The same nerd, Hisoka
Chapter 66 Too Simple
The rookie killer Dongba is very pitiful. Tossing newcomers every year is his hobby, and it is also the only consolation he can leave behind for failing exams year after year.
After all, if it is said to the outside world, he still has a layer of skin, a layer of camouflage, which makes people think that this person is not unreliable because he enjoys the fun of tossing newcomers.
People who don't know the truth will give him respect, and those who know the basics... are all old people who have re-examined N times, so naturally they won't expose anything.
And every year when Dongba does this, they will also help out.
The pass rate of newcomers in the hunter exam is so low, to a large extent, it is these old people who are causing trouble.I have struggled every year from a newcomer to an old man to a ten-thousand-year-old student, and then I am disheartened and no longer come to participate.
Why do those newcomers pass the exam so easily!
However, most people have such a mentality, but they don’t take much action, because besides this dark jealousy, they also have a kind of arrogance to support their status-they survived such a high-mortality test, and every year Can take the exam.What do you newbies know.
Dongba is the only one who puts things on the bright side and tosses people.
But Dongba is obviously unfavorable this year.
The newcomers to the hunter exam are obviously not just the protagonists.There must be other rookie cannon fodder.
Dongba's eyesight is really not simple. In the beginning, the few people she delivered with drinks were considered capable.
Even the little fat guy No. [-] who was eliminated the first time.It is not easy for newcomers to have such simple first-hand information about old people.
But this year...
Dongba sighed helplessly.Seeing newcomers coming out in large numbers this year, he wanted to teach them a lesson...but! ! !
This year's rookies are either lucky guys who are lucky enough to come to the scene and have no strength. The group of guys he has his eyes on are... actually they know each other in a group! ! !
The silver-haired No. [-] looked at Hisoka as soon as he entered the door, and then ran to talk to him.
That gentle number [-]...he read it right!Before the group of [-] approached, he was talking to Hisoka, and his attitude was not very friendly.
Later, when the four groups from [-] to [-] approached, they seemed to be meeting in groups, talking and laughing all the way... TMD, after two exams, the number of people has been reduced from [-] to [-], and their group is still together. No one is missing. ! ! !
It's like there are endless things to talk about, and endless topics to talk about.For a while, old friends reminisced about the old days, and for a while, new friends exchanged or something...
He couldn't make it through.
Based on the existence of this group of eye-catching rookies, his score for this year's rookie killer is only a number [-].
And that's not really his work either.
That little fat man couldn't run anymore.
This made Dongba very embarrassed. Many old candidates, such as the three Yamoli brothers, looked at Dongba with ridicule and disdain.
Who made Dongba keep emphasizing his identity and characteristics as a rookie killer on the bright side?
I usually "show off" a lot, so I naturally have to bear all kinds of ridicule when I fail.
This is not such a serious problem. This year's newcomers are not easy to mess with. Everyone can see that not only do they seem to have a close relationship with the evil star Hisoka, but also because they are already strong.
Not to mention being in the first echelon when running, many candidates were a little hesitant and timid when they jumped off the cliff during the second exam, but they picked it very easily.
But Dongba is still a little unwilling to give up.In the original book, he cheated Leori and Kurapika, and almost got them out of the game, but he still has the mind to continue to play tricks.
More so now.
Dongba had a wretched expression for several minutes, finally finalized the case, and then began to walk towards those people.Hisoka and the amazing "brother" were gone, and neither was the weirdest Nail Man.
A waiter just called away that gentle guy who dared to challenge Hisoka.
The rest of the group were either children or boy faces... The one in the suit looked a bit strong, but he looked like an honest person, even the youngest child could choke him several times.
Just when his expression was so wretched that he was approached by the old man, and he was about to speak, the child with the prickly hair looked at him excitedly.Then ran towards him quickly.
Then it passed by his side at high speed, and even stepped on Dongba.
"Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. [-], are you all right?"
"No...it's all right." Just stepping on his feet, can he still quarrel with a child...or a child with a strong background?It hurts though.
But this is a good incision to cut into the topic.
Just as Dongba straightened his expression, causing Xiaojie to rush over so excitedly, the silver-haired boy with number [-] pulled him away.
"He said it's all right, let's go, Xiaojie! Let's go explore in the cab."
"En." Apparently, Xiaojie didn't think there would be any huge problems if he stepped on it, and he didn't expect that he was here to make friends, so he turned around and went on an adventure with his new friend.
