[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

"Namikaze Minato, the man known as Konoha Golden Glitter." Leon raised the corner of his mouth and showed a cold smile, "I'm very interested in you... the more you can show no fear under the pressure of death, the more You are such a determined guy, the more I want you to kneel in front of me and bow your head in humiliation~"

Leon was thinking about how Beatrice tormented Zhanren, and at the same time imitated the appearance of a witch and set up the score.Unexpectedly, Namikaze Minato was different from the idiot that only shouted and refused to give in. Even if the white-haired Shinigami showed a terrible smile in front of him, he just shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"I'm so unlucky that I'm so unlucky that my nerves can also arouse the interest of Lord Reaper."

Seeing that the task of "making the golden retriever ninja uncomfortable" could not be achieved by verbal intimidation alone, Leon also had a headache for a while and didn't know what to do. Is it true that he should learn from Beatrice? Is it impossible to go on stage with SM props to train the opponent?

Is Namikaze Minato like Ushiromiya Sento? Leaving aside the fact that he can become an upright person through training and training, Leon is not a shy S like Beatrice as the first prerequisite!

After thinking about the possibility of himself going into battle with a small leather whip to train Minato Namikaze, Leon could only show a helpless smile, sighed and said: "Hey, I, the god of death, scare you so much , can't you cooperate a little and show a frightened expression? If you were scared and cried earlier, I could have completed the work quota earlier and went back."

"...Although just now I felt that your appearance was just pretending, but I really didn't expect Lord Shinigami's true nature to be this... a person who escaped." Namikaze Minato was also suddenly exposed by Leon. The corners of his mouth twitched, apparently startled by the image of Leon suddenly falling to the ground.

Even when the white-haired Grim Reaper was a little suspicious when he only moved his mouth but didn't move his hands, even Minato Namikaze, who was mentally prepared, was shocked by Leon's sudden exposure of his nature, and he never expected to be in charge of human life. The god of death who kills the power and connives at the believers to be evil is such... an indescribable person.

"Jumping" or something... Just from the suspicious pause when Namikaze Minato spoke, you can know how insincere he was when he said this word.

Peat, this is not jumping, this is simply lacking, stupid, and stunned!

"I'm really sorry to refresh your world view and destroy the solemn image of death in your heart." Leon apologized without sincerity, and Namikaze Minato could almost see the full desire to complain from under the expressionless face of the other party "But I'm really the poor god of death who was dragged down by believers to run errands. Can we discuss it?"

Namikaze Minato, who was completely exhausted from complaining about this troubled young Shinigami, rubbed his cramped face, and then asked stiffly, "What's the deal?"

"Just act as if you've been frightened by me, and then I can go back." Leon said with an enthusiastic tone but his expression was completely invisible, "Of course, after I leave, you can also take it safely. Go back with the achievement of "defeating God of Death", if you need, I can even give you a token as proof of defeating God of Death—"

Namikaze Minato covered his face in pain, and said in a muffled voice: "I beg you not to continue to ruin my three views... If this continues, I will doubt those heroes who have defeated all kinds of demon kings in the legend. Wasn't the glorious record also negotiated in this way..."

"Namikaze Minato, you have a lot of ideas!" Leon said, "How about it, do you want to be the hero who defeated the god of death!"

Namikaze Minato put down his hand, looked at the white-haired Shinigami with a serious expression for a while, and then said weakly: "...Your battle against my outlook on life was really successful, even if I understand that you are Shinigami, but now I don't want to There is no sense of awe at all! Let alone fear!"

After Leon failed to hold back the cool and domineering skin to expose the true nature of the fish lips, the pressure of the god of death that had suppressed Minato Namikaze so nervous was also swept away.

Although the white-haired Shinigami who is standing in front of me with great interest and discussing the "Hero Star-making Project" is completely different from ordinary people in terms of hair color and eye color, Namikaze Minato always feels that what he is facing now is the "heroes" in the village. The dream has not been extinguished and has always maintained the fantasy of defeating the devil or becoming the devil by himself, a boy who is referred to as the second phase of "...

Oh, the Grim Reaper turned out to be a secondary illness!The world is simply broken!

"It's not that Shinigami is a chuunibyou, it should be said that the chuunibyou should also be a reaper!" Leon retorted with a serious face, and then Minakaze covered his face and found that he was unconsciously thinking about it. Everything has been said...

I'll go, will I still be infected if I stay with the stupid god of death?

