A Dou can afford it

Just as every war has an end, every infighting has an intermission.And now, the storm is coming.

Can you understand the painful mental process of suddenly discovering that your brother-in-law has transformed from a cute, gentle and well-educated governor into a reckless man who kills people like hemp (how can there be!)?

You can't, so you can't control the Mi family. (Shunmao)

What does the Mi family represent in Xuzhou?Beggars tell you, food.Civil servants tell you, boss.The army tells you, fat sheep!The head of the Mi family, Mi Zhu, announced that he was completely silent about the actions of the new governor, and then smart, witty and powerful spies spread their latest version of the news to the generals who were waiting for food.

It turned out that Liu Bei didn't know what to do, so he not only rejected the Mi family's marriage proposal, but also asked the young lady of the Mi family to betroth Zhang Fei to the murderous Zhang Fei, secretly calling the Mi family insulting.The head of the family, Mi Zhu, was so angry that he immediately walked away. Now, whoever gives Liu Bei a hard time will be embarrassing to Mi's parents!

What are you waiting for?Resentment, complaints, revenge and decisiveness, Nima, did you know that your soldier hooked up with the wife of our team leader when he bought sesame seed cakes in the morning?beat!Do you know that you look very sorry and come out to scare people? Our official killed his cow by mistake?beat!

The so-called over and over again, when people start to spread that Zhang Fei enters the tavern and others will not be able to eat, even the second brother Guan will react.This is provocative!

My eldest brother has as many official documents as a mountain every day, and Zhao Yun can't move them with help, and all ten of them are written on one thing. Do you think Xuzhou is too rich and too inky?Then what are you doing, mutiny!

So A Dou stomped his feet, and a group of people waiting to find fault surrounded the 3 soldiers and horses of Lord Governor Liu, shouting for water and food cuts, and asking the governor to pick two younger brothers who insulted the appearance of Xuzhou, the Mi family. I feel that without my younger brother, my elder brother can naturally marry his own daughter. Well, the generals feel that without two weapons, they can naturally hold the military power and control Xuzhou, wonderful!The second brother Guan, who was also shot while lying down, remained silent about this, while Uncle Zhang Fei fell into the endless loop of "Mi Fang doesn't want me" to drink away his worries.

No one thought that it was because of this blow that when Uncle Zhang Fei met Xia Houjuan, who was destined to be a virtuous and gentle wife, he would feel ashamed and finally embarked on a road of no return.

As for the parties involved in this slander incident, two of his own uncles actually expressed silence towards those who damaged their reputations, and Ah Dou finally became an uncle in a rage.Just fight, don't think that you can pile me up with official documents every day, let me tell you, I am Liu Beishen, A Douxin, and I will not accept compromise! (Does this have anything to do with your father? Zhao Yun: ...it has something to do with official documents. Audience: Oh...)

Xuzhou is at war, and the new Governor-in-Chief actually led [-] soldiers to fight against Xuzhou's [-] soldiers, what a fool.The news flew to the land of the Central Plains like angry birds, making countless princes eager to move.At the same time, Zhao Zilong's children's shoes also helped A Dou to successfully smash Zhang Fei's wine jar, so that this decadent man could understand that this woman does not leave her father behind, but has her own famous saying.

The process of the matter is roughly like this: Guan Yu took the wine jar to find his third brother, and Zhang Fei wanted to drink to relieve his worries, so Zhang Fei smiled bleakly and asked, "Second brother, what's the matter?" Then he took the wine naturally Help the second brother open the jar.Poured himself another glass.Unexpectedly, when he was about to pick it up to drink, Second Brother Guan snatched the glass with lightning speed and drank it down in one gulp.

Zhang Fei didn't care, and continued to pour. This time, when he picked up the glass and was about to drink, the second brother snatched Zhang Fei's hand faster than a rabbit, and drank the glass in his hand.

Zhang Fei didn't care, and took out his hand to pour another glass.Finally... when the wine glass was about to touch his lips, he was hit by the head of the second brother who suddenly stretched out, and it bounced away, and the wine was already drunk by the second brother.

Zhang Fei swore that he really didn't mind, it's just that all the jars of wine were robbed and only the last glass was left. If he didn't fight for it again, he would have no chance.So Zhang Fei immediately poured a glass of wine and played tricks with Guan Erge, whoever wins will have a drink, this is the truth that has not changed since ancient times.

In fact, Zhang Fei may be more fierce and crazy than Second Brother Guan in terms of fighting life, but what about the tricks... After a hundred moves, Zhang Fei calmly was subdued by Second Brother Guan in a form comparable to a black bear's crit, Will he be willing?Won't!So when Second Brother Guan was leisurely picking up the glass to drink, he suddenly kicked Second Brother Guan in the crotch, and then he raised his head and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

If your brother Zhang Fei doesn't show his power, you will treat me as a HELLO baboon!Hmm... Second brother's wine is different, pure!Zhang Fei happily drank the wine, and slowly tasted the hard-won taste with the tip of his tongue.

But before the little Feifei in his heart was finished, his lips suddenly felt a burst of warmth. Something warm invaded his mouth with an irresistible force. Zhang Fei subconsciously leaned back, but the back of his head was caught A pair of big hands held it firmly, and the wine in his mouth was swept away by a pirate-like tongue before he could swallow it.