Dongba cheered up a bit, then walked towards the remaining Kurapika and Leorio.Watching Leorio miraculously take out a thin plastic film from the box and blow it into an inflatable pillow.
The post-framing plan of getting close is also in mind.
"no!"
Dongba stopped in mid-air.
All the people in the hall looked over.Xiaojie's noise was a bit of a prelude, and Kurapika stood up suddenly and said "no" with an irritability that attracted more attention.Even a few martial idiots paid attention.
Side reason... who told me... Kurapika is the most beautiful boy here.
In terms of beauty, this hunter exam is very interesting, but Yiermi is a nail, Hisoka is a lunatic, and Kuroro intends to keep a low profile (a suit of rustic white clothes and black pants).
There were only two women, not to mention that Shi Ba was dressed too neutrally, and Peng Si was only delicate, which can be seen from the fact that Leo Li didn't remember who Peng Si was when he was hunting for the number plate.
The only Simon boy who can be slightly compared, instantly changed from gloomy to a copy of Hisoka, and was even more out of the game.
No matter when, there is always something wrong with the appearance.Wearing national costumes, a beautiful boy with blond hair and blue eyes, suddenly came here... It's a bit imaginative.
What's more, there is a Dongba with strange expression and strange movements nearby...
Dongba was slightly embarrassed, but he found another opportunity to strike up a conversation.Just when he raised his hand to care about Kurapika, and told the newcomer in an old man's gesture that it was unreasonable to yell like this.
Suddenly, N playing cards popped out of nowhere, and rubbed Dongba's cheeks and limbs back and forth, successfully making Dongba's movements even weirder.
But... Dongba is still not the focus of everyone's attention.
The main person in those poker attacks is Kurapika.He saw a chain floating in front of Kurapika, twisting left and right, jamming several playing cards.
Where did the chain come from? ——What a fuss, whoever comes to rely on hunters doesn't have the level of hiding weapons?Didn't you see that No. [-] clothes are hanging on the drapes?
Why are they fighting? ——This will have an answer soon.
Kurapika blocked Simon's card attack with ease (of course it was him, the other one was busy.) Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Kurapika didn't show surprise or anger.Apparently those few cards didn't do much damage, they didn't look like an attack but a greeting.
Then the blue-haired boy smiled evilly at Kurapika - let's just describe it like this for the time being, they didn't want to say something about the "Histoka" smile or something, it hurt like that, and then Kurapika just ran away.
Leorio waved at Kurapika and Simon without the slightest bit of nostalgia.They can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Since the second exam, they collectively have been abnormal as if under a spell.
What did Simon and that Hisoka guy say to Kurapika?Really, what bad news is there? If you are not in a hurry, can't you wait until the exam is over?But now there are signs of a solution.This is followed by a long list of exams.
Just when Leorio was about to sleep, Dongba finally approached his goal of being the last one left.
"Hey, you are a newcomer. I really didn't expect that this year's newcomers are amazing, so many people have passed two levels." Dongba said let's chat, I am a good old man, let me point out the expressions of the newcomers.
But he saw Leo Li looking back at him with blood on his face.
Dongba, who didn't understand what he said wrong, could only cough twice.
"Although it says that the third test will start tomorrow, this is the hunter test... Anything can happen, maybe the third test has already started while you are asleep." A meaningful smile appeared.
"This..." Leorie looked at Dongba with pity, "No.16 player."
"Just call me Dongba." There was vicissitudes in the words. "It's my [-]th time to take the hunter exam, and they all call me..." The man in the suit who he judged to be kindhearted looked at him with a very constipated expression.
"Mr. Dongba, although it's not very good for me to say this, staying alert in sleep should be an essential skill for hunters."
Leorio's constipated expression was finally interpreted, and the meaning was: No wonder you failed the exam no matter what.
"Well, this is thank you for your reminder." Leorie poured out a few small pills and stuffed them into Dongba's mouth. "The high concentration of caffeine guarantees that you won't be able to fall asleep for a few days. You don't have to thank me, Mr. Dongba."
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"Simon, what did you say to me during the day, in the end..." Kurapika calmed down and wanted to have a good talk with Simon, although he didn't know what was going on with Hisoka.
But the biggest loophole in various speculations such as Kuroro being replaced or having many Kuroro is... Kuroro's own strength.
Who can get rid of Kuroro without a trace, and then pretend to be perfect?If there is such a person, or how can Warcraft stare at Kuroro.
