A Dou can afford it

Thirty-eight days may not be enough to make a frightening flower wither into a bunch of little ashes, but it is enough for all Xuzhou families to understand the existence of the newly appointed iron rooster Xuzhou governor Liu Bei who is still worthless It's so difficult--would you dare not to rely on yourself to have a general who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen every time you drink, and then deny your six relatives after three drinks?During these 38 days when you were drunk, the corrupt officials who were caught were like stars in the sky and like lights in thousands of houses. Is there anyone in Xuzhou? !

Of course, no matter how virtuous and virtuous (?) the aristocratic family members are, the almighty Zhao Yun is so virtuous (?), and the 38 days finally passed amidst a crowd of people crying for their fathers and mothers to send off the plague gods. The troubled civil servants who were used as an example to scare the chickens and monkeys were almost laughed to death by their military relatives who held the military power!

What?The titular governor is so arrogant, why don't you rebel?The generals picked their nostrils and said, this governor is quite sensible, he took care of his own military training, and did not come to offend them. Civilian officials are dismissed as soon as they are dismissed, and they can’t afford it (why did I see JQ?)... So since ancient times, emperors have wanted to Provoking the relationship between civil servants and military generals leads to the fact that they can't see each other in the end. Adou's imperial power will tell you the reason!

Of course, in these 38 days, except (please pay attention to this word) A Dou attracts and hides hatred everywhere, and reduces the number of urgent official documents from 8774 to 5462 per day at a powerful speed. Really no one can beat him), riches and honors can’t be subdued (you can still see Liu Bei’s clothes wrinkled a little in front of you, do you dare to be a little more arrogant?!) spirit and don’t play the piano for a cow See Zhao Yun's loyal dog prestige with the protagonist (hey, spoiler spoiler!).Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also expanded the original 1W private soldiers to 3W (Heroes Invincible OL?) by virtue of their talents.What a fool, would these generals from Xuzhou, who drink and beautify every day, eat and sleep with the soldiers?Guan Yu can!Will those Xuzhou commanders who make money and spend money every day gag with civilians?Zhang Fei can!So A Dou's famous saying is, what can't be done by capable people, what can't be tolerated by people, what can't be done by adults! (Kong Ming sounds a bit familiar:...)

In addition (does anyone still remember this conjunction?) Adou also finally met a pure and kind girl, beautiful and intelligent, with unparalleled talent and personality——Mi Fang.That's right, it's the second dress of Liu Bei who sacrificed heroically for him and Master Zilong. I heard that he loved him very much when he was a child. In fact, he didn't even have the slightest impression of him. (Lighting engineer for the show: ..., Costume designer: !)

The reason why they know each other is very simple, because Mi Fang, who likes to pour wine and interrupt, is the first person besides Zhao Yun to see through A Dou's trick of pretending to be drunk.And considering that the wine glasses prepared by Mi's family have become bigger and bigger and will not stop until they become a jar, A Dou was forced to pull the corner of Miss Mi Fang's clothes on a dark and stormy night to show off her cuteness once.Then even if A Dou hid back in the arms of his own master Zilong immediately, Mi Fang, who was overflowing with motherhood, was out of control.

So on the night of No. 30 when Adou arrived in Xuzhou, Mi Zhu visited the Governor's Mansion.

"Master Mi is here!" The guards were not surprised, because it had been going on for 38 days without a break.The servant served him a cup of tea and some small pastries with great winking, because according to the usual practice, Lord Mi would have to wait for a long time before Lord Inspector would show a very sanctimonious, bah bah, refreshed look like General Zhao Yun from whom? Nor can I go in (!) out of the bathroom to go to the feast.Ah, I need to remind the guards to leave the door open tonight, lest General Zhao climb over the wall and open the door and make too much noise when he comes back with Lord Inspector, making it difficult for them to be human.

"...What? Uncle Mi Zhu... is outside?" Today is No. 30 Jiutian, right?Lying on the posture chair, all kinds of coquettish and cute begging Master Zilong to help massage the muscles of various places that have stood firm for a day in preparation for the implementation of the big octopus strategy tonight A Douxiong Ba Lu", carefully counted the red book that recorded the page numbers on it.That's right, 38 circles, 38 corrupt officials, not one is missed!Although the extra events would allow him to continue to have a good night's sleep with humanoid pillows, but he didn't prepare for today's unlucky candidate for a corrupt official... the remaining forces are not easy to offend.

"Let Master Mi come to the study directly." At this time, the face-saving study written by A Dou on the first day has been rebuilt. ) to build the cabinet.This reception room can finally meet people.

"Zi Zhong (Mi Zhu), are you going to add an extra show today?" Seeing his uncle, A Dou, who had just been squeezed comfortably by Master Zilong, said it in a flash.

"Master Liu, Zizhong is not here for the family dinner." Hey, the corners of your mouth are twitching, isn't it? "...but a merciless request."

"Oh? Zizhong is polite, please tell me."

"Master Liu has been a guest at Mi's house for the past few days, and his relationship with his sister-in-law Mi Fang has always been relatively harmonious and cordial, so today Mi Zhu has the courage...to ask Master Liu what he thinks of the younger sister."

