[Rebirth] Immortal Smuggler

Middle-grade crystal jade is not rare in the fairy world, and considering that he will continue to stay in the fairy world, Xiao Yi will naturally not have trouble with money.

The young man looked at Xiao Yi and nodded, his eyes became bright immediately, and quickly took ten pieces of middle-grade crystal jade towards the table. The young man didn't even look at Xu Seyuan, and said in a low voice, "I, I'm going first , I will come again next time."

Before Xiao Yi could say anything, the boy disappeared into the room like a gust of wind, leaving only Xiao Yi and Xu Seyuan staring at each other.

What Xiao Yi thinks, Xu Seyuan doesn't know, he only has one thought in his mind at this moment, am I being demolished by crossing the river?

change

The Playboy that Lin Tinghai wants is not difficult to buy. Although the magazine is not sold in China on the bright side, as long as you go online, everything can be solved.The problem Xiao Yi faced was, how could he know which Playboy had content that Lin Tinghai liked in it? He couldn't buy back all the Playboys released in recent years, so he had to look through them one by one.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi had no choice but to continue looking for the store that sold adult products. Judging from the store owner's expression when he stuffed him with this magazine, he should be very familiar with these things.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi once again appeared in the shop that he had visited several times.Seeing that Old Wang, who was guarding the store, had a habitual expression of pity on his face when he saw him, Xiao Yi hurriedly said, "The medicine last time was very effective. I have other things this time."

The pity on Old Wang's face disappeared and turned into curiosity, "What's the matter?".

Xiao Yi took a deep breath, quickly took out a coloring page from his bag, and said very quickly, "I want to ask, which magazine still has photos like this?" This colored page is exactly the one that Lin Tinghai likes. Since Lin Tinghai and Xu Seyuan refused to let Xiao Yi take away the entire Playboy, Xiao Yi had no choice but to separate this page. tear off.

Old Wang's gaze followed Xiao Yi to the coloring page, and after he saw the content clearly, he looked at Xiao Yi with even more pity.

"You like this kind?" Old Wang said in a strange tone.

Xiao Yi explained in vain, "It's not me, it's my friend."

Old Wang sighed deeply, looked at Xiao Yi with a compassionate expression for a moment, then turned around and took out a magazine from under the counter and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"Here, this should be the style your friend likes." Lao Wang specially emphasized the pronunciation of the word "friend".

The huge black letters of "SM&Queen's Garden" came into Xiao Yi's eyes, Xiao Yi said, "..."

Holding the mentality of breaking the pot, Xiao Yi tried his best to pretend to be indifferent, took the magazine, paid the money and left quickly.Just facing the hesitant eyes of Old Wang behind him, Xiao Yi's steps seemed to be running away.

It wasn't until Xiao Yi's figure disappeared that Lao Wang looked away. He thought this young man was recovering from his illness, but he didn't expect that he became hard because of this kind of stimulation. This is even more pitiful.

After leaving the store, Xiao Yi quickly stuffed the magazine in his hand into his bag, he didn't want to be seen by others.When he was hesitating whether to go back to the fairy world or stay in the human world for a night, Bai Qi's phone call came in.

"Hey, where are you, Xiao Yi? I heard from the aunt next door that she saw you back?"

Now there is no need to choose, Xiao Yi said bluntly, "I'm near the art school, do you want to come out to have barbecue together, it's the restaurant we often go to."

"Barbecue? Wait for me, I'll be right there." A restaurant that Xiao Yi and Bai Qi used to go to is nearby. Because of the exclusive sauce prepared by the store, it is very famous among the surrounding schools. The business is so good that it is unbelievable, no matter whether it is winter or summer, the inside is full.Fortunately, it's summer vacation now, most of the students have gone home, when Xiao Yi rushed over, he didn't have to wait long to get a seat.After ordering some grilled skewers that the two of them often ate, Xiao Yi ordered two bottles of beer and waited patiently for Bai Qi.

"Xiao Yi!" Bai Qi arrived not at all slow, Xiao Yi waved at him, and watched Bai Qi trotting over with a smile on his face.

"Where have you been these days? The phone has been disconnected." Before Bai Qi sat down, he complained repeatedly.

