A Dou can afford it

After officially becoming Mr. Zhuge's book boy, A Dou still quickly adapted(?) to the simple life of washing and cooking as a book boy. Mr. Kong Ming's temper is unexpectedly good, and he tolerates the mistakes he made accidentally. attitude, even helping him wipe the rice sticking to his mouth when eating.

Facing Mr. Kong Ming, who is always very elegant and only shows a different helpless expression when he does something embarrassing, Ah Dou has a sense of familiarity as if he has been in a lifetime.

He would never admit that it was because of Mr. Kong Ming's helpless but tolerant expression that he kept doing such idiot things like stumbling and spilling the vegetables!

In order to prove that his IQ is very normal, he is definitely not a mentally handicapped child who was dragged by Mr. Kong Ming to play chess in the past few days and lost in less than an hour (it seems that you really don’t know that the people in the village can’t even play chess with Zhuge Liang The axiom of a stick of incense), A Dou decided to officially launch his Zhuge Matchmaker project at the same time... Obviously, when playing chess with Master Kong Ming before, he could persist for two hours and even win or lose!

So A Dou, you forgot that you are not yet born, Huang Yueying is not yet married, and Zhuge Liang is still too young, he hasn't learned what it means to be patient.

The news of the matchmaker project was successfully connected in the afternoon of the same day.Uncle Zhang Fei has mixed into Huang Yuan's family as the original plan and became a servant. It may be that Uncle Zhang Fei's figure gives people a sense of security, his complexion gives people a sense of honesty, and his eyes give people a sense of deception. Anyway, Zhang Feishu asked Zhang, the butcher in the village, to send news. He has successfully gained the trust of the Huang family, and has a thorough understanding of Miss Huang's day-to-day routine.

So with a guilty conscience, A Dou deleted and deleted the life with Zhuge Liang a few days ago, and added some embellishments to set off his brilliance and martial arts in order to maintain his majesty as a big brother, and asked Aunt Guan at the entrance of the village to give the note to Uncle Zhang Fei who was looking forward to it I took it.

In fact, getting along with Mr. Zhuge, a Sanren, was not as difficult as it was in Adou's own time. Mr. Kong Ming will not force him to read and write, learn strategy to govern the country, and will not ask him to get up in the morning until midnight every day before going to bed. False with a tired smile, he will not ask him to maintain the majesty of the emperor at all times, and at the same time treat every subject with skill - when he drove away a village woman who forced her way in yesterday, Mr. Kong Ming saw The look in his eyes was clearly appreciative.

The current Mr. Kong Ming is like a lion basking in the sun, putting away his claws and calculations, revealing an aura of exile, gentle and harmless... Well, the lethality to female villagers is still a bit stronger.

And just when A Dou thought that his life as a book boy would last for a few more days at least, and he devoted himself to cultivating a good sleeping position so as to prevent the phenomenon of seeing Mr. Kong Ming pulling his legs out of his arms every morning when he got up, Zhang Qiang, the pig seller Uncle Zhang Fei's urgent document from Sanli came.

It will be Zhang Fei's turn to accompany Mrs. Yueying when she travels tomorrow, and it will still rain tomorrow!

According to Zhang Fei, Miss Huang's family actually has to go out for a few hours every day, but most of the time she is accompanied by a lot of servants. Zhang Fei doesn't need the labor force of young and middle-aged people (except for bearers) if he wants to squeeze into this kind of situation. It's really not easy in the team.That's why he was so excited, because only when he was with him, could he create opportunities for Adou and help that whoever met Miss Huang's blood.

And to talk about why Miss Huang's family has to go out every day, I have to talk about an incident that happened in Huang's family.

At the beginning of the year, Huang Yuanwai bought a piece of land in Shilipo outside the village and planned to build a house. Now the house is too small, and things are a bit difficult to fit in. In the end, everything is in place, but suddenly there is a feng shui Master, Huang Yuanwai said that your land is not good, and you can't live in it because of your horoscope. The only way is to let your daughter plant small yellow flowers on this land, and it will take three years. Even if it rains uninterruptedly, it needs to be taken care of every day. Then it will not only keep your family safe, but also find a good marriage for your daughter.

