[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

Regarding the previous report from Sheesta 410 that Caster can be rewarded for the first push to open up wasteland... No, it should be that the Church of the Holy Church started to call on all Masters and Servants to attack Caster together. What is going on?Let's turn back the time a little bit and see what Tosaka Tokiomi and Kotomine Risama are up to.

Let me first talk about the time when the heroic spirits had a meeting at the port to play group P, CCTV's blackmail Kuaizui, a good partner of the people, Leon Boys Shoes, defied the power and exposed the inside story of the Holy Grail War, and revealed the secret covenant between Tosaka Tokiomi and Kotomine Ri On the bright side, even the news that Kotomine Kirei's Assassin was not dead was also exposed, making them suddenly a difficult situation where everyone shouted and beat them.

Faced with the current situation where his close and cute friend Tosaka Tokiomi is now being condemned by Yali Shanda, the old priest Kotomine Risei is also very concerned, but it is very clumsy.Therefore, Yan Fengli was not only out of good intentions to help Mengyou get out of the predicament, but also to save his face from being questioned and damaged, and immediately decided to hold a big event with the demeanor of the Holy Grail War Supervisor.

At this time, it happened that Caster and Yusheng Ryunosuke were frantically playing BoyPlay. The little boys who were lured and tricked by them before had almost received half-price bento, so the two lunatics made up their mind and decided to Then go to 'buy some goods'.

"...Caster's behavior is not only a disgraceful act of ignoring the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces of the Holy Grail War and the principle of the Three Representatives, but also a despicable act of attempting to split the one Holy Grail War principle in my big Fuyuki City, and attempting to create BoyPlay No. [-] War."

Yan Fengli was standing solemnly in the dark church of the Holy Church, and said to the familiars sent by other Masters to monitor the movement: "As for Caster and his Master's loitering behavior that violates the three obediences and four virtues, I, as the dispatch of the Holy Church, The inspectors of the Holy Grail War who came here can no longer sit idly by and place Play... In order to firmly implement the idea of ​​friendship first and competition second, I once again make a proposal to you all."

After closing his eyes and showing a mysterious smile, the old priest said with a serious face: "I hope that everyone can temporarily put aside the hatred between killing the father and seizing the foundation, and first form a united front to become cute friends, and then form a group together Open up wasteland and overthrow Caster, and fill in the bricks and tiles to build a harmonious society together."

"Of course, today's cute friend is tomorrow's enemy, just like you will never know that it is your disciple who will stab your ass with a knife in the back at the next moment. Cute friends belong to cute friends, and our mission rewards still have to be counted separately." The old priest spoke confidently, and then confidently rolled up his sleeves and showed the command spell on his arm, "Everyone participates in the meeting..."

When a few young Masters couldn't hold back the sounds of hunger and thirst panting through the familiar, the old priest continued slowly: "... Those who see it will have a participation award. After successfully overthrowing Caster The whole server will be notified and your name will be posted on the wall, so that those who come after you will know the great achievements of your team to overthrow Caster... As for the command spell reward, it will be the person who hit the last kill after Caster was peeled into blood. get."

"...Then this is the game flow for this New Year's event. If you have any questions or are not convinced, you can hit me?" The old priest laughed twice, "If the familiars here can also speak human words If you protest, I don't mind accepting the complaint and suggestion and then posting an official answer."

After the Church of the Holy Church received the task of crusading Caster, the five monitoring familiars of various shapes gradually dispersed.After confirming that the familiars of other magicians had disappeared from the Holy Church, the old priest also heaved a sigh of relief, and contacted Tohsaka Tokiomi who had been waiting for news through the sound transmission device.

"It's going well, brother Tokiomi. Now those low-level magicians must be digging around to find Caster's whereabouts in order to win the first kill reward."

After Kotomine Risei spoke out today's results with a little pride, Tosaka Tokiomi's answer came from the old sound transmission device: "Thank you for your hard work, Father. Next, just let the magician If we suspend the Holy Grail War and form a group to overthrow Caster, we will be safe. Of course, no matter how hard the extras perform, they can only get an attendance award, and the one who wins the last drop of blood killing reward is already pre-determined to be Gilgamesh."

