Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins
Chapter 1
Cheng Nuo was woken up by the smell.
It seems that someone used rotten meat, rotten eggs and cabbage, covered them in black plastic bags and put them in the hot sun for ten days, and then suddenly opened them under the nose so smelly.
He almost didn't faint from choking again, and quickly opened his eyes while covering his nose, and saw a bright moon like an ice plate in the sky.
After being dazed for a moment, Cheng Nuo jumped up like a carp, and saw an endless undulating mountain of rubbish. He let go of his hand and held on for less than three seconds before quickly covering his nose again.
Within a minute, Cheng Nuo had already confirmed with a bitter face that he had worn it himself.
The point is, he didn't have a car accident, fell off a cliff, or fell into a river, and he didn't write a long comment with a negative score to curse the unscrupulous author. He just took a nap under the hypnosis of the high math teacher. How did he wear it?
He quickly lowered his head to observe his current body, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw a familiar small scar on his right hand—this was still his body.But the strange thing is that the bones have obviously become smaller, and the small muscles that have been exercised on the body have also disappeared. It seems to have changed to the appearance of thirteen or fourteen years old. The white T-shirt and casual pants on the body are obviously a circle bigger.
After thinking about it for a moment, Cheng Nuo decided to leave this mountain of garbage first, holding up his crumbling pants.He breathed lightly, and stumbled as he walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow.Since he couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, and he didn't know the stars in the sky, he decided to watch the moon go.
There were rats and wild dogs running around from time to time, even though Cheng Nuo was always very courageous, a chill rose from the bottom of his heart.
Suddenly, the hairs all over his body stood up, and something was staring at him!
That gaze was like a hungry wolf, almost staring at him until cold sweat came out of his back.He slowed down his breathing, tried to calm himself, kept his pace, quickly glanced left and right with the corners of his eyes, grabbed a discarded wooden stick in front of him and turned around quickly - there was nothing behind him.
Taking a deep breath, Cheng Nuo was slightly relieved, maybe it was just his hallucination.
But before he relaxed, there was a sudden gust of wind from behind him. He tilted his head reflexively, but was still hit hard on the back of the head, and fell down on the rubbish heap with a "plop".
He tried hard to see who was attacking him, and vaguely saw a pair of wolf cub-like sharp blue eyes and a head of messy gorgeous red hair, he should be a short boy.
A pair of small hands quickly placed on him, groped carefully from top to bottom, and began to pick off his clothes after finding nothing.Cheng Nuo struggled to kick him, but the opponent hit him hard on the knee of his right leg with an iron rod. He screamed in a low voice, and his whole leg went numb.
The owner of those hands moved quickly, stripped off his T-shirt and started taking off his sneakers.The trousers were taken off faster because they were too big.Cheng Nuo was slid forward by the other party's rude action. The other party didn't even let go of his socks and underwear, and pulled off the elastic band of the underwear without hesitation.
Cheng Nuo kicked his bare legs weakly, but the other party clearly saw his private parts.
This... is this a female?The boy looked at it carefully and confirmed it in disbelief, his vicious green pupils enlarged in astonishment, and he was at a loss for a moment—because he had never seen a female's naked body so close before.Taking a closer look, this female's clean facial features are also very pleasing to the eye... He was a little surprised, why did this young female appear in the garbage dump alone?
Cheng Nuo's head was still so heavy that he couldn't lift it up. Everything in front of him was full of flowers, so he frowned and moaned.
The boy's sluggish eyeballs finally moved, and he quickly left Cheng Nuo's calf.Seeing Cheng Nuo glaring at him and struggling to sit up, he suddenly became nervous, but reflexively cut Cheng Nuo's back neck with his hand.
I rely on!Cheng Nuo cursed in his heart, and immediately passed out.Where the hell did he travel to, that even a child is so cruel?
When Cheng Nuo regained consciousness, he realized that he was being carried by that boy, who should be more than half his head lower than him. Those shoulders were indeed pitifully thin, but the speed was extremely fast, and it seemed effortless.
The gray sky had turned pale, and Cheng Nuo found that his clothes had been put back on again.He pretended to be in a deep sleep and squinted his eyes to look at the child's side face. His face was so dirty that he couldn't see his face clearly, but he was sure that he would never be more than ten years old.
The noisy voices also gradually increased. Cheng Nuo scanned the left and right with the corners of his eyes. The surroundings were similar to slums. They were all small and crowded straw huts. back.
Their clothes are very weird, not like those of any dynasty in ancient China. There are long shirts and short sleeves, but they are similar to the clothes in online games. They are all tattered and dirty, and their hair is also of various colors.
