Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Coming out of Zhang Junshi, Nie Bufan swayed back in the setting sun, singing a song he made up while walking: "I am a sheep, gentle and soft, eating grass, shearing wool, and whipping fresh milk ..."

"... Excuse me, is there a chicken nest village under the mountain?" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

Nie Bufan replied subconsciously: "Yes, you can see it after turning a corner after turning over the mountain."

"Thank you."

Nie Bufan turned around, the trees behind him were mottled, the wind was blowing, but there was no one there.

Nie Bufan looked around, it was quiet and lonely, the voice just now seemed to be his hallucination.

He curled his lips and continued to walk forward, but the song he hummed changed to: "I am a wolf, ferocious and mighty, gnawing bones, grinding sharp teeth, demons and ghosts, back three feet..."

When I returned to Jiwo Village, the flocks of chickens that had run wild had already returned to their nests one after another.The other residents of Jiwo Village seemed to stay in their houses and did not go out.The village looked very peaceful and quiet.

Nie Bufan walked into his yard, first put all the things he bought into the kitchen, then washed up and went to the room.

When he came to the door, he stopped abruptly, and the hand that was about to push the door also stopped in mid-air.After a while, he turned around and walked towards the bathhouse on the other side.

When he left, Si Chenyu who was staying in his room was depressed.He stayed in Nie Bufan's room on purpose today just to wait for him to come back to settle accounts.He had already rehearsed all kinds of torture in his mind, and he could start the torture as soon as he came in.Unexpectedly, that guy seemed to know that there was someone in the room, and he was about to open the door, but he left inexplicably.

Si Chenyu waited for a long time sullenly, but there was still no one.Finally exhausted his patience, he stood up abruptly, stepped out of the room, and went looking for the culprit with a vicious look on his face.

"I leave quietly, just as I came quietly..." Nie Bufan's strange humming sound came faintly.

Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes and followed the sound with heavy steps.

"With a wave of my sleeve, I won't take a bath towel..."

"..." Si Chenyu paused for a moment with the hand holding the door, then resolutely pushed the door open and entered.

Steam was steaming in the bathhouse, and a half-naked figure was swaying in the light mist.

Si Chenyu took a few steps closer, and saw Nie Bufan sitting in the bathtub washing and scrubbing. His white body was exposed, and his wet hair was pasted on his shoulders, making his skin particularly attractive.Probably hearing some noise, Nie Bufan turned his head, saw Si Chenyu, and asked in surprise, "Brother Shi, do you want to take a bath too?"

Si Chenyu's eyes moved uncontrollably to Nie Bufan's lower abdomen. Seeing this, Nie Bufan naturally moved the chicken swimming in the water and placed it between his legs.

The corner of Si Chenyu's mouth twitched, and for a moment he forgot what he was here for.

"Brother Shi, if you want to take a bath, you have to wait. I haven't washed it yet." Nie Bufan glanced at the door, indicating that he should avoid it wisely.

Si Chenyu hugged his chest, looked at him with raised eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Are you seducing me?"

"What?" Nie Bufan showed a pure and innocent expression.

"You knew I was in your room. You didn't dare to enter the room, but you ran to the bathroom on purpose, took off your clothes and waited for me."

Nie Bufan looked straight into his eyes and asked while touching the chicken: "Brother Shi is a masculine man?"

"Not good!" Si Chenyu vetoed without thinking.

"That's it. Since brother Shi is not good at masculinity, how can I seduce you?"

"..." Si Chenyu was at a loss for words, who knows if he was really moved just now?

Nie Bufan waved at him and said, "Brother Shi, please go out and wait, I'll be fine soon."

Si Chenyu didn't move, just looked at him fixedly, and then said with a smile: "They're all men, I'll just wait here for you to finish washing."

Nie Bufan shrugged, said "whatever", then removed the chicken placed between his legs, really ignoring Si Chenyu who was at the side, picked up the saponin and began to wipe himself.

Si Chenyu's eyes followed his hands, and fell on his neck, shoulders, belly, waist and legs... Suddenly, he remembered the scene of rubbing each other in the water that day, and couldn't help swallowing.I don't know why, but the person in front of me seems to have become a little more palatable...

