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Wedges: Chicken Fly and Egg Whisk

In the Mid-Autumn Festival of the Dingyou Year, the autumn colors of Jinao, the mountains are golden.

"Be careful, don't break it."

Master Tongtian and Haoran are carefully sorting out a courier. First, they unpack the outer cardboard box, then open the inner sandalwood box, uncover the brocade cloth, and a row of...

... neat eggs.

Haoran: "..."

"What is this?" Haoran was at a loss, it was the first time he saw the leader of Tongtian treat the delivery with such caution.

"Two, four, six, eight..." Master Tongtian counted intently, the corner of Haoran's mouth twitched, and he asked, "What kind of egg is this?"

Intense fanaticism was released from the eyes of the leader of Tongtian, and he said mysteriously: "Disciple! You don't know, this is a cosmic egg sent by an explorer!"

Haoran took a deep breath, and saw a series of Arabic numeral codes written on the bottom of each egg placed in the groove, namely "20110801", "20141111", "20170401" and so on.

"Who is the explorer? What is the cosmic egg?" Hao Ran looked bewildered. He saw the leader of Tongtian pick up one of them, facing the sun, and could faintly see countless scenes whirling there, like an ancient magic treasure Jiuyi cauldron. Congenital embryo.The leader murmured: "In every egg, there is a parallel world... Thousands of mysteries are all contained in it..."

"Yo, there's a new world." Master Tongtian picked up the last one with no date on it and looked at it carefully.

"Put it away." Master Tongtian said seriously.He played with the "explorer's eggs" one by one.Haoran asked again: "Send us off?"

"Of course it's impossible!" The leader of Tongtian said solemnly: "The explorer has recently gone to another plane, and he is too busy for a while, so he temporarily deposits it."

The most convenient way to "storage" is to mail it back intact, and the curious Master Tongtian will naturally not let it go.Read it once first, then put it in the center of the hall, and prepare to play with it when it is empty.

As the Mid-Autumn Festival approached, a banner saying "Happy to the Mid-Autumn Festival in the Year of the Rooster" was raised on Jin'ao Island. Everyone had to go to Biyou Palace to prepare dishes, and prepare a meal for each person at the dinner party, and enjoy the moon dinner at night.Qilin went out to buy spices on the island, and happened to catch a giant crab when he went diving in the sea with Lu Bu in the afternoon, and he was going to make a crab to eat.

"What food does our family serve at night?" Lu Zhongming came over to hang out at noon.

With an onion in his mouth, Lu Bu said without raising his head, "Osmanthus crab."

There was a cart of sweet-scented osmanthus piled up in the kitchen. Lu Zhongming looked at it for a long time and asked, "Where are the crabs?" Lu Bu casually pointed to the open space.The two were silent for a moment, looked towards the open space, and three seconds later——

"Where are you going—!" The father and son shouted at the same time.

When Cancer heard that he was going to be eaten, he still couldn't help but struggled to his death, and ran out of the kitchen by himself, followed by Lu Bu, shouting with Lu Zhongming with weapons.

The five-meter-long crab was crawling around in the garden, and Lu Zhongming was afraid of being caught by the crab, so he just followed behind his father and shouted. Finally, the crab climbed to the wall and had no way out. The iron tongs of the fight crackled, ready to fight to the death, but his eyes went dark.

Lu Bu moved a rockery and threw it directly, killing the crab.

Lu Zhongming: "..."

Lu Bu: "..."

The giant crab was smashed into a blur, pressed under the rockery, and a lot of mucus flowed out from the bottom.

"It's okay." Lu Bu said indifferently, "It's still edible."

"I don't want to eat..." Lu Zhongming trembled and said, "You will be scolded to death!"

Lu Bu resolutely said: "Don't say anything! Ask Hei Lian to come over and clean up the place. Let's take the crab carcasses back."

After half an hour:

"This crab seems to have been smashed out of shit..."

"That's crab roe. Let's take apart the crab meat that wasn't covered in mud and fry the rice, and bring another lump of something unknown. After stirring it, stir-fry it with crab roe, eggs, ginger, and scallions, and then pour some rice wine..." Lu Bu commanded, and at the same time thought how I am so smart, the plan is perfect, and said to Lu Zhongming: "Go find some eggs."

"Is the one at home okay?"