There were a few half-grown children talking to this boy. His name was Liu Guang, and he spoke in a particularly harsh tone, as if he was still the head of a child in this slum.When someone asked who Cheng Nuo was, Liu Guang grinned and said, "I picked him up, and if he doesn't obey, he will be boiled."
The kid who was talking to him didn't mean to be surprised or horrified, but said happily: "Okay, brother Guang, can you give me half a bowl when cooking meat? I haven't eaten meat for a long time."
Liu Guang smiled nonchalantly, of course he couldn't tell others that this was a precious female, let alone cook her, she was going to keep her as a daughter-in-law.
Cheng Nuo was horrified when he heard that, the damn thing is that he has crossed over to a cannibal, right?No wonder the kid carried himself back so far...
He really wanted to run away, but the kid's speed and strength were too high, his legs were still hurting badly, and if he ran around now, would others treat him as food?In the end he decided to wait and see what happened.
Liu Guang finally stopped in a slightly larger thatched hut, closed the wooden door casually, and put Cheng Nuo on the thin and messy bed.He looked carefully, and found that the female's hair color was rare pure black, and her skin was a healthy light wheat color. He felt that the short black hair was soft and tough, and felt very good, so he couldn't help touching it a few more times. .
Cheng Nuo's goosebumps were about to rise from his touch. This cannibal kid is weighing how much flesh he has, right?He wanted to wait for Liu Guang to go out before waiting for an opportunity to act, but the other party stood at the head of the bed and stared at his face unblinkingly, his scalp numb as if staring at him with texture.
Originally he was just a child, but judging from the more than an hour since he came to this world, if Liu Guang was regarded as an ordinary child, he would be an idiot.
Liu Guang finally turned around and left. Hearing the sound of him closing the door, Cheng Nuo quickly sat up and looked around.There is nothing to say about the bare walls in the shack. The room is dark and drafty, with a damp musty smell. There are a few dirty and messy clothes in the corner.
He opened the trouser leg, and sure enough, there was a large black spot on the knee of the left leg that was hit, and the back of the neck also hurt to the touch, probably because of an internal injury.
Cheng Nuo cursed and rubbed his knees, gritted his teeth in pain, limped to those clothes, and began to take off his clothes quickly - he must leave this place where he used himself as a food reserve as soon as possible!
Liu Guang's clothes were too small for him, and the smell was very bad. Cheng Nuo frowned, messed up his hair, wiped some dust on his face, and pushed the door out without hesitation.
The thatched huts on the street are all one by one, and the alleys are as dense and messy as spider webs.Cheng Nuo lowered his head and staggered around a few small roads, trying his best to go to places where there were few people.It's just that his sense of direction is extremely poor, and the houses here are similar in appearance. He walked around for a long time and didn't seem to go very far.
Not long after, there was a noise from behind, mixed with the familiar voice of a boy with a clear and smelly fart, and the tone was very angry: "His hair is black! Remember to capture him alive, I have to deal with it myself!"
Cheng Nuo was taken aback when he heard that, and ran even faster while kicking his legs.
Damn primitive society!If he is caught, he will be boiled into broth!
Liu Guang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. For a moment, his heart softened and he didn't want to tie the female with a rope. He even ran out to find some water and food for him, but the female took the opportunity to run away!
He angrily decided that it would be fine for this female to be his wife obediently.If he is still so disobedient in the future, he will be sold. If a female is sold to the black market, at least five hundred energy coins can be exchanged, which is enough for him to use for a long time.
The noise seemed to be getting closer, Cheng Nuo didn't have time to think about it, he opened a door and rushed in.Fortunately, there was no one inside, so he quickly closed the door and got under the bed to hide.
I don't know how long I crawled under the bed, the sound outside gradually faded away.Cheng Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and began to look around the shelter, and suddenly found something strange.
Although the hut was equally dilapidated, it was kept spotless, and the items were neatly arranged even though they were simple, in stark contrast to Liu Guang's messy hut.
Cheng Nuo thought wildly, the owner of this house should be a woman, right?Otherwise it wouldn't be so neat...
The dilapidated wooden door let out a heavy "creak", and Cheng Nuo saw a pair of bright small black leather boots stepping in unhurriedly.
Cheng Nuo held his breath, the owner of the boots paused, and walked in the other direction, he was relieved.
But just as his nerves were relaxed, the pair of boots suddenly appeared beside the bed. The sheet was lifted, and a strong force lifted his neck, and his whole body involuntarily flew out from under the bed, landing heavily on the ground. On the ground, there was a muffled "bang".
Cheng Nuo was dizzy from the fall, and a cold thing pressed against his neck, piercing his skin sorely.When he raised his head in astonishment, he happened to meet a pair of calm golden pupils.
