A Dou can afford it

If you ask Jia Xu what was his first feeling when he arrived in Xuzhou—how did his father buy such a small courtyard, and how could his mother live in it!

If you ask Jia Xu what the first thing he does when he arrives in Xuzhou is to look at people and look at Fengshui.

"My lord, you are surrounded by purple air, you are covered with multi-colored rays of light, your face is rosy, and your eyes are shining brightly. It is the appearance of the Virgin Mary that is rarely seen in the world!" Jia Xu solemnly and solemnly finished worshiping the lord After that, he looked at Adou affectionately for a long time with his characteristic slender and sharp eyes, and said with a smile.

"...What does the initial consonant mean?" A Dou, who was so calm on the surface that he seemed to completely ignore Jia Xu's eyes, was actually hypnotizing that the Chinese cabbage in front of him turned to ask Kong Ming.

Hey, when did Mr. Kong Ming walk behind me from his seat?

"Birth mother and birth mother means that she will be born a daughter!" Seeing the silence of the crowd, Cai Yan hurriedly answered.

Why are you swollen here? !

A Dou looked at Cai Yan with horrified eyes. Under the guidance of Mrs. Yueying, Cai Wenji, one of the women who was well-known as a negative example of the murder case caused by marrying the wrong husband, was standing with a happy face Grandpa Huang Zhong is next to him like a little bird.Although A Dou respects women more than his father Liu Bei—no way, Sanniang and Mrs. Yueying are too great, but it doesn’t mean that he will allow someone who doesn’t even recognize him when an important military meeting is held The girl who is the protagonist appears here.So why did the gatekeeper let her in? Did he not feed these soldiers recently, causing them to be dizzy from hunger?

"I'm here to see Sanying and Lu Bu!" Cai Yan didn't seem to be shy at all. Before the embarrassed Huang Zhong explained, she looked up and swept Guan Yu, Zhao Yun and others one by one until Lu Bu stopped. .

Strangely, such impolite looking directly did not arouse the resentment of several people, even Lu Bu, who has always had a bad temper, looked calm.

The little girl's eyes were straight.

Brother Yun explained it this way.

In fact, today's military aircraft meeting mainly has the following three agendas. First, integrate Xuzhou officials and troops, and formally take over Xuzhou to develop well. Second, discuss and deal with the little emperor's incident, and consider how to teach the little emperor. Third, plot wrongdoing.

Regarding the first point, after Tao Qian and Jia Xu expressed their views, it has basically been resolved. This time the siege also brought a big reshuffle to Xuzhou City. It is obvious at a glance whether it is loyal or treacherous. For this reason, Zhao Yun promoted a large number of grassroots cadres. , the Xuzhou army finally grew into an army not inferior to Huben in the flames of war. At the same time, they generously included a small half of Yangzhou occupied by Gao Shun into Xuzhou's territory-the emperor always has privileges, doesn't he?

Regarding the second point, we have to go further.

It was a full moon night that day, Guan Yu had just been released by Cao Cao and rushed back to his mansion, but just as he entered the courtyard, he saw a woman dancing in the courtyard, while his third brother, who was supposed to be recuperating on the bed, was careless Sitting there admiring and drinking.

Doesn't he know that he should avoid drinking when he is injured?

Guan Yu frowned, went up and flew the woman PIA who jumped closer to the third brother, then grabbed Zhang Fei like a kitten, and strode into the room.

Zhang Fei belched aggrievedly, and skillfully climbed up Guan Yu's neck with both hands, seeking a more comfortable position.He is really wronged. This is Hua Tuo's newly developed medicinal wine brought by his elder brother himself. It is for his health. A few days ago, he was worried about Guan Yu. He was offered sleep-promoting medicinal wine, but he still couldn't fall asleep. In fact, Zhang Fei felt that he had fallen asleep before, but he forgot to close his eyes because he was too worried.

Ahem, anyway, Hua Tuo felt that his medicinal wine could not go wrong, so he was asked to drink it in the yard today, saying that blowing the wind can speed up the divergence speed, but it is a pity that he has injured his leg and has to move with a limp. When he came out, he actually didn't expect that the second brother would come back so soon. He received the news that it was tomorrow morning, so he wanted to drink more today, go to bed early and get up early, but he saw the second brother appear while drinking, eh ...with an ugly face, did he really suffer from Cao Cao's grievances?Damn it, let me take that thief Cao!

The wind was blowing all the way, and Guan Yu, who didn't even look at Liu Bei, calmly and somewhat angrily slipped Zhang Fei to the soft couch in the bedroom. He wanted him to lie down and start to teach him a lesson, but he found that he couldn't break his hand , could only maintain a hugging posture and stare fiercely at this disobedient guy, but until his entire face flushed red with anger, he didn't hear Zhang Fei's apology—this guy nestled comfortably in Guan Yu's arms. Rie fell asleep with his eyes wide open.