"Are you going to eat your younger brother?" Lu Bu said angrily.

Lu Zhongming walked away with a resentful expression on his face.

Lu Bu found a shovel and started digging the slimy crab roe.Lu Zhongming searched all over the kitchen but found no eggs, and the leader took them to make mooncakes.Since Lu Bu and Qilin decided to have a second child, Lu Zhongming always tried every means to prevent the egg from hatching.

Another half hour later:

"No! No! No!" Lu Zhongming said, "I'm going fishing."

Just as Lu Bu was about to scold him, he thought about it for a while, and finally said: "You look for it again? Ask the leader? I saw some of them closed the door yesterday and didn't know what to eat deliciously."

Lu Zhongming had no choice but to go to the main room of Tongtianjiao. The door happened to be open, and there was a box of eggs in it, so he took it to the kitchen.

Lu Bu: "???"

Lu Zhongming: "..."

"These are the only ones left." Lu Zhongming said, "What's written on the label? Is there a shelf life?"

Lu Bu asked suspiciously, "Isn't it all expired?"

Each egg seems to contain countless mountains and rivers, the starry sky and the sea, and the voice of the unicorn outside said, "The chili is back! Have you started cooking?"

Lu Bu immediately said: "Cook, let's cook! Baby, just sit and wait for the food."

Qilin moved a chair and sat down, and the family of three started cooking.

Lu Zhongming felt a little apprehensive, and was urged by Lu Bu, thinking to forget it, took the last egg with no date on it, knocked it against the side of the basin, and smashed it out.

"Put the egg yolk in this bowl."

"Where are the chopsticks?"

"Beat a few more, and beat them all in." Lu Bu said indifferently: "That's not enough, use the first egg white to adjust it."

"Let me help you." Qilin took a pair of half-meter-long chopsticks to stir the eggs, and poked them into the bowl. Lu Zhongming took a "20150820" egg and beat it down, thinking that I don't know what it is Whose egg is poisoned, don't blame me...

"Choose fresh ones?"

"Whatever you want." Lu Bu said, "We beat them all."

"Crack." Lu Zhongming took a "20110422" egg and beat it in. Then he crackled and beat five or six times in one breath. He put all the egg yolks together and adjusted it with the egg white of an undated egg. Stretching his neck to take a look, he said, "Leave half of the crab roe and steam it and eat it."

"Change the bowl." Lu Bu ordered.

Lu Zhongming took a clean one, and beat four more casually. Everyone held the chopsticks expressionlessly and began to stir the eggs.

"It seems to hear some voice calling for help?" Qilin said suddenly.

The sound was very weak, as if it came from a bowl, but this box of eggs had been beaten so that the egg whites and yolks were mixed together, and it was impossible to tell who was who.

Chang'an, Mid-Autumn Festival:

Everyone in the Exorcism Department was admiring the moon, Artai played the piano, Mo Rigen played the leather drum, Hong Jun leaned on Li Jinglong, Li Jinglong picked up a piece of moon cake and was feeding it to Hong Jun.

Suddenly, Li Jinglong and Hong Jun disappeared with a "swoosh", and the mooncake fell to the ground.

Everyone: "!!!"

Carp demon: "!!!"

"What a waste!" The carp demon hurriedly ran over to pick up the mooncake and put it in his mouth.

Lu Xu: "!! No! Where are Jing Long and Hong Jun?!"

Everyone: "Ah, ah, it's gone!"

Jiangzhou:

"It's terrible——His Majesty and Wu Taiwei have ascended during the day——"

All the maids and eunuchs yelled.

Mount Emei:

Li Qingcheng and Zhang Mu were paying homage to the Bodhisattva. Zhang Mu had made some money and was preparing to repair the golden body for the Bodhisattva. The monks in the Buddhist temple were chanting sutras in unison. Suddenly, a light came down and the two disappeared.

Monks: "Wow, have you ascended?"

The cordon was opened in front of the Lijiang Snail Inn, and many detectives came. The aunt who sold cross-bridge rice noodles on the opposite side told the story of the sudden disappearance of the boss Lu Feihu and the second boss Geng Xiaojie. Everyone agreed that maybe they were killed by aliens Got it for an experiment.At the same time, the demon king Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo who were on vacation overseas also suddenly disappeared into the air... while Meng Jianguo was still at home waiting for his son to come to celebrate the festival.

