[Rebirth] Immortal Smuggler

The golden Taiji birthmark has been continuously absorbing the surrounding immortal energy.It's just because the amount is too small, like a gurgling stream, so Xiao Yi can't feel it.

After coming to the Moxiang Pavilion again, Xiao Yi went straight to the "Book of Immortal Laws", which recorded the laws of the fairy world.The last time he just read the beginning, he was dizzy by the complicated fairy laws in it. This time he has a clear goal, he only needs to find out the key fairy laws related to the human world and memorize them.

Following the guidance of the catalog and reading all the way, when Xiao Yi closed the "Book of Immortal Laws" in his hand, an extremely strange look appeared on his face.According to "The Code of Immortal Laws", it is a felony for an immortal to enter the human world privately. If it is light, it will be exiled in the sea of ​​nothingness in the southeast of the fairy world, or if it is serious, it will draw out its fairy character and defeat the reincarnation of the human world.As for whether the latter can return to the fairyland again, it depends on his own luck.

In order to arrest immortals who smuggled into the human world, Xianting specially set up an inspection office, with hundreds of inspection guards under it, equipped with immortal artifacts specially developed by the Tiangong Department. will appear immediately where the fluctuations are displayed.Correspondingly, it is also a felony to use the mortal objects of the human world without permission. At the slightest, they will be fined to serve in several large mines directly under the Immortal Court, and at worst, they will be exiled in the sea of ​​nothingness, and they will return to the world after the exile time passes. Fairyland.Of course, this is on the premise that you are guaranteed to be alive all the time. You must know that the environment of the Void Sea is harsh, and in addition to how many vicious immortals have been exiled there for hundreds of thousands of years, it can be called the most dangerous place in the fairy world.

Xiao Yi went through this passage in his mind over and over again, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should be lucky or afraid.

Not to mention that he has shuttled between the two worlds of immortals for at least a dozen times in the past few days, but when he first appeared in the immortal world, if Xu Seyuan hadn't helped him cover up the mortal aura on his clothes, he might have been arrested by the inspection department. Caught and exiled to the sea of ​​nothingness.But what Xiao Yi couldn't understand was that the Inspection Office was supposed to be very powerful, but why did he travel through the world of immortals several times without being found?Could it be that he could hide it from the Inspection Office?

When Xiao Yi was thinking hard, a ray of light pierced from the outside and stopped in front of him. It was a white jade slip that was a foot long. Before Xiao Yi could move, the jade slip had automatically made a sound.After Xiao Yi finished listening to Yu Jian's message, his expression became strange.

No way

The content of the jade slip was not surprising, but Xu Seyuan was in a bad mood and wanted to get drunk with Xiao Yi.

What Xiao Yi was wondering was, when did his friendship with Xu Seyuan get so good?However, Xiao Yi was worrying about the matter of the Inspection Office at this time, thinking that Xu Seyuan was born and raised in the fairy world, so he might be able to know some information, which is much easier than blindly checking the information like him.Now that the other party has found him, he also happens to have something to ask, so everyone gets what they need.

Because he is not a fairy, Xiao Yi doesn't know any magic tricks, so for the past few days, he has been walking non-stop on his two legs.Poor Xu Seyuan rushed to Xiao Yi's place early, he waited, until an hour later, Xiao Yi's figure appeared in front of him.

Xiao Yi greeted politely, "Have you been waiting for a long time?" From Xiao Yi's point of view, he had already tried his best to come back, and this sentence was really a courtesy.

His calm appearance made Xu Seyuan speechless, "Thank you for remembering that I am waiting for you."

"What's wrong?" No matter how dull Xiao Yi was, he could still feel Xu Seyuan's resentment, not to mention that he was not slow.Considering that he and Xu Seyuan just met, he didn't think the friendship between the two was so good that Xu Seyuan would think of him when he was in a bad mood. Could it be related to him?

