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Chapter 9 Caught Lu Bu Molesting, God Exchange Leads Hua Xiong

It was indeed a coincidence that Lu Bu appeared here today. His elite troops had actually arrived near Hulao Pass earlier, but in line with the iron law that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers and their personalities do not match, they did not inform Hua Xiong of it.And now his soldiers have just been settled, and he has just received Hua Xiong Tiaojiao's non-war threat letter. He wants to go out to see if Hua Xiong really won't fight unless he sees him. Not really don't show up.

So he saw a peerless slow-motion movie of a boy fighting three sentinels.

So the coping strategy he adopted was to watch them finish.If the young man loses, then he may save people based on the mentality of being a hero to save the beauty and help the weak. If the sentinel loses, then based on the principle that the one who kills the soldiers of his camp is the enemy, he may kill people.If Ah Dou knew that he would survive if he chose to lose the game, I believe he would have been lying on the ground and could not move at this time, but he didn't know.

Will a Zhao Yun's apprentice lose to three sentries who just have a higher agility attribute without being waterproof or stupid? The answer is definitely - no.So A Dou is going to be killed, and he will have the honor of dying under the bare hands of the God of War Lu Bu.

However, even if it is a rubbish action movie, it is not without some merits. At least for a martial artist of Lu Bu's level, being able to see moves that make his eyes shine is enough to upgrade this slow-motion replay to a refined version of martial arts. Tutorial is up.To be honest, Lu Bu really couldn't figure out why the boy hadn't managed the three cannon fodder with such a powerful and exquisite move. Every time the sword pierced into the cannon fodder's body, the depth was not enough to make it fatal.Fortunately, Lu Bu naturally wouldn't consider that this was because Adou's double-strand swords were not long enough, or he suspected that Adou actually had a special habit of causing cannon fodder to bleed too much to death.

Curiosity, in addition to killing cats, can also make your violence index bearish for a period of time.The most admirable thing about Lu Bu is that he has no one but martial arts opponents in his eyes. The most disgusting thing about Lu Bu is that he obviously looks down on anyone except martial arts opponents, good horses and beauties.

But the biggest problem at this time is that his Chitu MM is by his side, and he doesn't know the beautiful woman Diaochan yet.

So after the three sentinels finally couldn't bear the double blow of body and mind, they sent the sword deeper into their bodies to get the box lunch as they wished, Lu Bu walked over, and it was obvious that he was sitting on the rock with his buttocks blank. The boy who was going to pick up his helmet asked, "Where did you learn those tricks just now?"

A Dou can swear that he really just took a short break, and when his strength returns, he will naturally pack up and go back to find his second uncle and third uncle. You have to understand that with his current physical strength, he really can't bear the fuss and condolences of the two of them. Now, especially when this condolence will be repeated non-stop because of Uncle Guan's slowness, so who is this handsome guy? (Hey, are these two things necessarily related?!)

"?" A Dou tilted his head and looked at Lu Bu with his eyes. The backlight made Lu Bu's figure extraordinarily tall, and the shadow made his handsome outline clearer.But A Dou is obviously an upright and resolute normal boy up to now, and he has not directly salivated and stared at Venus. He is regarded as a series of Qiong Yao stories about heaven and man stalking and marrying the right man in the wrong sedan chair (something strange has been mixed in) ?).

In line with the good mentality that the Master's heart is indispensable and the heart of defense against others is indispensable, A Dou neither immediately asked idiotic questions such as 'who are you', nor answered the provocative sentence 'why did I tell you'.He just showed off his cuteness a little carelessly.

And then... Then of course, the young man Lu Bu from all over was startled, his arrogance leaked out, and as he wished, he saw the boy's originally cute expression change to '! ' The horror expression.Lu Bu stepped forward and lifted A Dou from the back. To be honest, he had wanted to do this for a long time. He shook the boy in his hand and saw his four hooves tightly huddled together. Instinct told him that the fighting danger of the little animal was below the pass line to the point where even Brother Baichun couldn't pull the mark.

"Now we can talk, huh?"

"It's...it's number one in the world!...Taught by guns." It really can't be said that he is a coward, A Dou just gave up resistance because he knew he couldn't resist.Knowing that Master Zilong's name could not be revealed, he originally wanted to say that he was the number one teacher in the world, because since he was sensible, Master Zilong was recognized as the number one in the world, but when A Dou saw the ray of doubt in the man in front of him, He still resolutely added the word "gun" at the end.Wuwuwu, Master Zilong, I'm sorry!

"The number one shot in the world... Are you Tong Yuan's disciple?" In fact, Lu Bu was just wondering how the number one in the world could teach such an apprentice, he never thought that he was the number one in the world.

"...Forget it, uh, right?" Destroying people is not tiresome, of course it is better to ruin Tongyuan.Anyway, helping my favorite apprentice's apprentice to take the blame, I believe it seems well deserved(?)