For this kind of thing, it is said that it is better to believe what is there than to believe what is not, and because Huang Yuanwai has high requirements, and this daughter is rumored to be talented, it is fair to the Jade Emperor, and there must be no time for a long face. In this era, the daughter who was considered ugly has reached the age of marriage but no one has proposed marriage for a long time.It is obviously impossible for Huang Yuanwai to put down his face and ask his daughter to walk around the streets and alleys to prove that her daughter is not ugly. So now it seems that whether it is for this land or for her daughter, planting flowers is obviously imperative.

Zhang Fei added a sentence of his own thoughts at the end of the note, saying that the Taoist priest was really good at fooling around. Everyone in the Huang family admired him so much that Zhang Fei didn't dare to say a bad word...by the way In other words, the Taoist priest is called Zuo Ci.

A Dou calmly closed the note, crushed it and threw it into the goose's mouth. The big white goose that was being fed happily didn't feel anything wrong, and immediately swallowed it. Well, this feed has a strange taste ?Like...like the smell he smelled from people with knives trying to hunt down its kind! (Zhang Butcher: ... Is this a dog?) Could it be that the new deputy owner cut up that nasty guy and chopped it up for himself to eat?Although the deputy owner always stares at its... hair with creepy eyes, but it is still very heroic! (Just because you are treated as an environmental trash can?)

Zuo Ci, this half-immortal who was still very famous even in his time, did he actually point out other people's marriage when he was young?Ah Dou remembers that if there is no accident, on that rainy day three years later, Mrs. Yueying, who went to take care of the little yellow flower regardless of the weather, met Master Kong Ming, and they made a good marriage.Is Zuo Ci really that smart?

So A Dou went back to the thatched cottage with pride, took out a writing brush that Mr. Kong Ming didn't want, secretly dipped some ink, wrote the seven big characters of "Start to be Zuo Ci today" and put it close to him, and began to plan tomorrow's matchmaker plan .

The first thing is to persuade Mr. Kong Ming, who is already stuck at home, to go out.Lie to him that there is not enough firewood, rice, oil and salt at home?When Mr. Kong Ming stops at the entrance of the cave, he can fill it up immediately.Lie him that the big white goose is sick and needs to see a doctor?A Dou looked down at the goose that was eating happily, and felt that no matter how much food he stuffed it, the digestive system was abnormal and the defecation was very clean in the stream. By the way, the goose that washed PP twice a day would not have any bloating. fault.He lied to him that the girl at the entrance of the village who delivered books to him every day was seriously ill and died. If he didn't go to see it, maybe his sister who was only seven years old and whose aesthetics was incomplete for the time being would not take over this sacred job to deliver books to him again?No way, that girl brought a carload of books yesterday, and at the rate that Mr. Kong Ming reads a book three times, it is estimated that her seven-year-old sister will be engaged when she finishes reading it.

So……

"What's the matter?" Zhuge Liang looked at A Dou who was absent-mindedly eating and asked.Today's tofu was cooked and delivered. Aren't they all his favorite dishes? Zhuge Liang eats a lot every day, and the variety of dishes means that he quickly figured out the new book boy's personality. food preferences.I usually look like a hamster when I eat, but today I only eat vegetables and mushrooms that I don’t like most in front of me. Have you changed your career to be a rabbit?

"No... just want to take you out." A Dou didn't pay attention, and when he bit the mushroom, he followed the habit of "seek Mr. Kong Ming if you have any problems" that he had been trained for many years, and spoke out the problems that had been entangled with him.

"Oh. It's true that I haven't gone out for a long time, so let's go for a walk tomorrow. Where does Adou want to go?" Naturally knowing that Adou was telling the truth, Zhuge Liang said with a hint of doting in his eyes.

