Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The structure in the treasury is complicated, and it took nearly two hours for everyone to explore only half of it.Even this half is enough to make people dumbfounded.

Exquisite gold and silver utensils, all kinds of rare collections, foreign treasures, rare minerals, fine wine cups, picture scrolls, piano and chess, etc., are all inclusive and valuable.But they also found that some of the items had been damaged or stolen.However, there is no sign of being stolen in the treasure house, only the remaining chicken feathers, chicken feces, chicken paw prints and other things on the ground showed their whereabouts.

From the dryness and wetness of the chicken feces, it can be seen that this treasure house has actually been visited by chickens for a long time, and the damage was not entirely caused by the chickens that entered with them this time.This shows that this place has long been swept away by chickens!

Everyone couldn't help but feel a sense of depression that people are not as good as chickens.In a sense, the chickens in Jiwo Village are indeed omnipotent, and gods can't stop them from doing harm to the world.

After returning to the village, the disheveled people went back to their residences to freshen up.There are chicken guards around the treasure house, which is definitely safer than the palace.If anyone wants to sneak in secretly without long eyes, I guarantee that they will enter vertically and exit horizontally, and run lightly and tearfully.

When Nie Bufan returned home, Zhang Junshi had already prepared hot water for him and helped him undress.

Nie Bufan pushed him out, saying that he wanted to enjoy the time in the bath alone. In fact, he didn't want the marks on his body to be seen by Zhang Junshi, and it was too troublesome to explain.

As a result, he soaked for nearly half an hour, until Zhang Junshi came to call the door, and he slowly crawled out, like an old man with weak limbs, tremblingly put on his underwear, and then lay on the chair indefinitely. He moved, and a dying cry came out of his mouth: "Zhang Sanjun, I'm dying, come and save me!"

Zhang Junshi who was outside the door thought something had happened when he heard it, so he kicked the door hard and rushed in.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly as he rushed to Nie Bufan's side.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hands and said pitifully: "Zhang Sanjun, I'm very weak, please carry me back to the bedroom."

Zhang Junshi saw him acting coquettishly, smiled angrily, picked him up, and strode towards the bedroom.

When passing by the door, Nie Bufan looked at the two wobbly door panels and said, "Zhang Sanjun, remember to fix the door when you turn around, you are too rough, how can you bully other people's door panels?"

The corner of Zhang Junshi's mouth twitched, who made you scream like you were going to die!

Carrying him into the room, helping him to lie down, and changing the quilt, Nie Bufan said softly, "Thank you Zhang Sanjun, good night."

Good night?It's only afternoon, Zhang Junshi rubbed his hair and said: "Go to bed first, I'll call you again at dinner."

"No need, I just want to have a good sleep." Nie Bufan closed his eyes and soon fell into a deep sleep.

Zhang Junshi looked at him for a while, then possessed himself and pressed a kiss on his forehead, then left the bedroom lightly.

As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw Li Yi walking towards him.

"Is he in there?" Li Yi asked.

"Already fell asleep." Zhang Junshi glanced at him and asked, "What happened to you in the treasure house? He looks very tired."

"I want to know too." Li Yi said, "Let's talk about it when he wakes up!"

The two left one after the other.

A figure flashed in the courtyard, and Wang Shichan, who was going to visit Nie Bufan, also disappeared in place.

Nie Bufan fell asleep for a full 7 hours, and did not wake up until Maoshi the next day.Zhang Junshi was the first to notice that something was wrong. After entering the room to check, he found that he was feverish and unconscious. He was obviously sick.

Zhang Jun was really worried, and hurriedly sent someone to the city to ask for a doctor.

Everyone else in Jiwo Village was caught off guard by Nie Bufan's illness.In their hearts, Village Chief Nie is a scourge that cannot be beaten to death, is not afraid of falling, and does not hurt when beaten. No one thought that he would be sick one day!

Looking at Nie Bufan who was lying on the bed raving, everyone was worried and kept silent, and the atmosphere was a bit depressed.

Wang Shichan looked at Si Chenyu coldly, and the latter felt a trace of guilt in his heart, guessing that this illness was probably due to the sexual incident in the underground passage yesterday.

The doctor was quickly dragged in by his collar.He was out of breath, and was about to have an attack, but when he saw a room full of well-dressed and extraordinary figures, he couldn't help but tremble with fear, sweating profusely, thinking that this remote mountain village is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.He began to be particularly cautious about the condition of the person on the bed.

Under the sharp gazes of the crowd, the doctor came to the bedside tremblingly. After observing the color and diagnosing the pulse, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to everyone: "There is nothing serious. This young man is just weak on the outside and hot on the inside, with excess anger. Drink a few doses of decoction." , take a good care of yourself for a few days and you will be fine."

Another point that the doctor did not dare to say was that this man had obviously had intercourse with the same sex recently, and the root cause of the disease also came from this.As for who the victim is, it's none of his business.But he is still obliged to remind.

"Uh... In addition, it is not advisable to have frequent intercourse. You must wash it well after each time. Usually, you can use medicine to warm it up, which can improve your physical fitness."