"Hehe, what's the name of that trick just now? It's not like Tong Yuan's Hundred Birds Facing Phoenix Spear, and you used a sword, right?" Seeing A Dou's frightened and changing expression, Lu Bu smiled. He also challenged Yuan, but it was a pity that Tong Yuan was old and lived up to his original peak state. Afterwards, Tong Yuan once mentioned to him that he had taken in a talented close-door disciple, and that in time he would be able to fight against him.But now this one in my hand... ahem.

"I adapted that move. It doesn't have a name yet. My family's weapon is the sword. I can't do anything about it." Knowing that the man in front of him was not so much questioning as despising, A Dou was a little angry. The time is spent modifying the Seven Detective Snake Pan Gun so that it can be used with male and female double-strand swords. How easy is it to adapt martial arts?

"Oh? That's not bad..." Lu Bu inadvertently poked Adou's bulging cheek with the finger of the other hand. The soft touch made Lu Bu stunned. Why does this kind of skin only appear on top-quality women? It will appear on the body of a young man in military uniform, and it is learned that he has finally begun to look forward to the duel with the eighteenth princes.But... Are the armors of the allied forces of the princes so light?Or his special cut corners?Why did he think that he hadn't held Fang Tianhua's halberd heavy after mentioning it for a long time?

"What's your name?" Well, looking closer, there is still a baby's fine suede on his face, isn't he really a woman disguised as a man?

A Dou deeply felt that he had been molested, really.This is the first time since he was born and sensible, he was molested by someone other than his second uncle, third uncle, Mr. Zilong, Mr. Zilong, Mrs. Yueying, Mrs. Huang Zhong, grandpa... (the following dozens of people are omitted), and he was used Uncle's skin (what's with your relieved tone?), and he can't resist yet.So he persisted in the state where his cheeks were leaked by Lu Bu, and he persisted in puffing up and then being poked==b.

From the moment the man in front of him called him to stop, the life-saving mechanism of the Adou card was fully activated.The deep sense of danger and premonition of death made Adou dare not even run away.And this decision is undoubtedly very correct, because if he ran away at the beginning, he would not be held by this man as a cos mutton skewer, but would be punched directly into a mutton skewer.

"...Adou, puff." Because he had to answer the question, the inflated cheeks that had been punctured did not keep up with the master's rhythm for a moment, causing Adou to blow a bubble.

As the bubble popped, the two of them fell into a weird silence for a moment while keeping their fingers on their cheeks.

"Hahahaha, you're so funny." A second later, Lu Bu laughed first, and he made a teasing gesture of pinching his face mercilessly, feeling the tender and elastic skin of the boy being squeezed by his hands. Gently pulling, he suddenly felt that the boy in front of him had something that attracted him unexpectedly other than his moves.

"What are you doing here?" If you can take it back to play, or don't kill it for the time being.

"I... um, I'm here to kill Hua Xiong!" Seeing the man in front of him with obvious suspicion, A Dou felt that he was dead anyway, and his intuition told him that it would be better to tell the truth.Moreover, this man didn't have the dark circles under the eyes typical of Hulaoguan soldiers, so he might not be Hua Xiong's.There are always a lot of people loyal to the Han Dynasty in the world, maybe he will be lucky to meet a fan of the Han Dynasty, although this person doesn't look like...

"Killing Huaxiong... the quarrel in front of Hulao Pass these days is your masterpiece?" To be honest, it is useless, Huaxiong is a veteran general, so it is impossible for him to be affected by this.

"That's right, it's just that Hua Xiong can't defend himself, otherwise the people in Hulao Pass will be able to sleep well." A Dou then thought that this person was someone nearby, so it was very likely that he was a person in Hulao Pass, or Do not offend the good.

"Oh..." Lu Bu looked at the little animal's eyes moving back and forth with a half-smile, um, did he come to kill Hua Xiong or was Hua Xiong kill him?As far as the three-legged cat kungfu is concerned, although it can deal with ordinary generals, Hua Xiong is still a first-class general, but watching this little thing fight Hua Xiong, what kind of moves will he use to drive Hua Xiong to death?That was kind of fun.

"You went to kill Hua Xiong?"

"Well... it's me... or my second brother or my third brother." A Dou thought about it carefully, and felt that it would be safer for the second uncle to go.

"Oh?" He has two younger brothers? "Then how about I lure Hua Xiong out for you?"

"Okay... ah?" A Dou didn't know why the person in front of him jumped so fast in four dimensions. He didn't know that Lu Bu had always acted recklessly. To him, things that can be entertained are valuable. He helped Dong Zhuo guard the tiger prison , so what if you play with him as a general.

"Okay, then it's a deal, I'll lure Hua Xiong out for you, but as a reward... If you catch me next time, you'll be my pet, how about it?"

Page [-] of A Douxiong's Balu: Being grabbed by the collar and lifted up is a stunt. Not only is it very demanding for the person who lifts it, but also for the person who is lifted. So remind the children in front of the TV not to imitate , not everyone can be as technical as me! ...what am I proud of?

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