Hearing this, Zhao Yun, who was standing by the side, was stunned for a moment. It was time to come. It must be a good thing that Miss Mi's friendship with A Dou is good. If A Dou can marry Miss Mi... After so many days of observation, Mi Zhu has obviously Having a good impression of A Dou, he is only short of this step to annex the power of the Mi family and let them work for A Dou, and now is the opportunity.And from today onwards, he shouldn't share the bed with the lord who doesn't have a hangover anymore, and the lord has made great progress in the past thirty days, it's time... Patted A Dou lightly, reminding him to answer the question.

view?What do you think?Er Niang has such a silver tooth!Adou thought sincerely. (So ​​are you forced to do it or have to do it or do you do it?)

"Miss Mi Fang is a good person." Mi Fangfu, who was reincarnated 5000 years ago and knows what a good person card is: ...but now Mi Zhu is very happy.

"It's like this. Mr. Liu has been in Xuzhou for so long, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. Maybe Xuzhou hasn't held a wedding for a long time. Look..." Shall we kiss more. (Lu Bu: Huh? Who asked you to kiss?)

"Hey? Mi Fang is going to marry? When? Who will she marry?" Daddy, I'm sorry for you, I lost my wife after only a few days here.

"Eh... The Mi family wants to marry Lord Liu." Mi Zhu was embarrassed for a moment, but finally told the truth.He carefully observed Liu Bei's every move in the past [-] days. He was diligent in governing and loving the people, with clever means, and he was indeed a good lord.Although most of Xuzhou is still in the hands of the generals of the family because of the military power, but I believe that as long as the elite soldiers under General Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are trained, Xuzhou will truly fall into the hands of Liu Bei.How can icing on the cake compare to giving charcoal in the snow, as the head of the Mi family, Mi Zhu naturally has his own ruler in his heart.

Knot... get married? !

For a second, Ah Dou's face turned green. This is Daddy's wife. He will feel sorry for his father now!

But... if Erniang really likes it... (blushing) He can't help being beautiful.After all, Uncle Mi Zhu came here to mention it himself.

Thinking of Erniang mentioning in front of him more than once that Uncle Zhang Fei is brave, upright and courageous...Although he remembered that Uncle Zhang Fei's wife is the sister-in-law of Xia Houyuan's distant niece, but...the sister-in-law has been caught twice in the Shu and Wei Dynasties, just like Sun Sanniang (Sun Shangxiang) ) was also very depressed, although in the end the tragedy of Sun Sanniang was not repeated, but it also ended in depression.

Moreover, she gave birth to two daughters in a row, causing him to marry one after another (... why do I think this is the point?), although it is the feeling of being a queen in the harem like a sister, but A Dou still feels I have delayed the lifelong happiness of others.His sister died of illness, and he wanted to marry his younger sister immediately to stabilize Chao Gang. It was for this matter that he had quarreled with Mr. Kong Ming more than once.

And if Erniang married Uncle Zhang Fei now, maybe she wouldn't die, right?

A Dou was immersed in his own thoughts, happy for a while and sad for a while, seeing Mi Zhu smiling, making Zhao Yun unpredictable.

"Okay, but the matter is very important, I still want to ask the third brother's opinion." A Dou finally made up his mind.Uncle Zhang Fei is really working too hard now. With Erniang, Erniang will definitely take good care of her. My father often said that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes. Clothes are for brothers... cough cough.Dou, do you want to be beaten by gangs?

"Eh... for such a big event, we really should ask other people's opinions." But why not Mrs. Gan but General Zhang Fei?However, it has long been rumored that Zhang Fei is the only person in the governor's mansion who can be contacted normally except Mrs. Gan, and General Guan's reaction is..., which is also reasonable.

"Then it's settled like this. I'll ask the third brother for his opinion right away. If he agrees, I can give the dowry! I think the third brother will be very happy." Uncle Zhang Fei's wedding must be a lively one , let their people-friendly image to a higher level!

"Okay, since that's the case, Zizhong will be waiting for the good news at the Mi Mansion!" The day when Shemei got married was also the time when the Mi family recognized the master.

Mi Zhu left, walking so breezy and striding forward, A Dou jumped up from the stool excitedly, ready to take Master Zilong to the barracks and tell Uncle Zhang Fei the good news.

"? Zilong? What's wrong with you?" His expression was strange.Hmm...and it's weirdly different from the one I wake up every morning.

"It's okay, Yun just thinks that if you don't ask Mrs. Gan for her opinion on such a big matter, it seems..." After all, Mrs. Gan is the mistress of the governor's mansion, and if she wants to marry a flat wife...

"Huh? No, no, madam has long wished for someone to add to the family. Now someone wants the third brother, who is a virtuous and virtuous girl. Madam will be very happy!" The mother and the second mother in the previous life have always gotten along well, It will be good this time too.

"Third Brother...General Zhang?!"

"Ok?"

"You want General Zhang to marry Miss Mi Fang?!"

A Douxiong Balu No.30 Page [-]: Sure enough, I know that Uncle Zhang Fei is going to get married, and Master Zilong is also very happy, his complexion looks much better all of a sudden!

The author has something to say: In order to compensate for the small theater that came later today.

Truth medicine powder interview: Dude, so in the past 38 days, did you sleep with Zilong, take a bath, hug or...?

A Dou: Tuyan, Master Zilong told me not to speak.

Lu Bu (running for thousands of miles): Huh?What don't you say?

A Dou: ...the perverted family has no land and only one bed, what are you doing here!

Lu Bu (action): sleep.