The same nerd, Hisoka

Watching Uncle Kaina rush out stiffly, the complexity in his heart is enough to build a building.

Because of a bad heart, he lacks exercise for a long time, his resistance is a bit weak, and he often suffers from minor illnesses of one kind or another, but it is the first time that the doctor thinks he has a brain problem.

Regarding his brain, he has always heard only praise words, such as smart, sensible and so on.

But this time it is true that I was reckless, this skill has to be developed step by step, and this personality has to be slowly shaped.Uncle Keina is also his benefactor, so it's not good to scare him.

He easily dismissed the bewildered doctor with a joking reason, and began to discuss future plans with Kaina in a serious manner.

"Leave the slums? Use those politicians?" Keina scratched his hair, "How?"

Kaina was originally an honest and ordinary worker, but because of a moment of carelessness, he was biased and paid all the money and owed debts, so he came to live in this chaotic place that can only shelter from the wind and rain.Relying on my own strength and the skills I have learned a few tricks, I can barely gain a foothold.

Although he was still heavily in debt, fortunately, his creditors were only local ruffians, not any large gangs or organizations with hunters.

The debt collectors had no way to force Kaner, and Kaner has been paying it back, and he was happy to hold him in his mouth, seeing that he could only pay some interest every month.

"I only know some theory, I haven't practiced much..." Hisoka scratched his face in embarrassment. Obviously, his well-behaved appearance is easier to accept than the previous ghostly appearance (unsuccessful evildoer laugh).

"You say, I'll do it." Kaina boldly rubbed Hisoka's hair. "You always have ideas."

"En." Hisoka nodded, he had an idea, but the problem was that he hadn't actually operated it.

But he won't back down, if it's just himself, he has long been determined to be Hisoka, to live up to this body and this name.How could he not even be able to do simple... tricks.

Moreover, in order to have a better living, growing and learning environment, and in order to repay Uncle Kaina's kindness, he must do it.

What's more... the good boy's sense of justice is burning in his heart.This group of bastards who occupy high positions, abuse their power, and disregard human lives.None of them are good things.

The carbon-firing politician also did some good deeds to whitewash the peace when the general election was approaching.I am also a black asshole to the bone.

What?You said that having a sense of justice is not in line with Hisoka?How can it be? !Xida is a good person.The hunter exam and the sky arena are both places where life and death are at stake. Hisoka appeared in the whole play, but he never killed an innocent woman or child passer-by.What's more, Hisoka gave him the chance to live...

Hisoka is such a good guy! (Evolved into a brain-dead fan)

"The first step...wait." He took a deep breath and kept his expression as calm as possible.

"kindness?"

"They will definitely send someone, they saved me, not just hope that I don't die from carbon monoxide poisoning, let them have trouble, they will definitely send someone again, want me to give a confession, and identify the politician who paid my parents .”

"Hisso, this alone is not enough." To Fang Zigao's high authority, it is enough to just ask, and he will not give them two more money to leave the slum.

Being able to pay for medical expenses is already "benevolence" in an emergency.

"So we're going to up the ante."

"Chip?"

"Those two people, the adoptive parents who traded my life for money." Frowning, these two people are really not a good memory. "They died because of robbery, but others don't know, they must think that the lives of those two people were killed by political enemies on the other side..."

The plan is as follows:

Politician Party A: Politicians who send carbon.

Politician Party B: Hostile to Party A, trying to use the human life button to attack Party A.

Cannon fodder: Hisoka's parents died unexpectedly after taking the deposit.As a result, Party B was unable to confirm whether the matter was successful or not, and Party A came forward to inquire and indirectly saved Hisoka.

Follow-up execution plan:

Tell Party A that his parents accidentally learned a secret because they worked for Party B, and because they planned to kill him, they didn't hide it.So now he knows that he wants to tell Party A in exchange for money.

The price starts at 3000 million renminbi, which is almost equal to 60 RMB.Negotiable to 2000 million.After getting it, 1000 million will be used in exchange for Uncle Kaina's debts, and the remaining money will be used for living expenses.

The news to them is that there is a secret room in a certain villa of Party B, which hides a lot of evidence of his crime archives. If they get it, the other party will never be able to recover.

At the same time, tell Party B this news, so that Party B will definitely have an ambush, and a fierce battle between the two sides is inevitable.

In the end, it was enough to contact the fisherman behind them.Naturally, the fisherman will sweep up the tail and catch the two of them in one go.And when the matter developed to this point, it had nothing to do with them who took the money and left.

"That villa really has a secret room?"

"No, I made it up." Under Kaina's admiring gaze, Hisoka's ears began to turn red, and he lowered his head shyly. "Whether there is anything there is not important. The important thing is that after Party B knows the news, he will not let go of the person who captured Party A, and has the opportunity to accuse them of burglary and murder of the candidate with solid evidence. After they fight, there Whether there is something or not is not important."

Now Hisoka is only worried about whether the other party will pay the price, and not worried that the other party will expose this matter or disagree with the plan.

Although he grew up as a good boy and never said anything bad about anyone behind his back, his objective evaluation...

"The mayor of a city of 200 million can make them fight like this...their IQ and ability are limited to this." Suo didn't say many words that were too derogatory. "The election is about to start, and they don't have time to think about it."

The subsequent facts also proved the correctness of his judgment.

Although Kaina is an honest person, he has struggled in the slums for several years, how could he not make any progress at all.He and Hisoka, one is a victim, and the other is an honest + kind person who is famous in the slums.