Xiao Yi smiled and said nothing, he was in the fairy world, and he left his mobile phone at home.Fortunately, Bai just complained casually, and didn't mean to ask the bottom line.After sitting down next to Xiao Yi, Bai Qi took a big sip of the beer in front of him and said with a satisfied face, "It's better to have a bottle of cold beer in this kind of horrible weather."

Xiao Yi nodded, it was to cater to Bai Qi.

Bai Qi drank a few more sips before putting down the bottle of wine in his hand and looking at Xiao Yi, "Xiao Yi, what are your plans after school starts?"

"Intend?"

Bai Qi nodded, "You will be a senior at the beginning of school, and you don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so you should consider the internship." Speaking of which, Bai Qi and Xiao Yi are the same age, but because Xiao Yi's adoptive parents passed away, he is the only one left Because of this, Bai Qi didn't know when he developed the habit of taking care of Xiao Yi.Having known each other for many years, Bai Qi knows Xiao Yi's temperament well. Xiao Yi likes a simple and quiet life, coupled with no financial pressure, Xiao Yi has very little awareness of work.He felt that if he didn't remind Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi would definitely not have the idea of ​​practicing.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yi shook his head, "I don't plan to practice anymore."

"why?"

Life in the fairy world still doesn't know what will happen in the future, Xiao Yi doesn't want to involve Bai Qi for the time being, he just explained vaguely, "Anyway, I'm graduating and I don't plan to work, you know, if there is an order, I will accept it. It’s good to just rest, it’s fine, it doesn’t really affect me if I don’t do an internship.” Xiao Yi’s major is software design, and he had mentioned to Bai Qi about his post-graduation plans before, although Bai Qi felt that Xiao Yi’s life was too much for him. He was autistic, but seeing Xiao Yi's resolute attitude, he had no choice but to give up this topic and start another one.

The two ate this meal for a long time, and in the end Bai Qi was already drunk and passed out, and only Xiao Yi remained sober.Xiao Yi finally sent Bai Qi back. After declining Bai Wei's proposal to let him stay for the night, Xiao Yi went out to find a corner where no one was around, and returned directly to the Immortal World.

A strong fairy air came to his nostrils, and Xiao Yi's drunkenness eased a lot.The passage of time in the fairy world was the same as that in the human world, and it was night at this time. Xiao Yi didn't feel sleepy for a while, and sat quietly under the tree in the courtyard with his brewed tea.Bai Qi's words tonight made Xiao Yi think about the events of his previous life again. According to the trajectory of his previous life, in a few months, he will be found by the Xiao family and brought back to the fairyland.Although he didn't deliberately think about it these days, he actually understood that if the Xiao family really came to him, he had no right to refuse at all.Even if no one in the Xiao family actually wanted him to return to the fairyland, they had to take him back to the fairyland and make a gesture in order to show it to grandpa and outsiders.

Just like in the previous life, he was forced by the Xiao family to bring him back to the fairy world.It's ridiculous that the Xiao family's greatest patience is limited to this.After he returned to the fairyland, the Xiao family imprisoned him in the Xiao family mansion like a captive pet.At that time, Grandpa was busy collecting materials to refine the original pill, and he lived in the Xiao family for two months without knowing anything about the fairy world. Finally, before the successful refining of the original pill, he was full of doubts. Died at the bottom of the Lingxu River.

In the next life, Xiao Yi doesn't want to repeat the path of the previous life, whether it's being imprisoned in the Xiao's mansion by the Xiao family, or dying at the bottom of the Lingxu River in a daze.In fact, Xiao Yi has no interest in the identity of the Xiao family, including everything that this identity may bring. What Xiao Yi has always wanted is a peaceful and stable life.If he could make his own choice, Xiao Yi really didn't want to go back to the Xiao family. Let's not talk about whether the Origin Pill can reshape the immortality in his body. Immortal, why should he fight for the Xiao family's property with his outstanding brothers recognized by the fairy world, because of his status as the descendant and grandson of the Xiao family?If the Xiao family valued this, they would not have simply given up on him back then.

