Bird Dude Nie Bufan

In the middle of the night, everything is quiet.A gust of night wind blows, the window shakes slightly, and the moonlight shines into the room through the gap, reflecting the sleeping figure on the wooden bed.

At this moment, a group of chicken shadows deftly flashed in, shaking the chicken feathers, and the eyes were shining with green light in the darkness.Not long after, another figure came in through the window, Hua girl and Langya, who hadn't reacted at first, immediately became alert, but then relaxed, ignored the visitor, and went to sleep on their own.

The person who came moved a few steps, and the whole face was revealed under the moonlight. It was Wang Shichan impressively.

He walked to the bed, looked at the person on the bed, and let out a faint sigh.

After looking at it for a while, he took off his coat and boots, lifted the quilt and got on the bed, and as soon as he stretched out his arms, he took him into his arms.

A good night's sleep.

The next day, when Nie Bufan opened his eyes, he saw a familiar handsome face in front of him, breathing slowly, as if he was still asleep.

He poked his head out, looked around, and seeing that there was nothing unusual, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.He stretched out his hand and pulled at Wang Shichan's face, pulling his handsome face into a strange shape.

Wang Shichan opened his eyes helplessly, pulled his funny hand away, and said, "Is your spirit so good early in the morning?"

"Hey, nice to meet you."

"Really?" Wang Shichan said indifferently, "You left so simply, I thought you didn't want to see us?"

"How could it be?" Nie Bufan looked wronged, "I just want to come out to relax, to relax."

"Oh, how are you relaxing?"

"Not bad." Nie Bufan pulled the quilt under his eyes and looked up at the sky.

Wang Shichan looked at him suspiciously, and then without warning began to pull his clothes.

"What are you doing?" Nie Bufan grabbed his collar, with a look of horror of being raped.

Wang Shichan didn't speak, and fixed his hands on top of his head with one hand, and lifted his underwear with the other, revealing a large area of ​​smooth skin, and there were some suspicious marks around the collarbone and chest.

"What is this?" Wang Shichan slid his finger lightly, and there was no joy or anger in the tone of the question.

"I... left it when I masturbated."

"..." Wang Shichan was silent for a while, and continued to ask in a research tone, "Can you still make hickeys on your chest muscles when you masturbate?"

"Who said it was a hickey?" Nie Bufan replied without blushing, "It's a pinch mark."

A few cracks appeared in Wang Shichan's usual calm expression, and he held his breath for a moment before saying, "Tell me, who is that man?"

Nie Bufan looked sideways, and muttered: "Why must it be a man, can't it be a woman?"

"Woman?" Wang Shichan directly probed into his back acupuncture point with his fingers, and there was still some swelling in the tight tunnel.

Nie Bufan arched his waist and twisted like a snake.

Wang Shichan didn't embarrass him too much, he withdrew his fingers, feeling like asking the heaven for nothing.Is there any normal man in this world who can escape Nie Bufan's clutches?Why do they keep rushing forward like poisoning, wave after wave, and they can't be stopped!

Nie Bufan peeked at him and asked, "How did you find me?"

"I happened to see your chicken swimming at night, so I followed it."

Nie Bufan glanced at Jin Jin who was sleeping in a corner, and asked again: "The others don't know?"

Wang Shichan shook his head: "They all came out to look for you."

"They? Who?"

"Except for the few who have not yet recovered, everyone else has come."

Nie Bufan stared at Wang Shichan, and said seriously: "Brother Wang, you won't betray me, will you?"

Wang Shichan's expression was calm and unwavering, and he didn't respond.

Nie Bufan said again: "It's hard to come out here, I want to relax, you can either join me, or pretend you haven't seen me."

Wang Shichan still didn't speak.

Nie Bufan hugged him violently, and begged, "Please..."

"Are there any benefits?" Wang Shichan said suddenly.

Nie Bufan looked at him in horror, "Did I hear you right? Are you still that Wang Wu who has no desires and desires? How could you ask for benefits?"

"Is there?" Wang Shichan was unmoved.

Nie Bufan was full of confusion, and then said with pain: "Okay, from now on, the position of the second child in Jiwo Village will be yours!"

"..."

"Be content." Nie Bufan patted him, "Being the second child in Jiwo Village means that you are under one person and above ten thousand chickens. You are absolutely majestic!"

Probably only you feel majestic!

"You should take the initiative to dedicate yourself to me." Wang Shichan directly stated his intention.

Nie Bufan immediately said righteously: "Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!"

Go to your taxi to kill and not to be humiliated!Wang Shichan finally couldn't hold back anymore, he just gnawed on him.

Nie Bufan yelled and resisted with all his hands and feet.

In the end, he still lost to the evil forces, succumbed to the enemy's majesty, and was executed on the spot.

Wang Shichan didn't go too far, he just let him go after a little relief.But Nie Bufan groaned, and before climbing onto the bed, he said, "Fifth brother Wang, your physical strength is not as good as before?"

This sentence almost turned Wang Shichan into a beast again.

Seeing that something was wrong, Nie Bufan ran away with a whoosh.