So the next day, A Dou pulled up his second and third uncles from the bed with a look of excitement and excitement, and maintained Zhang Fei's posture of encircling Guan Yu, and rushed forward to want a big hug from the three brothers, only to find that he was holding the big head of two stiff necks. He couldn't clasp his hands no matter what, and finally Zhao Yun couldn't stand it any longer, so he added his own hands and circled them, satisfying A Dou's dream of a happy reunion.

The four of them hugged each other in such a posture and their faces were calm, but they were so hot and sticky that they couldn't escape. Of course, Guan Yu must still be angry after one night, given Guan Yu's mental retardation. Looking at Guan Yu's obviously angry face, he also remembered another important matter from the past, and asked Guan Yu why he seriously injured Diao Chan last night.

Yes, seriously injured, if it wasn't for my cheap son who woke up early this morning and clamored for his mother to accompany him to go around the yard, Mrs. Gan would not have found Diao Chan lying dying in the corner, even though Diao Chan helped the little emperor divide Xuzhou. The person in the house was very shameless to be on the plane, but after all, it was still a life in its prime. Mrs. Gan still invited Hua Tuo to give Diao Chan an injection and prescribe medicine. I was practicing dancing in the yard, and I ran into Guan Yu who came back in the middle of the night. I wanted to go up to meet him, but was sent flying by Guan Yu's merciless palm. I was seriously injured and unconscious until I was rescued this morning.Although she was [-]% puzzled by the fact that Diao Chan was still dancing in the yard in the middle of the night, Mrs. Gan said calmly that there was already a generation gap between herself and the unmarried girl. Anyway, there is no son to fight, as long as she understands what his son is thinking. enough.

So since it's not good to be upright and tear up the face of the little emperor, A Dou can only bring Diao Chan's infinite grievances to come to 'excuse the teacher'.

"She wants to sneak attack third brother." Guan Yu answered seriously and quickly.

"What?!" A Dou jumped up in shock, he naturally believed that his second uncle was more than that Diao Chan, he was just shocked that Diao Chan was going to attack Uncle Zhang Fei and his second uncle spared her life.Could it be...

Zhao Yun didn't need to look to know that A Dou must be thinking about something strange now. He was also a little puzzled about Diao Chan getting up to dance in the middle of the night, but he was even more puzzled by Zhang Fei who was "attempted to be attacked". Diao Chan in front of you?

——You fell asleep dear.

Anyway, one of the little emperor's arms was broken by Guan Yu, and the little emperor looked at Diao Chan twice before and after, who was wrapped into rice dumplings. In A Dou, how could you let me punish me for an irrelevant woman? Dear siblings' and Guan Yu' why did you send Diao Chan to assassinate the third brother' and Zhang Fei 'how can you blame my second brother for being so childish, so insensitive and so unreasonable', retreating, thinking behind closed doors, abandoning Che Baoshuai.

Later they found out that the little emperor wanted to use Diao Chan to dance to send a message to the man outside the door. He dared to dance in front of Zhang Fei to deceive others, but he was just unlucky.Anyway, this matter was found out by Jia Xu. He had just taken over the intelligence work in Xuzhou, and it was time for fun, so A Dou really couldn't figure out what the follow-up situation would be from the horrific expressions of his cronies. Later, Mr. Kong Ming took this opportunity to find a teacher for the little emperor. He was a famous teacher in Xuzhou City, and he was known as the female ring of the Three Character Classic.

And the third thing... Didn't Cao Cao beg a general to go back when he retreated last time? Official activities are about to start again, but now that the princes are separated, it is impossible for them to ask the princes to pay tribute in exchange for official positions. official position.

Of course, as Adou, although it is inconvenient to offend powerful princes because of his sensitive status, it is impossible for every prince to appoint a high-ranking official. They rebelled against each other, so everyone started a heated discussion about which princes to invest in.

In the northern area, because of their grudge against Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, they like to help one or two princes jump up and make trouble for them, but they have already taken the two biggest generals, and they can't except hope that the two can fight each other Do other things, but A Dou proposed to confer Ma Teng in Xiliang as General Zhenxi at a price of one hundred Xi Liang horses. Although he was puzzled by A Dou's insistence on embezzling Ma, everyone still gave the lord enough respect. In the end, This official position was half sold and half given away to the Ma family.

As for the south, they rarely have different opinions, because the most powerful in the south is Sun Jian, the tiger from the east of the Yangtze River. Xiao Wang, the original point of view of Xu Shu and others is to support another force to fight against the Sun family, so that they can consume each other, so that the Xuzhou army can go south in the future, but A Dou hopes to support Sun Jian, make a good relationship, and deal with Cao Cao and Yuan Shao first.

But compared to Xu Shu, Chen Deng and others who were clear and well-cited, A Dou obviously couldn't explain why, and could only look at Kong Ming as if asking for help. Kong Ming was silent, but Jia Xu said that we should vote.As a result, all the counselors supported Xu Shu, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei supported Adou by looking left and right, Zhao Yun touched Adou's head and stood here, Lu Bu stood up and looked at Gao Shun, Huang Zhong, etc. who had not yet voted, several generals Resisting the pressure and moving towards A Dou, Lu Bu raised his eyebrows, put away Fang Tian's painted halberd and stood beside A Dou.Xu Shu sighed that the lord cannot be spoiled, how can you not distinguish between right and wrong!Kong Ming stood up slowly and wrote Sun Jian's name on the canonized imperial decree.