It was easier than imagined to get the approval of Party A, and their asking price was not a big deal. According to the idea of ​​these two people who want to leave the slums and live a good life, 3000 million is indeed needed.

In the end, the rich and powerful Party A didn't even offer a counter-offer, and directly gave him the expected highest price.After repaying the money, the money is enough for Hisoka and Kaina to change cities and settle down.

There are more and better options for the future.

Looking at the passbook in his hand, and looking at the news about the people on both sides and the newly appointed mayor, Kaina still feels unreal.

"It seems that no one will come to trouble us anymore, and they have all been arrested." Kaina sighed.Unexpectedly, in just a few days, he has become a poor person struggling with debts in the slums.

Returning to the ordinary social environment, I have a comfortable environment, eat fresh meals, wear clean and strong clothes, and hold a lot of savings in my hand.There is also a cute...

"Hisuo..." Kena turned back to look at Hisoka who was posing in the mirror after putting on the new clothes.

"Yes." Hearing the call, the good boy turned his head politely, then froze for a moment, and then blew a kiss to Kaina as if he was about to make up for it. "What's the matter, Uncle~"

"Do you like clothes like this?"

When they arrived in a new city, the first thing they did was to find a house, and then to buy basic daily necessities. You must know that they couldn't bring anything out of the slums.I can't even get a decent second set of clothes for a change of clothes.

If you have money around you, don't talk about other household equipment, at least buy all the supplies you need for food and clothing.Kaina, who had long regarded Hisoka as his own child, naturally hoped for the best for Hisoka.

But why Hisoka snapped up a colorful clown suit without saying anything?The sequelae of growing up in a ghetto without entertainment?

"I don't like it." There is still a big difference between the current set and the original one.Although the style is a bit similar, the colors flash like neon lights. "The one I really want is being ordered."

Compared with Xiaojie's green body, Hisoka's outfit is still very different.

He not only wore a clown suit, but also changed into ordinary tights, and even appeared in a suit.Hisoka's specialness and charm should not be distinguished by clothes.

But he is looking for a feeling now, so naturally he has to wear the most formal and most commonly used battle clown costume.

Kena didn't think of a good place at all. Since Hisoka showed that strange smile in the hospital, Hisoka has become addicted to such a smile for some reason.Within a few days of coming to this city, their main task was to wait for the final result of the whole thing.But in such a tense atmosphere, Hisoka still did not forget to practice this strange smile in front of the mirror.

"It's done?! Great, it seems that we can officially start a new life." Seeing the host on TV lashing out at the two arrested officials, Hisoka was in an unprecedented mood. One step was finally taken.

"Yeah." Hearing what Hisoka said, Kaina temporarily put aside Hisoka's new hobby of wearing strange clothes and laughing at the mirror.Discuss future plans with Hisoka.

"I'm planning to open a small shop." Kaina's expression was full of yearning, "I was deceived just to open a shop, and now I should have capital. A small shop that belongs to me... Hiso, what do you think?"

"Be a hunter. Professional hunter."

"what!?"

Kena's face turned pale. The hunter profession is the highest paid, noblest, and most respectable profession in the world, but it is also the most dangerous.

Especially for professional hunters, think about the high death rate every year.

It's normal for Jay's Aunt Mitt and Kaina to react like this.

Hisoka originally thought that it would take a long time to convince Kaina, but unexpectedly, Kaina's face turned pale and he thought for a long time.Still nodded in support.

However, he also said that if Hisoka's wish is to be a hunter, he can't give any help.

"You can help me, Uncle Kaina." Hisoka smiled sweetly, it was really a sweet smile, a well-behaved and cute smile, which made Kaina, who had been forced to look at that smile for several days, suddenly feel A dark feeling of seeing the sun through the clouds.

But he was obviously happy a little too early.

Hisoka took out a notebook from behind and handed it to Kena, with a vivid picture of a person on it.

A person with a monstrous smile, from the eyes to the corners of the mouth, to the aura that makes people creepy.

Just this one hand painting skill is enough to make people admire...

"Who is this?" In fact, Kena really wanted to say, who is this pervert?However, considering that this is Hisoka's album, this adjective was removed.

"I."

"?"

"This is me, Hisoka."

"??"

"Uncle Kaina, take this portrait for comparison, then look at my posture and smile, and tell me that I didn't do well there. No one criticizes or corrects me when I always look in the mirror, and the efficiency is too slow."

Kaina flipped through the pages of portraits in a daze. They were all portraits of this posing man. If you look carefully, there is really a little shadow of Hisoka.That was... what Hisoka would look like when he grew up.

Looking at the child seriously asking for help in front of him, recalling some introductions about the personality and appearance of hunters seen on TV... Suddenly a door to a new world opened to Honest Bajo Kaina.

"That's why it's really not easy to be a hunter."

"??" I don't understand what Kena is feeling, but the second half of the sentence is correct. "Yeah, it's not easy."

"So this is the hunter..." It turned out that, of course, the hunter must act like a pervert.

"Yes." He drew himself taking the hunter exam. "Expressions, movements and idioms are the basics. I also need to arrange for myself to do special strength training."

"Okay!" Kaina confidently patted his chest. "I will definitely urge you to practice your facial expressions well, Hisoka, your dream uncle will definitely support you."

"..." There seems to be something wrong, but it's good to agree. "Well, thank you, Uncle Keina~~"

The author has something to say: CP issue, tentatively Ill fans.I am determined to take the route of two horses and two horses, and Il fans are the most suitable.