Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Wei Di's sword-bending ceremony was successfully completed with the participation of all martial arts figures, and the rest was to host a banquet.

Before the dinner begins, the guests are led by attendants to tour the garden and valley of Dongcheng Shangfu, or enjoy tea and play chess, or admire flowers to express their feelings, or compete in martial arts, leisurely and enjoyable.As a famous martial arts school, Dongsheng Shangfu is located in the Jiaoyue Valley, with beautiful scenery, surrounded by clouds and mist, like a fairyland, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

Of course, Dong Sheng's upper residence does not allow outsiders to come and go. There are several important forbidden places where no one is allowed to enter, such as the back house where Nie Bufan lives.

In the flower garden, a young swordsman said to his companions: "It is said that Master Wei likes to keep cats, but I stayed in the mansion for a day, why didn't I see even a cat?"

His companion said: "I'm also quite puzzled about this. Could it be that the cats are locked in the backyard?"

"That would be such a pity." The swordsman said regretfully, "I thought I could see the different breeds of cats collected by Master Wei from all over the world, but now it seems that I don't have such a blessing."

Just as he was talking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a nimble figure not far away, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a golden rooster.It got out of the bushes and ran directly to a big tree, and then a jaw-dropping scene appeared.The rooster actually stepped on the tree trunk, ran up the branch as fast as it was on the ground, and then jumped into another yard outside the wall.

"Did you...see it?" The swordsman asked uncertainly.

"Uh, I see."

"Was that a chicken just now?"

"If you're not mistaken, it is."

"It was climbing a tree just now."

"Obvious."

"...Could it be that Master Weimeng doesn't raise cats, but chickens?"

"……No solution."

In the gazebo in the middle of the lake, several martial arts friends sat around drinking tea and talking and laughing happily.

One person pointed to the center of the lake and said, "Look, there is a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the lake."

The rest of the people turned their heads to look.

"This pair of mandarin ducks is too incompatible. The size of the one on the right is more than twice that of the one on the left." A bearded man laughed loudly.

Another long-bearded man understood and continued: "Haha, you, a rough man, are allowed to marry a fair lady, and you are not allowed to find a petite female mandarin duck as a companion with a powerful male mandarin duck?"

Everyone around laughed.

At this time, two mandarin ducks in the lake slowly approached each other.

A white-faced scholar wondered, "Huh? No, that doesn't seem to be a mandarin duck."

Everyone looked again—the one on the left was indeed a mandarin duck, but the one on the right seemed to be... a chicken?

I saw the rooster with brown feathers and a fiery comb, swimming around the mandarin duck with a "wretched" expression, scratching its head and making poses, so happy!

"Uh... that's actually a wild duck, right?"

"What breed of wild duck has combs on its head?"

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"...Haha, Dongcheng Shangfu is really unfathomable, unfathomable."

In the valley, a group of friends were competing in an open space. They saw people's shadows criss-crossing, swords shining, and coldness.

The people watching the battle applauded and applauded, and the atmosphere was very enthusiastic.

One of the men in Tsing Yi was obviously superior and had the upper hand. Just when the winner was about to be decided, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a chicken flying in the air, and he couldn't help being stunned.In a daze, the sword in his hand was knocked out by the opponent, and he lost.

"Brother Liu, why did you lose your mind?" His opponent asked strangely.

The man in Tsing Yi pointed upwards.

Everyone looked together, only to see a colorful flying chicken slowly landed on the wall, gracefully playing with its gorgeous feathers, and then seemed to notice the enthusiastic eyes of everyone, turned around to look, and suddenly called out shyly. "Hate it."

Then quickly jumped off the wall and disappeared without a trace, leaving only a group of ignorant humans who were struck by lightning.

Unknowingly, Dongsheng's Shangfu was quietly occupied by chickens, and weird chicken shadows were everywhere.

Among them, the most affected is the kitchen.

People depend on food, and so do chickens, especially this group of fighting chickens that Nie Bufan has raised to make them fat and strong. They must eat several meals a day.

Vegetarians are fine, they have no interest in cooked food, but meat eaters don't have so many scruples.They first made a noise, released all the chickens, ducks and geese that were locked in the cage, and sneaked into the kitchen when everyone was in a state of desperation.After they swept the kitchen, it was really like locusts crossing the border, eating and taking, and by the way, they also left exclusive marks on the pots and pans.

When people returned to the kitchen, what they saw was devastated and tragic.

"What's going on here?" The chef roared angrily.He only left for a while, how did the kitchen become like this?

A servant tremblingly handed over a chicken feather and whispered, "It seems to be a chicken."

"Can I not know it's a chicken? The lumps of chicken feces on the stove are still hot!" The chef pointed at them and scolded, "Are you all dead people? Such a big kitchen was made like this by a few chickens! What about the banquet later? What do you let the guests eat?"