Because of this thought, after knowing that he could travel between the world of immortals at will, Xiao Yi didn't want to go to find his grandfather, stop him from sending the original fruit to Xiao's house, and kill everything at the source, but according to what he got in his previous life According to news, at this time, Grandpa is in the sea of ​​nothingness, and he has no chance of contacting Grandpa at all.

Xiao Yi sighed heavily. If the appearance of the Origin Fruit cannot be reversed, the only thing he can rely on to change his fate is that he came to the Immortal Realm earlier than the Xiao family expected. He has a few months to slowly understand Wonderland, and even make a few friends.I will no longer live here in a daze like "blind and deaf", knowing nothing, ignorant and pitiful.

In his last life, he died in a muddleheaded way, and in his next life, he is unwilling to die in a muddleheaded way again.

Various thoughts flashed through his mind, Xiao Yi shook his head, put his hand on his heart habitually, and was about to get up and go back to the room, when the next moment, Xiao Yi froze there.He suddenly opened his eyes wide, and lowered his head to look in the direction of his heart in disbelief.

Fairy

Wisps of immortal energy surrounded his heart, Xiao Yi stood in the courtyard blankly, and he actually felt the faint immortal energy at the birthmark of the Taiji diagram on his heart, how could this be possible?

Speaking of which, Xiao Yi read a lot of basic knowledge about the fairy world in the Moxiang Pavilion these days, and one of them focused on the role of the immortal grid.Immortals must have immortality in their bodies if they want to attract immortal energy into their bodies. The better the level of immortality, the faster they can absorb immortal energy and the higher their cultivation achievements.Without the immortal grid, the immortal energy cannot be absorbed by the body at all, and without the immortal energy, it is also impossible to perform immortal skills, so one cannot be regarded as an immortal.

In his last life until Xiao Yi's death, he was still a mortal. He didn't believe that there was such a big thing as immortality in his body. The Xiao family would make a mistake. So what is the matter with the immortal energy in his body now?

Xiao Yi stood blankly in the courtyard, various emotions flashed across his face, such as surprise, doubt, bewilderment, etc., and finally fixed as affirmation.He couldn't be mistaken, it was really immortal energy, he really felt the faint immortal energy in his body.Xiao Yi's right hand was pressed against his heart, and a warm breath overflowed, making him very comfortable. But besides this breath, there was another breath, which was the same as the one he breathed every day, which belonged to the fairy world.Xiao Yi could feel that this breath was very weak, but it was absorbed by the birthmark of the Taiji diagram on his heart little by little like a stream flowing into the sea, and then circulated around, and then a very small part flowed out and merged into his body.

Unspeakable complex emotions welled up in Xiao Yi's heart. Could it be that God felt sorry for him, so he compensated him little by little.First, he woke up and found that he was reborn in the past, and then he was able to travel freely between the world of immortals, and now there is immortal energy in his body.

Thoughts flashed by, Xiao Yi shook his head, it was not God's compensation, he had a faint feeling that all of this seemed to be related to the birthmark of the Taiji diagram on his heart.Xiao Yi didn't know when this birthmark appeared, it seemed that this birthmark had been there since he was reborn.At first, although he was surprised by the difference between his body and his previous life, and felt that this birthmark was very strange, but since it had no effect on his body, he didn't get to the bottom of it.Now his curiosity has been completely aroused. Could it be that there is something magical about this birthmark that he doesn't know about?

The Tai Chi diagram in his heart was still absorbing the immortal energy bit by bit while swallowing, most of the absorbed immortal energy remained in the Tai Chi diagram, only a small part overflowed into Xiao Yi's body.Xiao Yi's heart gradually became hot as the Taiji diagram was processed, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.He was treated as a waste by the Xiao family in his previous life, because he didn't have a fairy grid in his body and couldn't absorb the immortal energy to use it. But now he doesn't need the immortal grid, and he has the immortal energy in his body. Does it mean that he can also perform immortal skills? No longer is the existence of waste?Even he can have the ability to protect himself instead of entrusting his fate to the Xiao family?

This idea was too tempting, even though Xiao Yi had a flat temper, he couldn't help getting excited at this moment.

Fairy!Fairy!

