planting fields, raising children

Jing Xing was so frightened that he jumped off the chair, and shrank behind Xiao Yang, his voice trembling, "What, what?"

Seeing him like this, Xiao Yang burst out laughing, and didn't even care about the movement outside, "Little Xingzi, why are you still such a coward? You are studying Marxist philosophy, how can you be so feudal and superstitious?"

Jing Xing also felt that he really lost his identity in this way, this was the aftereffect of being poisoned by ghost stories since he was a child, and he was most afraid of this thing.Originally, there were a lot of strange things in the world, and he had a grandfather who watched Feng Shui, who was always very naughty, and he was also superstitious after being so influenced.The most widely spread stories in the countryside are those ghost stories. The protagonists of the stories are relatives, neighbors, and people around them.

Jing Xing walked out from behind Xiao Yang, "Isn't it just right about you that you suddenly said that, can it not be scary? What did you just see?"

"I saw a black shadow running over, don't be afraid, it should be a small animal or something." Jing Xing's body is special now, and Xiao Yang didn't dare to scare him, it would be troublesome if he was really scared.When Jing Xing was in school, he was often ridiculed in the dormitory, saying that he was timid and unmanly.Once I watched a ghost movie, and when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I woke Xiao Yang up to accompany him.

But once the class organized a picnic in the wild, and a classmate accidentally got a silver ring snake around his leg. Everyone was scared to death, and the teacher's face turned green and he didn't know what to do.Jing Xing just swished over and grabbed the snake by seven inches, and then dealt it with a fall and a blow. No one dared to say that he was cowardly anymore.Xiao Yang asked him why he was so bold afterwards, and Jing Xing said with a smile that there were a lot of grass snakes in their mountainous area, and they would sometimes run into the house, so the locals basically had to know both hands.And his grandfather is a master among them, and he also learned a few tricks. There are several jars of snake wine in the house, and he is responsible for it.

Xiao Yang was afraid that Jing Xing would think too much, so he was also curious, so he took a wooden stick and carried a flashlight to the big platform, grinning: "Don't hide, I know where you are, come out quickly!"

Suddenly the black shadow flashed and swished, something jumped onto Xiao Yang's head, and before Xiao Yang could react, he swished away and ran away, which really startled Xiao Yang, and he was bouncing and sweeping his hair.

Jing Xing in the room saw clearly, "Yangzi, I saw it, it's a little monkey."

"Monkey? We are really primitive here, and there are monkeys visiting."

"It stands to reason that it shouldn't be. Over the years, these things have been misfortunately invisible. Even snakes can only be found in old forests. Why did a monkey suddenly come here?"

Xiao Yang thought for a while, "Isn't it the monkey who stole the eggs back then?"

Jing Xing also remembered, "Looking at the size, it's really about the same size. Regardless of it, it hasn't done anything bad anyway, so let it jump around casually. It's not easy to be a wild animal these days."

But when the two returned to the house, they were dumbfounded. The little monkey was drinking milk from a cup, drinking half and spilling half, and the hair on his body was wet.Jing Xing would make a glass of this milk and drink it every night, but it was too hot to drink, but he didn't expect it to be cheap for this monkey.

The little monkey was obviously startled when he saw them entering the house, his eyes were dark, and he looked like he was ready to run away at any time.Jing Xing and Xiao Yang were leaning against the door and looking at it. The little monkey probably felt that the two of them were not threatening, so he grinned at them and screamed strangely, as if he was demonstrating.

Xiao Yang couldn't help laughing, "You bastard, you are so righteous when you do something wrong."

"This monkey is pretty smart, and he can drink water from a cup. Hey, have you had enough? I won't argue with you today, and I'll spank your ass next time. .” Jing Xing moved away from the door to make way for the little monkey.

The monkey seemed to know what Jing Xing meant. He put down his cup and took a step on the table. Seeing that the two of them hadn't moved, he rushed out the door and ran to the platform to stop.Looking back at them, scratching their ears and chirping again.Jing Xing smiled and waved to it, and the little monkey squatted and waved with his hands up.

Xiao Yang said miraculously: "Hey, this monkey can also say goodbye. It's so spiritual, why don't you just keep it as a pet."

"You are so beautiful." It is not easy to train wild monkeys. The mountains and forests are the paradise for their activities. Those monkeys in the zoo circus imprisoned by broken wings are pitiful enough, they don't need another one.

But the monkey's behavior was unexpected, it didn't walk away, but rushed to Jing Xing, waving its hands and chirping, as if it wanted to shake hands with Jing Xing.Jing Xing tried to reach out his hand, and sure enough, the monkey grabbed his hand and shook it there, the expression on his face was like that of a leader patrolling.

"Hey, did this monkey come from a circus or juggler?" Xiao Yang was even more surprised, and extended his hand to it.But the monkey bared its teeth at him and pulled its paws towards him. If it wasn't for Xiao Yang's quick reaction, he would have been scratched.Then swished to Jing Xing's shoulder, and pulled at his hair, as if looking for lice, but it was obviously disappointed in the end, and its depression could be heard from the cry.

This differential treatment made Xiao Yang very angry, "You monkey still recognizes people, obviously I am taller and more handsome, you are Hong Guoguo's jealousy."

The little monkey held Jing Xing's head and barked at him strangely, with a mocking look.