Xiao Yi thought right, this matter really has something to do with him.It is said that when Xiao Yi appeared in front of Xu Seyuan for the first time, Xu Seyuan was about to do something that men love to do, but he did not expect to be interrupted by Xiao Yi at the critical moment. Came for an intimate encounter.The immortal body is strong, and Xu Seyuan was in severe pain at that time, but he didn't feel any pain after that.He originally thought that it was not a big deal, but turned around, little Seyuan was a heroic and vigorous man, but the cruel reality hit him hard.He found that he couldn't do it, he couldn't do it.No matter what method he used, even if he was facing the portrait of Fairy Jiuli, which he used to like most, he couldn't get hard. Only now did Xu Seyuan realize that something was wrong!

For a man, not getting hard is really a big thing, and it's also a shameful thing to talk about.Xu Seyuan was depressed, but he didn't dare to tell his friends.In case someone speaks out loudly, the dignified Tianyi Pavilion, the Xu family's young master, will die, and it will kill him.

After much deliberation, Xu Seyuan thought of Xiao Yi. One, Xiao Yi seems to have no friends in the fairy world, and the other is that his accident is related to Xiao Yi. He also said why he couldn't get tough. , there is no need to hide.In this way, Xu Seyuan found the small courtyard where Xiao Yi lived temporarily with a jar of wine.

Hearing Xiao Yi asking him what's the matter, Xu Seyuan only felt that his heart was filled with depression, and he said sadly, "Brother, I can't do it!"

As a man, the word "no" is too sensitive, Xiao Yi almost subconsciously looked between Xu Seyuan's legs, and said in a strange tone, "I can't do it?"

When Xiao Yi looked over, Xu Seyuan instinctively clamped his legs. After hearing the other party's rhetorical question, he only felt sad, and nodded bitterly, "I can't be hard, because I was pressed by you that day. Once you do, you won’t be able to get up again.”

When Xu Seyuan said this, Xiao Yi remembered that Xu Seyuan was under his body that day. Otherwise, with his mortal body, he would have been injured if he fell from such a height. He felt guilty at the moment, and looked at Xu Seyuan There was pity in his eyes.

"Aren't there all kinds of elixir in the market, and it doesn't work if you eat it?"

Xu Seyuan shook his head, with a miserable look on his face, if it worked, he would come to Xiao Yi and cry?

Xiao Yi didn't know what to say, but fortunately Xu Seyuan didn't need him to say anything, as long as Xiao Yi listened.So I saw Xu Seyuan pulling Xiao Yi and chattering non-stop, from novels to adulthood, talking about how suave he was in the past, he was a rare handsome man in the fairy world.Speaking of how likable he is, many fairies secretly admire him secretly.Said that he is the only son in the family, and he will inherit the incense of the Xu family in the future. He is so sorry to his father and the ancestors of the Xu family.The more Xu Seyuan said, the more pitiful he became, and he burst into tears at the end. He really felt the tears of the sad witnesses.If someone who didn't know saw it, they would think that the Xu family was bankrupt, and Xu Seyuan could cry like this.Don't you know that in Xu Seyuan's eyes, it is ten thousand times more miserable for a man to die than to have no money.

On the one hand, Xiao Yi felt that what he said was pitiful, on the other hand, he was irritated by all kinds of boasting in his words, thinking about the various small advertisements for treatment on the telephone poles downstairs in the community, and the fact that the back door of the school was always hidden at night. The several adult goods stores that opened their doors suddenly softened their hearts and said, "How about I get you some medicine to try?"

Find medicine!try it!A few large characters hit Xu Seyuan's ears, and Xu Seyuan, who was still looking like a miserable master last moment, immediately had his eyes shining, "Does it work?"

Xiao Yi never had this kind of trouble, how did he know whether it would work or not, but thinking that it would be better not to be hit again at a time like Xu Seyuan's, he nodded and simply said, "It works." Of course, Xiao Yi silently said in his heart I added two words, it should be.

Xu Seyuan exploded with a strong power of action at this time, and now he didn't care about drinking and talking, and eagerly urged Xiao Yi to find medicine.

Xiao Yi glanced at him in embarrassment, but was not in a hurry to act.

"What's the matter, is it the problem of the crystal jade? It doesn't matter. I will sell the crystal jade, as long as I can use as much crystal jade as I want." Xu Seyuan urged.

Xiao Yi shook his head, and said seriously, "It's medicine from the human world."

