A Dou can afford it

Chapter 22: Lv Bu Changes to Double Shares in the Early Morning

So the next morning, A Dou still spent two hours in the courtyard of the general’s mansion, using male and female double-strand swords to perform the tangled version of the double-exploring snake and pan sword to show a certain pervert who ranks first in military power today. The bitterness and suffering in it are not short It can be said clearly in just a few lines, and the most excessive thing is that a certain pervert was picky and picky during the process. In general, the conclusion is that nothing is satisfactory.

"Your sword technique doesn't have any lethality at all, no wonder it took so long to kill a soldier." A certain pervert said.

"Nonsense, this is the best...swordsmanship in the world!" A Dou used a move called "Holding a Snake and Riding a Tiger", which is a typical move to increase the strength of the move and confront the enemy head-on. Give destroy... a corner.Back then, Master Zilong used this move to resist Uncle Zhang Fei's full blow!

"You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my moves!" At last A Dou held up the male and female silly swords and concluded.

"Hmph..." Lu Bu stood up from the stone stool, easily grabbed the sword from Adou's hand, and drove him aside. "I don't know how Tong Yuan taught you. The first move, 'Striking the Grass to Startle the Snake', pays attention to speed. Your arm is not strong enough, so don't you even have agility? You can only stab three swords in one move. Children fighting? The second trick, 'Cup Bow and Snake Shadow', focuses on confusing the enemy with distorted phantoms. You don't need to be fast enough, but you don't even have enough stretch. Your male and female swords are only one-third the length of a long spear. It needs more stretching, and I can’t do this. Do you massage others? The third trick..."

Then Lu Bu spent an incense stick of time criticizing Adou's version of Seven Detective Snake Panjian as useless, and finally concluded: "It's a good trick, but it's a pity that it's not nice to meet people."

Hmph, what's the big deal, what's the big deal? I'll change it starting today. I understand what you said. I'll get it right after I practice. By then, I'll see if I don't beat you all over the place, you crazy little pervert!

In this way, in a harmonious (?) state of teaching and learning, Lu Bu took A Dou to the street after lunch.

Luoyang has been prosperous since ancient times. Walking on the street, A Dou finally felt this atmosphere personally.Although it is not necessary to go to any stall that is very tasteless, but A Dou's excitement is still uncontrollable expressed on his face.

How long has he been shopping?

He never went shopping a few times at all, except that Master Zilong would occasionally take him out for shopping when he was a child, the rest of the day, he either stayed in the General’s Mansion, then stayed in the Imperial Palace, and then stayed in the palace that Cao Pi pointed out to him , Anyway, no chance to go shopping.So even though his current status is embarrassing, A Dou still wants to enjoy this wonderful folk atmosphere.

"Zuifenglou... that's good, let's go to have afternoon tea?" A Dou pointed to a restaurant that was very expensive at first glance.

"Didn't you say you're full for lunch?" Lu Bu raised his eyebrows, and by the way, secretly swept at Adou's round belly.

"That's different, the taste is different!"

"Didn't you praise the cook in the mansion for delicious food yesterday? Why, are you tired of eating today? Then I'll go back and change the cook."

"Don't, don't! The chef's cooking is delicious... At worst, I won't go in, hum." Seeing the expression of the little thing gnashing his teeth, Lu Bu ticked the corner of his mouth, "Let's go."

"...where to go."

"Go in, the Zuifengjiu in this restaurant is the most famous in Luoyang, don't you want to try it?"

"Huh? Is it really possible to go in?" You pay?

"If you want to drink, get up and practice swords every morning from tomorrow." A Dou turned around, but saw that Lu Bu didn't even bother to give him a look, and had already entered the Zuifeng Building first.

"Objective, please come inside, what do you want?" Xiaoer quickly invited the two to the private seat by the window sill, and asked with a pleasant smile.

"Half a catty of beef, two side dishes, and a pot of Zuifeng." Lu Bu is obviously quite familiar with this place. Although he doesn't come to the restaurant often, he can often taste the wine in Zuifenglou.

"I'm really sorry, guest officer, we don't have this drunkenness today." Xiao Er seemed a little embarrassed, and a little bit used to it.

"Oh? Zuifenglou doesn't sell Zuifeng wine, why is that?"

"Uh... guest officer..."

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Shopkeeper! Bring me all the good wine and food, and the money I asked you to prepare yesterday? Hand it over to me, hurry up!"

Xiao Er hadn't finished speaking when he was interrupted by the noise at the door, and the shopkeeper rubbed his abacus to the other side with a bitter face.