"Brothers will settle accounts." Second Brother Guan stood up leisurely, let go of Brother Zhang Fei who was still playing with a wooden figure, swallowed the wine, and pointed to the wine jar, "Mine." Second Brother Guan said righteously, Then he pointed to Zhang Fei's mouth, "Mine." After hesitating for a moment, he comfortedly stuffed the empty wine jar into Zhang Fei's arms, "Send it to you."

So Brother Guan left with a feeling of relief that he really had brotherly love, and Uncle Zhang Fei, who hadn't even had a sip of wine, immediately welcomed A Dou and Zhao Yun, and had a meal at A Dou The rebuke with the theme of using wine to dispel sorrow and make sorrow worse, no, after moving it with emotion and reason, brother Zhao Yun mercilessly smashed the wine jar tightly held in Zhang Fei's arms, and led A Dou to sleep up.

Since then, Zhang Fei has finally fully opened his eyes, and his eyes have truly evolved from half-sized copper bells to full copper bells.At the same time, he finally realized that the battlefield is the place where men change their minds, and other places... are not normal!

Of course, even if Adou's mobilization work is done well, and he also has three of the top six generals in the Three Kingdoms, he will not win with the philosophy of ants heaping dead elephants.So [-] recruits became [-] veterans and [-] elite soldiers, and Adou's new male and female double-strand swords were also announced to be modified.

Now he has two options. One, he flees with his condensed and elite troops, such as learning from his father and taking refuge in Cao Cao, and meeting a few old friends who are still steamed buns by the way.Two, surrender, hand over his two obviously heroic god-killing uncles and the almighty pillow master Long, and become a polished governor of Xuzhou in name only.

So A Dou locked himself in the room and hugged Master Zilong and thought about it. The more he hugged his hands, the deeper his head was buried, and the final result was that he fell asleep.

In his dream, he saw Master Kong Ming holding a goose-feather feather fan, who was dignified and dignified (did he use the wrong words just now? Impossible, those were all taught by Mr. Kong Ming. To slander me is to slander Mr. Kong Ming, understand?), Master Kong Ming calmly tapped his forehead with a goose feather fan, itching, then A Dou woke up, brushed away the strands of hair that fell on his forehead from Master Zilong, and thought of two words: Mi Zhu.

Surrounded by a group of soldiers, the news that A Dou was going to marry Mi Fang, the eldest daughter of the Mi family, spread almost throughout Xuzhou. A group of generals who were eager to fight for the Mi family's capricious attitude finally understood a little bit, but it was Mi Zhu, a member of the Appearance Association. I must ask Mr. Liu to be my brother-in-law so that I can enjoy the flower arrangement every day (make an ornamental decoration).

As a result, the outer circle of the governor's mansion is full of enemy archers, and the inner circle is full of local generals who came to threaten and watch the excitement. A Dou silently hung up lanterns for the house with the help of Mrs. Gan, and then rushed to Master Zilong's In my arms, I was carried to put on a dress.

On the day of their marriage, the whole of Xuzhou became red, the governor's mansion was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and blood flowed like rivers outside the governor's mansion.Using a woman, or the marriage of a woman who died for himself, to make a joke, A Dou didn't want to do this, but only in this way, he could gather all the generals of the rebellion together, and use his [-] elite soldiers to capture the thieves and the king first .

Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun subdued several generals who tried to resist in the first place, and A Dou's male and female double swords were also placed on the necks of Mi Zhu and Mi Fang, one on the left and one on the right.The thousands of soldiers brought by the generals outside the gate had already been dealt with by the Adou troops, and the ten thousand elite soldiers firmly held various places in the city, and began to negotiate with the crushed one hundred thousand soldiers.

The result of the negotiation made Adou's eyebrows tremble and he almost shed tears.Nima, you are just generals and not lords, so even if you are caught and died, there will still be a new leader who will inherit your last wish and will assassinate my lord, my ten thousand arrows will pierce my heart, shouldn't I say it earlier!Haven't you heard the saying that concealment in good faith is equal to deceit, you useless scoundrels!A Dou looked at the dark soldiers outside the city, and divided up the little surplus food left by the injured to feed these captive generals who were full of stomachs and had no real ornamental value, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.

So what the world needs is not resourcefulness, but heroes. This incident made Adou deeply aware of this. When your intelligence is a little bit different from that of Mr. Kong Ming, it’s better not to go for something to outwit the world, okay? ——Adou is like a princess caught in a castle by an evil dragon, with a wooden face and tears in her eyes, watching Lu Bu lead a group of subordinates like wolves into a flock of sheep, playing freely among an army of [-] Three in and three out, killing the enemy without leaving a piece of armor.

"Where is the bride?" These were the first words Lu Bu asked when he rushed into the city gate and saw Adou.

A Douxiong Balu No.30 Nine Pages: Let me tell you, the strength of No.1 and No.2 on the Three Kingdoms combat power list is really not that much different. Knowing that everyone's psychological endurance is not high, do you want the Tianchao mainland that I rule to become the legendary hospital exile area? !In no mood?Then quickly accept the pervert and don't let him out to scare people!

All: ...the pervert calls you home for dinner.

Ah Dou (fluttering around): Huh?What are we eating today?Yangchun noodles?I don't want to face!