Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The sun is shining, the rooster is crowing and the grass is fragrant, and Jiwo Village is still harmonious.

On such a happy day, Nie Bufan is collecting eggs every day, dreaming that one day Jiwo Village will become a zoo.It's a pity that the number of mutated eggs that can be hatched outside the village is rare, and there are only a few lucky little ones at present, but a lot of weird things can be found.

Only then did Nie Bufan think, should it be time to dig for the treasure?Let the group of tomb-robbing chickens continue to toss, how many good things will there be left for Daoist Duobao?

So, with a heart of giving, he went to the Nineteenth Heavenly Nv.As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he saw Si Chenyu coming out of it.

Nie Bufan raised his hand and said, "Brother Shi, good morning, where are you going?"

Si Chenyu glanced at him, walked over a few steps to block his way, and asked, "Nie Bufan, the fifth key is actually on you, right?"

Nie Bufan remained unmoved, and asked in a very calm tone: "Brother Shi, why did you say that? Xiaosheng is puzzled."

Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes: "The more ghostly you are in your heart, the more serious your expression will be. Now I'm sure, you have the key!"

Nie Bufan rubbed his face, and after letting go of his hand, he showed a surprised expression, "Brother Shi, why did you say that? Xiaosheng is very puzzled."

"..." Three black lines emerged from the corners of Si Chenyu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Satisfied, Nie Bufan said with a grin: "Brother Shi, let's talk next time. I'll visit the goddess first."

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows, and followed him into the yard without saying a word.

Nie Bufan stopped and turned to look at him: "Brother Shi, is there anything else?"

"I remembered that I forgot to ask the goddess just now, so I went back and asked again."

"Oh." Nie Bufan walked a few steps inside and then stopped, "Ah", said, "I remembered that I still have important things to do, so I'd better visit the goddess later."

With that said, he turned around and was about to go out.

Si Chenyu put one hand on the wooden pillar of the courtyard gate, and said lightly: "Do you have any secrets with the heavenly girl?"

"Where is it?" Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "I'm not as familiar with Tiannv as you are?"

"Really?" Si Chenyu said noncommittally, "I remember that you two went shopping together in a brothel."

"..." Speaking of visiting brothels, Nie Bufan recalled the tragic night when he lost his virginity for the first time.It's really unbearable to look back, unbearable, unbearable...

Nie Bufan tossed his hair and said deeply: "When a man goes to a brothel with a man, it is a deep friendship that you attack and enjoy. However, when a man and a woman go to a brothel, it must be a tragic entanglement that two people hate each other. This point, yes There is a real difference."

The corner of Si Chenyu's mouth twitched a few more times, and he said under his throat, "Then you still come to visit the goddess? According to what you said, you two hate each other."

Nie Bufan stretched out a finger and shook it left and right, and replied: "I have never liked to have bad relations with people. If I do, then I must find a way to improve the relationship."

Can you go any further?Which of the residents in the entire Jiwo Village has not been abused by you?

Si Chenyu looked at him with a silent roar from the soul.

"Okay, I'll get busy first, Brother Shi, please do whatever you want." Nie Bufan lowered his waist, slipped under Si Chenyu's arm, and strode out.

After walking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said, "Brother Shi, what are you doing with me?"

"I'm in a good mood, so I can go for a stroll." Si Chenyu looked at the sky with a relaxed expression.

Oh well.Nie Bufan shrugged, hummed the Divine Comedy and continued walking, like a leader inspecting work along the way, waving to the chickens around him from time to time.

The chicken group is very face-saving and responds one by one.

Seeing Nie Bufan's dazed appearance, Si Chenyu really had the urge to kick him.

Nie Bufan walked out of the village, walked all the way to the pool where he had taken the key, and then began to undress.

"You... what are you doing?" Si Chenyu watched his actions, his fingers trembling.

"It's too hot, go down to cool off." After a while, Nie Bufan took off himself to only his underpants, waved his hands, squatted with his legs bent, and started the preparatory exercise before going into the water.The exposed back showed a graceful curve with his movements, shining brightly in the sun.

Si Chenyu looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little hot.

He has never met a guy who dared to show his breasts casually in front of him in his life. Nie Bufan's behavior can't be described as vulgar, but rather unrestrained and casual, but sometimes it's too awkward...

While thinking about it, I heard a "plop", and the person had already entered the water.

A few strings of water droplets splashed on his face, bringing some coolness.

Si Chenyu looked back and saw Nie Bufan coming out of the water with a satisfied face, waving at him: "Brother Shi, do you want to come down and cool off?"

"No need." Si Chenyu refused without thinking.

In the education he received since he was a child, there was no rule of taking a bath in the open air in broad daylight.

But seeing Nie Bufan having so much fun, he was inexplicably envious and jealous.

What's even more hateful is that he also makes all kinds of funny moves, sometimes backstroke, sometimes dog crawling, sometimes standing on his head, twitching his two feet, or touching one or two fish and shrimp out of the water.

"Hey, don't blame me for not reminding you, you will regret it if you don't come down." Nie Bufan touched his face and said leisurely.

Si Chenyu pursed his lips and did not speak.

"Ah, could it be that you can't swim?" Nie Bufan suddenly seemed to find something, and sympathized, "Then don't force it."