Xiao Yi stared fieryly at his heart, and suddenly realized a problem, if he just relied on the birthmark on his heart to slowly absorb the immortal energy, he didn't know when he could have the power to protect himself , if there is any way to increase the immortal energy in the body, it would be great.Xiao Yi concentrated, thinking that the reason for the appearance of immortal energy in his body was because the birthmark of Taijitu was absorbing immortal energy. If the birthmark of Taijitu absorbed more immortal energy, would the immortal energy flowing into his body also increase?

The more Xiao Yi thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, but the most urgent thing was to find a way to experiment and see if his guess was right.

The whole night Xiao Yi was immersed in the excitement and tossed and turned unable to fall asleep. As soon as the day dawned, he got up and rushed towards the market.

After discovering the immortal energy in his body last night, Xiao Yi only thought about how to increase the immortal energy in his body.According to his conception, if the birthmark of Tai Chi on his heart absorbs more immortal energy, the immortal energy in his body will also increase accordingly.In this way, what Xiao Yi needs to solve is the absorption of immortal energy by the birthmark of the Taiji diagram on his chest, he needs to absorb as much immortal energy as possible.

For the immortals in the fairy world, there are no more than two ways to absorb immortal energy, practicing exercises and taking pills.If in the past, Xiao Yi did not have immortal energy in his body, exercises would be useless to him, and pills would only make him explode, but now that he has immortal energy in his body, Xiao Yi felt that no matter whether it was exercises or elixir, maybe he could try them all. give it a try.

With this in mind, Xiao Yi rushed all the way to the nearby market, and spent ten yuan of middle-grade crystal jade to buy a bottle of Qingling Pill. As for skills, although the market also sells them, even the lowest level of skills can be sold. The current Xiao Yi couldn't bear the price, so he had no choice but to temporarily give up the idea of ​​practicing exercises.

Without much delay, Xiao Yi quickly returned to his place of residence. After carefully checking the surrounding formations, Xiao Yi looked at the Qingling Pill in his hand.His expression became serious.

Qingling Pill is a kind of elixir used by the immortals in the fairy world to supplement the immortal energy. Because the materials are ordinary and the refining method is ordinary, the immortal energy contained in the Qingling Dan is very thin. It is mainly used by low-level immortals. One of the common pills.Although the Qingling Pill is ordinary in the eyes of ordinary immortals, for Xiao Yi, who had no immortal status in the past, it was an existence that could easily explode his body.Looking at the Qingling Pill in his hand, a trace of hesitation flashed in Xiao Yi's eyes.If his guess is right, everyone will be happy with the result, but if his guess is wrong, there will probably be no more Xiao Yi in this world.

The thought of hesitation was only for a moment, and Xiao Yi's eyes quickly became firm. He wanted to live in the fairy world, live like a person in the fairy world, and control his own destiny. He could only rely on himself.To put it bluntly, with his embarrassing status, once he returns to the Xiao family, he does not know how many crises and dangers he will encounter in the future. If he has been hesitant and timid as he is now, what is the use of his rebirth? significance.

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Yi made up his mind, and quickly swallowed the Qingling Pill in his hand.A strong immortal energy emanated from the elixir, and wherever it passed, there was no discomfort in the limbs and bones.Xiao Yi couldn't help but let out a low moan.The next moment, the Taijitu birthmark on his heart suddenly flashed a golden light very quickly, and then the Taijitu sucked up the immortal energy that had permeated his body like a whale sucking water.A moment later, a small stream of immortal energy overflowed from the Tai Chi diagram and dispersed in Xiao Yi's body.

Although this scene had been imagined countless times in his mind beforehand, Xiao Yi couldn't help bursting into a look of ecstasy when it really happened.His guess was not wrong, relying on the elixir can really increase the immortal energy in the body, although most of it will be absorbed by the birthmark of the Taiji diagram on the chest, but the result is much better than being a useless person.

Xiao Yi excitedly felt the process of the immortal energy in his body blending into the meridians, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.A completely different path from the previous life was presented in front of him, which made him want to shout a few times involuntarily.After wanton venting, Xiao Yi quickly realized another problem, whether it was practicing exercises or taking pills, he needed a lot of crystal jade, but he didn't have enough crystal jade at all right now.