Speaking of which, Xiao Yi watched "The Canon of Immortal Laws" for a day today. If he didn't know it before, he could call him ignorant and fearless, but now that he knows it, he has to worry about the so-called mortal things and mortal energy.Due to his recent success in frequently traveling between the worlds of immortals and immortals, he is not worried that the inspectorate will find out that he has crossed the two worlds of immortals. What should I do if I get angry?Besides, he was responsible for finding medicine for Xu Seyuan. If Xu Seyuan disliked the medicine from the human world when something happened, wouldn't he be running around in vain?From Xiao Yi's point of view, he would rather take the trouble to clarify beforehand, and save trouble afterwards.

"Human world?" Xu Seyuan was taken aback, took a deep look at Xiao Yi, and slammed the table, "Isn't it something from the human world? It's okay, I'm not afraid."

With Xu Seyuan's words, Xiao Yi felt relieved.The two made an appointment for Xu Seyuan to come to pick up the medicine tomorrow, and seeing Xu Seyuan leave here full of expectations, Xiao Yi thought about it, and returned to his home in the human world in a flash.

It was only three o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Yi waited until evening before going out.In order to avoid the embarrassment of encountering classmates who stayed in school during the summer vacation, Xiao Yi did not dare to go to his own school, but abducted to the back of the Art Academy.Anyway, the two schools were next to each other, Xiao Yi didn't believe that there was no adult goods store behind the art school.

Sure enough, as soon as he turned to the back door of the art school, across an alley, a few flashing signs stood there openly, much calmer than the few shops at the back door of their university.

When Xiao Yi went out, he deliberately wore a sweater with a hat, and immediately put on the hat, and turned into the nearest shop with his head down.

The shopkeeper is a middle-aged man, and everyone around him calls him Lao Wang.Old Wang had seen too many students coming here, and seeing Xiao Yi's appearance, he couldn't help but put on an obscene smile that he thought he was friendly and honest, "Young man, what do you want to buy?" Asking, he also pointed to the rows of all kinds of things on the surrounding walls. Various condoms.

When Xiao Yi agreed to Xu Seyuan, he didn't think it was a big deal. Standing here now, he realized that Xu Seyuan's illness was not easy to talk about.

After hesitating for a while, Xiao Yi said in a low voice, "My friend is dying, what medicine should I take?"

Old Wang was about to drink water, but he spit it out in one gulp, the obscenity on his face turned into pity, he swept around Xiao Yi's body, focusing on the space between his legs.

Embarrassed, Xiao Yi said subconsciously, "It's not me!"

"I know, I know, it's your friend." Lao Wang responded understandingly, with a look in his eyes that I understood.

Xiao Yi looked at the other party speechlessly, Lao Wang had already handed him a box of medicine from under the counter, "Here, imported medicine, six pills in a box, one pill at a time, try it first, come to me if it doesn't work."

Xiao Yi quickly took the medicine, and was about to leave after paying the money. Old Wang had a kind look on his face like a holy father, and said to him earnestly, "Young man, you are still young. This kind of illness is actually not a big deal. , don't stress too much."

Xiao Yi, "..."

Lao Wang suddenly realized something, and laughed, "Oh, wrong, wrong, it's your friend, your friend."

Even though he said so, Lao Wang's eyes kept falling on Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi, "..."

Looking at the back of Xiao Yi who was almost running away, Old Wang sighed, his eyes were pitiful, such a young guy, who looks good, why can't he become hard, it's really pitiful.

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Facing the pitiful eyes of the shopkeeper, Xiao Yi almost rushed to the road in one breath, hailed a taxi, and left here quickly.

He originally wanted to return to the fairyland immediately, but thinking about the so-called jade bed in the fairyland, it was so hard to sleep at night, it was far worse than the bed at home, so he decided to stay at home for one night before returning to the fairyland.

In the morning of the next day, Xiao Yi called Bai Qi, explained a few words that he was not at home these few days, and then threw away the medicine package he bought last night, leaving only the six small pills inside.According to Xu Seyuan, the bigger the item in the human world, the stronger the mortal energy. Anyway, this medicine has only one effect, and it doesn't matter whether it is packaged or not.To be on the safe side, Xiao Yi took out the jade storage box that Xu Seyuan had left for him, it is said that this way he could avoid the investigation by the Inspection Office.

