Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The weather is beautiful, as Nie Bufan hoped, there will be a heavy rain every day.The poor mountain was finally unbearable, and a large piece of mud and rock rolled into the pool, and the clear pool soon turned into a quagmire.

But to Nie Bufan's surprise, the landslide caused the collapse of the stair passage leading to the treasure house under the pool, directly exposing a corner of the treasure house gate.

There is no need for the goddess to say more, everyone knows the location of the treasure.

Si Chenyu and others gathered around the pool, looked at the muddy treasure house gate, and sighed: "It's really a miracle, how did the sage Duobao build this treasure house back then?"

Nie Bufan curled his lips, wondering how they could see the extraordinary workmanship from a pile of mud and rocks.

Li Huai said: "My lord, it's a long night and dreams, it's better to send someone to clear the passage as soon as possible."

Si Chenyu nodded.

Nie Bufan said leisurely: "Actually, there is no need to be in a hurry. You can clean it up. If you don't have a key, you can't get in?"

Several people looked at each other, really, there was only one key missing, but now even Shen Muran's was missing.

"Let me see," Nie Bufan continued, "it's better to fill the soil back and bury the treasure house again, so as not to be remembered by thieves."

Fill it back?This weird idea was only conceived by the village chief.

Everyone ignored him and continued to discuss various matters related to opening the treasure.

Nie Bufan didn't care either, and squatted aside to watch Brother Chicken roll in the muddy water.

"Actually, even if there is no key, we can dig a new passage from the side to enter the interior." Shen Muran suggested.

Si Chenyu nodded: "That's a good idea."

Li Yi frowned: "Sage Duobao is good at mechanism traps, he probably has taken precautions, if we dig rashly, will it lead to unpredictable consequences?"

"No, no." Nie Bufan interrupted.

"How do you know?" Li Huai looked at him contemptuously.

"Heavenly chicken leaked it." Nie Bufan nodded solemnly.After the persistent verification of chicken brothers, the feasibility of stealing the hole is very high.

Everyone continued to ignore him, just thinking he was talking nonsense.

Nie Bufan shook his head, and whispered deeply: "No one will believe the truth, it's really hard to be a good person!"

In the end, everyone discussed and decided to clear the passage first, and then try to dig. If something is found to be wrong, the work will be stopped immediately.

Soon, Jiwo Village ushered in a group of strong laborers. They used their high-strength skills to dig mountains and rivers, and cleared the passage within two days.The treasure gate has finally reappeared in the world, and the exquisite carvings are like the patterns carved by gods, which is amazing.

Si Chenyu touched the pattern on the gate, and praised: "As expected of a saint of many treasures, even the entrance is so magnificent."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

The next step is to observe Feng Shui and select a site for excavation.

Nie Bufan pointed in a convincing manner, and said to the Feng Shui master: "This place is suitable for digging."

The Fengshui master said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, this place is cold and humid, and the bad luck is extremely serious. If you dig it rashly, it will easily attract resentful spirits, and you will get sick at the slightest, and die suddenly at the worst."

Nie Bufan was about to deliver a long speech, but was caught back by Li Yi.

"Don't make trouble." Li Yi said helplessly.

"I'm making trouble?" Nie Bufan stared, clutching his chest as if injured, "It really breaks my heart to help but be rejected by others."

The corners of Li Yi's eyes twitched: When did you become interested?It looks like something thick-skinned.

"Forget it, you can do whatever you want." Nie Bufan turned around and walked towards the village leisurely with his hands behind his back.

After the guidance of the Feng Shui master, the excavation site was finally determined, and the laborers once again used their high-strength skills of drilling and piercing holes. In one day...the two hoes in the house were damaged-they encountered the rock wall under the mud layer, which was indestructible and difficult to penetrate.

The bullish Feng Shui master was immediately shot by everyone's unkind eyes.

He pretended to be profound and said: "Sage Duobao is very human, he is very likely to do the opposite, reverse the yin and yang, and confuse the old man."

Everyone was a little relieved. In their hearts, the saint of Duobao was a fairy-like figure, and it was normal to suffer a little loss.

Nie Bufan looked at the feng shui master in admiration, and whispered to the goddess: "See, this is the demeanor of a magic stick. You can also learn from others."

Nineteen disdainfully said: "Only his level? What kind of Feng Shui are you looking at?"

"Since you can read it, why don't you take it?"

"I don't think I have the skills of the Duobao sage, so I'm making a fool of myself. It's better to hide my clumsiness as soon as possible."

Nie Bufan gave a thumbs up and praised, "High."

A smug smile appeared on the corner of Nineteen's mouth.

After listening to the words of the Feng Shui master, the laborers began to dig on the other side.

A day later, I met the stone again.

The Feng Shui master couldn't hold back his face anymore, and said harshly: "I'm desperate to chisel, I don't believe that even a stone can't be chiseled!"

Nie Bufan took the initiative to hand him a sledgehammer, and said sincerely, "It's up to you, Master."

"..."

Si Chenyu and the others finally realized that this Feng Shui master was a Xibei, and they were outraged.Everyone present, either rich or noble, wasted two days in vain by being fooled by a magic stick like this.

Next, what awaited the Feng Shui master was the brutal and inhuman death penalty—he was thrown into the chicken coop mercilessly.

