A Dou can afford it

The date of the trip was set three days later, because at the meeting that day, Adou ordered Zhao Yun to stay and sit in the town with Lu Abnormal, which created the illusion of confrontation in Xuzhou as a temporary security measure, so neither of them could go on this trip.Both of them had varying degrees of dissatisfaction with this, and this dissatisfaction reached a historic climax when Lu Bu woke up in the morning and found that A Dou and Zhao Yun lived together instead of sleeping in separate beds, but sleeping with content.

"How is this going?"

When A Dou woke up, he saw Lu Bu standing on the edge of the bed with the quilt in his hands, while he was hugged by Master Zilong, and he had already jumped behind the table.

If the historian were to make an O record now, then Lu Bu's head would be a big "caught rape in bed", while Zhao Yun's head would be a "magic situation".

Looking at Lu Bu's calm eyes that were brewing a storm, A Dou felt a little guilty for some reason.He closed his underwear that was left open because of his poor sleeping posture, and A Dou rubbed his lips, thinking about how to open his mouth to minimize the loss.

"Isn't it polite for General Lu not to knock when entering the master bedroom in the morning?" Very well, Master Zilong, your way of chatting is too hateful.

"Then General Zhao's duty is to stay awake in the guest bedroom outside, and go to the master bedroom to protect his lord for a night?" Is it my illusion, why is it so obvious...

"Ahem... Lu..." Cleared his throat, just thinking about the whole family, he was shocked by the perverted eyes, and A Dou immediately changed his words, "Feng... first, I don't know why you came to see me so early in the morning... yes What's up?" (laughs)

Mrs. Gan ordered the lord to establish a masculinity. Such an attitude is okay (?) when facing her own family, but it is less imposing when facing other generals.Zhao Yun frowned, and quietly put his hands on A Dou's thin shoulders.The implication is probably: Don't be afraid, Brother Yun will give you strength!

"A certain person originally wanted to urge Lord 'Inspector' to do morning exercises, but now it seems that it is unnecessary." Looking at Zhao Yun's shoulders, Lu Bu threw the quilt away, turned around and made a gesture to leave.

"Necessary, I'm going to do morning exercises, isn't it, Master Zilong!" A Dou turned around and smiled.

"...Yes." Zilong never lied.

"Then let's go together!" A Dou quickly completed a series of actions such as rinsing his mouth, washing his face, and changing clothes. He usually had to dawdle in front of Master Zilong until he couldn't take care of himself, and went out with Zhao Yun and Lu Bu in high spirits.

...it was destined to be a miserable morning.

Seeing a man with a male and female double sword in one hand feeding each other moves with the improved seven-detection snake coil gun, A Dou suddenly felt something called the truth rise up in his heart-in fact, the male and female double sword was originally intended to make two people have two swords. Use it, what a waste for him to hold it alone!

scandium!

Whoops, the male and female twin swords struck sparks with each other, screaming in pain.

"My improvement is suitable, A Dou, come and do it again!"

... Do you know, that so-and-so draws a circle with his left hand and draws a square with his right hand is simply pediatrics, male and female is the world!A Dou, holding a sword in one hand, looked at the peerless martial arts prodigy on the left and right, dripping a drop of sweat.

No matter what, the morning of love is coming to an end. It seems that Zhao Yun and Lu Bu, the generals who had no chance to compete in the previous life, have enough gunpowder, and Ah Dou is finally about to set off.This time he only brought Zhang Fei, the reason is very simple, the second brother Guan is also in charge of Diao Chan's diplomatic work, so he has no skills at all. (Guan Yu: I don't. Zhang Fei: Hmph!)

To be honest, three days was not long at all, it was just enough for the princes to rush to gather their troops to Chang'an, and it was just enough for Mrs. Gan to pack her luggage.It is worth mentioning that before the package was officially handed over to Adou, it went through a long period of alternating insertion and extraction.

The relationship between Zhao Yun and Mrs. Gan has always been very good. Knowing that he can't accompany Adou to take care of him this time, he must be a little worried, so he brought some wound medicines from the army and some commonly used pills that are easy to store to find Mrs. Gan, hoping to replace him. In order to put it in A Dou's luggage.But Mrs. Gan was busy preparing dry food for her husband at that time, so she pointed to the package on the side and asked Zhao Yun to put it in by himself.

Zhao Yun put away the good wound medicine, and saw plums, almonds, and walnuts in the package that Mrs. Gan had sorted out.

"Ma'am...My lord is going on a long journey here to attract talented people. With these, I'm afraid..." Zhao Yun made a suggestion as tactfully as possible.

"...Well, General Zhao is right." Mrs. Gan took out snacks from the package with great reluctance. After Zhao Yun left, she secretly stuffed two hard walnuts.This was carefully selected by her. My husband used to love it the most. The walnuts must be hard, and then they were cracked open with an iron tool, and slowly peeled and eaten.It's only two, as long as my husband eats it earlier on the road, it will naturally have no effect on the future. (Crowd: Didn't you agree to come here... Mrs. Gan: Huh? What did I do just now? (He looks up with a gentle smile in his eyes.))

After that, Mrs. Gan went to pack the carriage with a happy face(?) in her heart, and Lu Bu walked in with a proud face.

"Where's your wife?"

"The madam has gone to pack the carriage."

"Yeah." Lu Bu spotted the luggage with food out of the corner of his eye.Why is it all dry food?