The old priest smiled triumphantly: "Exactly."

↑Pattern Tucson is broken, do you really think things will go so smoothly? ← ← Just when you think you have stabilized by pushing Caster to draw hatred, there is actually a black cat ear hair cut Si papa is aiming at your chrysanthemums and preparing to Gank!

……

After Shesta 45 replaced 410 and began to convey the recent events, the expressions on the faces of Leon and Cavalier gradually became serious. Caster ignoring the rules of the Holy Grail War and unscrupulously showing magic in front of ordinary people is second to none. What really makes Leon and the knights unacceptable is the behavior of the Caster group who treats human life as nothing and tramples on it.

Even though the so-called title of "New Overseer of the Holy Grail War" was just made up, but at this time Leon really wanted to fulfill his duties as the next overseer and remove the insane Caster group from the Holy Grail War.

Leon just exchanged a serious look with the knight. The knight who had already formed a tacit understanding with Leon and knew how to make eye contact naturally understood what Leon meant.Same as Leon, the knight also couldn't tolerate the cruel behavior of Caster and his Master. Even if the Holy Church didn't raise a flag in front to call on the knight, he would take the initiative to ask Leon to exorcise the demon.

No matter what the purpose of participating in the Holy Grail War to compete for the Holy Grail is, Leon and the knight share the bottom line of human kindness, and when this bottom line is touched by Caster's brutal behavior, they will do their best to fight for it. Crack down on heretics and avenge countless grievances.

So just when Little Leon was about to use Fang Qiu's order to attack Caster... his little waist that was tortured by the knight last night creaked, and his feet were about to fall to the ground... …

Leon seems to have forgotten that he was wiped out by the knight last night and sucked out a huge dose of magic power... With his current physical condition, let alone crusade against Caster, he can stand on the ground and walk normally. It's hard to say ＿(:з"∠)＿...

When Leon's feet were weak and he was about to stagger and fall to the ground, the loyal human flesh set student Shesta 00 was ready to step forward to act as a human cushion to cushion Leon, but it was a pity that a certain golden-haired black-bellied After glancing at it threateningly, Shesta 00 dared to freeze in place...

The knight pulled Leon, who was about to fall, into his arms with a handsome and unrestrained movement, and sighed worriedly: "Master, you are always so careless, how can I leave you at ease and let you be alone..."

"You still have the nerve to say it!" Leon glared angrily at a certain golden hair pretending to be pure, and gritted his teeth angrily, "If it weren't for you last night..."

The knight smiled like an elegant and decent prince, hiding all the black water in his belly, "What happened last night?"

Leon tried in vain to make the knight kneel down and repent with the murderous eye knife, but unfortunately, the knight who knows how to be thick-faced and thick-hearted is not at the level that Leon can deal with. He could only rub his sore eyes weakly, and gave up such a meaningless and stupid behavior.

"...Let's forget about what happened last night, but please don't do it like this again in the future. Aside from the problem of dignity as a man, such a strong act of replenishing magic is also a great burden on my body."

After Leon couldn't suppress the tiredness of saying the above words, the knight really became nervous, and hurriedly stepped forward to support Leon and asked, "Master, are you feeling unwell? It was because I moved too much last night..."

"It's not your reason, don't think about it." Leon interrupted the knight's impure words with a blushing face, and then gestured to Shesta 00, who was stiff and trying to weaken his sense of existence, to express the current situation. The scene is no longer suitable for her, the Philip light bulb, to stay on, so let her get out immediately.

Sheesta 00, who received Leon's order, was amnesty and fled in a hurry, even forgetting the farewell greetings that he had been strictly following before...

It's not her fault. If she continues to stay here, Shesta 00 is really worried that she will be murdered by these two masters and servants who have hooked up with each other, and she will never see the sun of tomorrow again...