No crystal jade?Xiao Yi thought to himself while talking to himself.When his eyes accidentally landed on the jade storage box containing the small blue pills, Xiao Yi only felt a flash of light flash through his mind, and a certain idea suddenly jumped out.Since he can travel freely and safely between the realms of immortals and immortals, wouldn't this be the best way to make money? You must know what else in this world can make more money than smuggling?

Think about it, he just sold Xu Seyuan a few small pills and a book of playboys to earn 200 yuan of middle-grade crystal jade. If he can expand the source of smuggled goods, wouldn't he be able to earn more.Compared with the extremely poor life in the fairy world, the human world has too many attractive things.Xiao Yi could simply imagine how attractive these things would be to the immortal, and how much crystal jade they would bring him. With crystal jade, exercises and elixirs would no longer be a problem.

The more Xiao Yi thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea. The only problem he faced now was that the items from the human world were not visible in the fairy world. Once it was verified by the inspectorate to use the items from the human world without permission, it would be a felony.Although Xiao Yi believes that there will always be some people who ignore the law of immortality either out of interests or certain needs, the typical example is Xu Seyuan, but Xiao Yi does not dare to be careless.The Inspection Office is a knife hanging over Xiao Yi's head all the time, he doesn't want to be caught by the Inspection Office and exiled to the sea of ​​nothingness, and of course he doesn't want to be thrown into reincarnation by the Inspection Office.

Xiao Yi couldn't help but think, if there was a way to make full use of his advantage of being able to travel between the worlds of immortals and immortals, and at the same time allow the things he smuggled to appear in the immortal world openly, that would be great.

false alarm

Xiao Yi was thinking hard about a big plan to make money, when a burst of green fluctuations suddenly flashed on the formation control panel, indicating that someone had touched the formation outside the house.Who is it?Xiao Yi frowned. If Xu Seyuan had followed his temperament, he would have yelled a long time ago, but now it's so quiet, could it be that Lin Tinghai came here by himself?

Xiao Yi thought of this, and was about to poke at the small hole on the control panel, when he suddenly thought that he now had immortal energy in his body, so he could use this to experience the effect of directly controlling the formation without the control panel.A thought flashed through him, and he carefully mobilized the few immortal qi in his body, gathered them with his fingertips, and tapped them into the void.A green light flashed, and Lin Tinghai's shrinking figure appeared in front of him.The experiment was successful, and the corners of Xiao Yi's mouth couldn't help but curl up, but this was already his limit.Xiao Yi didn't force it anymore, but poked the small hole in the upper left corner of the control panel, a green light spread out from the door, and after a while, Lin Tinghai appeared at the door with a timid expression.

"Brother Xiao."

Xiao Yi had just experimented with Lin Tinghai, and he was in the right mood at this moment, and welcomed him in with a smile on his face.

"Brother Lin is here to get the magazine?"

Lin Tinghai nodded quickly, then thought of something, then shook his head.

Xiao Yi couldn't understand, what does it mean to nod and shake his head?Lin Tinghai also seemed to feel that what he expressed was not clear, turned his head and looked at Xiao Yi timidly, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't say it, his beautiful face was full of guilt.

Xiao Yi was speechless, he always felt that his personality was autistic enough, but compared to Lin Tinghai's extremely shy and introverted personality, he was simply too lively, wasn't he?Xiao Yi really couldn't figure out what was going on in Lin Tinghai's mind. Seeing the other party's eyes drifting and falling on him, and his white fingers unconsciously mixed together, it was obvious that he was preoccupied, Xiao Yi had no choice but to sigh deeply. Taking a breath, he took the initiative to take out the magazine he brought back last night, and handed it to Lin Tinghai.

"Here, this is the magazine you want, Brother Lin."

Lin Tinghai's gaze was attracted by the magazine in Xiao Yi's hand, and he glanced hastily over the cover of the magazine, then quickly took it and stuffed it into his sleeve.The huge magazine was stuffed into Lin Tinghai's sleeve, but nothing could be seen. Xiao Yi guessed that the other party must have played tricks in his sleeves, and couldn't help being envious in his heart.

