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42. Dream and reality

Since time travelling, these adjustment programs, legal programs, and reasoning programs are all Monsoon's favorites.It's not that he really likes these programs, but these programs are close to life, and he can also see the contradictions between people in this era, which is one of the methods that can help him quickly integrate into life.

And now "Adjustment Tonight" on TV is about two people arguing endlessly because of money - the man makes some money, but the woman spends it all in turn, this happens every time, until yesterday, the two I went to dinner alone, and the woman framed the restaurant for losing her mobile phone. As a result, the hotel called the police. After investigation, I found out that the mobile phone was sold by the woman herself.

Because of this incident, the two of them got into a row and went on a TV show.

And Xu Zhichao, who followed Ji Feng and watched such an episode of the program, finally understood why the woman wanted to guard against herself - she was desperate for money, and sold her mobile phone so that the man could buy her a new one, and she got the money after the sale up.

Otherwise, if you always ask for money, men will be annoyed.

The mediator on TV said a few words, and after a long time of persuasion, the man wanted to break up, and the woman cried so hard not to break up, the show turned into a farce in an instant.

Ji Feng watched for a long time, but he didn't understand the crux of the problem. He turned to look at Xu Zhichao, wanting to ask Xu Zhichao who was right and who was wrong, but Xu Zhichao laughed so hard that he burst into tears.

Ji Feng asked: "Is... so interesting?"

Xu Zhichao wiped the corners of his eyes, nodded at Ji Feng, and said, "It's so interesting." He began to explain the interestingness of this matter.

For him, Ji Feng is a patient with amnesia, and he is also an excellent employee of the month, and even a good friend. To Ji Feng, of course, he must have more patience and love to explain to him what he doesn't understand——Amnesia is really true. It's very painful, at least Xu Zhichao knows how to ask Baidu and Google.

After listening to Xu Zhichao's explanation, Ji Feng realized that the content of the dispute between a man and a woman on TV was not only related to love, but also to many things--deceit, money, these are all superficial things, although love It is deeper, but it is always invisible and intangible. It is not as good as money, a measure that can be faced directly, but when the standard is not enough to meet the standard, using deception to obtain money becomes a means.

A woman hopes to have more money in her hands, and when a man satisfies her again and again, until she is no longer satisfied, the woman uses deception, and deception is the bottom line of love.

Ji Feng nodded with a vague understanding, but his facial muscles uncontrollably brought his brows together.

"However, these days, love... is something you can't come across." Xu Zhichao sighed, his voice seemed to come from the far end of the sea.

Monsoon smiled and didn't say anything.What he was thinking about now was the sentence that the woman yelled on the TV just now—"Isn't it right for me to fall in love with you and spend your money?"—he also suddenly thought that if he went out these few days, It seems... they are all spending Zhou Weilian's money?

Thinking of this, Ji Feng's face became hot uncontrollably.

Xu Zhichao hadn't noticed Ji Feng's facial temperature problem yet, so he continued to talk about the topic of love: "This thing is like a loach, it's slippery and can't be lost. If you catch it, you run away. If you can't catch it, you don't want to be reconciled. Just like you Well, you are still young now, and you have a lot of options... Which one to choose, you must look at it more and pay more attention, you can't just find one casually and treat it as a treasure, you must be optimistic about whether this person is suitable for you."

Every word, every syllable of Xu Zhichao's words struck Ji Feng's heart.Ji Feng began to summarize this... He watched so many law-enhancing programs, and studied a series of things about love, marriage, and family, but these were too far away for him, and now, he knew, his stomach The child in Li is going to come out in more than three months, and it is impossible for him to be so far away from the daily necessities of reality.

Now, the most urgent thing is how to let the child be born smoothly.

Ji Feng thought of many methods, including caesarean section, but when he saw the color ultrasound images of the two children, he denied the cesarean section.

These two cubs are very small, very small, as small as cats and paparazzi, just in human form... This means that he has a chance to give them a natural delivery... But he needs a hidden space, suitable medical methods... These They are all needed, and the only one who can provide them is Zhou Weilian.

I hope that Zhou Weilian won't get too close to him because of this... Ji Feng leaned on the head of the bed, staring at the TV with unfocused eyes, he didn't pay attention to what was going on in it, and went through the things about Zhou Weilian over and over again in his mind Things... Since he can't be sure what Zhou Weilian's identity is, then let's use what he can be sure of. It won't be more embarrassing than saying that he lied to Zhou Weilian. After all, what he said is half-truth and half-false.

At this moment, Ji Feng didn't realize it at all, but he compared his relationship with Zhou Weilian to the couple who were getting divorced.

Xu Zhichao spent half the night with Ji Feng, told him many things, and also told some interesting stories about him and Xu Zhiyuan when they were young.These are always fresh for Monsoon, especially Xu Zhiyuan.

Ji Feng knew that Xu Zhiyuan was an undercover agent, similar to him before, in the category of espionage, and he was also a self-sacrificing character with a sense of self-sacrifice. If you can't match it when you were a child, otherwise you can't be called a successful spy.

Xu Zhiyuan is like this.