"Hahahahaha..." Nie Bufan looked at the gloomy crowd, laughed heartlessly, and pretended to comfort him with kindness, "Don't be discouraged, there is always a right direction."

Everyone was speechless, and the enthusiasm had been high for so many days, but in the end they only made a disgraced face.Is it true that only five keys can be collected to enter?

"I won't believe it anymore!" Si Chenyu said ruthlessly, "Continue to dig, once in all the southeast, north, and west!"

Nie Bufan clapped his hands in encouragement.

The rest of the people were speechless. Thinking about having been busy for so many days anyway, they seemed a little unwilling to give up at this point, so they all agreed with Si Chenyu's proposal and sent people to dig in batches.

The strange thing is that they seem to have been cursed by Nie Bufan, no matter how hard they dig, they can't find a place.

The mountainside was almost dug into a funnel by them.

On the eighth day, a big man accidentally cut open the soil layer with a shovel, revealing a small hole.

Everyone was overjoyed. This is obviously a cave dug by some kind of animal, and this area is obviously accessible.

Finally, progress was made. Si, Li, Shen and others seemed to have been beaten with blood, full of pride.After studying for a few days, I drew up an excavation plan that I thought was foolproof.

When they came to the entrance of the treasure again, they happened to see Nie Bufan wandering around with the flock of chickens.

Si Chenyu said with a smile: "Mr. Nie, soon you will be able to see the treasures of the sages who have paid much attention. At that time, the king is willing to give you a few things you want."

"Yes." Li Huai said proudly, "I don't mind rewarding you with some."

"I have been taken care of by the village chief for several months, so I should repay it." When Shen Muran said the word "take care of", he smiled distortedly.

Li Yi didn't show any expression, and Zhang Junshi, as an outsider, naturally wouldn't say much.

Wang Shichan said lightly: "I will give you everything except scriptures."

Everyone looked sideways, secretly thinking that this person is indeed a Buddha idiot.Only Nie Bufan didn't take it seriously, this person was still thinking about his nerves, and he had broken the precept several times.If there are such disciples in Buddhism, they probably have to abandon their faith and go to Christianity. It is said that the gods there like it.

After hearing a few people's satisfaction, Nie Bufan nodded and said: "Okay, let's go in and search for treasures now."

Li Huai said contemptuously: "If you are in such a hurry, it will take at least a few days to dig the tunnel."

"No need." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said casually, "I have the key."

Saying that, he took out two keys from his bosom, one was Shen Muran's basalt mirror, and the other was the unicorn egg that "everyone looks for him thousands of times".

Si Chenyu: "..."

Shen Muran: "..."

Li Yi: "..."

Li Huai: "..."

Wang Shichan: "..."

Goddess: "..."

Zhang Junshi: "..."

The cold wind blows, and there is a dead silence.

After a while, Si Chenyu squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "The key is in your hand!"

The key is in his hand!

This sentence also appeared in the minds of the rest of the people at the same time.

"You stole my key?" Shen Muran's fingers trembled.

"It's just for you to keep. Seeing how weak you look, it's better to leave such a precious key to a reliable person for safekeeping." Nie Bufan had a beating expression of "it's completely for your sake".

If you, Nie Bufan, are reliable, roosters can lay eggs!

If this sentence is said, maybe Nie Bufan will reply: "Whoever said that roosters can't lay eggs, I will lay them for you to see later!"

Li Huai pointed at him and said angrily, "Since you have the key, why didn't you take it out earlier?"

Bringing them out after they've been busy for so many days!What's even more outrageous is that it was taken out when they were finally about to dig the tunnel.How stupid they are!

Nie Bufan, can you hurt a little more?

Everyone's fingers started to itch, and there was an urge to beat someone up.

Nie Bufan bent over to pick up a chicken, leaned leisurely against the big tree, and said innocently while touching the chicken: "I actually reminded you a long time ago, but you all ignored me. I have no choice but to continue to do my duty. Good job village chief. And seeing you are so enthusiastic, I really can't bear to spoil the atmosphere."

Everyone was like ducks whose necks had been strangled, panting helplessly.

"I can't take it anymore." Li Huai went crazy, "I must teach this guy a lesson today."

The others had no objection.

Li Huai rolled up his arms and sleeves, and was about to step forward to find fault, but he didn't want to freeze after walking a few steps.The flock of chickens around Nie Bufan looked at him in unison, their eyes were sharp and murderous, and sometimes they flashed a sharp light.

What's even more weird is that the original clucking sound disappeared, and the scene fell into a scalp-numbing silence, as if a war was about to break out.

Li Huai swallowed his saliva.

In an instant, everyone had an epiphany, no wonder Nie Bufan brought his chickens today?It turned out that it was to prevent someone from poisoning him!

Li Huai was defeated.As a tragic figure who has suffered from chickens several times, he has learned to retreat in spite of difficulties.

If Li Huai couldn't make it, the others would naturally stop cooking, accepting this cruel reality resignedly, at least they could finally enter the treasury, right?Chat for comfort.

Nie Bufan greeted enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, let's go treasure hunting. If you see something you like, I don't mind letting you choose."

"..." The present report came quickly.Facts tell them that in the future, they must never be shy in front of Nie Bufan, as they will be easily retaliated by him mercilessly.