But no, no, no...

"I don't know!" The host of the entertainment show said in fear: "I was recording a show just now, Lu Zhou took a bite of mustard, Xiao Yi drank water, and they disappeared at the same time!"

The detectives looked solemn and sniffed the steamed stuffed bun that Lu Zhou ate half a mouthful, and the water that Xiao Yi drank.

"No mustard."

"That's a game! It's a game!" The host said hysterically, "There are no people! What should I do! Woohoo, I have to go home for the holidays!"

"You beat the explorer's egg ah ah ah—"

When the leader of Tongtian found out that the eggs in a box were being used for cooking, his face paled instantly.

"What kind of egg?" Lu Zhongming's head was full of question marks. Lu Bu was wearing a chef's hat. He had just put crab roe on the tofu and was about to put it on the steamer. The Master Tongtian screamed: "That's not an egg! It's a parallel world!"

"You just said it was an egg." Lu Bu laughed.

"Can't be steamed!" Tongtian leader roared.

"All right, all right." Lu Bu pulled out the whole drawer of crabmeat tofu impatiently, and said, "Then what should we do? Tell me. Don't blame me if you can't eat dinner."

Everyone: "..."

one by one

(two)

Congratulations on Mid-Autumn Festival, Fighting Chanjuan in the Frost of the Moon, Previous "Gold Medal Assistant", "National Class One Exorcist Training Notice", "[-]", "Revolution in the Deep of the Soul" (Modern Edition)

Lu Zhou had heard so many stories about time travel, but he didn't expect that he would also time travel one day.

"Is anyone there?" Lu Zhou shouted.

This is an abandoned factory, and the sky outside is groggy, full of tropical rainforest vegetation.

"Xiao Yi!" Lu Zhou shouted, "Where are you?!"

He remembered that he and Xiao Yi were recording a whole-person show, and he took Xiao Yi's mustard buns to eat, but suddenly Xiao Yi disappeared first, and he suddenly appeared in the abandoned factory.At first, I thought the stage set had changed suddenly, and the whole-person show had entered the next segment.After surveying the surrounding area, I found that it was still a real tree.

He climbed up to the second floor of the factory and found a huge pyramid in the distance, which seemed to be somewhere in South America. After searching all over, he decided to go out first to see if there was anyone there.

The sun was shining brightly, but the tropical rainforest was almost terribly quiet. Just as Lu Zhou took a few steps, he stepped on something, and there was a long howl in the forest.A ferocious beast rushed towards him from behind.

Lu Zhou yelled, and saw clearly that there was a scarred and broken wolf in front of him. The wolf was rotten all over, and he was about to bite him when he was pressed to the ground. Lu Zhou struggled frantically, and shouted: "Get out!" The wolf He couldn't help exhaling a stench, and the moment he was about to bite his throat, a knife swung from behind, cutting the zombie-like wolf in half.

A tall, thin young man appeared behind the wolf, but he turned around and shouted, "I found another one!"

"Run!" A man's voice shouted, and the young man dragged Lu Zhou up and shouted, "Can you run?"

Lu Zhou nodded, and the young man dragged him towards the depths of the woods, followed by several people. Just as Lu Zhou was about to ask, "Why are you running?", they were chasing thousands of rotten wolves!

"Where is this—!"

"We don't know either!" the thin and tall youth shouted.

"Where are you going?!" Lu Zhou shouted.

"High place!" A man behind caught up, followed by another man, shouting "jump!" Lu Zhou jumped vigorously, and everyone jumped over a stream at the same time.

"It's a pleasure to meet you!" The man following behind shouted at Lu Zhou: "My name is Zhang Min!"

"Climb the tree!" the leading youth shouted holding a long knife.

Everyone rushed up the tree one after another, Lu Zhou jumped up a few times, flipped up, the wolves roared under the tree, and finally rushed away.

Lu Zhou was gasping for breath, looking at the strangers climbing on the tree, the tall and thin young man nodded to Lu Zhou and said, "Lin Jingfeng."

"Meng Feng." Another man who was about the same height as Lu Zhou nodded at him and said, "This is Zhang Min."

Lin Jingfeng said: "I think there might be an answer in the pyramid."

