Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Nie Bufan didn't know what was going on with him now, his consciousness was clear, but he couldn't wake up no matter what.Memories from a long time ago still appear in his mind from time to time, as if deliberately letting him experience it again as a bystander.

But he can't always live in the memory in the future, can he?If he died right now, he would actually have no regrets... Well, well, frankly speaking, he was really reluctant to leave.

Is this probably the truth that he is half dead?Because he was so stubborn that he would not leave.

Hey, I'm sorry, God, if you give me this stupid chance, I will definitely not accept it politely.Nie Bufan thought to himself.

Standing dead every day, bored, the only joy is waiting for everyone in Jiwo Village to visit him.They would talk at his bedside, touch and kiss occasionally, and take advantage of the opportunity to help with the grooming.

Nie Bufan sometimes feels like a priest, listening to the confession of lost lambs every day, sharing their inner secrets and sorrows and joys.It's a pity that he couldn't open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and comfort their wounded hearts.

But he is not without gains, at least he has learned to know friends by smelling the fragrance.

For example, Zhang San, he always has the smell of copper plates hidden on his body, occasionally mixed with the smell of various vegetables, and it is easy to drool if he smells too much.

Li Si's breath is as cold as iron, but it actually feels like a soldering iron. It must be comfortable to hold in winter, but it is a bit hard.

The best hug should be Wang Wu, who is covered in Buddha fragrance, suitable for hot and cold, even if he doesn't speak, he can make people feel at ease.He wondered why he had mistaken him and Li Si in the first place?Making such an oolong forced a good Buddhist to break his precepts.Hey, actually, it's fine if it's broken.Isn't there a saying that as long as there is a Buddha in the heart, meat and wine can pass through the intestines, let alone breaking the sex precept?The old man Buddha will understand.

Let's talk about the boss, this guy has a strong sense of presence, from head to toe he exudes a majestic aura, especially his eyes, which are as sharp as a consecrated sword.Every time he came, he didn't say a word, he just stared at him, maybe he was practicing some kind of long-lost magical eye skills?

The noisiest of these people was probably Bad, he could hear his haughty footsteps before he entered the room, and after he walked in, he was even more eloquent and unforgiving, but he smelled like sunflowers, blooming So arrogant, smelling it makes people have the urge to fiddle with it a few times.

As for Brother Shi, there are only four words: noble, expensive spices are used on his body.Of course, after the baptism of Jiwo Village, the pungent smell has faded a lot, replaced by icy water like jade. He looks dignified on the outside, but when facing him alone, it is rare to be warm.The premise is that he doesn't know that even if he is lethargic, he is actually conscious.

Master Guoshi, Nie Bufan has very complicated feelings for him, like seeing a gorgeous peony, just thinking about disaster, but finds that it is actually just a fresh snow lotus covered with peony skin, which looks evil , flawless in nature.This made him pick with trepidation, for fear of destroying the last old boy in the world.Alas, but if you pick them all, you should count them as your own merits.

By the way, there is also Taibai, this guy is the most recognizable, the smell of algae on his body makes people feel like they are in the sea.Although Tae-yeon has no similarities with him in terms of temperament, his smell is very similar.Only when Nie Bufan closed his eyes was he willing to admit that they were indeed relatives.

In addition, there are Tiannv and Shen Muran. He knows from other people's narratives that they seem to have established a relationship as lovers. They are the only normal couple in Jiwo Village. Congratulations, it's rare that they haven't forgotten him. This "matchmaker".When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.

After identifying people, he began to identify chickens by smell.But this decision made him regret it, the smell of the chicken... I won't describe it.Even more frightening is the fact that batch after batch of chickens come to see him every day, expressing their deep concern with their paws and wings from time to time.If things go on like this, he suspects that he is likely to become a body art, or an impressionist.Here, he must thank Tubeng, if he hadn't cleaned it every day, he would probably be buried in the flying chicken feathers and brilliant chicken dung.

On the tenth day of his coma, an extraordinary person came to Jiwo Village, who was the miraculous doctor invited by Wei Di.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Nie Bufan felt like he was drunk, walking wobbly.

He came to the bedside, rolled his eyelids, looked at his face, then asked about his condition, and finally started to feel his pulse.

The room was silent, and everyone could feel the tension. They were all waiting for the result with bated breath.

But for a moment, the genius doctor seemed to have discovered something.

Li Huai was the first to lose his composure, and asked impatiently, "Genius doctor, how is his condition?"

"Ah?" The genius doctor said blankly, "What did you just say?"

"I'm asking how his condition is?" Li Huai repeated patiently.