He did observe Kuroro, and felt that something was wrong (thinking too much), but he also decided that these questions were specious.So... After thinking about it for a long time, he realized that he had to talk to Simon.
At this time, Simon came to the door by himself.
"I knew you were wrong when I saw you making a face at Kuroro~~"
"Misunderstanding?" Kurapika suddenly let out a sigh of relief.
Simon hooked his fingers and invited Kurapika to a small room next to him.
A reception room similar to a sofa and coffee table.You can still get in without locking the door.
This reminded Kurapika of everyone sitting on the floor in the hall, silently...
"What are you talking about Kurolo?"
"I'm not very good at expressing it~~ It's just that there is one thing that is not easy to explain clearly." Simon's expression was not as enchanting as Hisoka's, distressed and sad.
"Simon? Please just say it..."
"We are here now, and I am here. Do you understand?" A time axis was drawn in the void, implying that he was from the future.Sure enough, Kurapika's expression was suddenly enlightened.
"The next exam is the trap tower, the next exam is the warship on the storm, and finally the hunting on the Isle of War." Expressing pain, Kurapika immediately told Simon not to continue talking.He believed it.
"I'm just here to change the past, who will make it so uncomfortable in the future?"
"What will... happen in the future?"
"A lot of people died, you will be exterminated, Kuroro... will die~" Zhao said seriously.
"what should I do?!"
"..." Yuan Hisoka, wearing the tender shell of a blue-haired boy, fiddled with the poker cards in his hand... so I believed it, it was simply not challenging.
He had prepared a lot of speeches!What tasks from hell, mysterious curses, family traditions of the Kuroro family, Kuroro's past love history, Kuroro's unknown masochism, fate arrangements in the ruins, special energy harassment through time and space, The Deadly Crisis of Cosmic Rays...
It’s useless now, and the simplest solution comes from the future. This made Mr. Hisoka, who lived in “Hell” smartly and played many other wonderful worlds, quite dissatisfied.
But... the purpose has been achieved, so to speak.
"I can't say much about the details~ I will lay out the other parts. What you have to do is...make Kuroro fall in love with you, and..." made an overpowering gesture, and then moved to Kurapika's ear, explaining in detail What does this gesture mean!
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When Kurapika was being educated with bloodshot face, Xiaojie and Qiya cautiously overheard a moan that made people blush and heartbeat come from a room...
After all, if it is said to the outside world, he still has a layer of skin, a layer of camouflage, which makes people think that this person is not unreliable because he enjoys the fun of tossing newcomers.
People who don't know the truth will give him respect, and those who know the basics... are all old people who have re-examined N times, so naturally they won't expose anything.
And every year when Dongba does this, they will also help out.
The pass rate of newcomers in the hunter exam is so low, to a large extent, it is these old people who are causing trouble.I have struggled every year from a newcomer to an old man to a ten-thousand-year-old student, and then I am disheartened and no longer come to participate.
Why do those newcomers pass the exam so easily!
However, most people have such a mentality, but they don’t take much action, because besides this dark jealousy, they also have a kind of arrogance to support their status-they survived such a high-mortality test, and every year Can take the exam.What do you newbies know.
Dongba is the only one who puts things on the bright side and tosses people.
But Dongba is obviously unfavorable this year.
The newcomers to the hunter exam are obviously not just the protagonists.There must be other rookie cannon fodder.
Dongba's eyesight is really not simple. In the beginning, the few people she delivered with drinks were considered capable.
Even the little fat guy No. [-] who was eliminated the first time.It is not easy for newcomers to have such simple first-hand information about old people.
But this year...
Dongba sighed helplessly.Seeing newcomers coming out in large numbers this year, he wanted to teach them a lesson...but! ! !
This year's rookies are either lucky guys who are lucky enough to come to the scene and have no strength. The group of guys he has his eyes on are... actually they know each other in a group! ! !
The silver-haired No. [-] looked at Hisoka as soon as he entered the door, and then ran to talk to him.
That gentle number [-]...he read it right!Before the group of [-] approached, he was talking to Hisoka, and his attitude was not very friendly.
Later, when the four groups from [-] to [-] approached, they seemed to be meeting in groups, talking and laughing all the way... TMD, after two exams, the number of people has been reduced from [-] to [-], and their group is still together. No one is missing. ! ! !
It's like there are endless things to talk about, and endless topics to talk about.For a while, old friends reminisced about the old days, and for a while, new friends exchanged or something...
He couldn't make it through.