At this moment, Xu Shu clearly saw the big characters on the face of the opposite person:

The main character is for pampering.

In this way, this small meeting decided the changes in the situation in the Central Plains in the next three years. Cao Cao and Yuan Shu did not fight each other as everyone expected, but reached an agreement under Guo Jia's go-between. Controlled the five prefectures of Ji, Qing, Yan, Si, and Yong, and became the largest warlord group in the Central Plains. Sun Jian also justifiably unified Jingzhou and Jiaozhou, leaving Liu Zhang's Yizhou and Yuan Shu's Yangzhou afraid to move.

Under the emperor's edict, Jia Xu and Tao Qian went to Yuzhou to persuade the governor of Yuzhou, Kong Yu, to submit. Adou successfully occupied Yuzhou and Xuzhou, plus Ma Teng from Xiliang, these seven are now the most powerful princes in the Central Plains.

Of course, Yuan Shu was kept by Adou in Xuzhou as a guest because of his stubbornness. Although most of Yangzhou belonged to Yuan Shu, he couldn't control it.

It can be said that in this short period of three years, except for Xuzhou's soldiers who won a state without bloodshed, the soldiers and horses of other princes have been consumed by the war, and their strength has been reduced. They have successfully achieved the goal of recuperation set by Kong Ming. .If it weren't for Sun Ce's vigor to take Jingzhou one step earlier, the Xuzhou army planned to send troops to Jingzhou.

"The weather is good this year, and the Yellow River has not broken its embankment. It has been more than half a year since Yuan Shao captured Yongzhou, and Cao Cao's Qingzhou army has also completed its expansion. It is very likely that they will send troops to Yuzhou."

In the Fuguo General's Mansion, Xu Shu, who has lost his martial spirit due to three years of experience, has learned to watch his lord sitting in the main seat gnawing watermelon in a leisurely manner.

"Although Yuan Shao stood still for three years, he never gave up on rescuing Yuan Shu. This time he is willing to give up Yanzhou, which he took so hard to capture, to Cao Cao. It must be that he has reached an attack agreement with Cao Cao again."

"Cao Cao wanted Xuzhou, Yuan Shao wanted Yuzhou, and they got a fair share."

"With the current strength of the Xuzhou army, it is obviously unwise to jointly fight against the Yuan-Cao alliance. We can only divide. Yuan Shao regards us as a deadly enemy, and it is inevitable that we cannot be reconciled. Although Cao Cao lost face in the defeat of Xuzhou City, he is more rational and cautious. , and will not rush to attack with all our strength, if we concentrate our firepower on Yuan Shao, we may not have no chance."

"It's better to attack first, and then to suffer disaster. Whether it is Qingzhou or Yanzhou, it is not easy to attack, but Yongzhou Sizhou..."

A Dou listened to the loving communication between your counselors, and calmly vomited out the watermelon seeds, basically clarifying the theme of the war with Yuan Shao.Lu Bianbian beside him has long since fallen asleep bored, and his patience has become worse and worse in the past three years. Before, he was able to hold on until he finished the lotus seed soup.

As he said that, A Dou took a sip of the cold lotus seed soup made by Master Zilong, and took a sip happily. It was sweet and cool, and he hurriedly fed it to Master Zilong. She handed over her own bowl to him.

I can eat three more bowls today!A Dou silently made a V in his heart, and took Lu Bianwei's bowl into his pocket without moving his expression.

"Don't drink too much."

Unexpectedly, in a hurry to finish the two bowls, A Dou, who was about to happily continue masturbating, suddenly stretched out a pair of slender hands in front of him, moved the full bowl of lotus seed soup away, and snatched his spoon.

gentlemen……

A Dou tried to regain the sovereignty of the spoon with mournful eyes, but found that Zhuge Liang had already drank his own soup from his spoon gracefully...

Sir, you obviously don't drink such sweet soup, do you?

"It is too sweet."

So after drinking a bowl, Kong Ming calmly put down the spoon, frowned and said.

Adouxiong Balu Chapter 82: My brother... cough, my son is already three years old, and my mother said that he decided to call him Liu Chan. I fought against it several times, but they were all suppressed and dismissed. Go and urge Liu Chan, hoping that he can grow up to be a young master like me, at least he won't embarrass me in the history books in the future.However, Mr. Kong Ming doesn’t seem to like me seeing my mother and younger brother all the time. Every time I sleep with my mother and younger brother for a night, he will drive me out to sleep. It’s useless to ask Master Zilong, and then I will be the same The dark-faced Lu Bianxiang took him to take a bath, and I had to soak for half an hour before I could come out.snort!I don't...Mr. Kong Ming, I've cleaned up, let me go in TT...