The servants trembled and bowed their heads to listen to the teaching.

"The loss of the kitchen is small, but the face of the government is great. I am really dead!" The chef beat the spatula desperately, in pain.

"It's too late to say anything now, let's add more food as soon as possible?" A little chef behind the chef reminded softly.

"Yes, add food." The chef ordered, "You, clean up the kitchen. You, you, and you, prepare the ingredients. You two, guard the front and back of the kitchen, and never let any animal come in to make trouble .”

A series of orders were issued, order was restored in the kitchen, and it began to get busy in full swing.

On the big tree outside the kitchen, two chickens are eating a roast suckling pig while watching the dizzy people with relish.On top of them, shark fins, barbecued pork, chicken legs and other scattered food are neatly placed, and another four or five chickens are enjoying their favorite delicacies, and throwing a few pieces of meat to the wall from time to time On the other side, distribute it to the other chicken brothers.

They were a joy to eat, but it made the people in the kitchen nervous.The sumptuous meal that was originally prepared was also cut in half because of the disturbance of these guys.Fortunately, the quality of the food is very high, even if the quantity is a little less, it will not attract people's attention.People who attend this kind of banquet generally pay more attention to manners, and few people will eat and drink regardless of their image.

But Wei Di, as the host, quickly noticed something was wrong. He had personally reviewed the previous menu, and it was obvious what was missing. No matter how courageous the cook is, it is impossible to cut corners on it. It is very likely that something unexpected happened. misfortune.

He first thought of Nie Bufan, could this guy be dishonest again?He didn't expect that his mansion was almost occupied by chickens.

Wei Di's face was cold, his whole body was cold and serious, and his coercion increased greatly, making everyone in the hall cautious, secretly startled by the aura of the leader.

Who knows, at this moment, he just wants to finish the socializing quickly, and then go back to talk to someone about his life.

The night was hazy, and the banquet was in full swing.

Nie Bufan had dinner and was about to go for a walk in the yard to digest food, when he heard a slight movement from the window, looking back, he saw Wang Shichan in a neat suit appearing in front of him like a ghost.

"Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan whispered, and quickly rushed over to give him a big hug.

Wang Shichan smiled slightly, touched his head, and asked, "How are you doing recently?"

"Everything else is fine, I just miss you so much." Nie Bufan rubbed against his arms.

Wang Shichan's eyes were soft, he lowered his head and kissed him deeply, he let go after a while, and said softly: "We will take you back soon."

"When is soon?" Nie Bufan's eyes sparkled.

"Within three days." Wang Shichan replied, "Li Yi and the others will negotiate with Wei Di first, if not, we will steal people directly."

"I'm afraid it's not that easy?"

Wang Shichan nodded: "It's not easy. Dongcheng's upper house is heavily guarded. Although I'm not afraid of it with my lightness kung fu, I can't bring you with me."

Nie Bufan thought for a while, and suddenly said with a wicked smile: "Actually, I can do it too."

"Oh? Talk about it."

"A few days ago, I met a man with excellent water skills. He managed to take me to dive out of the house from underwater. I tried it once before, but it fell short because of Wei Di's cat. But this time, after the chicken was broken, the group Cats don't worry anymore."

Wang Shichan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is that the man you hooked up with again?"

"You are too petty, how can I be so fraternal?" Nie Bufan was very annoyed.

Wang Shichan declined to comment.

Nie Bufan said again: "He is in the south courtyard now, can you rescue him?"

"How's his skill?"

"Three-legged cat should have kung fu." Nie Bufan said confidently, "As long as you take him into the water, other problems will be fine."

Wang Shichan nodded, thought for a while and said, "Then there is no need to negotiate with Wei Di any more, and implement this plan directly."

"Great." Nie Bufan rubbed his chin with excitement and said, "Tomorrow night may be the last chance. After Wei Di finishes his work, it will be very difficult for me to escape."

"Did Wei Di treat you badly?" Wang Shichan was a little puzzled, "You want to leave so impatiently."

"It's not bad." Nie Bufan touched his nose and said in a low voice, "I just don't like this place and want to go back to Jiwo Village."

Wang Shichan sighed lightly: "Yes, the high-ranking family is indeed too attached to you."

He likes the arrogance of him proclaiming himself the king of Jiwo Mountain in front of the mountain, and also likes his freedom without restraint.

He was supposed to be a born monster.

Later, Wang Shichan seized the time to make a plan with Nie Bufan, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly pressed Nie Bufan against the wall and kissed him fiercely.

"Wait for me." Leaving these words in his ear, he lightly jumped out of the window and disappeared into the night instantly.

Everything, just wait for tomorrow.