"You can't beat it with a knife! There are so many wolves." Meng Feng said: "There is a fire and smoke over there. Take a look."

"Wait!" Lu Zhou said, "Can you tell me what's going on?"

There was silence on the north side of the pyramid, and in the center of the empty altar, several teenagers and young people looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What should I do?" Liu Yan asked.

Chi Xiaoduo said, "Either... let's introduce ourselves first?"

Liu Yan shook hands with Chi Xiaoduo, another young man who had been looking at the pyramid turned around and smiled at them.

"Exhibition."

Chi Xiaoduo introduced himself, and Liu Yan gestured to the young man beside him, saying, "His name is Cassia."

Everyone pondered for a moment, Chi Xiaoduo said: "What's going on? I remember that Mingming and Xiang Cheng were vacationing by the seaside."

Liu Yan said, "I'm shopping in the supermarket."

Xiao Yi: "I'm participating in a variety show..."

Zhan Xing said: "I'm taking a shit...Fortunately, I have paper in my hand."

Everyone: "..."

Cassia: "Did we time travel?"

"Go over there and have a look." Zhan Xing said, "Have you brought your mobile phone? Whose one has a signal?"

Everyone's mobile phones have no signal, Chi Xiaoduo said: "I think Xiang Cheng was also sent here."

"Who is Xiang Cheng?"

"My boyfriend..."

"Oh—" everyone understood.

"Take a look over there." Liu Yan pointed to the pyramid.

"En." Chi Xiaoduo pondered for a moment, and then said: "If there are people nearby, they should gather at the landmark immediately, let's go."

in the jungle.

"Go to the higher place first." Meng Feng said: "What if someone is there?"

Lin Jingfeng: "Go to the pyramid."

Lu Zhou: "There's a factory over there..."

Meng Feng: "Everyone, can you listen to me?"

Lu Zhou: "Who are you! I don't know why, why I have to listen to you."

Meng Feng: "Hey! I was the one who protected you just now!"

Lu Zhou: "Protect your size! Obviously this little brother saved me..."

Zhang Min: "Stop arguing, we have to choose a captain. Otherwise, we can't go on like this."

Lin Jingfeng: "Do whatever you want, I'll go first, I think Xiaojian will go to the pyramid..."

Everyone looked at each other in an open space and argued for a long time, but in the end there was still no solution.

On Brick Avenue:

"Why is the style of this pyramid so strange?" Zhan Xing murmured, "It's a bit like Maya, and it's a bit like Angkor Wat... Chi Xiaoduo, what do you know?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "The drainage is not very good..."

Cassia: "We're like a jungle expedition."

"Why don't you choose a captain." Zhan Xing said to Chi Xiaoduo, "Anyway, we have to find someone."

The four agreed that there was no problem, Liu Yan asked them: "I am a mechanic, what do you know?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "I'm a designer."

Zhan Xing: "I am an archaeologist."

Liu Yan then said: "Jade Ming doesn't matter, I have fought in wars, so I will be the captain for now."

Naturally, everyone agreed, and according to the captain, Liu Yan walked ahead, and Jue Ming said, "Let's take a look on the path."

Everyone: "???"

"Trust his intuition." Liu Yan said to everyone, so they turned out of the brick road, and a path that seemed to be newly built appeared in the dense forest.

"Look?" Jueming gestured to them.

There is a sign hanging at the end of the path, with a few words written on it: "Unfinished."

Liu Yan frowned deeply, and led them back to the main road. After a while, Zhan Xing suddenly said, "The sun is always at the top of the sky."

Chi Xiaoduo also said: "This road doesn't look like a historic site that hasn't been visited for a long time, but like a newly built playground."

The other side of the jungle.

"Okay, okay." Lu Zhou finally gave in: "Be the captain, see if you can."

Meng Feng: "If you want to be the captain, take out the money."

Lu Zhou: "I didn't bring it!"

After a round of disputes, everyone reluctantly chose a more reliable plan. Lin Jingfeng was an archaeologist, Meng Feng was a special soldier, and Lu Zhou was a rich actor, but he didn't have any money with him. In the end, everyone agreed to listen. For Meng Feng, go up the mountain to check first.That column of smoke should be a wolf smoke lit by someone.

"It's obviously going to be a holiday." Meng Feng said with a manic face, "My dad is still waiting at home..."