"Officer, please forgive me. We are a small place, and we really don't have that much money. Otherwise, all the food, food and drink you invite from above will be mine. But you already gave up all the money in the small shop yesterday. I have taken away all the silver taels and drunken wine, I really can't get any more..."

"Why don't you have so many guests? I don't care, this is Grand Master Dong's order. We are limited to collect all the people's confessions within three days. If you disobey, you will be killed without mercy! You don't want to disobey Grand Master Dong's order, right? Where is the wind wine? Bring it up!"

"Oh, my lord, there are really only two bottles left in the Zuifeng shop, there are no more, lord."

"Hmph, even if you're sensible, why don't you serve all the good wine and food?"

"Yes, yes, sir, please on the second floor, please on the second floor."

The shopkeeper walked up the stairs slowly, and saw several officers and soldiers wearing Dong Zhuo's military uniform. As soon as they came up, they drove away the guests along the road on the second floor. One soldier even saw that the other party was wearing a beautiful jade finger. He even snatched it up directly on the grounds of the above confession, and took it in his hand. It seemed that he didn't intend to take it off, and he was not afraid of being hacked to death with the jade wrench on the battlefield.

"The official is here to eat, why don't you all go away! What are you doing here!" The customers left one after another. No one dared to offend Dong Zhuobing who had occupied Luoyang. I have heard that the general meaning is nothing more than that the allied forces of the princes are about to attack, and no one can take advantage of them, and hand over all their properties to confiscate them. I want to fight, do you understand!

"Do I want to get out too?" So A Dou heard Lu Bu say this, the soldier turned his head and saw Lu Bu's face immediately changed. See what the same non-compliance with human rights you!

"Lv... General Lu, how can you, sit down, sit down, I don't even know you are here, if you bother me, just go, go now." Everyone knows that Lu Bu is not easy to mess with, even if he is calling now Although Dong Zhuo was defeated, but you see, Dong Zhuo didn't understate his mistakes by shutting himself behind closed doors and consecrating him like a Buddha. Can't offend him.

"and many more."

"What orders does General Lu have?"

"I really like Zuifeng wine from Zuifenglou. When I came here, Xiao Er said it was gone. I heard that you just got two bottles. I wonder if you want to part with it?"

Well, shameless enough!A Dou applauded Lu Bu silently in his heart. Not only did they hear about it, they also read about it.

"This... General Lu, to be honest, this drunken wind was requested by General Li Jue and General Guo Si, if you don't take the small one back..." The more the soldier said, the less courageous he became, because he could clearly see from Lu Bu's eyes I saw a sentence - what, don't give it?Believe it or not, I strangled you to death without even Fang Tian drawing a halberd.

"Hahaha, Li Jue and Guo Si, aren't they ordered to garrison Luoyang? When can the army drink alcohol?"

"...Yes yes yes, I am a little confused, General Lu, I will give you these two altars of drunkenness. General Li and General Guo will be stationed again. You can't drink, you can't drink."

"Go away. The allied forces of the princes are coming soon. If you have time to mess around here, you might as well go to train and train carefully, and be careful that you will be hacked to death by someone." Seeing the little soldiers returning in embarrassment, A Dou felt a little refreshed, but Seeing the instantly changed faces of other people in the hotel towards them, A Dou felt a little helpless.

"Let's go back." The raiding soldiers came out, and the streets were full of robbery scenes. Although Luoyang is prosperous, it is no longer that paradise on earth, and Adou has no taste. Everyone in Shu loves the people. He will not cry for some unknown people like Liu Bei, but A Dou still upholds the concept of being kind to the people and the foundation of the country since he was a child.Dong Zhuo was indeed too cruel and heartless.

Lu Bu put down [-] baht (the currency of the Han Dynasty), and walked out of the door without touching the two jars of wine offered by the soldier.But they just bumped into the housekeeper who came to look for them. "My lord, my lord (Lv Bu's mansion doesn't have a mistress yet, it's in charge of the housekeeper, it's impossible not to recognize the lord)! But I found you, Mr. Li Ru has been waiting in the mansion for a long time, saying that... the coalition forces of the princes have broken through The last line of defense to Luoyang, the two generals Li Jue and Guo Si have been ordered to intercept, Grand Master Dong is anxious to find you!"

Adouxiong Balu No.20 Page [-]: Today I suddenly realized that the imperial decree and jade seal in my arms were a little hot. My father was right. We, Liu, should do something for the common people. The common people are too bitter...

Also, perverted Lu, why didn't you take away Zuifeng why why (growling)! ! !If you paid for it, if you feel that you have no taste in the street with two jars of wine, tell me, you will die if you don’t pretend to be cool!

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like