Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Just after dawn, there was a rush of footsteps from far to near, and then there was a "bang", and the door was violently broken open.

"Nie Bufan, why did a... chicken come out of my quilt..." Nineteen aggressively broke into Nie Bufan's room and asked loudly, but the ending sound became almost inaudible after seeing the scene in front of him.

There were at least twenty chickens lying on Nie Bufan's big bed, and Nie Bufan was surrounded by dense circles.

Surrounded by "beauties", warm and fragrant nephrite...

Nineteen seemed to have seen some kind of lewd and lewd scene, and he didn't know whether he should move forward or withdraw decisively when he was about to step into the room.While hesitating, Nie Bufan woke up vaguely.

He half-raised his hands, squinted his eyes at Nineteen, and said displeasedly: "What's going on? It's so early in the morning, disturbing people's dreams, there is no excuse for this."

Nineteen no longer had the arrogance he had at the beginning, and muttered in a low voice: "I just want to ask you, why did the chicken come to my bed..."

"This is Chicken Nest Village, 'chicken', nest, village!" Nie Bufan sat up with his messy hair, his thin clothes were baggy, revealing a large area of ​​skin.

"Then you can't go to bed, I obviously closed the door." Nineteen looked away.

"What about the window?" Nie Bufan brushed his hair casually, then looked around for clothes.The chickens around him also jumped out of the warm bed like dumplings, and filed out in groups. When they passed by [-] o'clock, they all threw lingering knives, making people feel chills.

"Window?" Nineteen wondered, "Do you want to close the window?"

"Nonsense, the chickens in Jiwo Village are pervasive." Nie Bufan put on the coat that had been ravaged by the chickens, and realized something was wrong when he was about to get up and put on his pants. It’s fine to enter the men’s room, do you still want to see me dressed naked?”

As he said that, he stretched out a beautiful bare leg from under the quilt.

"Ah!" Nineteen screamed, covering his face and leaving.

After grooming and making a hot breakfast, Nineteen appeared again, this time bringing the two girls with him.

"Here, please use." Nie Bufan brought them hot porridge and a plate of hard-boiled eggs.

Nineteen didn't look at it, but said with a cold face: "Nie Bufan, in the next few days, I will conduct a large-scale search in Jiwo Village, including your room, please don't stop it."

"Oh." Nie Bufan swallowed a mouthful of porridge and said vaguely, "Whatever you want."

"Very good." Nineteen was quite satisfied with his cooperative attitude, and affirmed, "If you can find what I want smoothly, I will definitely not treat you badly."

"As long as you're happy." Nie Bufan smiled again.

"Okay, enjoy it slowly." After finishing speaking, Nineteen stood up neatly, leading Yu Cong to walk out in a manly manner.

"Hey, don't you want something to eat?" Nie Bufan shouted at their backs.

"Eat it yourself!" What do you eat in the morning?For those who never ate breakfast, Nie Bufan who ate breakfast was the freak.

Nie Bufan clicked his tongue a few times, but did not comment on it.

……

Nineteen already had a general understanding of the terrain of Jiwo Village, and the next step was to start a carpet search.

Such a dilapidated small mountain village, can it be her?Nineteen full of confidence.However, she soon thought otherwise.The chickens in Jiwo Village are different. They don’t hide when they see people. They have a hot temper and a strong sense of territory. They will be attacked if they don’t pay attention. die.It can be said that as long as there are chickens, it is difficult for the nineteenth class to move an inch, and chicken nest village is full of chickens...

"Ah—" Nineteen screamed angrily.

"Bang!" The door of Nie Bufan's house was violently kicked by a certain woman again.

"Nineteen girls, good afternoon." Nie Bufan was leisurely peeling garlic.

"What the hell kind of place are you here?" Nineteen said frantically, "Have all those chickens grown up?"

"This...probably is a matter of feng shui."

"Fengshui? Tell me about Fengshui? Do you know who I am? I'm the goddess of Butian Palace!" Nineteen One slapped the table and said angrily, "Why are you raising so many chickens when you have nothing to do? You don't have anything to do every day, why don't you go quickly?" Eggs are not made into food! Does it look good?"

"Girl, misfortune comes from your mouth."

"What the hell!"

"Beware of encountering ghosts."

"Damn you!"

"...I am desperate for this world, is this the legendary lady?"

Nineteen paused, and suddenly felt something was wrong, she looked at Nie Bufan hesitantly, and asked, "Were you talking just now?"

Nie Bufan shook his head innocently.

"Who is that interrupting?"

He shook his head again, indicating that he didn't know.

Nineteen muttered to himself, could it be that he was hallucinating?Looking around, he found a colorful chicken sitting dignifiedly on the cabinet, staring at Shijiu with a pair of slightly melancholy eyes.

"It looks familiar." Nineteen pointed at the chicken, trembling slightly.

"Well, you've seen it once, it's called 'Hero'."

"Hero! It's that chicken that can only talk!" She kept hypnotizing herself that what happened last time was a dream, but she unexpectedly encountered it again this time.What did it just say, despairing of this world?Is she going to despair of this world?