Speaking of which, the best way to avoid being traced by the Inspection Office is to wrap the mortal things tightly with immortal energy to prevent the mortal energy from leaking out. In this way, the Inspection Office will naturally not be able to find out.It's a pity that Xiao Yi doesn't have immortality in his body, so he can't absorb immortal energy at all.

After everything was ready, Xiao Yi changed his mind, he had already appeared in the fairyland, and the first thing he saw when he opened the bedroom was the expectant Xu Seyuan.Before he could stand still, Xu Seyuan rushed to his side.Xiao Yi was startled by Xu Seyuan's actions, and quickly took a step back, "When did you come?"

Naturally, Xu Seyuan would not say that after he separated from Xiao Yi last night, the more he thought about it, the more urgent he became. He wished he could get the medicine Xiao Yi said immediately and try it. He didn't have the patience to wait until the next day, so he came back to find Xiao Yi at that time .But it was that Xiao Yi had disappeared, and Xu Seyuan was so impatient that he stayed with Xiao Yi all night.

For a whole night, Xu Seyuan scratched his heart and lungs, worrying for a while what to do if Xiao Yi was accidentally arrested by the inspection office, and for a while he was worried about what to do if the medicine didn't work. After all kinds of torture, he finally saw Xiao Yi's figure, immediately ignoring the previous content, rushed over and asked eagerly, "Did you get the medicine?"

Xiao Yi nodded, handed him the storage jade box, and was about to tell him one grain at a time, when Xu Seyuan had left here like a gust of wind, Xiao Yi only had time to hear Xu Seyuan's voice from far away Come, "Good brother, I'll try it first, and I'll talk about other things when I come back."

Xiao Yi stared speechlessly at the two doors that were still swaying by the wind brought by Xu Seyuan's departure, shook his head, tidied up a little, and rushed towards Moxiang Pavilion.He still has a lot of things about the fairy world that he hasn't had time to understand.

Little by little time passed, Xiao Yiyi was holding a book about monsters in the fairy world in the innermost part of the Moxiang Pavilion, and was reading it with great interest, when suddenly a gust of fragrant wind hit, Xu Seyuan rushed into the Moxiang Pavilion like a hungry wolf, Grabbing Xiao Yi, "Brother, you are my big brother, do you still have the medicine?"

Xiao Yi was taken aback by his sudden appearance, and looking at Xu Seyuan's appearance at this time, his eyes showed strangeness.Xu Seyuan is really disheveled at this time, it seems that he just hurriedly put on a coat and ran out. From Xu Seyuan's open chest, you can see spots of hickey marks and scratches, even on the clothes. There was a strong fragrance of powder.

Xu Seyuan grabbed Xiao Yi anxiously, and quickly repeated, "Is there any more medicine?"

Xiao Yi glanced at him thoughtfully, and instead of answering, asked rhetorically, "Does it work?"

Xu Seyuan nodded desperately, not only did it work, it was simply amazing!After he swallowed all the six pills in the jade box in one go, little Seyuan, who had been limp for the past few days, finally stood up, not only standing up, but also showing off his majesty to the little maids who served him , directly making them all soften into a puddle of water under his body.

Xu Seyuan looked at Xiao Yi anxiously, he felt that the key now is not whether the medicine will work or not, but whether there is any medicine, those little girls are still waiting for him.

Facing Xu Seyuan's expectant little eyes, Xiao Yi shook his head, expressing that he was out of medicine, and then he was puzzled, "Aren't there six?"

Xu Seyuan looked surprised, "Don't you eat six pills together?"

"...!" Xiao Yi felt that Xu Seyuan didn't die from exhaustion. He really had to thank the immortal for his body.

Although Xu Seyuan didn't know what Xiao Yi was thinking, but from Xiao Yi's reaction, he could see that he seemed to have eaten a little too much, and he didn't have much confidence to speak again, "Is there no more medicine?"

Xiao Yi nodded, and said kindly, "It's best not to take too much of this medicine. You can try it without the medicine, and if you can, don't take the medicine."

"No!" Xu Seyuan flatly refused.

Xiao Yi was shocked by the categorical sound of no good.

Xu Seyuan realized that he was a little overreacted, and explained with a sneer, "Isn't this medicine lasts longer after taking it, man, you know."

Xiao Yi, "..."