Si Chenyu's face darkened, but he still didn't speak.

Nie Bufan turned his back to him, showing a deadly sinister smile.

After a random wash, he swam ashore.

Si Chenyu asked strangely: "Is it enough?"

"No." Nie Bufan jumped a few times on the bank.

"Then what are you doing here?"

"For..." Nie Bufan looked at him seriously, "...to drag you into the water."

Before Si Chenyu could react, he was hugged by Nie Bufan and jumped into the water.

"No..." Si Chenyu was submerged in the water before he could let out an image-destructive scream.

Nie Bufan lifted him up and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Si Chenyu coughed non-stop, and did not forget to send a few murderous glances.

Nie Bufan patted him on the back kindly, and said sincerely: "I'll teach you how to swim, so you won't be afraid in the future."

"Who's scared!" Si Chenyu said angrily, "If you didn't suddenly drag me into the water, would I be in such a mess?"

I have known this guy's bad roots for a long time, so why don't I know how to guard against it?Si Chenyu cursed secretly in his heart.

"Can you swim?"

"What's so difficult about this?"

Nie Bufan curled his lips boredly, let go of his hand, and swam away on his own.

Si Chenyu's face changed slightly, and he quickly grabbed Nie Bufan with his eyes and hands, so strong that he almost pushed him under the water.

Nie Bufan was dissatisfied: "Why, do you want to fight in the water? I can't beat you on flat ground, but not in the water."

"Take me ashore!" Si Chenyu ordered.

Nie Bufan stared at him, his eyes suddenly bent, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Oh hehehe..."

"What are you laughing at?" Si Chenyu gritted his teeth.

"Are you afraid to just say it? Why are you embarrassed?" Nie Bufan laughed.

Si Chenyu's face turned as dark green as the pond water, as if he was about to kill someone in the next moment.

Nie Bufan didn't notice it at all, picked up a handful of water and sprinkled it on him.

With a beep, blue smoke seemed to rise from Si Chenyu's head.

Suddenly, he hugged Nie Bufan and whispered in his ear, "Have you had a good time? Why don't you play something more exciting."

As soon as he finished speaking, he held Nie Bufan and sank to the bottom of the water.

In fact, people who learn martial arts are very good at holding their breath. He just doesn't like the feeling of not being able to focus on the bottom of the water. In addition, Nie Bufan is too hateful, and he will shine brightly if he is given a little sunshine. Is it true that others can't cure him? ?

Nie Bufan was caught off guard and choked on a big mouthful of water, with no oxygen left, he was so suppressed that he was dancing.

Seeing him like this, Si Chenyu couldn't tell how comfortable he was, and it was important to experience the fun of playing tricks, no wonder Nie Bufan never tired of it.

If Nie Bufan heard this evaluation, he would definitely cry out that he was wronged. He is obviously a good young man who is naturally innocent.

Before he had time to be happy for a long time, Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan suddenly turned his head, stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his neck, kissed his lips precisely, and then pushed back with his tongue unceremoniously, sucking desperately...

Si Chenyu almost had his tongue sucked away by him.Such a tender and charming scene, being manipulated by him, really spoils the scenery as much as it wants!

Nie Bufan breathed a sigh of relief, moved his lips away, and kicked Si Chenyu, signaling that he should go up.

Si Chenyu didn't feel embarrassed when he came back this time, and let him pull him out of the water.

Nie Bufan took a few deep breaths, and said comfortingly, "The air still smells good!"

Si Chenyu pressed against him and snorted.

Nie Bufan gave him a sideways look, and said calmly: "I wanted to tell you a secret, but I'm in a bad mood, sir, so I decided not to."

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows, and whispered in his ear: "What secret?"

Nie Bufan touched his numb ears, pushed his face away, and said in dissatisfaction: "Don't try to use beauty tricks, I have already experienced many battles, so I won't accept such a trick."

"Experienced in many battles?" Si Chenyu said in a more ambiguous voice, "What kind of tactics? Like this?"

He wrapped his arms around Nie Bufan's waist, and held the cock in his pants (forgive me for not knowing what to use).

"Again!" Nie Bufan struggled, "Let go!"

"Don't let it go." Si Chenyu said leisurely, "Unless you tell me what the secret is."

"If you want to know, don't rub it!" Originally, what he wanted to say was, if you want to know, go into the water by yourself.But Si Chenyu's strange hand started to rub his sensitive place, which made him have to change his words.

"Okay, don't rub." Si Chenyu smiled, "Go ahead."

If you don't rub it, you should play it?

Nie Bufan was expressionless: "Brother Shi, have you been dissatisfied with your desires for a long time?"

Si Chenyu paused and remained silent.

Nie Bufan sighed: "Oh, I will remember to call you next time I go to a brothel."

"Thank you, no need, I think you're pretty good." Si Chenyu nodded maliciously.

Nie Bufan calmly said: "You must, and I can't help it. But there is something I must tell you."

"Tell me." Si Chenyu put his earlobe in his mouth and replied casually.

"Before, Li Yi also wanted to be dissatisfied like you."

"Ah."

"As a result, after dozens of rounds of fighting with me..."

"how?"

"Finally, impotence."

"..."