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone in the room looked a little weird, and the atmosphere was weird.

Seeing this, the doctor broke out in cold sweat again.He hurriedly wrote the prescription, and after explaining it carefully, he hurried away as if fleeing for his life.

Zhang Junshi asked Tu Beng to grab the medicine, and then brought a bowl of rice porridge over, intending to feed him a bowl first.

Li Yi helped him sit up and whispered his name in his ear.

Nie Bufan woke up in a daze, only feeling dizzy and weak in limbs.

He held Zhang San and Li Si's arms from left to right, and said in pain: "Zhang Sanjun, you must take good care of my chickens, you can't sell them, they are not easy to make chickens, and you can't make all the eggs Tea eggs, some eggs can give birth to babies."

Zhang Junshi was speechless.

He said to Li Yi again: "Li Si, love your brother well, don't hurt your friendship because of me, if I'm gone, I can rely on him for the future."

"..." Li Yi's face twitched.

"Wang Wu, it's not easy to serve the Buddha. It's right for you not to be a monk. In the future, you will specialize in raising chickens. If you can save them, it will be a merit. Isn't there a saying called 'One person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven'? Whether or not they will be successful in the future depends on you!"

Wang Shichan: "..."

"Brother Wet..."

"Okay, you don't have to worry about my affairs!" Si Chenyu interrupted hastily.

Nie Bufan was teary-eyed, and said weakly: "I'm so sick, why don't you let me tell the truth?"

You just had a minor illness, what are you doing like you are telling your last words?

He knew that even if this guy was sick, it would be a disaster!

Nie Bufan rambled on for a long time, and finally asked: "Zhang Sanjun, tell me the truth, how long can I live?"

Zhang Junshi said solemnly: "There are about a thousand years to live."

After all the hard work of serving him to finish his porridge, everyone dispersed, and if they continued to listen to his nonsense, they would probably go crazy.

But they all remembered the last sentence the doctor said, and the method of warming and nourishing was also written on the prescription, so Nie Bufan must not be allowed to be lazy!Future sexual happiness depends entirely on it!

In the evening, Zhang Junshi brought over the boiled medicine, and Nie Bufan hugged the quilt and hummed, "I'm fine, don't take the medicine."

"Hey, drink the medicine and heal faster."

Nie Bufan rolled a few times, but couldn't get up.

But after a few hours, his spirit has indeed improved a lot.But Zhang Junshi didn't dare to be careless, worried that his condition would relapse, so he coaxed him to drink the medicine softly and stubbornly.

"If you don't drink, I'll just drink it." Li Yi threatened from the side.

Nie Bufan stuck his head out aggrieved, and looked at Li Yi with accusing eyes.

The rest of the people treated him with no pretense, standing in a row like riot police.

Under the pressure, Nie Bufan finally took a sip reluctantly, then remained silent for a while, and said sadly: "Let me be euthanized! The difficult task of drinking medicine is not something I can accomplish."

Naturally, he didn't get the slightest sympathy for his pity, and a bowl of soup and medicine was fed into his stomach without leaving anything.Feeding him medicine and food is like fighting a war. This guy has never been at peace for a moment. The worries caused by his illness before are absolutely unnecessary!

Everyone gloated, but he shouted sadly: "You are too inhumane, you will be punished for bullying a weak man like this!"

The curse was still in his ears, and no one expected it to be fulfilled so quickly.

The sickly Nie Bufan was alive and kicking the next day, while the rest of the people in Jiwo Village, except Wang Shichan, all fell ill.

In fact, after Nie Bufan, the chickens were the first to get sick. They seemed to be infected by him, first they lost their appetite, and then became violent and aggressive.

In just a few days, Jiwo Village was turned upside down by them, like a tornado passing through.Others were fortunate enough to witness the real fighting power of the chickens, flying over the walls, digging up the earth, swimming and drilling wood... It was a shocking and eye-opening experience.

When the cramps of the chickens were over, everyone who had been watching the show was also in tragedy.

Their situation is different from that of Nie Bufan and the chicken group. Their symptoms are cough, fever, runny nose, poor food and sleep, and taking medicine every day. They are miserable.

While taking care of them, Nie Bufan thought to himself: Could this be the legendary bird flu?It shouldn't be serious, right?Although he often cursed them, he didn't really want anything to happen to them.It's more fulfilling to flirt with fresh human beings. Now all of them are sick and crooked, and all kinds of things are not pleasing to the eye!

In Jiwo Village, only Wang Shichan did not get sick, probably because he only ate vegetarian, so he escaped unharmed.

As the pathogen and the ultimate culprit, Nie Bufan resolutely decided to take responsibility, took out all his savings and stored a large amount of medicinal materials, boiled it into juice every day, and poured it one by one.The food is also mainly light, and no meat or meat is allowed.

After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight, all of them were depressed, their eye sockets were sunken, and they wanted to cry when they smelled the meat.

They have never experienced such a difficult life.

Seeing their delirious looks, even Wang Shichan, who is pure and calm, couldn't help but feel a tinge of sympathy and some gloating complex emotions.