"Jade Ming must be worried to death." Zhang Min said.

Lin Jingfeng hissed suddenly, and the crowd fell silent. Lu Zhou suddenly lay down on the ground, listening to the ground, and murmured: "Here we go again."

"Run!" Meng Feng said decisively.

Immediately afterwards, zombie wolves rushed out from the woods, and the next moment, there were corpse wolves in all directions. The four of them immediately got away and ran away. Lu Zhou shouted: "Captain! What should we do!"

Meng Feng: "How do I know!"

The four of them held rough logs in their hands and fled while resisting. The wolf corpses almost covered the sky, Lin Jingfeng shouted: "I can't stop it!"

Meng Feng rushed to the cliff and almost missed his feet, there was a cliff below!With sharp eyes and quick hands, Lu Zhou held him back. The four of them turned around, each holding a wooden stick, and the wolves rushed to the cliff and stopped.Below is a rushing yellow river.

"Jump!" Someone suddenly shouted from the other side of the cliff.

Everyone looked back, and another man appeared on the opposite side, and then he jumped off a cliff nearly 20 meters high. Seeing the corpse wolf rushing up one after another, Meng Feng, Zhang Min, Lu Zhou , Lin Jingfeng could only fly.

"Actors are also performing diving!" Meng Feng did not forget to mock.

"It's called En Gong!" Lu Zhou roared.

People fell into the water one after another, and with a bang, they were carried downstream by the flowing water.

On Brick Avenue:

"It's so hot." Chi Xiaoduo said.

"Let's go under the shade of the tree." Liu Yan put his shoulders on Cassia Ming's shoulders. After three hours, everyone has become familiar with each other. Walking and resting, it's like traveling. Xiao Yi even sang for them and found water. Give Cassia a drink.

"If Meng Feng wants you to be half considerate, I will burn incense." Liu Yan said to Xiao Yi.

Everyone laughed, and Jue Ming said, "The sun has never moved."

"Hmm..." Liu Yan thought for a while and said, "I think this may be a parallel time and space independent of our world."

"It's possible." Chi Xiaoduo said, "And I think we come from different parallel spaces."

When they sat down to rest, according to the details they exchanged, everyone began to speculate on the reason for appearing here.

"I still think this is a Mid-Autumn Festival social event organized by some same-sex dating software." Zhan Xing said, "Why is it so strange, everyone?"

Jue Ming said: "Maybe something went wrong, and we accidentally threw us from many parallel spaces into this unfinished world."

This is the most reasonable explanation. Liu Yan looked at the pyramid and murmured: "The secret may be in the pyramid."

In the lower reaches of the river, several people were wet and shirtless, panting on the bank.

"Xiang Cheng." Xiang Cheng nodded to everyone.

"It was you who lit the fire." Meng Feng said.

Lu Zhou: "Have such a large pack of wolves been burned out?"

Xiang Cheng spread his hands and said, "I don't know either. I just wanted to burn something to scare them away. I didn't expect that there would be more and more of them."

The howling of the corpse wolf came from a distance, and everyone became vigilant again. Lin Jingfeng asked Xiang Cheng, "What do you do?"

"I..." Xiang Cheng hesitated for a moment, then said, "I'm a club technician."

"Oh." Everyone showed tacit expressions, and Xiang Cheng quickly added: "We don't do black."

If you find someone, walk towards the pyramid, but as soon as everyone got up, they heard a voice from the sky.

"Hey, hello. Can you hear me?"

"Guys, I don't know how many people are here... just now I accidentally made a mistake... mixed your worlds together, the place you are in now is a... unfinished world... hello ?”

"Master, your minced meat is ready..."

"Put some salt, Haoran forgot to put salt, don't use lard..."

Everyone: "???"

Inside Biyou Palace, Tongtian Sect Leader, Haoran, and Qilin lowered their heads and spoke to a plate of steamed tofu with crab noodles.

The Lord Tongtian said kindly: "Now you have to find something. This thing is left by the creator of this world...in an unknown place, the core system, open that system, and I can...By the way Just a word..."

Meng Feng and the others heard the corners of their mouths twitching.

"...Master, finish the previous sentence first, otherwise they won't understand."

"...I don't know if there is anyone in there."

On the masonry avenue, Xiao Yi and others immediately raised their heads and shouted to the sky: "There is someone! There is someone here!"