Hesitantly, he took out the pastry on his chest that the master had specially made so that it would not disperse into powder. Lu Bu walked over casually and stuffed the pastry into the bag.Hmph, he doesn't want A Dou to come back without any flesh, and when the time comes to hug him up to his diaphragm.

So because of the few walnuts, Madam Gan didn't let more people check the package, and put all the parcels on the carriage and put them away. Madam Gan waved a small handkerchief to send to her husband and Zhang Fei, who is now the only reliable person because of Zhao Yun. The younger brother leaves.

"What kind of carriage!" Zhang Fei leaned on the luggage dissatisfied.No one noticed that anything had been pressed into the soft pastry.

"We found good talents, so naturally we need a horse to bring them back." And riding a horse... always feels shabby.Adou thought silently.I didn't realize at the time that my father and my second uncle and third uncle were walking to invite Zhuge Liang-do you want to prepare another eight-carrying sedan chair to show your sincerity?

"My lord, be careful on the road." Zhao Yun looked at A Dou with a gentle expression, and helped him straighten his clothes.

"If you don't return for more than a month, Xuzhou will belong to me." Lu Bu squinted his eyes and didn't care.

"Let's go, third brother, third brother?" Uncle Zhang Fei has a stiff neck?A Dou flicked the rope instead of Zhang Fei, who had been keeping his head tilted. They really couldn't delay any longer. Once the princes attacked Chang'an, once the city of Chang'an was broken, they would find that the little emperor was a fake. The windy wall, once they know that the little emperor is in Xuzhou... A Dou urgently needs a counselor to point him in the right direction.

"Brother, let me do it." Is Uncle Zhang Fei thinking about Mi Erniang?Not only stiff neck but also feeling so depressed.Hasn't he already come out of the vortex of falling out of love (you will be such a trendy word?)?Erniang is facing Gao Shun's inorganic object every day, so she won't come.Thinking about this, Adoub looked at Uncle Zhang Fei with pity. The previous cheer was indeed an illusion made to reassure them during the rebellion!When he finds Mr. Kong Ming, he must ask Mr. Zhang Fei to give Uncle Zhang Fei a twelve-hour psychological counseling!

"They're gone?" When Ah Dou's carriage finally ran out of sight, a man with an unknown object (Diao Chan: ...) came out from the gate of the governor's mansion. His face was very dark because of his rapid running. Glossy red, looking carefully, there seems to be a kind of irritability and irritation that cannot be concealed.

"Second brother, don't blame yourself. Your reaction (slow)... everyone understands." Mrs. Gan stood on tiptoe and patted Guan Yu's shoulder understandingly. uncomfortable. "Don't worry, both of them were in good spirits when they left. It's just that the third brother has a stiff neck and keeps tilting his head. If everything goes well, he will be back within a month." Mrs. Gan said in relief.But found that the second brother's face was a little redder, and his emotions had risen to a strong self-blame.

Mrs. Gan blinked innocently and entered the room first.Hmm... what is she supposed to do this month?Although life is the same with or without her husband, she always needs to show a little missing, right?Okay, I decided not to cook for a month, I miss you too much, I'm not in the mood to cook!

And this time on the road.

"The third brother's stiff neck is ready? Then let's have something to eat. I'm a little hungry. I don't know what mother... Madam has prepared for us." A Dou excitedly began to rummage through the package, and finally got rid of the daily practice of male and female. The state of the twin swords naturally needs to be celebrated.

"Wow, pastry!" Although there were a few holes in the packaging paper, it did not affect the pastry inside at all, because unknown ingredients were added, the pastry was in the state of jelly, a thick piece, and after poking it in with your fingers, it sucked When it came out, it even had the function of automatic recovery, it must have been made by my mother with a lot of thought, hehe.

After thinking for a while, Ah Dou generously broke off a small piece of pastry and handed it to Uncle Zhang Fei, then tentatively added a bite to the big piece of pastry.Mmm... so sweet!Immediately without hesitation, he squinted his eyes and took a big bite at the pastry.Ah!

Knock it!

Loud and crisp sound of hard objects colliding.A Dou covered his mouth and slowly squatted down.

"Brother? What's wrong?" Stomach pain?Zhang Fei, who was holding the pastry and hadn't eaten yet, looked at the small elastic object in his hand suspiciously and asked.

"I picked the sheep (knocked the teeth)..." A Dou's laborious speech was greeted with Zhang Fei's perplexed humming, and when he raised his head again, A Dou spat out an unbroken original hard walnut tremblingly. I only felt the pain in half of my teeth, my facial features were so distorted, and there was even blood oozing from my mouth - it can be seen how much A Dou was looking forward to that pastry.

Snapped!The pastry in Zhang Fei's hand fell to the ground, "Doctor! Doctor! Brother was poisoned and vomited blood!" A Dou pulled Zhang Fei back with trembling hands.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I'll take you to find a doctor!" Zhang Fei violently twitched his ass, the car moved forward rapidly, and the back of A Dou's head hit the bump on the bumper heavily.

Great... Now he really needs a doctor.

Adouxiong Balu No.40 page [-]: So the thing I hate to eat the most in my life is my father’s walnuts. I really don’t understand why my father likes this kind of thing that needs to be hammered. I swore that I would like to eat soft things first all my life, so... who the hell is so despicable to put a hidden weapon in the pastry? !