"Well, don't have such a disillusioned expression on your face." Leon patted Namikaze Minato on the shoulder, "Fortunately, you are not my believer, if you let those who have always thought that the god of death is crazy and cool The believers know my true face... I always feel that I will be killed by believers who have lost all three views and have no hope of ginseng, and then pretend that this is not the case."

Namikaze Minato: ...＿(:з」∠)＿No, no, no, even if I am not your believer, I still have the idea of ​​killing you and pretending that all this is an illusion.

However, considering the insurmountable barrier between humans and gods, Namikaze Minato had no choice but to give up such a tempting three-view salvation plan, and asked with a sigh: "Master Shinigami, are you still keeping me?" What do you want?"

"Didn't I just say it all, I need your surrender." Leon shrugged casually, destroying the high-end, foreign and high-end temperament that comes with Fiarolian's body. , "It's those rebels who were forced to blow themselves up by you. When they summoned me, their request was to let you be tortured by the god of death."

"Look at how good your companions are, I glared at them and they all left in fright. If everyone cooperates like this, then I can finish my work and go back." Leon stared bitterly. Namikaze Minato glanced, "So, you quickly kneel in front of me and say loudly, 'Master Shinigami, I was wrong, I surrendered, please forgive me', won't it be over?"

Namikaze Minato rubbed his temples with a headache, resisting the idea that the nonsense of this one person in front of him could be as good as a group of aunts' chattering, and asked in a swallowed voice: "I think you can go back. Don't be in a hurry... Since I am lucky enough to meet you in person, there is a question that has troubled me for a long time and I really have to ask—"

"Master Reaper, why do you allow your believers to set off a bloodbath in the world, disrupting the order so that there will never be peace?"

Namikaze Minato stared at Leon's expression, and did not let go of the flash of bewilderment, and continued to ask: "According to the short contact with you, I completely overturned the previous "Death God Fiarolian is a cruel man." The idea of ​​"evil god"... I can see that you are not keen on creating death and taking lives, so why do you want to connive at your believers to do harm to the world?"

"Wait, wait, wait..." Leon looked at Namikaze Minato blankly, apparently unable to turn his mind, and asked puzzledly, "Indulging believers? Disaster for the world? Set off a bloody storm ? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about!"

Namikaze Minato glanced at Leon sadly, and had a deeper understanding of this guy's stupid nature, and said even more weakly: "Don't you know that the "Corpse Village" composed of your followers has produced a large number of Zombie warriors, and trying to defeat other ninja villages to conquer the world?"

Conquering the world is none of my business. I am responsible for saving the world. Conquer the world and go find Odin... Leon complained silently in his heart, and then asked with a gray and serious expression: "Corpse Village and the Living Dead?" I really don’t know about corpse warriors... If you don’t mind, can you introduce them to me? I don’t want to help believers take the blame either.”

Namikaze Minato, who felt deeply that he had picked up a baby instead of a god of death, sighed again, and then put on a bitter face to describe how the world of Naruto changed from Ninja Village Wars to Zombie Siege. After talking about it again, he finally added a sentence feebly.

"Lord Reaper, I don't dare to expect that you can stop your crazy believers... But at least can you tell us the weakness of the zombie fighters? If we can find out a way to effectively hurt those walking dead, we can't do it now. It will be so passive."

"It turned out to be like this!" Leon, who was completely immersed in shock, did not hear Namikaze Minato's last words clearly, but fell into a curse against Loki, a cheater, "Live!" I really don't know about the forbidden technique of corpse refining and the forbidden technique of death. Although it is true that the one who appeared in front of those rebellious ninjas was the god of death, Fiarolian, but the person who did these things was not me, but the person who used this body before. people."

Loki, you plot against me!

Namikaze Minato obviously didn't expect Leon to burst out such a big news all of a sudden, and was a little dizzy from the shock...

"Aren't you going to say next time that the Grim Reaper actually has dual personalities, one named Fei Ya and the other named Luo Lian, and the combination of the cruel and cute one is Fi Ya Luo Lian?"

"Do you think I can use this kind of rotten meme!" Leon complained bitterly, and after turning around and cursing Loki for a while, he gave up the treatment and said with a mournful face: " Forget it, it doesn't matter who passed on the forbidden art... Don't worry, I will solve the problem of the living corpses and the corpse village. It should be removed by me, the god of death."

Namikaze Minato didn't expect this white-haired Shinigami who was too young to be so responsible, and his favorability for him suddenly soared, and he asked excitedly: "Then how are you going to solve the problem of living corpses?"

Leon smiled slightly: "I haven't started thinking about it yet, don't worry."

Namikaze Minato: ...It's crazy to believe that this guy is responsible!