"Brother Wet." Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, spread his legs and faced him, accusing him: "How can I believe that you are not interested in masculinity when you stare at me like this?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Si Chenyu retorted leisurely.

"I'm not talking nonsense, your sight is almost piercing my white and tender body." Nie Bufan slowly approached him, hooked his collar with his fingers, and said softly: "Brother Shi, you want to share with me." bath?"

Si Chenyu's phoenix eyes were half closed, he reached out and grabbed Nie Bufan's wrist, and warned, "Don't get angry."

Nie Bufan paused, wondering if this person should run away?Seems to be different than expected.

As a normal man, how could Si Chenyu have such a calm reaction to his hue?Could it be that he is so angry that he has no morals left?

"Okay." Nie Bufan withdrew his hand and sighed, "It seems that you are eager to take a bath, so I won't ink it."

With that said, he turned around and stepped into the bathtub, rinsed off the stains on his body, then got out of the water swiftly, picked up a towel to dry his body.

The whole process took only a while, which is really rare and fast.

While putting on his clothes, he said to Si Chenyu: "I'm done, I'll have someone change it for you later... Ugh!"

Before he finished speaking, Nie Bufan was pressed against the wall and his mouth was tightly gagged.

He widened his eyes, staring at Si Chenyu's two rows of neat eyelashes, the two breathed together, and their tongues and teeth intertwined.

After a while, Si Chenyu let go of his lips, pressed his forehead against him, and said in a low voice, "How dare you say that you are not seducing me?"

Nie Bufan opened his mouth slightly, secretly thinking that he made a mistake, this man was as immoral as he was, and he spoke righteously, but in fact he was sulking.It seems that his trick of repelling the enemy with his body will not work.

"Brother Shi, there is a saying that everything is filthy if you have evil thoughts in your heart. How can such a pure and kind boy like us act shamelessly and seduce?" Nie Bufan patted his half-naked chest and said seriously, " Gentleman is magnanimous, I let you see enough of my innocence, what else do you want?"

"..." Si Chenyu stared closely at his eyes, trying to find signs of lying, but only saw a pair of extremely clear eyes.

This made Si Chenyu almost doubt his own judgment.Is it really just my own evil thoughts?to him?

With an uncertain expression on Si Chenyu's face, he suddenly lowered his head and kissed Nie Bufan's lips, licked it lightly, savored it slowly, moved his hands irregularly, and unconsciously became intoxicated by it...

Suddenly, he let out a muffled grunt, and then bent down with a twisted face.

It turned out that Nie Bufan took advantage of his unpreparedness and hit him hard.Thus, Lord Si experienced pain that was difficult to express for the second time.

Pushing him away, Nie Bufan straightened his clothes and hummed: "Brother Shi, we will not succumb to your lust. If you are not satisfied with your desires, there are a lot of chickens in Jiwo Village waiting in line to sleep with you!"

"..." Si Chenyu's face was as gloomy as the bottom of a pot.

He grabbed Nie Bufan's hand, reluctantly said: "You are getting more and more courageous, are you really afraid that this king will punish you on the spot?"

"To be honest, I'm very scared." Nie Bufan sighed: "We are just a small person, and we can't compare with you who are high and powerful. But there are some things that must be desperately protected, such as chrysanthemums."

"chrysanthemum?"

"Backyard flowers."

"..."

"Men also have chastity." Nie Bufan said earnestly, "I hope Brother Shi can understand."

"..." For some reason, Si Chenyu always felt that something was wrong.

"Okay, Brother Shi, get ready to take a bath, I'll boil water for you." Saying that, Nie Bufan picked up his clothes and walked out.

When he was far away, Si Chenyu came back to his senses, no, he obviously came to settle accounts with Nie Bufan, why he was fascinated by him without knowing it, and the anger he had accumulated was gone fly.Did he really fall in love with him?Has his taste deteriorated to this point?This guy has a bad personality, he tells a lot of lies, he is bold and reckless, he is simply the most strange thing in the past.If someone dared to offend him like this, he would have sent him to see the King of Hades long ago, so why should he be soft-hearted and merciful to him?Still take it for granted?

Si Chenyu crossed his legs, touched his chin, and fell into deep thought in such an extremely indecent posture...