It seems that someone used rotten meat, rotten eggs and cabbage, covered them in black plastic bags and put them in the hot sun for ten days, and then suddenly opened them under the nose so smelly.
He almost didn't faint from choking again, and quickly opened his eyes while covering his nose, and saw a bright moon like an ice plate in the sky.
After being dazed for a moment, Cheng Nuo jumped up like a carp, and saw an endless undulating mountain of rubbish. He let go of his hand and held on for less than three seconds before quickly covering his nose again.
Within a minute, Cheng Nuo had already confirmed with a bitter face that he had worn it himself.
The point is, he didn't have a car accident, fell off a cliff, or fell into a river, and he didn't write a long comment with a negative score to curse the unscrupulous author. He just took a nap under the hypnosis of the high math teacher. How did he wear it?
He quickly lowered his head to observe his current body, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw a familiar small scar on his right hand—this was still his body.But the strange thing is that the bones have obviously become smaller, and the small muscles that have been exercised on the body have also disappeared. It seems to have changed to the appearance of thirteen or fourteen years old. The white T-shirt and casual pants on the body are obviously a circle bigger.
After thinking about it for a moment, Cheng Nuo decided to leave this mountain of garbage first, holding up his crumbling pants.He breathed lightly, and stumbled as he walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow.Since he couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, and he didn't know the stars in the sky, he decided to watch the moon go.
There were rats and wild dogs running around from time to time, even though Cheng Nuo was always very courageous, a chill rose from the bottom of his heart.
Suddenly, the hairs all over his body stood up, and something was staring at him!
That gaze was like a hungry wolf, almost staring at him until cold sweat came out of his back.He slowed down his breathing, tried to calm himself, kept his pace, quickly glanced left and right with the corners of his eyes, grabbed a discarded wooden stick in front of him and turned around quickly - there was nothing behind him.
Taking a deep breath, Cheng Nuo was slightly relieved, maybe it was just his hallucination.
But before he relaxed, there was a sudden gust of wind from behind him. He tilted his head reflexively, but was still hit hard on the back of the head, and fell down on the rubbish heap with a "plop".
He tried hard to see who was attacking him, and vaguely saw a pair of wolf cub-like sharp blue eyes and a head of messy gorgeous red hair, he should be a short boy.
A pair of small hands quickly placed on him, groped carefully from top to bottom, and began to pick off his clothes after finding nothing.Cheng Nuo struggled to kick him, but the opponent hit him hard on the knee of his right leg with an iron rod. He screamed in a low voice, and his whole leg went numb.
The owner of those hands moved quickly, stripped off his T-shirt and started taking off his sneakers.The trousers were taken off faster because they were too big.Cheng Nuo was slid forward by the other party's rude action. The other party didn't even let go of his socks and underwear, and pulled off the elastic band of the underwear without hesitation.
Cheng Nuo kicked his bare legs weakly, but the other party clearly saw his private parts.
This... is this a female?The boy looked at it carefully and confirmed it in disbelief, his vicious green pupils enlarged in astonishment, and he was at a loss for a moment—because he had never seen a female's naked body so close before.Taking a closer look, this female's clean facial features are also very pleasing to the eye... He was a little surprised, why did this young female appear in the garbage dump alone?
Cheng Nuo's head was still so heavy that he couldn't lift it up. Everything in front of him was full of flowers, so he frowned and moaned.
The boy's sluggish eyeballs finally moved, and he quickly left Cheng Nuo's calf.Seeing Cheng Nuo glaring at him and struggling to sit up, he suddenly became nervous, but reflexively cut Cheng Nuo's back neck with his hand.
I rely on!Cheng Nuo cursed in his heart, and immediately passed out.Where the hell did he travel to, that even a child is so cruel?
When Cheng Nuo regained consciousness, he realized that he was being carried by that boy, who should be more than half his head lower than him. Those shoulders were indeed pitifully thin, but the speed was extremely fast, and it seemed effortless.
The gray sky had turned pale, and Cheng Nuo found that his clothes had been put back on again.He pretended to be in a deep sleep and squinted his eyes to look at the child's side face. His face was so dirty that he couldn't see his face clearly, but he was sure that he would never be more than ten years old.
The noisy voices also gradually increased. Cheng Nuo scanned the left and right with the corners of his eyes. The surroundings were similar to slums. They were all small and crowded straw huts. back.
Their clothes are very weird, not like those of any dynasty in ancient China. There are long shirts and short sleeves, but they are similar to the clothes in online games. They are all tattered and dirty, and their hair is also of various colors.
