Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Nie Bufan stared closely at this little monkey that came out of its shell. It was only about half the size of a palm, and its whole body was sticky. Its eyes hadn't been opened yet, and its limbs curled up and squirmed slightly.

"This... this, this is Wukong!" Nie Bufan gently poked the little monkey's forehead with his trembling fingers, and his eyes shone brightly like searchlights.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi came in with hot water.

Nie Bufan held the little monkey, took the towel handed over by Zhang Junshi, and carefully rubbed it to wipe off the mucus on his body.

Only then did Zhang Junshi see the little thing in his hand, and asked in surprise, "What is this?"

"My son." Nie Bufan replied without raising his head.

"...It seems to be the mother's."

"That's my wife."

"..." This is too harsh... Actually what Nie Bufan wanted to say was "daughter".

"Where did this little thing come from?" Zhang Junshi asked suspiciously.He just went out for a while, could it be that a monkey ran into the house at this moment and left this little monkey behind?Regardless of how high the possibility of this matter is, what surprised him was that the monkey was too small!

"I don't know, I just picked it up by the window." Nie Bufan replied casually.

After cleaning the little monkey, he said to Zhang Junshi again: "Zhang San, can you help me buy a bitch or a ewe that only has milk?"

"That's all right, I'll send someone to do it right away."

"Thank you." Nie Bufan smiled brightly, his eyes filled with joy.

Zhang Junshi's heart felt hot, and he couldn't help leaning over to press a kiss on his face, such a lovely Nie Bufan was really irresistible.

Nie Bufan slapped him away, and said dissatisfied: "Hurry up, Wukong is going to starve to death."

"Wukong?" Zhang Junshi pointed to the little monkey wrapped around Nie Bufan's finger.

Nie Bufan nodded, raised his hand, and said affirmatively, "From now on it will be called 'Wukong'."

At noon, the man brought back a lactating bitch.

Nie Bufan asked people to process the skin bag containing water, filled it with warm milk, and fed the little monkey with a hollow reed tube.

Zhang Junshi has been watching from the side, his eyes are full of doting and smiling.

Seeing the little monkey suck happily, Nie Bufan suddenly said: "I decided to stay here for a few days to facilitate feeding, and go back when Wukong is stronger."

"You can just bring the bitch back to the village?" Zhang Junshi certainly welcomes Nie Bufan to live here, but he is also sure that Li Yi will come to find someone soon, so it's better to stay in the shop than to go back to the village.

Nie Bufan shrugged and said disapprovingly: "You have lived in Jiwo Village for so long, didn't you realize that there are no other animals in the village except chickens?"

"This is indeed quite puzzling." Zhang Junshi remembered that he once lost a donkey in Jiwo Village, and it has never been found. Later, he gave a donkey to Nie Bufan, but it also disappeared without a trace.

"Well, that's because Jiwo Village can't accommodate other animals for the time being." Nie Bufan looked at the little monkey in his hand and murmured, "I don't know if this little guy will be an exception..."

The appearance of the little monkey made Nie Bufan completely forget the fact that he lost his virginity again, and he completely forgot about Li Yi, a hungry wolf who was dissatisfied. He only thought about how to raise the little monkey.

After dinner, Li Yi suddenly appeared in front of Nie Bufan.

He came faster than Zhang Junshi expected, and immediately dominated Nie Bufan's side, like a movable wooden stake.

"Why don't you go back to the village?" Li Yi asked.

"Because of this little guy." Nie Bufan enthusiastically showed the little guy in his hand with a smug expression.

Li Yi glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and said uninterestedly, "Take it back if you like it."

"I will take it back, but I will stay here for a few more days." Nie Bufan was not happy that his daughter was ignored, and said, "There is a landslide in the village, I won't starve you, you go back first .”

Li Yi looked at the faint hickey on his collarbone, his face was gloomy, and he said in a muffled voice, "Then I'll stay too."

Zhang Junshi leaned against the door, and said calmly: "Brother Li, I'm here to specialize in food and beverages, not an inn, please move, I don't entertain idle guests here."

"I sleep with Bufan." Li Yi didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being rejected by others, and remained as still as a mountain.

Zhang Junshi raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "The room Bufan sleeps in is downstairs, brother Li wants to occupy the magpie's nest, right?"