After leaving the bathhouse, Nie Bufan rubbed his lips vigorously, secretly thinking that the sacrifice was too great this time, and he accidentally hooked a guy with a human face and a beast heart.Si Chenyu is different from Zhang San and Li Si. Nie Bufan can trust Zhang Li, but he cannot trust Si Chenyu.Si Chenyu's mind was unpredictable and difficult to grasp, but it was that kind of superior arrogance that made Nie Bufan unable to restrain his desire to harm him.

Tangled ah!Nie Bufan scratched the door frame in pain, struggling between reason and desire.Should we continue to act according to our nature, or should we back off?

Hey, forget it!Such esoteric questions were not suitable for his simple mind to think about.Nie Bufan stood up straight and walked leisurely into the room.

As for boiling hot water for Si Chenyu, he had long forgotten about it.

Fortunately, Si Chenyu's mind is not on this matter, otherwise there will be another chaos.

That night, Si Chenyu reluctantly went back to the original room to sleep. Although the quilt was so plain that one wanted to throw it off, at least it looked clean, and the chickens no longer came to make trouble. As long as the doors and windows are closed, you can sleep Safe until dawn.

There has been no movement from Shen Muran's side, and he probably won't show up in front of people until he regains his beauty.

The next day, Zhang Junshi arrived as scheduled and brought a lot of ingredients for Nie Bufan as usual.Nie Bufan was very satisfied and decided to make him the first logistics officer of Jiwo Village.

Zhang Junshi just smiled and said nothing.

"By the way, is Li Si okay?" Nie Bufan and Zhang Junshi asked casually as they were choosing vegetables in the yard on a bench.

"I don't know about that either. I'm probably busy with other things." Zhang Junshi asked unintentionally, "You miss him very much?"

"A little bit." Nie Bufan sighed, "He's not here, no one kneads the flour."

"..." Zhang Junshi was silent.

At this moment, Nie Bufan suddenly looked outside the courtyard door, and said in a low voice, "I'm secretly telling you, that prince is very masculine, you have to be careful."

Zhang Junshi's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly asked, "Then what did he do to you?"

"What can you do to me? The chickens in Jiwo Village are enough for him."

"……"Too.

Wait, no, never heard of Si Chenyu having such a hobby before?Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan, thinking to himself that this guy is going to provoke him again, right?Can't he be more peaceful?Men can't stand the temptation, especially the temptation of a different kind whose personality is as elusive as astrology.

He is the example!Zhang Jun wept silently in his heart.What's even more sad is that this guy has no idea what he's done, just enjoys the fun of being funny, has no morals, no scruples, and is often so innocent!

The arrival of Zhang Junshi put Nie Bufan in a very good mood. He swaggered around with a dazzling smile all day long, and he was rarely pleasant to Si Chenyu, which made him feel itchy.

One day, just as Nie Bufan was about to go out for a walk, he saw a few chickens gathered together to look at something.

He leaned over and took a look, only to find that it was a tattered book.

He picked it up and shook it, and immediately shook out a cloud of dust and paper scraps.Carefully flipping through the torn pages, Nie Bufan showed a shocked expression as soon as he glanced at it.

This... This... Is this the legendary spring, palace and picture?

I saw two naked men entangled together on the page, doing all kinds of ambiguous movements, and there were text explanations beside it, but the font was too old, and Nie Bufan couldn't recognize a single word.

Swallowing his saliva and reading a few pages, Nie Bufan finally admitted that he underestimated the people of this era. They are definitely not as conservative as he imagined. Looking at this picture full of affection, it is simply a love strategy. It's hard to look directly at.

"I said, where did you get this from?" Nie Bufan scolded, "Didn't you steal it from the ones surnamed Shen and the ones surnamed Si?"

The three chickens blinked and looked innocent.

"Well, no." Nie Bufan closed the book, it looked dirty and tattered, it looked like it had been left unused somewhere for a long time.Could it be the collection of the original owner of this village?

After carefully identifying the title of the book, it was too abstract for Nie Bufan to recognize.

Forget it, put it away first.Nie Bufan stuffed the torn book into a drawer casually, ran out of the house and yelled, and led the large army straight to the vast forest outside the village...