Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Liu Guang spoke soft words, and uncomfortably scratched the top of his messy hair.

Although Cheng Nuo was dumbfounded, he was somewhat moved. Of course, he also understood that the prerequisite for Liu Guang to treat him well was to treat himself as a so-called "female".I came to this desolate and backward place for no reason, and I didn't know how to go back, so I could only work hard to survive here.

He waved to Liu Guang, beckoning him to come over.Liu Guang stared at a pair of emerald green pupils and said: "What?"

"See if you have lice on your head." Cheng Nuo grabbed Liu Guang's slender arms and pulled him towards him, barely fainting from his smell.Liu Guang's brightly colored red hair felt hard and prickly to the touch, perhaps because it hadn't been washed.He frowned and checked Liu Guang's hair, "How many days have you not showered?"

Liu Guang had never been treated so intimately before, and he was somewhat conflicted in his heart. When he heard that it meant that he disliked his dirty body, his eyes suddenly slanted angrily: "All males are like this! That's what a man is!"

Cheng Nuo almost didn't laugh, male creatures don't mean they don't care about hygiene!He carefully looked at Liu Guang's messy little thatched hut again, and found a wooden barrel in the corner, so he said to Liu Guang, "Go get a bucket of water, this place must be cleaned up."

Seeing that Liu Guang was still staring at him vigilantly without moving, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't run away again."

Although Cheng Nuo had a few smeared dirty marks on his face, when he smiled, his brows and eyes were crooked, showing a pair of canine teeth, it was really sunny.Liu Guang looked at him in astonishment, and finally went out with the bucket.

There were clotheslines tied between the trees in the yard. Cheng Nuo smelled the musty smell of the bedding, and took them out to dry in the sun without hesitation.Obviously, Liu Guang couldn't have extra bedding here, Cheng Nuo could only pray that the sunlight would kill the fleas on the bedding.

Perhaps it was because Liu Guang's vigilance hadn't disappeared yet, so he came back very quickly.He is too small, and his body is thin. Even if he is walking like flying with the wooden barrel, it is easy to make people feel affectionate. Cheng Nuo couldn't help but patted his head again, Liu Guang still looked awkward. It looks like, but he didn't escape.

Cheng Nuo found a rag to use as a rag, and there wasn't even a tub here, so he had to wash the rag in the bucket, wipe the feet of the table and bed, and sort out all the unnecessary waste in the corners of the room.He was limping and tidying up here, but Liu Guang sat on the bed with his legs crossed and watched.

Cheng Nuo walked over and stuffed the pile of dirty clothes into Liu Guang's arms abruptly, "Put it outside."

Liu Guang gritted his teeth and wanted to establish his prestige, but seeing Cheng Nuo's smiling face, he finally obediently helped.For some reason, he found it interesting to see Cheng Nuo so busy.

After working for more than half an hour, the thatched cottage was finally much cleaner and tidy.Cheng Nuo straightened up and nodded, "This is still like a place where a person lives."

He remembered the silver-haired boy he had seen before, so he asked Liu Guang: "Well, there is a silver-haired kid who looks clean, who is he?"

When Liu Guang heard it, his hair almost didn't blow up, he stared at Cheng Nuo suspiciously and said, "That boy Bai Rui! How did you know him?! Let me tell you, you can only be my wife! Don't get too close to other males !"

The corners of Cheng Nuo's eyes twitched, and he resisted pulling his ears.He tried his best to calm down and said: "I just met once, and I don't think he looks like the people here, and - don't call me daughter-in-law again!"

Liu Guang snorted dissatisfied, and kept barking if he didn't bark. Anyway, he didn't want others to know that Cheng Nuo was a young female.There are many single-handedly highly skilled thieves running around here. If Cheng Nuo's identity is exposed, his current ability cannot completely protect the opponent.But he also emphasized again: "You are not allowed to get too close to others, and don't tell others that you are a female."

"..." Cheng Nuo felt that he would never use this word to describe himself.

The room was almost tidied up, and it was noon, and Cheng Nuo's stomach began to growl again.There was an old bamboo basket in the yard. Cheng Nuo threw all the dirty clothes into it, and asked Liu Guang, "Is there a river nearby? These clothes need to be washed."

Liu Guang frowned and said, "There is a small river three miles away, but it's the breeding season of Chilocusts, it's very dangerous for you weak females to go there."

Cheng Nuo asked curiously, "What is Chi Locust?"

Liu Guang wasn't very good at description either, so he simply said it impatiently.Chi locusts are small animals that live in groups near water, but they are extremely ferocious. Mature chi locusts can even bite off the bones of adults. Chi locusts in the breeding season are even more ferocious. will be left.

