[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

Although it was said that Rider was going to inform the other Heroic Spirits about the Banquet of Heroic Spirits first, but in fact, the 'notification' and 'invitation' made by the bold and informal Conqueror King Iskandar is really a bit too common sense Contradictory.

I don’t want to mention that Jin Yingying Archer who happened to bump into him while shopping and brought him to have a banquet together. It’s okay that Lancer can’t see the shadow at all, but he has already rushed to the door and confronted Saber with swords. What is the matter? ah!

When the knight and Leon arrived at Einzbern Castle in the night under the stars and the moon, what they saw was a scene that made people feel restless.

Dressed in a modern white short T-shirt, Iskandar the Conqueror is carrying a huge wine barrel and talking about something, while Saber, who is the master, is fully armed and even has the Wind King Barrier drawn out, nervous Standing on guard, even Irisviel left with a dazed expression.

Because it was really unclear what kind of play they were playing here, Leon found his cute friend Weber as soon as he entered this luxuriously decorated castle, and asked him in a low voice: "Saber must be direct What do you look like doing it? Didn't your Rider tell her about tonight's banquet and Holy Grail quiz in advance?"

Wei Bo raised his forehead and replied with a look of reluctance: "...This idiot didn't say anything to Saber at all before! Just now he just broke the door and broke in aggressively. Those who didn't know thought he was messing things up."

Leon also felt sympathy for Rider's bold and unrestrained temperament, and nodded in agreement when he heard the words, and then said to the knight guarding him: "Aren't you going to persuade the fight? I was originally I thought you and Saber would have a lot in common."

The knight who made fun of Leon just smiled helplessly, and then shouted to Saber and Irisviel who were on the steps with a delicate expression: "Arturia, we didn't come here tonight to fight, So can...?"

To be honest, Saber's fully armed attire is really out of tune with the current atmosphere. Among the three heroic spirits present, two magicians and one android, the three on the human side were all dressed in evening casual clothes, and the one carrying a large wine barrel As Rider introduced just now, he was showing off in a white T-shirt with the Grand Strategy logo on it and the pants that Waver bought him.

The knight's attire tonight also maintains the modern style of doing as the Romans do. He still wears a simple black windbreaker over a dark red close-fitting cardigan shirt. Under the fine golden hair, a pair of burning eyes make him look full of charm. He has the aggressive and handsome looks of a modern youth, but he can't see the upright, serious and restrained temperament in the combat armed state at all.

Both the Rider and the knight were dressed in modern attire with nothing to show for it, and they looked as if they had nothing to do after dinner and went for a leisurely stroll.And Saber, after seeing clearly that the four comers really did not have any attacking intentions in their outfits, put away the invisible sword a little resentfully, and then with a strong wind all over her body, she replaced the blue and white skirt armor with a modern suit and trousers. dress up.

After switching from the image of a noble and awe-inspiring young heroic spirit to a handsome fake young man, Saber pursed her lips, imitating how knights address her and asked a little unnaturally: "Conqueror King Iskandar and A... Se, why did you two come to the door tonight?"

Just like how Saber felt unnatural when he spoke to him, the knight also had an indescribably weird feeling when facing Saber.So after Saber took the initiative to ask, the knight didn't hurry up to answer, but turned sideways and gave up the stage lights to the passionate Mr. Conqueror Wang.

Rider laughed loudly when he heard the words, then patted the wine barrel on his shoulder and said, "Saberyooooo, don't you understand after seeing the fine wine I brought? Of course the two of us came to you tonight to drink... …Hahahaha, what are you doing here with a pestle like a log? I heard from the golden-haired boy next to you that your courtyard here is very nice, it is just a place for us to toast and drink! Lead the way, it is so suitable for a banquet It is not the king's way of hospitality to let the guests eat ashes in this castle!"

"...tonight there is no banquet schedule in our residence," Saber said coldly in an inviolable and awe-inspiring tone, "it is unreasonable to barge into the door without an appointment, and it is unreasonable to break the door ignoring the owner." Provocative. Seeing that you will not be held accountable for your unreasonable actions under the honor of being famous in history, please go back."

After hearing Saber's merciless refusal, Rider scratched his wine-red hair with some headaches, turned around and shrugged his shoulders at the knight who had been silent for a while, as if to express His own inability to do so let the knight on the same.

The knight who was suddenly put down by the conquered king could only force himself with a forced smile, and explained to the cold-eyed Saber: "We are here tonight neither to challenge the majesty of Einzbern, nor to advance To make a victory or defeat, I just want to use this place to let the heroic spirits gather together and have a "Holy Grail Question and Answer"."

Although Saber's expression was still guarded and cold when facing the Rider, but when facing the knight, Saber felt strangely relaxed and relieved.Suppressing the subtle thoughts in her heart caused by seeing the 'genuine' Arthur, Saber asked: "'Holy Grail Questions and Answers'?"

