Gaozhao: It’s rare to get together online, didn’t you agree to go?

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: I am not happy to go, you have an opinion. O(￣ヘ￣o#)

Bat Star Gaozhao: Hehe.

Bat Star Gaozhao: If you don’t go, why don’t you go? I didn’t go, so what’s the point of going without me?

Baiyu-kun who has played badly: (""") Get out.

Bat Star Gaozhao: I'm leaving. (～o￣▽￣)～o. . . o～(_△_o～)～. . .

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Get back!

Bat Star Gao Zhao: Yes, Bai Yu silly mother, I'm getting back. (～o￣▽￣)～o. . . o～(_△_o～)～. . .

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: ...

Bat Star Gao Zhao: o(*￣▽￣*)ゞDear Baiyu silly mother, I have something to discuss with you.

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: What?

Bat Star Gaozhao: Didn’t I accept a drama?

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Sweet Lemon's "Assault on the Police"?

Bat Star Shine: (￣ー￣(￣￣(￣ー￣(￣ー￣(￣￣￣(￣￣￣(￣￣￣)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Are you cooperating with that bitch who loves grapes again?

Bat Star Gao Zhao: [serious face] I have to admit that you and Bu Gui are indeed friends you met when you were naked.

Bai Yu-kun who has played badly: (「”」)

Bat Star Gaozhao: The thing is like this.

Cheng Fu told BLABLA what he planned to tell him just now.

Bai Yu-kun who has played badly: Day. I have tolerated him for a long time in the crew of "Cannon Fodder", and he is such a fucking moth.You idiot, it's okay to cooperate with him, the legendary pig teammate.

Bat Star Gao Zhao: ┭┮﹏┭┮I don’t want to either, but didn’t I think it didn’t matter at the beginning.

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Does it matter now?

Bat Star Gaozhao: What do you think of being directly slapped with shame? QQ

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: deserves it!

Bat Star Gao Zhao: I am not happy if you don't love me! [thump and cry]

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: die.The protagonists of this drama have approached me before, but I didn’t accept it, so just wait for me and ask for it.

Bat Star Gao Zhao: Bai Yu Silly Mom, you have absolutely true love for me. (☆▽☆)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Get lost.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Hug your thighs if you get swollen. (☆▽☆)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: I am in a bad mood, don't bother me.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Because of Internet gatherings?

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: ...

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: You f*ck get lost! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: Who will love you after I die. QQ

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: ...

Bat Star Gaozhao: I'm in a bad mood recently, have you lost your relationship?

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Get lost! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: (""") I guessed it right.

Bai Yujun did not reply.

Bat Star Gaozhao: [Patting shoulders] My dear, if no one wants you, I will take care of you in the future, don't worry, a good gay friend is a lifetime thing.

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: I bought a watch last year. No one wants you. No one wants you. No one wants me. Can no one want it? Go play you! ! !

Fuck. _(:з)∠)_

I know you're a victim, but there's no need to use such adjectives, Bai Yu silly mother. _(:з)∠)_

Three minutes later, Mr. Baiyu sent a message.

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: It's done.The bitch just needs to be cleaned up, so stay away from him in the future.

Bat Star Gaozhao: Got it. (○'3′○)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Sell your sister's cuteness!

Bat Star Gaozhao: Are you jealous that I am naturally cute? (○'3′○)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: ...

Baiyu-kun who has played badly: every day, every day! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: Okay, I'll take a bath and wait for you on the bed. [Blowing Kiss](*￣3￣)╭Remember to get your little chrysanthemum ready.

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: The bat star shines brightly.

Bat Star Gaozhao: I am here, I have always been here! ! ! (☆▽☆)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: How far away are you? How far will you die for me——! ! !

Bat Star Gaozhao: It's awkward to accept. (○'3′○)

Bat Star Gao Zhao: Ah!My dear power leveling idiot is here, I won't play with you anymore! (○'3′○)

Mr. Baiyu who has played badly: Get out of here! ! !

Just get lost, my power leveling idiot is much cuter than you. (○'3′○)←Completely forgot about someone who swore a few hours ago that he would never play with his power leveling classmates again.

Just when he was about to molest his power leveling classmate, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Cheng Ba bounced off the table directly.

Come on come on come on - come on! ! !

His savior! ! ! QQ

About to save him in dire straits——! ! ! QQ

The person who will become his hands, his feet, and everything in the future! ! ! QAQ (Are you sure you're not describing your significant other?)

The man who punched was——

He rushed to the door, stuck to the doorknob and opened the door forcefully, Cheng Ba squatted on the doorknob, watching in shock a snow-white Samoyed came in from the door... …

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Papa...

Please tell me, it must be the wrong way for me to open the door. ┭┮﹏┭┮

Damn he a bat already