"Why not?" Li Yi looked directly at him, with a proud expression of "I have martial arts, you can do nothing to me".

Zhang Junshi suppressed his smile, and once again made radiant eye contact with Li Yi.

Nie Bufan ignored their turbulent tide at all. He lay on the bed, looked at the little monkey next to the pillow, waved his hands and said, "You can sleep however you want. I want to exchange feelings with Wukong tonight, and the idlers stay away."

Li Yi glanced at the ridiculously small monkey, and said calmly: "With your sleeper, you are not afraid of crushing this little thing to death?"

Nie Bufan stared at him, dissatisfied: "What's wrong with my sleeper? I have always slept soundly and peacefully."

Both Zhang and Li cast contemptuous glances at him at the same time.

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that he had been seriously insulted, pointed at them and said, "Okay, let's sleep together tonight and see if I'm safe or not!"

Li Yi said seriously: "Well, I will definitely observe carefully."

Zhang Junshi said: "I look forward to your performance."

Nie Bufan suddenly had the feeling of digging his own grave, and muttered: "I have warmed your beds so many times, and you are not only ungrateful, but also trying to slander me. You really have ulterior motives and sinister intentions..."

But with three people sharing a bed, nothing should happen, right?

After grooming in the evening, Nie Bufan put the little monkey on the plush blanket on the bedside table. In case the little monkey caught cold, he also put a hot water bag under the plush blanket.The little guy was sleeping soundly, Nie Bufan was relieved, and when he turned around, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi each occupying one side of the bed, leaning on the bedpost and looking at him radiantly.

Zhang Junshi patted the empty space in the middle, and said with a smile: "It's night, go to sleep."

Li Yi lifted the quilt and hooked him with his eyes.

What happened to these two people?Isn't fire and water incompatible?When did you become so attuned?

Nie Bufan turned his head, thinking about the possibility of leaving at this time, and his feet began to move around.

Zhang and Li seemed to have known what he was thinking, and at the same time reached out and dragged him to bed.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Nie Bufan yelled, "Didn't you see that I'm not ready yet?"

"What do you need to do to prepare for bed?" Li Yi glanced at him.

"For example, prepare the urge to urinate in advance..."

"Sleep!" Li Yi covered him with a quilt, only a human-shaped pupa was exposed.

Nie Bufan poked his head out cautiously, and said in a low voice, "Why don't we tell a story?"

Zhang Junshi patted his head, and said warmly: "It's better not to talk, or you will bear the consequences."

Nie Bufan muttered, and retracted his head into the quilt again.Not long after, he felt two warm bodies crawling into his side, and then two arms encircled his chest, waist and abdomen respectively, one left and one right.

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and finally couldn't help stretching out his head and said: "If you sleep like this, I don't have to wait until tomorrow to know that I will be able to sleep like a rock."

I can't move at all!

Li Yi leaned his head on top of his head and replied, "You will get used to it."

Zhang Junshi put his face on his neck and said with a smile: "If you feel uncomfortable, just say, I've always been reasonable."

I'm not feeling well right now!Nie Bufan roared in his heart.

"Okay, let's go to sleep!" Li Yi put his hand into his underwear, seemingly unintentionally pinching the red bean on his left chest.

Zhang Junshi's hand moved around his abdomen, and his warm breath sprayed on his neck, causing him to tremble.

Nie Bufan endured it, and said, "Can I sleep on the outside?"

"No." Both of them refused at the same time.

Nie Bufan looked aggrieved, and endured the sexual harassment of the two like a daughter-in-law.

There was silence in the room, only the sound of the three people's rapid and slow breathing.

In the darkness, a salty pig's hand suddenly grabbed Nie Bufan's vitals.

Nie Bufan choked for breath, tried his best to suppress the urge to scream, his legs subconsciously clamped, but he also clamped the hand in it.

He stretched out his hand, grabbed the skin of that hand, and twisted it hard, only to hear the sound of someone taking a deep breath in his ear.

Nie Bufan secretly laughed in his heart: Xiao Mian, is it so easy to take advantage of my master?

Not long after he was complacent, another hand moved around the base of his thigh, as if scratching an itch, or probing.

Nie Bufan grabbed the opponent's wrist and kicked him in warning.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan felt his body being embraced by Li Yi and deviated from the middle position.Zhang Junshi immediately hooked his waist, trying to pull him back, but his strength was insufficient.