& nb

sp;After driving away the shining light bulb, the knight with a nervous expression on his face that didn't seem to be fake at all hurriedly asked Leon again if he was okay.As for this, while enjoying the knight's concern, Leon only waved his hand to indicate that he was fine, and then said in a deliberate tone: "There is no injury or anything, so you don't have to worry too much. It's just that I was killed last night." You sucked too much magic power, causing the magic power in your body to suddenly become empty and a little weak and lack of energy."

"Although there won't be any hidden dangers in the long run, it still needs to be recuperated for a while in the short term, so—you know, stop the daily homework."

After Leon's blushing cheeks forcefully explained his physical discomfort from a scientific point of view, the knight who wanted to take a bite of the Master's cute expression could only mourn his misfortune in his heart while Aggrieved and dying, he said: "Master, if you are not feeling well, you can just stop exercising recently... That daily homework can actually be continued!"

"I can't do it if I say no!" The little white rabbit can bite people when it blows up, Leon slapped the knight's pig's trotters flying on his shoulders, and then said with a dark face, "You and I have nothing to do with you!" Heroic spirits who have no restraint are different. I am a human being... I am still young, I don’t want to indulge in excessive sex, and when I get old, I can only cry without tears. Don’t make fun of my body! What’s more, you can be liberated even if your magic power is not abundant now『 Are you using the Sword of Promised Victory? You don’t need me to provide you with magic power for battle!”

The knight sighed helplessly, and had no choice but to agree to Leon's series of treaties of 'ceasement of compensation' and 'defeat of power and humiliation of the country'.Although the knight who eats the marrow and knows the taste really wants to drink Leon every day to enjoy the pure pleasure of replenishing magic, but the knight who has already taken Leon into his heart really does not dare to make fun of his health. Reluctantly agreed to the decision to suspend his own welfare.

The magic power in a magician's body is usually accumulated by the magician himself through years of hard work, but for magicians who are different from ordinary people, every inch of their flesh and blood contains natural magic power.These magic powers have long been closely related to the daily life of magicians. It’s like breathing oxygen all the time but not being able to feel the smell of oxygen and eyes. magic.

Exchanging bodily fluids with Heroic Spirits is probably the best way to utilize these magic powers. Just like Kinzo asked the knight and Leon to kiss and exchange bodily fluids every day, it will help both parties to improve their magic power. Moderate bodily fluid exchange can Relieves the magician's pressure on the supply of magic power to Heroic Spirits.

As for the brutal and direct plundering of the magic power in Leon's body fluid like the knight did last night, although the effect after replenishing the mana is indeed amazing, the burden on Leon's body is also real.It's not just the physical discomfort caused by the sudden budding of the untouched little daisy, but also the discomfort caused by the emptiness of magic power in the body after being squeezed out of too much body fluid.

This is the same as the feeling of hypoxia caused by suddenly throwing a person who has been living in the plains to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. It belongs to the force majeure under the sudden change ╮(╯_╰)╭.

So it's not unreasonable for Leon to take this opportunity to threaten the Cavaliers to stop kissing benefits!

Just when Leon was very proud of his success in winning a victory and finally re-establishing his majesty as a Master, an unexpected voice sounded.

[Little Leon Sauce~ There is actually a perfect solution for your current physical discomfort, right?There was once a special medicine that could cure all diseases appeared in front of me, but I didn't cherish it... so you must not miss this opportunity! ] Listening to Loki's frivolous and smiling voice, Leon couldn't believe the cure-all medicine he said.However, based on the greedy mentality of killing one hundred by mistake rather than letting one go, Leon still excused himself by saying that he wanted to rest and then sent the knight out, and patiently followed Loki's words.

"What is the panacea you speak of?"

[Qiang Qiang—of course it is the latest high-tech drug on the "Fraud Mall". Before buying, you can experience the curative effect of the artifact for yourself! 】As Loki's words fell, two bottles of drugs in small white bottles with unattractive packaging fell in front of Leon.

Out of curiosity, Leon picked up the two bottles of medicine and looked at them. When he turned around, the names of the medicines on the front shocked him instantly——I saw the words "Bushen Yishou Capsule" written on the two medicine bottles. ” and “Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment Bottled Edition” are these two crazy characters!

Leon: ...