A Dou can afford it

Lu Bu picked up Ah Dou like a bag of rice, and strode out of the tent completely ignoring the eyes of other people in the tent.

A Dou lifted his head vigorously and sent a distress signal to Xu Shu.

Xu Shu, who has been wondering why the lord is here, why brother Kong Ming has never mentioned to himself whether the lord is dangerous or not, just wanted to step forward, but suddenly felt his body stiffen. The lord left... Regarding this matter, Xu Shu, who was dedicated to the savior and has become a decision-making figure in his own right, said in his later memoirs: Lu Bu is very strong, but Lu Bu is not a qualified general at all, not only does he not listen to the words of the military adviser , and actually offended the lord openly, it's really... really... terrible!

Lu Bu didn't care about the reaction of the soldiers outside at all. To be precise, the soldiers didn't dare to look directly at their brave and extraordinary General Lu, so A Dou deceived himself by tying his belt to his eyes, which just made the soldiers feel the pain on General Lu's shoulder People are a little familiar, no matter how specific, I'm sorry, I didn't dare to look carefully.

"I was wrong." Feeling that Lu Bu had finally stopped, the first reaction of A Dou who came to the main account of the general's life and rest was to admit his mistake. It is always right to admit your mistake first, which can save you from the risk of being killed in seconds.A Dou secretly took a look at Lu Bu's black face, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and secretly retracted his hands into his sleeves to pinch the crumpled kit that Master Kong Ming gave him before he left.Papa, tears came down.

People say that 36 tricks can be converted into countless tricks by learning and using them. A Dou silently counted the nine-nine-nine multiplication table that Master Kong Ming taught him when he was a child, and calmly and nervously reassembled the three tricks. , and now in order to save lives, it is obvious that he can only cry.

Lu Bu, who was about to speak just now, visibly stiffened for a moment. Looking at the person with red nose and red eyes, his fists were clenched and loosened. It was so messy. Come to the border, looking for death?Don't know if they want to arrest Yuan Shu, others also want to arrest him?A general around me didn't even bring a horse with him, a private visit in a micro-service?

Teeth itching with hatred in his heart, Lu Bu looked at the face in front of him but couldn't do anything, unable to express the depression in his chest, Lu Bu finally decided to throw A Dou onto the bed.

clap clap clap!

Loud snoring sound.A Dou was completely stunned. Although Lu Bu had control, the strange feeling coming from his arm still made him fall into the trap. The PP is still Daddy's PP... Well... It feels so strange!

At this time, A Dou stopped crying, and when his thoughts began to flow again, he began to shrink into Lu Bu's arms, like a wronged child.

Looking at the idiot who plunged into his arms and trembled every time he hit him, Lu Bu hesitated for a while, and finally stopped.

"Get up." Encircling the waist of the person in his arms, he wanted to help him up to see if he was crying miserably, but he didn't expect that the moment the center of gravity tilted, the person in his arms suddenly threw himself onto the bed.

"Hmph." Lu Bu snorted, and the next second there was an obvious tooth mark on his neck.As if still not relieved, A Dou once again held down Lu Bu in his condescending posture and bit the neck on the other side.He swears that he really didn't choose this method on purpose, but for a hard-skinned general who is covered in soft armor, only his face and neck are exposed, his stomach is sitting on his stomach, and his hands are firmly grasped by himself. What do you think of him?Bite your face?

The moment the tooth shell touched his neck, Lu Bu's tense muscles slowly relaxed, and his attacking leg, which was a few inches away from the person on his body, slowly returned to its original position.

As if he had had enough bites, he pressed himself heavily, and suddenly his body lightened, and the opened curtain showed the fact that the person had already left.

After a long time, Lu Bu slowly sat up from the bed, and lightly pressed the place where Adou had bitten just now. His aorta is also a place that must be protected in the decisive battle of generals. No one has ever touched it, because the neck is hit. It represents defeat and death, and Lu Bu, the god of war, never loses.

Lu Bu didn't know what this meant, a lord who could defeat himself?Dude?

After a rare pause, Lu Bu stood up, his eyes inadvertently glanced at A Douyi's belt which had left by the bed in a hurry.He had seen this belt before, it was worn by the new military adviser... When did the relationship between Adou and that civil official get so good that he could lend her the belt to hang her eyes?Lu Bu narrowed his eyes slightly, walked to the bed and picked up his belt.It also seems to have those weird creases left on it.

And here, Adou walked out of the tent with arrogance.How dare you beat him, the lord really thinks he is a red rabbit if he doesn't show his power!Let me tell you, even in bed, I...!

Adou stopped abruptly.Although he took a few breaths, he gradually calmed down and realized that after the commotion just now, he completely forgot the purpose of coming. What did he hear just now?Guo Jia wanted to cooperate with Lu Bianbian, and Lu Bianbian agreed!A Dou covered his head and started running back.

So the patrolling soldiers on the road could only continue to watch in horror as a man who was just a sack just now ran away and came, making all kinds of threats, fights and provocations in front of General Lu's camp, the magnitude of which was so great that he was so angry. Can empathize.But the strange thing is, the hand he kept waving never fanned even a little bit of wind from the beginning to the end, raising the thin curtain to disturb the people inside.

brush!The door curtain opened, and two cold words came from inside the tent - "Come in".