"It's exactly the same as what we guessed." Liu Yan said, "Let's go, this person might be the manager here."

Cassia: "He asked us to find the core system, which should be inside the pyramid."

"I'll put the mooncakes in the oven first, you guys wait a bit," Tianyin said.

Zhan Xing shouted: "It's okay! You bake it first! Don't burn it! Let's go to the pyramid!"

riverside:

Lu Zhou: "Sick, this is it!"

"According to him?" Meng Feng asked in confusion.

Xiang Cheng said: "My mana is sealed, otherwise I can fly up to have a look."

Lin Jingfeng said in disbelief, "You still have mana?"

Xiang Cheng nodded modestly, and Meng Feng said to Lu Zhou: "Hey, drama master, he should also be with you."

"Comrade Special Forces." Lu Zhou said seriously: "Come to fight? We also trained with martial arts."

Everyone hurriedly said goodbye to the fight, and suddenly there was a sound from the woods in the distance. Xiang Cheng said: "No! It's coming again! Get out!"

Everyone ran away, and just rushed out not far, suddenly remembered that they were not wearing a shirt, Xiang Cheng turned around, but saw that the corpse wolf had surrounded the river bank from both sides, Lu Zhou shouted: "Don't pick it up! Let's go!"

"My wife bought it for me!" Xiang Cheng said loudly.

Zhang Min: "Your life is important!"

In an instant, a large number of wolf corpses rushed out of the woods, flooding the rainforest area, and everyone shouted and ran wildly.

In the Biyou Palace, the leader took off his cooking gloves, leaned towards the plate of tofu with crab powder, and said, "Hey, I'm back, did you hear me?" Then he said to himself: "The explorer said, you must first Find your companions, go to the front of the core system, and turn on the system. According to the world you came to, the system will automatically divide the boundaries for you. I will use the reduction technique here to make everyone's egg whites are egg whites, and egg yolks are egg yolks. Take it out."

"I heard it!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted.

They have already begun to climb the pyramid. The entrance of the pyramid is close to the top at the waist. It may take a while to climb up. There are still a lot of scaffolding and stones piled up on the high place, obviously not all of them are completed.Xiao Yi said, "Will you take a break? I still have chocolate here."

Xiao Yi shared some chocolate, Liu Yan said: "But I didn't say how to activate it."

"It's voice-activated." Jue Ming said, "It's a parallel world, where the Creator can't think of setting up a bunch of codes for himself."

Everyone thinks the same.

Xiao Yi said, "But where is Brother Zhou?"

Chi Xiaoduo said: "Let's start the system, and they should go back together."

"Smart!" Zhan Xing said, "But how do you know?"

"Guess." Chi Xiaoduo said: "Anyway, we found the system, and we will look for them again if people don't come."

They set off and climbed a few more steps, Jue Ming wondered, "What do you see over there?"

The woods were surging like waves, and looking down from the pyramid, the view was very wide. Immediately afterwards, Xiang Cheng flew across with long legs, first rushing out of the woods.

"Xiang Cheng!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted immediately.

One after another, Meng Feng, Zhang Min, Lu Zhou, and Lin Jingfeng appeared.

Zhan Xing: "Little Master!"

Xiao Yi shouted: "Brother Zhou!"

Immediately afterwards, tens of thousands of ferocious wolves appeared densely behind the group of people, chasing them and rushing out of the rainforest!Zhan Xing yelled from the pyramid, and everyone wanted to jump down to rescue them, but Jue Ming said, "Wait. With their speed, the wolves won't be able to catch up for the time being."

Liu Yan was about to go down to meet him, but suddenly changed his mind and said, "Yes, listen to me, come here!"

Everyone got on the scaffolding, Jue Ming fixed a lever, and there was an incomplete sculpture on the pyramid, Liu Yan shouted: "Everyone, work hard!"

Chi Xiaoduo, Zhan Xing, Xiao Yi, and Liu Yan pressed the lever together, and Caesar pressed the other side with a stone, looking at the shirtless boyfriends rushing in from a distance from time to time.

"I saw them!" Meng Feng's voice came from afar.

Lu Zhou: "Don't come down! Xiao Yi! We'll be there soon—"

Zhan Xing: "Wow, you don't have any clothes on."