In the end, Wang Shichan still agreed to help Nie Bufan keep the secret. He also hoped to spend some days alone with him. With him company, every day is very fun. He can always play out various tricks in a simple life.

Early in the morning, he threw him a vegetable basket and asked him to go shopping, but he didn't give him a penny.

Wang Shichan went to the street alone with a vegetable basket. Looking at the bustling crowd, he was dressed in Chinese clothes and stood among the plain people, looking out of place.He doesn't care much about other people's opinions, he buys all the way without asking the price, he takes a handful of vegetables and throws a handful of copper coins.

When he was about to pick some cucumbers, he caught a glimpse of familiar figures from the corner of his eye, and they were Si Chenyu's subordinates.

Wang Shichan's hand that took out the money stopped.

The cucumber seller cheerfully stretched out his hand, but a gust of wind passed, and the person who was in front of him just now disappeared without a trace.

The peddler's smile froze on his face, and he looked around blankly, but he could no longer find the figure of that person.

He was furious: "Asshole, I haven't paid for my cucumber yet!"

This sad uncle, all the vegetable vendors before him made a fortune, but it was his turn that he lost a few cucumbers in vain.It has to be said that character is also an issue.

When Wang Shichan found Nie Bufan, other people in Jiwo Village also found the Baofu Building where he used to live.

After inquiring, they determined that Nie Bufan had been here before. Even though he had changed his name to "Duan Yu", the chickens around him had already betrayed him deeply.

Li Yi and others met Wei Di who was also looking for someone here, but neither of them knew that they were looking for the same person, and the atmosphere of the meeting was very harmonious.

As one of the key holders, the son of the Li family, Wei Di naturally knew him, and he told him that he would go to Jiwo Village to pay a visit tomorrow.

Li Yi had no right to refuse, so he left with a few polite words.

He didn't ask Wei Di about Nie Bufan's affairs, because he didn't think that the proud martial arts leader would have anything to do with Nie Bufan.But he forgot that Nie Bufan dared to provoke even Prince Si, let alone the leader of the martial arts alliance.I am afraid that even if the emperor came, he would dare to put a green hat on the dragon head.

"They found something nearby." Wang Shichan said as he put the vegetable basket on the table.

"Oh." Nie Bufan responded indifferently, and took out the dishes on his own.

Wang Shichan had already experienced his heartlessness, so he didn't say any more.

Nie Bufan held up a handful of vegetables and asked, "Fifth Brother Wang, why did you only sell vegetables and didn't buy any meat?"

"I don't eat meat."

"But I will!" Nie Bufan pointed at himself.

Wang Shichan looked at him and said after a while, "Eating more vegetables can prolong your life."

"I don't like meat." Nie Bufan thumped the table.

"Don't get confused about monks." You are obviously an omnivore, you like to eat everything.

"You pay off your cultivation?" Nie Bufan despised, "I don't know how many times I have broken the precepts?"

"I only broke the sex ring." Then he added, "I haven't broken it many times."

"……"alright, you win.

Resigned to his fate, Nie Bufan lifted the vegetable basket to the kitchen.

A crowd of people in Jiwo Village were busy looking outside, but Nie Bufan lived in a private house with Wang Shichan, picking vegetables and feeding chickens together, eating teeth with neighbors, and playing with children.

Wang Shichan once again witnessed Nie Bufan's unstoppable and powerful charm. At the end of the day, at least three childish girls, two simple teenagers, and two wretched uncles expressed their strong affection for him. .There is even a little boy who is less than ten years old and declares that he must "marry" him in the future and let him wait for him to grow up.

Wang Shichan felt that it was a mistake to release this scourge, and he had secretly made plans to bring him back to Jiwo Village as soon as possible.Although the little life of the two is very interesting, they can't handle Nie Bufan's invisible love offensive that kills people.

It was night, and Wang Shichan said sincerely: "Bufan, let's go back when we've had enough fun?"

"What's the rush? I still haven't been to many places in Xishan City." Nie Bufan casually replied while fiddling with the colorful rouge on the table.

After you finish visiting Xishan City, how many normal men will be left in the city who are determined to carry on the family?Wang Shichan's Zen mind is in turmoil, and Yali Mountain is big.

In fact, he can directly tie people back, anyway, he is definitely not his opponent, at most he will blame him for a few days in the future.

Thinking of this, Wang Shichan calmed down again.This person noticed what Nie Bufan was tinkering with, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

Nie Bufan replied: "Tomorrow is Ghost Festival. I heard from the aunt next door that many people will turn into ghosts and go out to scare people. I am also planning to participate."

He pointed to all kinds of rouge and gouache on the table, and proudly said: "These are all given to me by my sisters. I can't let them down. I must put on a particularly scary face makeup."

"..."

"Wang Wu, are you coming too?" Nie Bufan quickly wiped a patch of red on his face, and asked with a smile.

Wang Shichan didn't wipe it off, but just replied indifferently: "Just go."

It seems that he has to spend this ghost festival before tying him back.

Nie Bufan was full of interest, and took a brush to draw various funny faces on the paper.

Wang Shichan looked at it for a long time, and suddenly felt that tomorrow his ghost makeup might really be the scariest in history...