The soldier 囧囧 looked at the man who walked into the tent with his hands and feet in a hurry, and suddenly heard a team leader who happened to pass by behind him exclaim: "Oh my god, isn't that the lord?!"

The soldier silently picked up the iron sword that fell to the ground due to shaking hands, stood at attention, turned around, and obediently went to the Military Disciplinary Office to receive his punishment.This is the first time he has recognized the so-called strange rule set by General Leng Jun Gao that soldiers cannot lose their weapons, and those who violate the order will be punished with twenty sticks. To be honest, he thinks this punishment is still too light. Come……

"You can't cooperate with Guo Jia!"

Lu Bu took his eyes away from the belt in his hand, and looked at this man who was going to be the first to make a splash when he came in, with his chest upright and awe-inspiring.

"why?"

Because you will definitely be designed!Since you can't play, don't gamble, be careful to follow in the footsteps of your father, lose your wife and lose your army!

Of course, A Dou couldn’t tell the truth about these words, so when he heard Lu Bu’s calm question, he rolled his eyes and said: “Because Cao Cao is a person who cares about face, he always tells people outside that he keeps his promises and retreats.” How could he do such a shameless thing. What's more, they are bullying others and the situation is very good. You don't know. Back then, Cao Cao ordered the closure of the entire The shop also said that it was the clothesmaker's clothes that didn't fit. Even though the style of the clothes became popular in the whole state, he didn't let the clothesmaker go. It is absolutely useless to say that, and ah, back then he..." A Dou said more and more vigorously, and the more he talked, the more he felt that he was reasonable, and Mrs. Yueying often told him that Cao Cao was just a chicken belly who wanted to be the prime minister Man, don't look at him as if he is very open-minded, it's all due to his false attributes of the prime minister's punting, what he... what Mrs. Yueying said must be correct, so Lu Bu will definitely realize that after listening to him wrong!

"...So you must not trust Guo Jia, this is impossible." A Dou made a concluding statement with satisfaction.Then he looked at Lu Bu expectantly, the words "It makes sense, please agree!" were almost written in his shining eyes.

"...Do you know Cao Cao very well?" However, Lu Bu, who had been silent since just now, asked another question. He even knew so many private things about Cao Cao, in order to make him believe that there are many things about this person in front of him. Is there something you don't know?

Oops, got carried away!

A Dou froze for a moment, immediately rubbed his hands together and let out a dry smile.I thought to myself that this trick has already been used, so is he going to hang himself again now?But the belt is in the hands of Lu Bianbian, so he can't reach it!

"Whose belt is this?"

A Dou, who was still thinking about how to get away with it just now, stared blankly at the person in front of him who suddenly changed the subject.Is Lu Bianbian so considerate?

Well, the belt... is Mr. Kong Ming's, right?He secretly tore it off that day. He wanted to take revenge on Mr. Kong Ming for sending him away, but he kept it on his body when he was on the way.

A Dou glanced at Lu Bu's serious face, and subconsciously felt that this answer was not very reliable.

"Kong Ming... sent by the military division."

But the cost of lying seems to be even greater.Lu Bu followed up with the next question. "Then why did the military advisor give the lord such a private item? Does the lord have no belt?" Xuzhou is so poor that the lord needs to use the military advisor's second-hand belt?

Lord... my lord? !

A Dou widened his eyes and looked at the perverted Lu who called him like this in front of him. Is this an honorific?But why did he feel that perverted Lu was angry?Hmm...it seems a little scarier than when playing PP.

"Ah, no, this belt was actually misplaced by Xiaoyun (the maid of Xuzhou Governor's Mansion) when she was packing up her clothes. I found it when I was leaving, and I didn't have time to return it to the military adviser. Therefore, this belt can only be worn I was by my side, but when he found out that he had taken the wrong belt, he had quickly replaced it with his own belt..." A Dou spoke very slowly, paying attention to Lu's perverted facial expression every time he said a word. Light, it wasn't until the last moment that Lu Bianbao finally spoke.

"Well, let's go eat."

what?

A Douxiong Balu Chapter 67: It wasn't until Gao Shun came back to life with full blood to ask Lu Bu to send troops tomorrow, that A Dou, who had eaten a big bowl of dinner and was being fed soup by Lu Bian, could react in a daze.

"Is Meng Tian's morality thick and thick? (So are you going to bet with Guo Jia tomorrow?)"

Lu Bu turned his head, fed another large spoonful of corn soup, and said lightly: "My lord has already spoken, so naturally obey."

A Dou sprayed Gao Shun's face with a mouthful of salted corn water. He carefully looked at Lu's perverted face. Only then could he be sure that the other party was not angry. He obediently wiped his mouth with the towel handed over by the other party. He handed it to Gao Shun whose face was wet all over again.However, the towel was taken away halfway, and Gao Shun also bowed standardly and left at the same time.A Dou was left behind to drink the soup obediently, and went back to sleep with Lu Bianxing contentedly. Since there will be no fight tomorrow, it is absolutely no problem to sleep until the sun rises. He is so tired. Go to war, he won't sleep well!

—Sometimes the truth is so cruel.