Based on the existence of this group of eye-catching rookies, his score for this year's rookie killer is only a number [-].
And that's not really his work either.
That little fat man couldn't run anymore.
This made Dongba very embarrassed. Many old candidates, such as the three Yamoli brothers, looked at Dongba with ridicule and disdain.
Who made Dongba keep emphasizing his identity and characteristics as a rookie killer on the bright side?
I usually "show off" a lot, so I naturally have to bear all kinds of ridicule when I fail.
This is not such a serious problem. This year's newcomers are not easy to mess with. Everyone can see that not only do they seem to have a close relationship with the evil star Hisoka, but also because they are already strong.
Not to mention being in the first echelon when running, many candidates were a little hesitant and timid when they jumped off the cliff during the second exam, but they picked it very easily.
But Dongba is still a little unwilling to give up.In the original book, he cheated Leori and Kurapika, and almost got them out of the game, but he still has the mind to continue to play tricks.
More so now.
Dongba had a wretched expression for several minutes, finally finalized the case, and then began to walk towards those people.Hisoka and the amazing "brother" were gone, and neither was the weirdest Nail Man.
A waiter just called away that gentle guy who dared to challenge Hisoka.
The rest of the group were either children or boy faces... The one in the suit looked a bit strong, but he looked like an honest person, even the youngest child could choke him several times.
Just when his expression was so wretched that he was approached by the old man, and he was about to speak, the child with the prickly hair looked at him excitedly.Then ran towards him quickly.
Then it passed by his side at high speed, and even stepped on Dongba.
"Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. [-], are you all right?"
"No...it's all right." Just stepping on his feet, can he still quarrel with a child...or a child with a strong background?It hurts though.
But this is a good incision to cut into the topic.
Just as Dongba straightened his expression, causing Xiaojie to rush over so excitedly, the silver-haired boy with number [-] pulled him away.
"He said it's all right, let's go, Xiaojie! Let's go explore in the cab."
"En." Apparently, Xiaojie didn't think there would be any huge problems if he stepped on it, and he didn't expect that he was here to make friends, so he turned around and went on an adventure with his new friend.
Dongba cheered up a bit, then walked towards the remaining Kurapika and Leorio.Watching Leorio miraculously take out a thin plastic film from the box and blow it into an inflatable pillow.
The post-framing plan of getting close is also in mind.
"no!"
Dongba stopped in mid-air.
All the people in the hall looked over.Xiaojie's noise was a bit of a prelude, and Kurapika stood up suddenly and said "no" with an irritability that attracted more attention.Even a few martial idiots paid attention.
Side reason... who told me... Kurapika is the most beautiful boy here.
In terms of beauty, this hunter exam is very interesting, but Yiermi is a nail, Hisoka is a lunatic, and Kuroro intends to keep a low profile (a suit of rustic white clothes and black pants).
There were only two women, not to mention that Shi Ba was dressed too neutrally, and Peng Si was only delicate, which can be seen from the fact that Leo Li didn't remember who Peng Si was when he was hunting for the number plate.
The only Simon boy who can be slightly compared, instantly changed from gloomy to a copy of Hisoka, and was even more out of the game.
No matter when, there is always something wrong with the appearance.Wearing national costumes, a beautiful boy with blond hair and blue eyes, suddenly came here... It's a bit imaginative.
What's more, there is a Dongba with strange expression and strange movements nearby...
Dongba was slightly embarrassed, but he found another opportunity to strike up a conversation.Just when he raised his hand to care about Kurapika, and told the newcomer in an old man's gesture that it was unreasonable to yell like this.
Suddenly, N playing cards popped out of nowhere, and rubbed Dongba's cheeks and limbs back and forth, successfully making Dongba's movements even weirder.
But... Dongba is still not the focus of everyone's attention.
The main person in those poker attacks is Kurapika.He saw a chain floating in front of Kurapika, twisting left and right, jamming several playing cards.
Where did the chain come from? ——What a fuss, whoever comes to rely on hunters doesn't have the level of hiding weapons?Didn't you see that No. [-] clothes are hanging on the drapes?
Why are they fighting? ——This will have an answer soon.
Kurapika blocked Simon's card attack with ease (of course it was him, the other one was busy.) Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Kurapika didn't show surprise or anger.Apparently those few cards didn't do much damage, they didn't look like an attack but a greeting.
Then the blue-haired boy smiled evilly at Kurapika - let's just describe it like this for the time being, they didn't want to say something about the "Histoka" smile or something, it hurt like that, and then Kurapika just ran away.