Zhang Junshi stretched out his foot, bypassed Nie Bufan, and kicked Li Yi fiercely. Li Yi was unmoved, but instead pressed Nie Bufan's leg to his waist.

Nie Bufan turned his back to Zhang Junshi, and was closely attached to Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi squinted his eyes, smiled coldly, stretched his hand down Nie Bufan's back, directly into the deep hole under his trousers, and quietly inserted two fingers.

Nie Bufan trembled slightly, just as Li Yi held his lips, blocking his exclamation, stimulating up and down at the same time, it was really indescribably horrifying.

Nie Bufan writhed desperately, arousing Li Yi's arousal, his avatar raised up, and pressed tightly against his abdomen.

He could only slightly arch his body, but it happened to be convenient for Zhang Junshi who was behind him.

Zhang Junshi pulled out his fingers, supported his legs, pressed his lower body over, and gently poked into the stretched area just now.

Nie Bufan realized something was wrong, and wanted to break free, but his limbs were restrained tightly, and his lips were also captured, so he could only make a few unintelligible murmurs.

Zhang Jun had a rare opportunity, straightened his body, and thrust into the abdomen forcefully, the pain was so painful that Nie Bufan wanted to cry.In the darkness, there was a slight crashing sound.

Li Yi was in a bad mood, let go of Nie Bufan's lips, and stretched out his legs to penetrate between his legs, but just collided with someone's knee, and the two groaned at the same time.Li Yi reacted a little faster, kicked Zhang Junshi away, then lifted Nie Bufan up, parted his legs and pressed down on his waist and abdomen, and the area that was just transparent was filled again.

"Ah!" Nie Bufan finally cried out, feeling that he had been pierced through.

At this time, Zhang Junshi persevered in sticking to him again, leaving a series of hickey marks on Nie Bufan's back. His desire was not completely relieved, and he seemed a little irritable.

Li Yi gained the initiative and began to twitch unscrupulously.The depression of many days was vented at this moment, like a flood erupting out of control, even Zhang Junshi who was on the side almost forgot.

Once you taste Nie Bufan's taste, you will be addicted. Both Zhang and Li have a deep understanding, even though this guy is always maddening.

"Enough!" Nie Bufan yelled strangely, "Can you sleep well? Don't do it! I can't take it anymore!"

"If you don't exhaust your energy, how can you sleep obediently?" Li Yi replied hoarsely.

"It's your own energy, what does it have to do with me?" Nie Bufan felt aggrieved, obviously he really just wanted to sleep, who knew that three people sharing the same bed could not stop their beastly behavior!What about ethics?What about ethics?Do they still have it?

"Why is it none of your business?" Zhang Junshi bit his ear and said in a low voice, "Who told you to recruit people like this?"

"It's my fault?" Nie Bufan trembled, "Can you be more shameless?"

"To be honest," Zhang Junshi sighed, "I didn't know how shameless I was until I met you."

Li Yi deeply felt the same way: "Meeting Bufan ruined my life. In this life, I'm afraid I will be doomed. So Bufan, you have to compensate me for the loss."

"Your loss?" Nie Bufan's voice changed, and he said angrily, "Your loss is as big as mine... Well, take it easy!"

Want to cry without tears, want to cry without tears!

"Li Yi, are you enough?" Zhang Junshi's face was full of embarrassment.

"We'll talk about it in another hour." Li Yi continued to exercise unswervingly.

Nie Bufan became agitated, he stretched out a hand to his lower body, grabbed the thing and pulled it out hard.

Li Yi was overwhelmed, and bowed his body in pain.

He was so careless that he forgot Nie Bufan's powerful destructive power.

Zhang Junshi saw the needle, and hugged Nie Bufan into his arms.

Nie Bufan darkened his face: "If you dare to go in, I will make you not do it in the future!"

Only then did Zhang Junshi dare not move rashly, and he was tormented tightly by the giant object.

Nie Bufan said righteously again: "Although my skin is comparable to a city wall, you can't just pierce it casually! If you want me to give up my dignity as a man and be at your mercy, unless all my chickens become Buddhas!"

Zhang and Li were speechless.What man's dignity does he have?It would be fine to obediently accept your fate, but you still have to struggle to your death.Don't you know that the more you struggle, the more excited the enemy is?

They have already bent completely, this guy wants to straighten up?dream!