Nineteen supported the tabletop with his hands, and lowered his head weakly.

Nie Bufan saw that she had almost endured the stimulation, so he changed the subject and said, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

"By the way." Nineteen raised his head and said as if remembering something, "I don't think it's useless to search like this now. I still have to go to the pool. Only by looking at the lock first can I guess the approximate shape of the key. .”

"Oh."

"You go with me. This is your territory. It's convenient to take care of things. Anyway, you know everything you should know."

"Oh."

"Time is running out. If I can't find the last key before the members of the four major families arrive, Bu Tiangong's reputation will be ruined. Those people will think that the key is in my hands."

"Oh."

"Nie Bufan, can you give me some other reactions? It's fun to see me working so hard, isn't it?"

After peeling the last piece of garlic, Nie Bufan clapped his hands, got up and said, "Let's go to the pool."

……

The four of them came to the pool together last time, and Nineteen put on a fresh outfit and made preparations by the pool.

"The water is freezing, are you sure you want to go down?"

"The arrow is on the string and has to be fired." Shijiu showed a sad look of death.

Nie Bufan, who pretended to be ignorant even though he was carrying the key, watched the heavenly girl go to die with a serious expression, cough, and went into the water.

Nineteen plucked up the courage to jump into the pool, and the two jade slaves looked at the lake nervously.

Nie Bufan sat under a tree, heartlessly peeled an egg and ate it.In fact, he had quietly let Xiaogui follow him just now. After all, it is one thing to tease, but another thing to really kill someone.

Not long after, bubbles popped out of the calm water, and then a head appeared with a whoosh.

"Miss!" The two jade servants were overjoyed, they stepped forward together and pulled Nineteen ashore.

Nineteen's skin was turning blue, but her face was filled with joy. After panting for a while, she said happily, "Do you know what I found?"

"What?" The three asked in unison.

"The fifth key!" Nineteen looked excited, "I didn't expect the last key to be at the entrance of the treasure!"

"Really? Where's the key?" The two jade slaves hurriedly asked.

"Look, this is it." Nineteen spread out his hands, revealing the gleaming white thing in his palm.

"Uh..." Yu Congyi hesitated, "Why does this look like..."

"Like an egg." Yu said from the second.

Nineteen proudly said: "Sage Duobao is a master of strange skills. The things he makes are always exquisite, and the more ordinary objects are often the more unique. He can make a key like a real egg. His skills The sublime is unmatched.”

The two jades showed surprise at the same time. At this moment, the egg was no longer an egg in their eyes, but a peerless treasure.

Nie Bufan picked his ear with his little finger and remained silent.

"Now, let's take a look at this egg. No, what's the secret of this key." Nineteen carefully picked up the egg, looked around, rubbed his fingers non-stop, as if he was looking for some mechanism.

After a while, no results.

Nineteen smiled and said: "This key is indeed made like a real egg." But he was roaring in his heart: Why is it made so similar?

As time passed, sweat stains appeared on Nineteen's forehead, but his body was shaking non-stop.

Nie Bufan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said with his conscience that he only had one penny left: "I think it's actually an egg, right?"

"What do you know?" Nineteen yelled angrily without looking back, "Would Saint Duobao put an ordinary egg at the entrance of the treasure?"

"Perhaps it fell by accident?"

Nineteen ignored it and continued to ponder.

Nie Bufan took the trouble to speak again, trying to save her heart that was about to fall into a demon: "Believe me, this is an ordinary egg, and I promise it in the name of the village head of Jiwo Village."

Nineteen finally stopped moving, and she said angrily: "Are you annoying? Didn't you see that I was busy? If this is an ordinary egg, then I will hit a tree!"

"I suggest you try hitting a rock with an egg first."

"Hit it, I'll show you how the egg breaks the stone!" After speaking, he held the egg and knocked it to the ground.

"Crack!" The egg shattered, and the sticky substance inside stained Nineteen's hands.

Nineteen was also shattered, and his whole body remained unresponsive as if he had been immobilized.

The two jades opened their mouths, not knowing how to react.

After a while, Nineteen suddenly stood up and rushed towards a big tree, knocking on it and crying: "Why? Why is this?"

Nie Bufan walked over and patted her on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "Forget it, don't hurt yourself, blame that old man named Duobao."

Without changing his face, he passed the blame to others.

Nineteenth said fiercely: "That's right, that old man is really hateful!" After speaking, he cried again: "People from the four major families will arrive soon, how should I face them? No!"

"Hey?" Nie Bufan waved his hand, "If you just want to procrastinate for a while, what's the problem?"

"What, do you have a solution?"

"Of course, you just need to tell them that opening the treasure requires a specific time, and you have to wait until the time comes. As for when the time is, that's not up to you?"

Nineteen eyes lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think of that?"

Nie Bufan despised: "You still say she is a celestial maiden from Butian Palace? You can't even pretend to be a magic stick."

Nineteen said embarrassedly, "Thank you, so I know how to deal with it."

Nie Bufan nodded with feigned deepness: "A child can be taught."

Poor Shijiu, who was sold and still helping to count the money...