"Which one belongs to your family?" Liu Yan asked Chi Xiaoduo.

"The front one." Chi Xiaoduo replied.

Liu Yan: "The one at the back of the palace belongs to my family."

Zhan Xing said to Chi Xiaoduo: "Your husband is in good shape."

"Where is it?" Chi Xiaoduo said modestly: "Your husband is also in good shape."

Zhan Xing: "Little master used to have eight-pack abs, but now he only has six-pack."

Liu Yan: "They're here! Hurry up!"

Meng Feng and others rushed to the bottom of the pyramid, and the top responded by prying the sculpture. The sculpture fell down with an earth-shattering bang, and then rolled down the pyramid. Meng Feng roared angrily: "Liu Yan! Are you going to smash me to death? !"

Everyone rushed around to the sides, sculpted, and with scaffolding and rolling stones, they all surged down like a tsunami, and all the wolf corpses were washed away and crushed below.Everyone was out of breath, climbed up the pyramid, found their own wives, and lay down on the ground for a while, unable to speak.

So at the entrance of the pyramid, there were a lot of masculine muscular bodies lying here and there. Xiao Yi poured some water on each of them, and went back to Liu Yan's group to chat hahaha.

"I'm going home for the holidays..." Lu Zhou couldn't bear to see him and said, "It's a big holiday today, who is this provoking?"

Meng Feng: "Don't mention it! We haven't bought any food yet!"

Lu Zhou: "My child is still waiting at home!"

"Do you have children?" Meng Feng asked in surprise.

On Liu Yan's side, Xiao Yi said: "That's right, the surrogacy hired in the United States..."

So Xiao Yi began to share his surrogacy secrets with everyone.Chi Xiaoduo sat by his side and showed Jueming their monster holy lands. When he found one of them, Jueming exploded in an instant.

"Why do you have so many pandas!" Caesar almost growled.

"There are wolves coming again." Zhan Xing said, "Should we start the system?"

Liu Yan said helplessly: "It would be great if I could spend the Mid-Autumn Festival here."

Chi Xiaoduo slapped his thigh: "That's right!"

"Let's go!" Xiang Cheng and the others went to pick up their own daughter-in-law, and they walked along the passage into the corridor.

"Hey, hello, can you hear me?" said the mysterious voice again, "You better hurry up, we're going to eat too."

"Immediately!" Meng Feng shouted impatiently.

Everyone came to the central control room.

"The civilization system is activated." In the middle of the pyramid, a ball of light released its brilliance and slowly rotated. "Testing stage, not responsible for the final result..."

Lu Zhou hugged Xiao Yi, Meng Feng hugged Liu Yan, Zhang Min held Cassia Ming, Xiang Chengheng hugged Chi Xiaoduo, Lin Jingfeng and Zhan Xing held hands.

"Boundary definition begins."

Mysterious voice: "Alright, alright, the egg yolk is separated, apprentice, I will teach you a technique of restoration today as a teacher. This spell...is created by Yuanshi Tianzun..."

Mysterious Voice B: "Master, don't be naughty! Hurry up! We still have to get that pot of stir-fried crab roe with ginger and scallions!"

Jue Ming: "I'm so hungry to hear that..."

Zhang Min: "I'll make it for you as soon as I get home."

System: "Gold Medal Assistant."

Xiao Yi: "Goodbye, everyone." He said and waved to everyone.

Meng Feng whistled: "Goodbye, dramatist!"

Lu Zhou: "Get lost!"

Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi were teleported away with a buzz.

System: "[-]."

Juming: "Why does it feel like I'm watching fate..."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Goodbye, little Cassia! Goodbye, Liu Yan!"

Liu Yan laughed, Meng Feng said: "You can still make friends like this." Liu Yan patted the back of Meng Feng's head, Zhang Min smiled and said: "Thank you for taking care of Cassia!"

The four of them were also teleported away instantly.

System: "Deep in the soul, according to the core values ​​of socialism, it is temporarily blocked here to prevent review."

"What mess?" Lin Jingfeng was puzzled.

Zhan Xing whistled and waved to Chi Xiaoduo, and the two disappeared instantly.

System: "National first-level exorcist training notice."

Chi Xiaoduo: "So our parallel world is called this? This is the first time I know it."

Xiang Cheng: "Hey, it seems to have seen through some kind of heaven."