After the knight helped to open up the topic and Saber let go, Rider immediately intervened to answer the conversation: "It's the 'Holy Grail Questions and Answers'! The Holy Grail will only belong to those who are qualified to obtain it, the ceremony to select the qualified person, This is the Holy Grail War in Fuyuki. Although bloody battles are the most convenient way to decide the outcome, if the heroic spirits can recognize each other's abilities and convincingly elect the Holy Grail Lord, it can also make the Pointless disputes avoided."

As Rider spoke, he seemed to be ignited with lofty pride. He laughed heartily and patted his chest, making a dull 'puchi' sound, "To be able to gather together with the heroic spirits of the past and the present to raise a toast What a blessing it is to drink booze! If those meaningless fights are avoided, and the time is left for the dignified confrontation after the drink!"

Saber was obviously shaken by the persuasion of the knight and Rider, and turned her head to look at Irisviel as if asking questions.

Irisviel also nodded lightly after receiving Saber's inquiry, "No problem, they don't have any malice on them, and they must have come here for a peaceful conversation. Since the guests have abandoned their weapons We have expressed our sincerity, and as the hosts, we must not lose the way of hospitality."

After getting Irisviel's permission, Saber nodded to the knight and Rider and said, "Then please come with me, I can see a nice moon in the courtyard tonight."

Since Saber and Irisviel, who are the masters, have already led the way, the knight and Rider naturally have no reason not to follow.And Leon, who had been disconnected for a long time after the two Heroic Spirits, whispered to Weber, "Why do I feel that the two of us are completely ignored as passers-by? The director's script is wrong."

Weber also murmured back to Leon in a low voice: "Don't worry, the director said that the two of us will be complaining tonight, and it's not our turn to play in the pseudo-drama style. Besides, there is still a huge delay in the back. The golden bling that landed on the server is at the bottom, no matter how we say it, our appearance rate will not be the lowest.”

Leon nodded approvingly, "Archer hasn't come yet, he must be stuck on the login interface again, it's unlucky to have that old thief Tokiomi who likes to play and do not take the usual way, Master, in order to show that magicians are different from others It’s not the same as the Great Wall Broadband, you don’t think of yourself as a human being... You see, even our China Railcom has logged in, and Jin Xingshan is still battling with the ⑨⑨⑨ delay.”

"So it's all Tokiomi's fault."

After Leon and Weber made jokes with one glance at each other, the graceful garden fungus soon appeared in front of everyone.

As the main guests of this banquet, the three heroic spirits naturally sat on the ground in the middle of the courtyard and began to drink the fine wine brought by the King of Conquerors.As Masters, Leon and Weber sat down outside the outer wall of the flower bed, and Irisviel also stood not far away, watching this king's dialogue across time and space from a close distance.

Just after the three Heroic Spirits started the show by drinking a glass of red wine brought by Rider, Jin Jingying, who had finally defeated the twitching server, finally appeared on the stage.

A dazzling golden light flashed, and Archer, who was dressed in heavy armor with a rich gold color, appeared on the stage.The proud Oldest King walked up with his head held high as if looking down on the common people, snorted coldly and said...

"Hi everyone, I'm the fourth male guest, Gilgamesh. I have a house, a car, and gay friends. I'm sincerely looking for marriage in the [-]th year... Find your true love, Xipi, and go to the Green Dam Baihe website..."

Leon (curator's face): "I'm definitely hallucinating."

Weber (Yao Ming's face): "Probably a built-in advertisement of Great Wall Broadband...?"

"The bastards have already started to make trouble on their own before the arrival of this king. They are really a group of restless fleas." After the frenzied auditory hallucination advertisement passed, Zhen Jin Shining began to speak, "But it's really thanks to you guys. How can you apologize for choosing such a shabby place to hold a banquet, and let this king condescend to come here?"

Before the frowning knight and Saber could retort because they were insulted, Gilgamesh sneered at the fine wine Rider brought with a look of disdain, "You use beer catecha to refresh such inferior wine at the banquet, bastard Their taste is really hopeless."

I saw Gilgamesh posing in a country-style POSE with a sideways look, and then the mysterious four-dimensional pocket comparable to Doraemon opened in mid-air.After a burst of golden ripples from the local tyrant, a golden jug fell into Gilgamesh's hands.

"Heh heh heh... Bastards, watch carefully, this is the real state banquet!"

As if talking about cross talk with Gilgamesh's triumphant laugh, the mysterious advertisement that only Leon and Weber can hear came again.

"The entrance is soft, the throat is first-line-five kinds of grains, six-flavored tonic~delicious and tonic-give it to the elders, gold⑨!"

Small Theater: In the Tohsaka Mansion

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Packets: Sent=4, Received=0, Lost=4 (100% lost)

Jin Shining: The bastard server...why can't I log in yet!

Ma Po: Tokiomi Laoshi's Great Wall broadband is not working well...

Tokiomi: Blame me?

Jin Yingying: ...

Ma Po (quietly): Why don't you stab the old thief Tokiomi and me?The Aipu Broadband of the Church of the Holy Church is very stable.