Xiao Yi was so entangled by Xu Seyuan that he had no choice but to agree to bring him medicine tomorrow.As for why it wasn't today, Xiao Yi really didn't have the courage to rush to the sex shop in broad daylight, so he had to wait until night to sneak around.

Xu Seyuan rushed to Xiao Yi's place excitedly, originally with the mentality of giving it a try, to see if he could pick out a few more medicines from Xiao Yi's hand.Since Xiao Yi was sure that he was out of medicine, he didn't bother to go back, so he immediately moved to Xiao Yi's side to see what he was watching, and insisted on arguing to watch it with Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi looked at Xu Seyuan's bare chest and breasts in a speechless manner, feeling the scrutiny of his surroundings, he had no choice but to take him to leave Moxiang Pavilion ahead of schedule and return to Ruoshuizhou's residence.

Xu Seyuan is a fourth-order immortal, and he appeared a few hundred meters away on a cloud ladder after leaving the Moxiang Pavilion.He was emotionally agitated at this moment, and strongly needed someone to share his feelings with him. There was no doubt that this person must be Xiao Yi.Xu Seyuan was about to speak in high spirits, but when he turned around, he realized that Xiao Yi was not by his side.

"Hey, where's Brother Xiao?"

Xu Seyuan looked around, and it took a long time to see Xiao Yi's figure walking step by step.He stared blankly at Xiao Yi walking on two legs, and said blankly, "Brother, why don't you use fairy arts?"

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes at him angrily, "No!"

Xu Seyuan staggered and almost fell from the clouds.He finally understood why he waited for a long time for Xiao Yi to appear yesterday. It turned out that he had been walking back from Moxiang Pavilion.Xu Seyuan thought about his secretly complaining to Xiao Yi yesterday, it was really inappropriate.

Speaking of which, Xu Seyuan is now even more curious about Xiao Yi's origin. How can there be an immortal who doesn't know the most basic fairy arts? Act like you don't care.

On the road ahead, with Xu Seyuan, Xiao Yi got rid of the dilemma of walking on two legs.When he was walking on the ground in the past few days, he was indeed surrounded by many passing immortals. In fact, even a first-order immortal in the immortal world can use his hands to rush along. For many years, he has never seen someone like Xiao Yi who needs to walk. people.

After a stick of incense, the two returned to Xiao Yi's residence. Xu Seyuan praised the medicine Xiao Yi brought to him all the way. Bring him a hundred pills tomorrow.

Xiao Yi was helpless, "Why do you want so much?"

Xu Seyuan calculated seriously, "If you eat six pills at a time, you will eat one hundred pills sixteen times, and there will be four extra pills. No, you need to take one hundred and two pills, which is exactly seventeen times."

Xiao Yi had a terrible headache, one hundred and two pills, fortunately Xu Seyuan said it, what face did he have to buy it?

Xu Seyuan tasted the sweetness, just when he was excited, he looked at Xiao Yi anxiously, for fear that he would say a word of "no", and he didn't know if it was his crying in front of Xiao Yi yesterday that he had no image, he and Xiao Yi's relationship unexpectedly became much closer.Compared with the usual appearance in front of outsiders, Xu Shaodong's family looked like a complete rascal in front of Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi was so troubled by him that he had no choice but to nod his head in agreement. Xu Seyuan was happy, and readily sold [-] yuan of middle-grade crystal jade, which was used as money to buy medicine.

"Counting the previous six grains, one grain of middle-grade crystal jade, it's interesting enough."

Xiao Yi wandered around the market in Ruoshuizhou these days, and had a preliminary understanding of the value of crystal jade.Xiao Yi felt that if the value of crystal jade was converted into the currency of the human world, then a piece of low-grade crystal jade was almost equivalent to one dollar in the human world, and a corresponding piece of mid-grade crystal jade was equivalent to 1000 yuan in the human world. 100 yuan of middle-grade crystal jade is 10 yuan in the human world.Thinking about it a few days ago when he sold Bai Wei’s design for 10 yuan, he still felt that he sold it for a lot of money, but now he can sell it for the same price with just a few pills of aphrodisiac. important.