After putting away the magazine, Lin Tinghai seemed to have received spiritual support. He quickly glanced at Xiao Yi, took out dozens of pieces of middle-grade crystal jade and pushed them in front of Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi was puzzled, Lin Tinghai had already paid off the compensation for this magazine, what did he mean by making such a sudden announcement?

Lin Tinghai didn't even dare to look at Xiao Yi, he lowered his head and said courageously, "Brother Xiao, I'm sorry."

His words can be said to have no beginning or end, Xiao Yi was even more puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Lin Tinghai looked very ashamed, looked at Xiao Yi guiltily for a while, lowered his head and said nonchalantly, "Last night, I was flipping through a magazine in my room, when my little aunt broke in suddenly. I, I didn't have time Hide the magazine, be, be seen by her."

As soon as he finished speaking intermittently, Xiao Yi stood up abruptly.

"Did your aunt see it?"

If at first Xiao Yi didn't understand why Lin Tinghai looked at him with guilt and compensation, then now he has already guessed the reason.

Seen by Aunt Lin Tinghai = scolded = angered = accused = known by the inspection agency = he will run away immediately.

As a result, Xiao Yi was no longer in the mood to continue talking to Lin Tinghai, and immediately said quickly, "You go, the Inspection Office may come at any time, and I have to leave too."

"Inspection Bureau?" Lin Tinghai seemed unable to react for a while, and stared at Xiao Yi blankly, "Why did the Inspection Office come?"

Xiao Yi was speechless, "Didn't your aunt see it? Didn't she plan to report it to the Inspection Office? Didn't you come here to inform me of this?"

"Why did my aunt report to the inspectorate?" Lin Tinghai blinked, "My aunt asked me to buy something from you."

Xiao Yi, "..."

It turned out to be a false alarm, Xiao Yi heaved a sigh of relief, sat back in his chair, and then thought of something, "Then what did you say sorry to me just now?"

Lin Tinghai lowered his head in shame, and explained in a low voice, "My cousin ordered me not to let others know that I got these things from Brother Xiao, but last night my aunt threatened me and said, I'm really sorry Xiao Brother you."

Xiao Yi didn't expect this to be the reason. Seeing Lin Tinghai bowing his head as if he had done something wrong, he could only say generously, "It's fine, as long as you don't report to the Inspection Office."

"Really?" Lin Tinghai raised his head abruptly, "Brother Xiao, are you not angry?"

Xiao Yi said "Yes", Lin Tinghai expressed gratitude, "Brother Xiao, you are such a good person."

Xiao Yi, "..."

Now that there is no danger, Xiao Yi's attention has returned to business, there is no way, he is really short of crystal jade now.In addition, he was also curious, what Lin Tinghai's aunt wanted to buy, it wouldn't be another Playboy book.

After hearing Xiao Yi's question, Lin Tinghai's face turned red in an instant, he turned around coyly, and took out the playboy with curled hems from his sleeve, Lin Tinghai casually pointed at the girl on the cover, and clicked Point, "Auntie wants to buy this!"

Xiao Yi looked at the cover girl Lin Tinghai pointed at, and looked at him with a strange expression.Want to buy this?right?He had just decided to engage in smuggling, but he had no intention of engaging in human traffickers.Wait, if he heard correctly, this potential buyer is a woman, a woman wants to buy another woman, what is she going to do?

Perhaps Xiao Yi's expression was too weird, Lin Tinghai said hesitantly, "What? Is it hard to buy? It doesn't matter, my aunt is very rich, as long as she can buy it, she has no shortage of crystal jade."

This is not a question of money or not!Xiao Yi was thinking about how to explain to Lin Tinghai, he didn't know the situation in the fairy world, but in the human world, population cannot be bought and sold.

Just when Xiao Yi was thinking of opening his mouth, Lin Tinghai quickly flipped through a few pages of Playboy between the two of them, pointed to another page and said, "The one without the cover is also fine."

Xiao Yi was just about to say how many girls your aunt has taken a fancy to. He followed Lin Tinghai's fingers, and suddenly realized something, and blurted out, "Your aunt wants to buy sexy underwear?"