There were a few half-grown children talking to this boy. His name was Liu Guang, and he spoke in a particularly harsh tone, as if he was still the head of a child in this slum.When someone asked who Cheng Nuo was, Liu Guang grinned and said, "I picked him up, and if he doesn't obey, he will be boiled."
The kid who was talking to him didn't mean to be surprised or horrified, but said happily: "Okay, brother Guang, can you give me half a bowl when cooking meat? I haven't eaten meat for a long time."
Liu Guang smiled nonchalantly, of course he couldn't tell others that this was a precious female, let alone cook her, she was going to keep her as a daughter-in-law.
Cheng Nuo was horrified when he heard that, the damn thing is that he has crossed over to a cannibal, right?No wonder the kid carried himself back so far...
He really wanted to run away, but the kid's speed and strength were too high, his legs were still hurting badly, and if he ran around now, would others treat him as food?In the end he decided to wait and see what happened.
Liu Guang finally stopped in a slightly larger thatched hut, closed the wooden door casually, and put Cheng Nuo on the thin and messy bed.He looked carefully, and found that the female's hair color was rare pure black, and her skin was a healthy light wheat color. He felt that the short black hair was soft and tough, and felt very good, so he couldn't help touching it a few more times. .
Cheng Nuo's goosebumps were about to rise from his touch. This cannibal kid is weighing how much flesh he has, right?He wanted to wait for Liu Guang to go out before waiting for an opportunity to act, but the other party stood at the head of the bed and stared at his face unblinkingly, his scalp numb as if staring at him with texture.
Originally he was just a child, but judging from the more than an hour since he came to this world, if Liu Guang was regarded as an ordinary child, he would be an idiot.
Liu Guang finally turned around and left. Hearing the sound of him closing the door, Cheng Nuo quickly sat up and looked around.There is nothing to say about the bare walls in the shack. The room is dark and drafty, with a damp musty smell. There are a few dirty and messy clothes in the corner.
He opened the trouser leg, and sure enough, there was a large black spot on the knee of the left leg that was hit, and the back of the neck also hurt to the touch, probably because of an internal injury.
Cheng Nuo cursed and rubbed his knees, gritted his teeth in pain, limped to those clothes, and began to take off his clothes quickly - he must leave this place where he used himself as a food reserve as soon as possible!
Liu Guang's clothes were too small for him, and the smell was very bad. Cheng Nuo frowned, messed up his hair, wiped some dust on his face, and pushed the door out without hesitation.
The thatched huts on the street are all one by one, and the alleys are as dense and messy as spider webs.Cheng Nuo lowered his head and staggered around a few small roads, trying his best to go to places where there were few people.It's just that his sense of direction is extremely poor, and the houses here are similar in appearance. He walked around for a long time and didn't seem to go very far.
Not long after, there was a noise from behind, mixed with the familiar voice of a boy with a clear and smelly fart, and the tone was very angry: "His hair is black! Remember to capture him alive, I have to deal with it myself!"
Cheng Nuo was taken aback when he heard that, and ran even faster while kicking his legs.
Damn primitive society!If he is caught, he will be boiled into broth!
Liu Guang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. For a moment, his heart softened and he didn't want to tie the female with a rope. He even ran out to find some water and food for him, but the female took the opportunity to run away!
He angrily decided that it would be fine for this female to be his wife obediently.If he is still so disobedient in the future, he will be sold. If a female is sold to the black market, at least five hundred energy coins can be exchanged, which is enough for him to use for a long time.
The noise seemed to be getting closer, Cheng Nuo didn't have time to think about it, he opened a door and rushed in.Fortunately, there was no one inside, so he quickly closed the door and got under the bed to hide.
I don't know how long I crawled under the bed, the sound outside gradually faded away.Cheng Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and began to look around the shelter, and suddenly found something strange.
Although the hut was equally dilapidated, it was kept spotless, and the items were neatly arranged even though they were simple, in stark contrast to Liu Guang's messy hut.
Cheng Nuo thought wildly, the owner of this house should be a woman, right?Otherwise it wouldn't be so neat...
The dilapidated wooden door let out a heavy "creak", and Cheng Nuo saw a pair of bright small black leather boots stepping in unhurriedly.
Cheng Nuo held his breath, the owner of the boots paused, and walked in the other direction, he was relieved.
But just as his nerves were relaxed, the pair of boots suddenly appeared beside the bed. The sheet was lifted, and a strong force lifted his neck, and his whole body involuntarily flew out from under the bed, landing heavily on the ground. On the ground, there was a muffled "bang".
Cheng Nuo was dizzy from the fall, and a cold thing pressed against his neck, piercing his skin sorely.When he raised his head in astonishment, he happened to meet a pair of calm golden pupils.
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