Since Xu Seyuan was willing to spend money, Xiao Yi was not hypocritical enough to refuse, and simply accepted the money.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi once again appeared in the previous adult products store with a hat on and his head bowed. The old Wang who guarded the store was the one he had seen before.

Seeing the figure of a customer appearing at the door, Lao Wang subconsciously wanted to put a smile on his face, but when he saw Xiao Yi's appearance clearly, the smile on his face suddenly turned into pity.He remembered that he told him to come back to him yesterday if the medicine didn't work, but he didn't expect to see the young man return today.It seems that the young man's illness is not as serious as usual, and even the special medicine he got didn't work. It's really pitiful.

Xiao Yi didn't know that Lao Wang once again lit up the little light of compassion for him in his heart, stood in front of the counter with his head down, and said quickly, "Buy medicine, take seventeen boxes of yesterday's medicine."

Originally, Lao Wang was about to speak a few words of comfort to Xiao Yi, but he was extremely astonished when he heard the words, he stopped his mouth full of comfort, and only after a while did he manage to say, "Where's the medicine you bought yesterday?"

Xiao Yi said casually, "Eat!"

Old Wang's hand trembled, and he stopped when he was about to take the medicine. He looked at Xiao Yi and said earnestly, "Young man, I know you are under a lot of pressure, but this is not how you solve the problem. Take your time, don't be in a hurry , It’s not worth breaking your body.”

Xiao Yi, "..."

Faced with Lao Wang's concerned eyes, Xiao Yi explained in every possible way that he really didn't like it.But no matter how he explained, Pharaoh always had an expression of "I understand".Finally, after he wasted countless saliva, Lao Wang reluctantly agreed to sell him seventeen boxes of small blue pills.

After receiving the goods and paying for it, Xiao Yi was about to turn around and leave when Pharaoh suddenly said, "Wait!"

If Xiao Yi hadn't thought about helping Xu Seyuan buy medicine here next time, he really didn't want to turn around.I have already prepared for the other party's continuing education in my heart, but Lao Wang didn't say anything, just quietly handed him a magazine, and said earnestly, "It doesn't matter if you take it or your friend, just taking medicine is not enough. , take this magazine back and read it, soothe your mood."

Xiao Yi's eyes fell on the magazine in Lao Wang's hands, and the big words "Playboy" came into view.

"...!"

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Same as yesterday, Xu Seyuan arrived at Xiao Yi's residence early, waiting eagerly for his appearance.Because of yesterday's experience, Xiao Yi saw Xu Seyuan's existence at the first sight when he appeared, and was not frightened by his sudden rush.

When Xiao Yi handed one hundred and two capsules to Xu Seyuan's hand, the other party looked at him with tenderness.Xiao Yi felt a chill, and quickly threw the playboy on his body to him.

"Here you are, a gift from buying medicine."

"Gift? What's that?"

While Xu Seyuan habitually shot out a burst of immortal energy to prevent the leakage of ordinary energy in the house, he took the magazine from Xiao Yi's hand.

When his eyes fell on the cover of the magazine in his hand, Xu Seyuan's eyes widened instantly.

"This, this, this!"

Xu Seyuan was so excited that he couldn't speak for a long time, but in Xiao Yi's eyes, he was stuttering and speechless. Since the two got acquainted, Xiao Yi always felt that Xu Seyuan had the potential to stutter.

Xu Seyuan said "this" for a long time, and after blushing and thick neck, he finally said a complete sentence, "What is this?"

Xiao Yi explained, "Gift, you bought too much medicine, so I gave it as an extra."

Xu Seyuan deserved to be the young owner of Tianyi Pavilion, and immediately realized, "Then if I buy more, can I get a copy?"

Xiao Yi remembered the compassionate expression of the uncle in the store, and shook his head firmly,

Xu Seyuan looked at Xiao Yi in disappointment, his small eyes were full of resentment, Xiao Yi pretended not to see it, Xu Seyuan shrank to the corner with the magazine in his hand aggrievedly under the situation of being weak and useless.

Poor Xu Seyuan was born in the fairyland and grew up in the fairyland. He has never seen such a bold and unrestrained woman like the playboy above.What's more, these women are all dressed in cool clothes, with fat buttocks and breasts, graceful and graceful, looking at Xu Seyuan so much that he doesn't want to blink.This magazine simply opened the door to a new world for him, and he finally discovered how cheating the so-called classic erotic pictures he had secretly collected before.Thinking of those ink paintings with clean lines and severely out-of-shape characters, when Xu Seyuan looked at the magazine in his hand again, his eyes were like the most devout believers seeing God.