"Sexy lingerie?" Lin Tinghai looked at Xiao Yi blankly, "So this kind of little clothes that look like bellybands and have long tails are called sensual lingerie?"

Lin Tinghai glanced at the photos in the magazine, and suddenly blushed.

Xiao Yi silently looked at the shy expression of the other party, and couldn't help but feel bad in his heart, he is obviously a nymphomaniac boy who likes heavy tastes, why are you blushing in front of me.

After the two negotiated the style and price that the buyer, Aunt Lin Tinghai wanted, Xiao Yi quickly discovered another problem, he didn't know the size of the buyer.

"Ruler, ruler, size?" Lin Tinghai asked stammeringly.

Xiao Yi nodded, "Of course, you don't think all bellybands are the same size, do you?"

"This?" Lin Tinghai looked at Xiao Yi furtively, his face turned red again.

Speaking of which, Xiao Yi doesn't know much about these, but he often hears boys in his class discussing these, so he probably knows that these come in different sizes.Different from Lin Tinghai's shyness, Xiao Yi has to accept all kinds of rich and varied information bombardment in the human world every day, and he doesn't care about such topics. In addition, he seriously considers the needs of customers, so he is not like Lin Tinghai. The sea is like divergent thinking, and I don't know what kind of messy place I thought of.

"How to measure?" Lin Tinghai, who finally came to his senses, asked in a low voice.

Xiao Yi, who was putting on an appearance of "I'm very professional", "...."

what to do?He doesn't seem to know how to measure it!

Cooperation

Thanks to the network, thanks to Qiandu!

While Xiao Yi recited these words in his heart, he explained to Lin Tinghai in detail how to measure the size correctly.

Before returning to the human world from the fairy world, Xiao Yi immediately turned on the computer, and entered the words "how to measure the right size for underwear" on the most commonly used search engine Qiandu.Afterwards, Xiao Yi tried his best to find the simplest one among the many answers. After memorizing the professional vocabulary by rote for a long time, he finally figured out the question.

After turning the tape measure in his hand around Lin Tinghai, Xiao Yi motioned him, "Do you understand?"

Lin Tinghai blushed and nodded, but looked at Xiao Yi in embarrassment, "Is this the only way? I, I dare not tell my aunt, or I will bring my aunt here, and you will teach her yourself. "

Xiao Yi, "..."

After hearing what Hai said, Lin quickly realized that although Xiao Yi was young, he was still a man, and this proposal was even more unreliable.Looking at Xiao Yi in shame, Lin Tinghai lowered his head habitually, his hands were mixed together, looking aggrieved.

"Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao!" When the two were staring at each other, Xu Seyuan's voice yelled outside the formation.

Now Xiao Yi is very familiar with manipulating the formation, so he was quickly let in.When Xu Seyuan came in, what he saw was Lin Tinghai standing in front of Xiao Yi like a little wife.

"What's wrong? When did Xiao Hai come here? Has your magazine arrived?"

A series of questions were asked, and before Lin Tinghai could answer them, Xu Seyuan had already seen the tape measure on his body, and picked it up curiously, "What is this? What is it for?"

Xiao Yi briefly explained how to use the tape measure, and by the way mentioned the cause and effect of the tape measure appearing here, Xu Seyuan's expression suddenly became weird, "That female devil wants to buy underwear from you? Is that the style? "Xu Seyuan made gestures on his body while talking.

Xiao Yi looked at Xu Seyuan's wretched movements speechlessly, and nodded.

Xu Seyuan couldn't believe it, "Is it true? Didn't that female devil only think about cultivation? Why did she suddenly have such an idea?"

Xu Seyuan turned his head to look at Lin Tinghai while being puzzled, apparently asking Lin Tinghai to give a reason.Under Xu Seyuan's watchful eyes, Lin Tinghai hesitated for a long time, then said hesitantly, "I heard that my uncle is going to leave the customs soon."

Xu Seyuan was stunned and quickly laughed, with a look on his face that I understood.

Xiao Yi and Lin Tinghai, "..."