"Oh." The miracle doctor said calmly, "There is only one living dead, there is no way to save it."

"It's hopeless? Then what happened to your expression just now? Are you excited to see someone else dying?" Li Huai was furious.

"Am I excited?" The genius doctor replied innocently.

"Have!"

Nie Bufan thought to himself, is this genius doctor reliable?Didn't you feel the cold air coming from everyone?

"It's like this." The genius doctor said calmly, "This is the first time this old man has encountered such a 'healthy' living dead, so it is inevitable that I am a little surprised."

"'Healthy' undead?" Tai Bai wondered, "What do you mean by that?"

The genius doctor explained: "His body is in good condition, even healthier than the average person. However, the pulse condition is strange, showing the appearance of premature death. The old man suspects that the cause is in his head."

"In the head?" Everyone said in unison, their faces a little ugly.

The genius doctor nodded and continued: "Exactly. The diseases in the skull are the most difficult to treat. If you can't find out the specific symptoms, any treatment will be useless."

"Then what should I do?" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly.

The miracle doctor showed an uncontrollable excited expression again, and suggested: "If you agree, I will come and perform a craniotomy for him."

"Craniotomy?" Li Yi immediately vetoed it, "Absolutely not! Can a person still live if the head is broken?"

"I'm really ignorant." The genius doctor said contemptuously, "Just opening a person's head will not kill him, just like ordinary trauma, as long as the inside is intact, the wound will slowly heal."

"How can you guarantee not to damage his head?" Li Yi's eyes were cold, expressing deep doubts about the medical skills of this genius doctor.

Zhang Junshi and others also disapproved of craniotomy.

The genius doctor shrugged and said indifferently: "Since you don't agree, I won't force you, but if a person dies, don't regret it."

Everyone hesitated.

The genius doctor looked at them sideways, smiled and said nothing.

Nie Bufan shouted in his heart: Comrades, hold on!No craniotomy!

"Let's think about it." Wang Wu said.

The genius doctor nodded, and said calmly: "Try to make up your mind as soon as possible, otherwise the old man won't guarantee how long he can last."

Shit!He is obviously full of vitality, but he is temporarily in a recessive state.Nie Bufan was emotional, all kinds of villains were going crazy in his head.

The genius doctor seemed to have noticed something, and pinched his wrist a few times with his pulse-taking hand.

"I hope the genius doctor can tell us the specific process of craniotomy." Wang Wu continued, "The risk of craniotomy is too high, which has never been heard of throughout the ages. We must make sure that nothing goes wrong."

"Haha." The genius doctor laughed, "What treatment in this world is foolproof?"

"For him, you must be foolproof!" Wang Wu's tone was unquestionable.

The divine doctor fell silent.

Nie Bufan gave Wang Wu a thumbs up in his heart.

After a while, the miracle doctor stood up and said: "Okay, the old man will make full preparations, you should think about it in the next two days."

After speaking, he walked out leisurely again.

"Is there really no other way?" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly while holding Nie Bufan's hand.

The rest of the people did not speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull.

"Bufan, can't you wake up on your own?" Zhang Junshi said helplessly, "Usually you are so good at tossing around, how come you can't do it at a critical moment?"

You can't do it, I can do it very well!Nie Bufan retorted angrily.

"This guy is always strong on the outside." Li Yi said viciously.

Hello, Li Si, the village head remembers you!

"Brother, I think he should be thrown into the chicken coop, maybe he will be cured the next day without medicine." Li Huai interjected, "I always thought he was just a chicken essence."

Essence of chicken?Is he such a bad breed?At least he is also a chicken god!And what the hell are you suggesting?Who would be stupid enough to do such a thing?

Unexpectedly, no one in the room refuted it. They really have this plan, right?Hey, cheer up, don't lose your IQ like this, okay?

"Perhaps, you can really try." Zhang Junshi said hesitantly.

"..." Nie Bufan was speechless, indeed he could only be speechless.

Li Huai saw that there was support, and continued to push: "Anyway, there is nothing to lose, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo."

"What do you think?" Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.

Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded: "Okay, let's try."

Hello!Nie Bufan was frantic, all kinds of messy, his whole body muscles were tense.

"Look, he's reacting!" Taibai's eyes sharpened.

The national teacher stepped forward to check for a while, and said calmly: "At first, I thought your proposal just now was a bit ridiculous, but now it seems that it really has some effect."

"It's the first time in so many days that he has such an obvious reaction." Li Huai said pleasantly, "Don't hesitate, let's try today!"

All agreed.

Nie Bufan beat his chest in his heart: Are you still human?still?