In the end, the two also disappeared flatly.

Koh Samui, coast.

"It's finally here!" Xuan Hezhi shouted, "Come on! Where have you two been?"

Chen Zhen, Ke Keda, Feng Li, Chen Lang, Xuan He Zhi, Cao Bin and others were swatting mosquitoes at the beach, and their legs were covered with bites. When they came to have dinner together, the sky gradually darkened, and a round of bright lights appeared on the sea. The moon rises, and the silver light covers the sea.

Program recording room:

In a hurry, Lu Zhou put on a shirt he found in the prop room, and walked out with Xiao Yi.The detectives and the host were instantly stunned.

Lu Zhou: "Ahahaha! My new magic is not bad!"

Xiao Yi: "Did the finale surprise everyone? Brother Zhou's transformation into a living person is the finale for everyone!"

Lu Zhou: "Okay, okay! Let's go here first! The show is over successfully! Let's go home for the holidays! Let's go!"

Petrochemical all over.

At night, when Lu Zhou opened the door of the house, the two children rushed forward. The nanny and auntie were on vacation. After dinner, the family of four watched the moon in the garden. Xiao Yi told Lu Zhou the whole process of their deduction with great interest.Lu Zhou was like listening to the Arabian Nights.

Mongolian house.

"Hurry up!" Liu Yan said, "What time is it?"

Meng Feng: "You cook something yourself!"

Zhang Min said: "It'll be ready soon! Lai Jie! Don't bother chatting with Uncle Meng! Come and help!"

Lai Jie sighed, let his lover sit down, and went to serve the dishes by himself. After a while, Liu Yan began to tell everyone about his experience when he went to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Finally, Meng Jianguo said: "It's very exciting, it's hard for you to make up such a good story. s story."

"It's true!" Meng Feng screamed.

"It's fake." Jue Ming comforted, "It's a new machine we invented, and it was installed on your head last night, so you always thought it was real."

Meng Feng: "???"

Meng Jianguo: "Open the glass ceiling, and the moon will come up."

Liu Yan pressed the remote control, and a bright moon hung high, illuminating the earth leisurely.

new York.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone gathers together.

"Dad." Zhan Xing said expressionlessly, "I know that my little master, Brother Hu, and I, it's not easy for us to celebrate the festival together..."

Zhan Yang: "Huh?"

Lu Shaorong: "Forget it, don't talk about it, everyone eat more."

Zhan Xing: "But you don't have to take over the entire revolving restaurant here!"

Zhan Yang: "I have money! What's wrong!"

Sun Liang: "Yes, our family is rich, why?"

Exhibition line: "..."

Lin Jingfeng: "I seem to have heard this sentence today..."

Zhan Xing rested his forehead with one hand, and Huo Hu said, "Go to see the moon?"

"Let's take a photo together!" Lu Yao picked up his phone and said with a smile, "Everyone face the moon, come—"

Everyone leaned against the long table, made a "yeah" gesture, and took a group photo together. The full moon behind them illuminated the whole of New York.

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Congratulations on the Mid-Autumn Festival · Fighting Chanjuan in the Frost of the Moon · Part II · Ancient Chapter · "Tianbao Fu Yaolu", "Ying Nu", "Meeting and Joy", "Yaoer" (Ancient Chapter)

"Presumptuous! I am the prince!"

"You are presumptuous! The majestic Emperor Dayu is here! I don't remember having a son like you."

"You...you...Emperor Chen is my uncle! Where did you come from!"

"Big... what? Wait, you mean Big Chen?"

The corners of Li Qingcheng's mouth twitched, looking at the young man in front of him, the two emperors' eyebrows were full of hostility, Li Qingcheng asked tentatively, "What did you say your name was?"

"Li Ruo." The young man said calmly, it was Duan Ling, the Grand Prince of Chen.

Li Qingcheng's aura faltered in an instant, and he thought to himself, is it really my ancestor?Li Qingcheng knew the life story of this legendary ancestor, but Duan Ling didn't recognize Li Qingcheng.Duan Ling held half of a jade huang in his fingers, and showed it to Li Qingcheng, Li Qingcheng calmed down instantly, and took out a piece of jade huang as well.

Duan Ling said angrily in an instant: "You dare to fake Chuan Guo Yu Huang?"

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