This paragraph by Xu Seyuan was just a small episode, but it made a vague thought in Xiao Yi's mind clearer.It is impossible to know when the fairy world originated, but after hundreds of thousands of years, there are hundreds of millions of immortals in the fairy world.Among so many immortals, it is normal for men to marry women.Different from marriage in the human world, which only lasts for a short few decades, immortals have a long life, but those who get married and live together can last hundreds of thousands of years.Looking at each other for such a long time, even if the other party is a fairy, they will get tired of watching each other.You think, even the human world has such a "seven-year itch" in just a few years, no matter how persistent the immortals are, there will always be a "10-year itch", "70-year itch" .

In this case, if you want to change the long-term "left-handed and right-handed" state between husband and wife, you need to have some freshness, something different from the past. "People of insight", such as Aunt Lin Tinghai, took a fancy to sexy underwear at a glance.Xiao Yi believes that Aunt Lin Tinghai is definitely not the only person of insight in the fairy world. If he promotes sexy underwear in the fairy world, can he make a small fortune?

Xiao Yi's mind turned quickly, regardless of sexy underwear, and ordinary underwear.There are so many female fairies in the fairy world who see the same bellybands all the year round. The appearance of underwear will definitely attract their attention, and to be honest, compared with bellybands, underwear really shows their figure better.

Xiao Yi didn't study economics, but he often saw a saying in the human world, who makes the best money?woman!In the same way, whose crystal jade in the fairy world earns the most money?Xiao Yi felt that she was still a woman.As long as the popularity rate of underwear among female fairies accounts for [-]%, he can make a lot of money.

Xiao Yi looked at Xu Seyuan thoughtfully, he had been thinking about smuggling for the past two days.Although smuggling can make money, one is too risky, and the other is that it is difficult for him alone to form a scale.The appearance of Xu Seyuan made him think of one thing, if the smuggled items were localized, wouldn't it be possible to make money and appear in the fairyland in a fair manner, just like Xu Seyuan bought Bai Wei's design before.Right now, sexy underwear is an opportunity, an opportunity for him to formally cooperate with Xu Seyuan.

Xu Seyuan only felt that Xiao Yi's eyes were full of calculations, and subconsciously took a step back, "Brother Xiao, what do you want to do?"

Xiao Yi smiled brightly, "Do you want to earn crystal jade?"

Even though Xu Seyuan has always claimed to be a handsome man in the fairy world, he has to admit that Xiao Yi is really good-looking, especially when he smiles, he can dazzle people's eyes.But what really stirred his nerves was not Xiao Yi's smile, but Xiao Yi's mention of the word Jingyu.Out of a businessman's instinct, he reacted almost immediately, "You want to sell sexy lingerie?"

Xiao Yi shook his head, "It's not just sexy lingerie, but all kinds of lingerie covering all age groups. It's not that I sell it, but I want to cooperate with you."

"Cooperation?" Xu Seyuan quickly interjected, "Like the windbreaker before?"

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes at him, "You are so beautiful. This is the first time you have bought out a windbreaker because you have no experience. This time I will share it. I will provide the styles, and you will be responsible for the production and sales. You will earn six or four cents of the jade. How about six and four?"

Xu Seyuan rolled his eyes, "You don't do anything, but you only provide ready-made styles, which will take up [-]% of the price, isn't it?" Xiao Yi's proposal moved Xu Seyuan very much, it was different from the boy Ji Lin Tinghai , Xu Seyuan is a veteran of Hua Cong. He just didn't think of this before, but now that Xiao Yi mentions it, he immediately realizes the great value of underwear. He can be sure that there will be a broad market for underwear in the fairy world.

Xiao Yi looked at Xu Seyuan with a half-smile, "Do you think it's safe for me to go down to the human world?"

This is the first time Xiao Yi admits in front of Xu Seyuan and Lin Tinghai that he has a way to go to the human world. Although the three of them knew this matter well before, it is Xu Se who made such a candid statement. Yuan was also taken aback.Taking a deep look at Xiao Yi, Xu Seyuan had already decided in his heart that Xiao Yi was worth making as a friend, so he smiled cheerfully, "Okay, then you will be six and I will be four. But it's not in the name of the Xu family, but me. work with you personally