Cheng Nuo was in a cold sweat. How perverted is this world?There are all kinds of things!Originally, he was thinking of taking a bath there and catching some fish.

Seeing his changing expression, Liu Guang suddenly crossed his hands and said calmly, "But you don't have to be afraid, I will accompany you and protect you."

In their area, except for the fact that they have never fought with Bai Rui, no one else is stronger than him even if they are adults. Naturally, he is not afraid of those little Chi locusts.

Liu Guang said it lightly, but there was a hint of pride in his tone. Cheng Nuo was amused and speechless. Did this kid exaggerate his feelings to scare him?Liu Guang didn't know what Cheng Nuo was thinking, so he threw a machete at the bottom of the bamboo basket.

Cheng Nuo put the bamboo basket on his back and followed Liu Guang.Liu Guang looked at his slightly limping legs when he was walking, and felt a little guilty, so he pretended to take the bamboo basket over and put it on his back.When passing by a dilapidated shack, Liu Guang yelled at an old man with gray hair and shabby clothes inside: "Hey, Ge family, give me some of the wound medicine from your family!"

Cheng Nuo was a little surprised. Why is this name so strange?

The old man glared at Liu Guang and scolded: "You bastard! You don't learn well every day! Just pointing at these medicines to exchange for something, you ruined it all!"

Having said that, he still threw a bottle over the fence, Liu Guang held it in his hand with a smile, and shook it at Cheng Nuo: "I'll wipe it for you later, he doesn't know much about other things, but the medicine he made is really good." Works."

Cheng Nuo took the medicine bottle curiously, opened it and smelled it. The ointment smelled like mint, but it was not unpleasant.

Along the way, Cheng Nuo inquired about the situation in this world in roundabout ways, and the more he listened, the more troubled he became.To put it simply, in this world, the strong survive for the fittest, and killing people and stealing goods is commonplace, and Liu Guang said it in a very natural tone.

Recalling the stick that Liu Guang gave him before, Cheng Nuo didn't dare to ask if this kid had killed or eaten human flesh?Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps all over my body...

But apart from this point, Liu Guang is often no different from normal children.

Along the way, Cheng Nuo faintly felt that there was something discordant, but he couldn't tell where.He didn't remember until he got to the river, why didn't he see a woman?Is this world so feudal that women are not allowed to show their faces?He just thought about it, but didn't ask, because the crystal clear river water had already attracted all his attention.

Liu Guang's nerves were visibly tense here, and he could hardly leave Cheng Nuo's side, and Cheng Nuo's nerves were also tensed up.

The riverside was indeed quiet and there was no one there. Could it be true what Liu Guang said before?

There was no saponins, so Cheng Nuo seized the time to float the clothes a few times and rub them vigorously.Fortunately, the clothes are covered with dust and mud, but they can be washed five or six times clean.The washed clothes were hanging on the branches by the river, and Cheng Nuo signaled Liu Guang to take off the clothes.

Liu Guang's eyeballs almost popped out, and he stammered like a little wife being molested: "You you you..."

"Hurry up." Cheng Nuo teased him, "Aren't you calling me a wife? Are you afraid I'll see it? You just wash yourself well, I don't live with mud monkeys."

Liu Guang's face was hot, and he thought about it again, so he pretended not to care, took off his clothes on Cheng Nuo's back, threw it over in a panic, and jumped into the water.He still kept in mind not to stay too far away from Cheng Nuo, so he raised his ears to listen vigilantly to the movement behind him, and absently scrubbed his dark neck.

After a while, Cheng Nuo relaxed, and simply took off his clothes, including his underwear, and washed them.His clothes were soiled at the dump and smelt badly.

After they were all washed and hung up to dry, Cheng Nuo looked at them, good guy, that bastard Liu Guang's neck is still black!He jumped down naturally.

When Liu Guang heard the thumping sound from behind, he was so startled that he almost didn't jump up. He glanced back and turned his head angrily, his face was flushed and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you so...shameless!"

He felt as if his butt was on fire, and quickly hid inside, as if there was a scourge behind him.

Cheng Nuo couldn't die of laughter when he heard this word. This kid's big eyes are just for display?Didn't you find that the bodies of the two of them are the same?But Liu Guang's cherry-colored red hair with water droplets is really beautiful and dazzling in the sun, like a burning flame.

With a suppressed smile, he shouted to Liu Guang: "Liu Guang, come here, I'll wipe your back."

Liu Guang's face was as red as his own hair, and he had a faint feeling of being molested.The earliest marriage here was at the age of 15. Although it was said that Cheng Nuo was his daughter-in-law, he knew the difference between male and female since he was a child.

Cheng Nuo's feminine style is too unrestrained, right?The two of them haven't had a bridal chamber yet...