Leorio waved at Kurapika and Simon without the slightest bit of nostalgia.They can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Since the second exam, they collectively have been abnormal as if under a spell.
What did Simon and that Hisoka guy say to Kurapika?Really, what bad news is there? If you are not in a hurry, can't you wait until the exam is over?But now there are signs of a solution.This is followed by a long list of exams.
Just when Leorio was about to sleep, Dongba finally approached his goal of being the last one left.
"Hey, you are a newcomer. I really didn't expect that this year's newcomers are amazing, so many people have passed two levels." Dongba said let's chat, I am a good old man, let me point out the expressions of the newcomers.
But he saw Leo Li looking back at him with blood on his face.
Dongba, who didn't understand what he said wrong, could only cough twice.
"Although it says that the third test will start tomorrow, this is the hunter test... Anything can happen, maybe the third test has already started while you are asleep." A meaningful smile appeared.
"This..." Leorie looked at Dongba with pity, "No.16 player."
"Just call me Dongba." There was vicissitudes in the words. "It's my [-]th time to take the hunter exam, and they all call me..." The man in the suit who he judged to be kindhearted looked at him with a very constipated expression.
"Mr. Dongba, although it's not very good for me to say this, staying alert in sleep should be an essential skill for hunters."
Leorio's constipated expression was finally interpreted, and the meaning was: No wonder you failed the exam no matter what.
"Well, this is thank you for your reminder." Leorie poured out a few small pills and stuffed them into Dongba's mouth. "The high concentration of caffeine guarantees that you won't be able to fall asleep for a few days. You don't have to thank me, Mr. Dongba."
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"Simon, what did you say to me during the day, in the end..." Kurapika calmed down and wanted to have a good talk with Simon, although he didn't know what was going on with Hisoka.
But the biggest loophole in various speculations such as Kuroro being replaced or having many Kuroro is... Kuroro's own strength.
Who can get rid of Kuroro without a trace, and then pretend to be perfect?If there is such a person, or how can Warcraft stare at Kuroro.
He did observe Kuroro, and felt that something was wrong (thinking too much), but he also decided that these questions were specious.So... After thinking about it for a long time, he realized that he had to talk to Simon.
At this time, Simon came to the door by himself.
"I knew you were wrong when I saw you making a face at Kuroro~~"
"Misunderstanding?" Kurapika suddenly let out a sigh of relief.
Simon hooked his fingers and invited Kurapika to a small room next to him.
A reception room similar to a sofa and coffee table.You can still get in without locking the door.
This reminded Kurapika of everyone sitting on the floor in the hall, silently...
"What are you talking about Kurolo?"
"I'm not very good at expressing it~~ It's just that there is one thing that is not easy to explain clearly." Simon's expression was not as enchanting as Hisoka's, distressed and sad.
"Simon? Please just say it..."
"We are here now, and I am here. Do you understand?" A time axis was drawn in the void, implying that he was from the future.Sure enough, Kurapika's expression was suddenly enlightened.
"The next exam is the trap tower, the next exam is the warship on the storm, and finally the hunting on the Isle of War." Expressing pain, Kurapika immediately told Simon not to continue talking.He believed it.
"I'm just here to change the past, who will make it so uncomfortable in the future?"
"What will... happen in the future?"
"A lot of people died, you will be exterminated, Kuroro... will die~" Zhao said seriously.
"what should I do?!"
"..." Yuan Hisoka, wearing the tender shell of a blue-haired boy, fiddled with the poker cards in his hand... so I believed it, it was simply not challenging.
He had prepared a lot of speeches!What tasks from hell, mysterious curses, family traditions of the Kuroro family, Kuroro's past love history, Kuroro's unknown masochism, fate arrangements in the ruins, special energy harassment through time and space, The Deadly Crisis of Cosmic Rays...
It’s useless now, and the simplest solution comes from the future. This made Mr. Hisoka, who lived in “Hell” smartly and played many other wonderful worlds, quite dissatisfied.
But... the purpose has been achieved, so to speak.
"I can't say much about the details~ I will lay out the other parts. What you have to do is...make Kuroro fall in love with you, and..." made an overpowering gesture, and then moved to Kurapika's ear, explaining in detail What does this gesture mean!
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When Kurapika was being educated with bloodshot face, Xiaojie and Qiya cautiously overheard a moan that made people blush and heartbeat come from a room...
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