Xu Seyuan couldn't put it down this playboy book. Although he didn't know any of the words on it, he mainly read the pictures, not the words.The only thing that makes Xu Seyuan slightly dissatisfied is that all the women in this magazine are foreigners with yellow hair, and occasionally there is a black-haired one with blue eyes, which makes Xu Seyuan, who has always had an oriental aesthetic, somewhat accept it cannot.Of course, it is only a little bit unacceptable, not completely unacceptable.For this reason, Xu Seyuan kept talking about asking Xiao Yi to help him create a magazine with girls with black hair and black eyes. The magazine was also a new word that Xu Seyuan learned from Xiao Yi during this time.

Xiao Yi was so entangled by him that he couldn't help it, and after simply saying that this was the only one, Xu Seyuan immediately pointed to the numbers on the side of the magazine and said that although he couldn't understand the words on it, he could understand the numbers.From this number, it can be seen that this magazine must have been ranked as other magazines before, let Xiao Yi not lie to him.

Xiao Yi, "..."

After coaxing, deceiving and threatening to drive Xu Seyuan out of his living place, Xiao Yi finally had time to go to Moxiang Pavilion to read.For the current Xiao Yi, he is still ignorant of all kinds of knowledge, rules, and habits of the fairy world, and he has too many things to learn.Relying on this playboy and the one hundred and two pills, Xu Seyuan was really quiet for a few days.Xiao Yi was able to go in and out of Moxiang Pavilion every day, crazily absorbing the knowledge of the fairy world like a sponge absorbing water.

On this day, when Xiao Yi was about to go to Moxiang Pavilion habitually, Xu Seyuan, who had been quiet for a few days, appeared again.

"Brother Xiao, brother Xiao!"

Xu Seyuan's voice kept lingering outside, but no one came in. Xiao Yisi and the set of mazes he had arranged, realized that Xu Seyuan was probably trapped in the formation.

A few days ago, Xiao Yi accidentally saw a set of formations in the market. This set of formations is different from the popular formations in the fairy world. In addition to being manipulated with immortal energy, there is also a control like a remote control in the human world. plate.The control panel is only the size of a palm, and there is a rectangular card slot in the middle, which is specially used to place crystal jade to act as energy. In this way, even if there is no immortal energy, the formation can be controlled.

Xiao Yi was attracted by this formation almost immediately, and bought it without saying a word.As Xiao Yi stayed longer and longer in the fairy world, he also got used to the practice of arranging formations around his residence in the fairy world, especially since he would inevitably bring some mortal things to the fairy world. With the protection of the formations, at least It can be guaranteed that Fan Qi will not leak out at will, and it will save him from always worrying about the Inspection Office.

In fact, the designer of this formation was just an attempt, and the other party never thought that this formation could really be sold.After all, the formations in the fairy world directly absorb the immortal energy from the surroundings as energy, and there is no market for formations like this that require additional consumption of crystal jade in the fairy world.Originally, someone's crystal jade wasn't blown by the strong wind, and there was obviously immortal energy everywhere, so why use crystal jade to arrange formations?

But who would have thought that there would be people like Xiao Yi in the fairy world who don't have immortality in their bodies, and this set of formations seemed to be tailor-made for him.

"Brother Xiao, brother, are you there?"

Xu Seyuan increased the volume and became a little anxious.

Xiao Yi took out the control panel of the formation from his body, stretched out his hand and poked it into the small hole in the upper left corner of the control panel, a green light emerged from the door, and spread across Xu Seyuan's body like a green carpet. underfoot.

"Yo, not only has formations, but also high-end goods."

Xu Seyuan smiled and praised, then turned his head and pulled the people behind him into the room, "Let me tell you, Brother Xiao is very easy to get along with. Whatever you want, just ask."

"Hmm!" There was an inaudible voice of agreement, and Xu Seyuan might not have heard it if he hadn't had good ears and eyes.Thinking about the usual temperament of the people around him, every time he met a stranger, Xu Seyuan only hoped that Xiao Yi would have enough patience later.