"Go and see the little cucumbers (flowers)!" A Dou was so excited that he almost forgot to chew the mushrooms, and said hastily.He didn't expect this to be successful, he thought it was over, but in front of his own charm, all obstacles were paper tigers! (==)

"Oh? Well, go to bed early today, and we will go tomorrow. If we go early, we can still see the sunrise. The sunrise in Wollongong is a beautiful sight." However, there is really nothing to see in the cucumber field.

"Then it's settled, I'll arrange it!" A Dou stood up excitedly, swallowed the vegetables, and rushed out to tell Mrs. Guan to tell Uncle Zhang Fei to prepare.Let Zhuge Liang face the opening and closing of the wooden door and seriously think about what preparations he needs to make to see the cucumber field next door.

On the second day, A Dou got up unusually early, and he carefully selected a set of radiant purple satin gown for Mr. Kong Ming, hoping that Mrs. Yueying could recognize her beloved one among the little yellow flowers everywhere.In order to prevent Mr. Kong Ming from changing his mind and being too lazy to change his clothes (this is something you only do!), A Dou also hurriedly helped Mr. Kong Ming change his clothes.

First, he hugged Mr. Kong Ming and leaned into his arms. Mr. Kong Ming's warm breath felt a little tingling behind his ears.A Dou carefully spread the clothes on the bed, trying to put Mr. Kong Ming on it, um... I didn't grasp the center of gravity properly, and fell down together, but it doesn't matter, it's not the first time lying on Mr. Kong Ming's body, thanks to the bad sleeping posture , Mr. Kong Ming will understand.

Glancing at Mr. Kong Ming's still tightly closed eyes, A Dou got up lightly, and sat with his legs under Mr. Kong Ming's abdomen, and unbuttoned Mr. Kong Ming's underwear.Uh, the hug is so tight, what kind of knot is this belt, why can't it be untied?

...Forget it, hurry up!After thinking for a while, A Dou decisively gave up the belt, and pulled the belt all the way down on the PP, so that he could pull the belt out from his legs after changing clothes later.A Dou, who felt that he was so smart, caught the force of his hips and pressed the belt, and pulled the inner jacket out of the belt. The next thing was simple. He raised Mr. Kong Ming's right hand, pulled out the sleeve of the inner jacket, and pulled out the purple Put the sleeves of the gown in, and then repeat the above actions with the left hand, um... I was really reluctant to close the clothes, Mr. Kong Ming has a good figure... not the eight-pack body of Master Zilong and the dead pervert, but It is the healthy and slender figure of A Dou's ideal state, and since A Dou wore it on his father's body... this kind of pink and white body is not his fault!

Nostalgia took the opportunity to touch Mr. Kong Ming's chest, and tied up the clothes. A Dou twisted his waist uncomfortably. The knotted belt was really troublesome, and it made his PP a little painful.

After quickly changing clothes, A Dou was finally able to fully get up.Unexpectedly, I was crushed and crushed by myself before, and the knot of the belt has been untied by myself. I took off the belt indifferently, and A Dou looked at his work with satisfaction. Well, the purple gown looks perfect with Mr. Kong Ming’s elegant temperament And noble, plus this pair of star-like eyes... wait, eyes? !

A Douxiong Ba Lu No. 40 Page [-]: The generals in our army are all very brave, among which Uncle Zhang Fei is the most.Do not believe?

A Dou (turning his head): Third brother, tell me, do you sleep with your eyes open?

Zhang Fei: Huh?Brother, this... (It's a bit difficult)

A Dou: I will sleep with my eyes open!

Zhang Fei: Huh?

The author has something to say: This chapter needs to be supplemented by brain, what to supplement...you know.

As for why Zhang Fei likes to sleep with his eyes open, it has nothing to do with Kong Ming...really...

Finally, I said that Kong Ming’s age has changed, please don’t pay too much attention to why Zhuge Liang was able to marry Huang Yueying in 196... Look at A Dou, you know, if you are serious, you will lose...