At this time, Jing Xing couldn't help laughing, and carefully pulled the monkey off his body, he couldn't guarantee that the monkey would not be clean.If you bring fleas or something, it will be troublesome if you get infected. "Little monkey, if you don't blame Shushu, I will arrest you as a pet."

The little monkey seemed to understand it, screamed in terror, rushed to the platform with a whoosh, and then jumped down and disappeared.That speed is admirable. It is obvious that a species is so much worse than humans. This is the top of the second floor.

Xiao Yang smacked his lips, "This little guy is quite funny, if it appears again, I really want to keep it as a pet."

As a result, the little monkey was automatically delivered to the door the next day.

Xiao Yang and Jing Xing drove to Mao City, and only after entering the urban area did they realize that the little monkey had jumped into the car at some point.I was excitedly greeting the little girl in the car next door through the window, dancing the little girl happily, and kept screaming at the mother next to me, "monkey monkey, mom, look at the monkey." '

Sending it back at this time is too much trouble, so I have no choice but to take it with me.When I went to the department store, I was worried that it would not be safe to lock the monkey in the car, but if I took the monkey to go shopping, it would be troublesome if the monkey made a fuss.

The little monkey seemed to know the concerns of the two of them, and jumped into Jing Xing's arms to snuggle up, looking very cute.Looking at them with bright eyes, looking forward to them, looking pitiful.

Jing Xing was helpless, it seemed to be quite spiritual and cleanly compromised, "Forget it, just take it with you."

"To be on the safe side, let's tie it up, otherwise it will be troublesome if there is a trouble." Xiao Yang turned over the car and found a pink rope, which must have been pulled down by Jiang Gaoshan's three daughters.Jing Xing tied the rope around the monkey's armpit, fearing that it would be strangled if it ran and pulled it around its neck.

The little monkey was very well-behaved, not at all as naughty as last night, even Xiao Yang didn't refuse to hug it, and snuggled into Xiao Yang's arms obediently, looking around with round eyes.Once someone looked at it, it shrank its head into Xiao Yang's arms and rubbed it, immediately attracting the attention of many people.Especially the girls, their eyes almost flashed into heart shapes, and they kept muttering 'kawaii', 'so cute' and so on.

At the beginning, those people were quite reserved, hiding aside and taking pictures secretly, but the behavior of the little monkey was so well-behaved that people couldn't help but get close.Two girls in their teens and 20s couldn't help walking over. The two girls were lively, sweet and beautiful. "Uncle, can I take a photo with it?"

Xiao Yang's fiery heart was extinguished in an instant, how could he look so old!Uncle and sister.Roaring in his heart, but with a humble and polite look on his face, "I'm very sorry, Maomao admits his life."

Mao Mao is the name Jing Xing gave the little monkey just now, and they don't know much about Mao Mao's character, even though they are acting very well-behaved now, they still dare not let others touch them.If something goes wrong, it will be troublesome, and the wild one doesn't know if there will be any disease, so he didn't dare to let Jing Xing hug him.

The two little girls were a little disappointed, "It turns out that it is called Mao Mao, and it is indeed so cute. Can you hold it and take pictures with us?"

The expectant eyes of the two little girls really made Xiao Yang uneasy, so he agreed.Jing Xing took pictures of the three of them, and when Maomao saw Jing Xing holding his mobile phone, he bowed to the camera, Jing Xing hurriedly took a picture, and the two little girls were so excited that they almost jumped up when they saw it.

"Uncle, where did you buy Mao Mao?"

Some people nearby were also very interested in listening, Jing Xing hurriedly said: "We didn't buy this, it was a wild monkey on our mountain. This little guy often ran to our house, and this time he followed him secretly, so Just brought it here."

The two little girls looked disappointed again, and took several more close-ups of Maomao before leaving.

"Why did you tell them so clearly?" Jing Xing is not the kind of person who wants to explain everything clearly, but this time he even told them which village they are from, which is too unlike his style.

"I remember that the state stipulates that it is not allowed to keep monkeys privately. If they are our pets, they will be caught as soon as they are reported, and this is not an advertisement by the way."

Xiao Yang squinted, "Isn't your last sentence the key point?"

"It's called seizing every opportunity as much as possible." Jing Xing said with a smile, now young people like to play Weibo and so on, and the spread rate is very high.These two little girls are very beautiful, and they have their own selfie artifacts. They should be more active on the Internet. If they are popularized by them, they will make a lot of money.

When the two went to the maternity and baby store, the attention was even greater. The two men took a monkey like a child to the baby store. The scene really made the rotten girls bloody.The voices whispering behind them all entered the ears of the two of them. It's like a family, whoever hurts who suffers, etc.Hearing Jing Xing so much that he almost didn't know how to walk, so he stood upright and looked left and right.

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The author has something to say: Haha, so many mushrooms have just come out!That's the monkey, huh.

PS: The conquered chapter appears, fists up!He is really bleak, disgusting, and one of the saddest real players in history =. =

The following is what Mao Mao looks like in my heart. In fact, I am more inclined to the second blue-faced avatar monkey. If it is not blue-faced..., the first one is a bit thinner, and the hair is not long enough.When I saw this picture, my first reaction was, what a pair of double eyelids!Such big eyes!

Thin version of short hair:

The blue face is automatically converted to the face color of the first picture =. =