Standing at the door, Xiao Yi saw Xu Seyuan dragging a strange boy in. The boy looked to be about the same age as Xiao Yi, with fair skin and delicate eyebrows. He could be called a beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth.Especially after this young man noticed Xiao Yi's existence, he secretly raised his head and glanced at Xiao Yi, his eyes were innocent and blank. Scared bunny.

Looking at the young man's expression, Xiao Yi couldn't help wondering in his heart whether it was his fierce face that frightened the young man.

Xu Seyuan laughed from afar, "Brother Xiao, this is a cousin of mine. I brought it here without your consent. You won't be angry, right?"

As the saying goes, "Be obedient and listen to the sound. Xiao Yi and Xu Seyuan met by chance. Under normal circumstances, their lives would not have any intersection. If it weren't for those little blue pills, the relationship between the two would not be as close as it is now." At this point, now that Xu Seyuan deliberately brought his cousin here, Xiao Yi had to think carefully about the other party's intention for coming here.

Xu Seyuan pulled the young man up to Xiao Yi, introduced him, "Come on, let's get to know him formally, this is Xiao Yi." Then he motioned to the young man, "This is my cousin, Lin Tinghai. "

Xiao Yi looked at the boy and smiled slightly, "Hello."

Lin Tinghai was secretly looking up at Xiao Yi, just in time to see his smile, blushed immediately, turned his head and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Hello!"

Before Xiao Yi had any reaction, Xu Seyuan immediately laughed, "Brother, Ting Hai has such a temper, naturally shy, like everyone."

Xiao Yi nodded, pretending to be nonchalant on the surface, but he was really curious in his heart.Judging from the boy's appearance, he seems to be about the same age as him, but immortals can't look at the appearance. Some immortals look young, maybe they are old monsters who have lived for thousands of years, and the actual age of the boy must be older than him.He couldn't imagine how the other party could be so shy. Now, even girls in the human world don't have such a shy personality.

Xu Seyuan didn't know what Xiao Yi was thinking, so he dragged the young man into the room, closed the door with a wave of his hand, and became obscene looking at the smile on Xiao Yi's face.

"Tinghai came here today to find you on business. He saw what you brought me at my place, and he wanted to buy it too."

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yi's expression became weird. As early as when Lin Tinghai appeared, he had thought about the other party's intentions, but he didn't expect that the other party was looking at something in Xu Seyuan's hand.What else does Xu Seyuan have besides that kind of medicine?Could it be that this seemingly innocent and shy boy is actually not good enough?

Xiao Yi couldn't help looking between the boy's legs, his eyes were strange, and he couldn't help but said, "You can't either?"

His words made the young man's face even redder. The young man turned his head, not daring to look at him, and said in a low voice, "No, I, I, me."

"I" for a long time, but I didn't say the second half of the sentence.

"No, it's not bad for Tinghai, what he wants is the Playboy." Xu Seyuan looked at Lin Tinghai's stuttering speechlessly, and quickly helped explain.

Xiao Yi felt that it would be better if Xu Seyuan didn't explain it. He really couldn't imagine that such a simple and shy boy would have a wretched face like Xu Seyuan's, holding a playboy with relish.

Perhaps it was Xu Seyuan who said the most important words, the young man's mood was not as tense as before, after timidly looking at Xiao Yi, the young man shyly took out the playboy book which was obviously curled up from his sleeve, He quickly turned to a certain page, pointed at the girl with big breasts and said in a low voice, "I like this kind, and I want something like this."

Xiao Yi, "..."

What appeared in front of Xiao Yi was a foreign girl he didn't know at all. Of course, this is not the key point. The key point is that the girl was wearing a black leather jacket with a pitiful amount of fabric, and her long black leather boots wrapped her slender thighs. A leather whip with barbs was held by the girl in her hand, with a rebellious expression on her face.

The two characters SM flashed through his mind, and Xiao Yi had a feeling that he should not be judged by his appearance.

Maybe it was because his eyes stayed too long, the young Ruyu blushed again, and said in a low voice, "I, I really like it, can you find it for me. I, I will give you ten yuan Medium-grade crystal jade."

ten yuan