Xu Zhichao said that Xu Zhiyuan was a very annoying child when he was a child. The school teachers said that he had ADHD. The chaser, according to Xu Zhichao, was like watching a TV show where devils catch guerrillas all over the mountains and plains, chasing and yelling: "Xu Zhiyuan, if you don't come back to me, just wait, what is waiting for you today is bamboo stew Meat!"

"Bamboo stewed meat, that's the rhythm of playing Xiang." Xu Zhichao said, laughing.

Ji Feng liked to hear him talk about these things. For Ji Feng, such a childhood of being beaten and scolded was something he never had, and the childhood he had was almost impossible to recall.

In fact, it can be said that Ji Feng’s childhood was never beating or scolding. What he had were those strange instruments to experiment on his body, and the instructor’s forced exercise, those overloaded exercises... He couldn’t rest, and he couldn’t rest. You can't stop, otherwise what you're waiting for isn't beatings and scolding, but horrifying clicks, and... the death messages of those who left behind.

And now, Ji Feng decided to steal part of the Xu Zhichao brothers' childhood.

He can make his childhood full of fun - a father who loved him, a mother who died after giving birth to him, and teachers who scolded him for being disobedient. The dean who kicked his ass.

Although these are all fake, Ji Feng can assume that he has owned these.

In such a hypothesis, he closed his eyes and fell into a sweet dream.

In his dream, he had these... There was also a deskmate named Zhou Weilian, they went to class together, finished class together, and did their homework together... They were together every day, and then entered adolescence, he found a boyfriend and conceived a child ...Zhou Weilian covered it up for him... Well, Ji Feng yelled at his childhood self in his dream - "Men can't get pregnant, you fantasist!"

Even if you know it's a fantasy, it's just a dream!

Ji Feng regained his composure and continued to dream.

At 03:30 in the morning, Zhou Weilian, one of the protagonists in Jifeng Dream, finally returned to the barbecue restaurant with tired steps, but at this moment there were no customers, scattered, just a few people watching How normal people are drinking.

Fortunately, those people were drinking, so they didn't notice the obvious marks on Zhou Weilian and Xu Zhiyuan's body. Along the way, how many people did they lie to say that they just finished their work in the pig slaughterhouse before they could reach the barbecue safely? shop!

The blood and mud almost wrapped the two of them into cocoons.

"I can't go upstairs anymore, so I'll stay here for the night!" Zhou Weilian walked to the door of Jifeng's room on the first floor, and immediately didn't want to move an inch. He grabbed the doorknob with one hand and told Xu Zhiyuan directly, "I'll be careful." Just fell asleep."

"Then you can wash up and go to bed." Xu Zhiyuan had no choice.He also knows that Zhou Weilian likes Ji Feng, although he doesn't know how far the two of them have progressed, but since his boss likes it this week, he is also happy to see what happens, I'm afraid... Ji Feng is not happy, but he can't Do something like hitting a mandarin duck with a club, after all, Zhou Weilian has been sleeping with Ji Feng in the past few days.

Seeing Xu Zhiyuan go upstairs, Zhou Weilian immediately rushed into the room, regardless of whether he was dirty or not, went directly to look at Ji Feng, saw that he was asleep, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower.

The water in the bathroom hadn't been boiled yet, and the water temperature was still very low, but Zhou Weilian couldn't wait any longer.

What's more, it's not that he hasn't taken a cold shower.

When he was on a mission, even if there was a river, he would wash it in it, not to mention that it was still a bit warm tap water, as a human being, he was satisfied.

After taking a shower, I packed up the dirty clothes, and waited until tomorrow morning to dispose of them, and then looked at the equipment on the clothes... Zhou Weilian packed everything up, then came out naked, and got directly into Ji Feng's bed.

Originally, when the dream was still in the state of Xiao Chunjie, Ji Feng only felt very happy, but who knew...he was dreaming that he was going to have a baby, and suddenly, he was entangled by an octopus, and the child was also entangled by an octopus. The octopus was pressed into his stomach, and his stomach hurts, and his mouth hurts too... There is no place on his body that does not hurt—not to mention the octopus makes it difficult to breathe, and he is as slippery as a loach … Ji Feng yelled at the self who was caught by the octopus while giving birth in the dream—"It is love that haunts you, you have to work hard!"

Then... Monsoon fell into a deep sleep.

Early the next morning, when Ji Feng opened his eyes, he realized that the dream last night was not a dream at all!

"You came here in the middle of the night and entangled me to death, do you know that I dreamed last night that I was almost stalked to death by a sea monster!" Scolding someone, Ji Feng really didn't use punctuation, so angry Kicking the naked Zhou Weilian off the bed with one kick, "One more time, I'll chop you up!"

Zhou Weilian chuckled.

Ji Feng could only let him laugh, while he calmly went to wash his hands, as if this person named Zhou Weilian didn't exist at all——as cute as the little Weilian Zhou in the dream, the Weilian Zhou in reality was just as annoying.

However, when he saw the bag stuffed in the bathroom, Ji Feng couldn't keep his composure any longer.

A bag of muddy clothes stained with blood.

Clothes stained with human blood.

"It's really..." Ji Feng still wanted to complain, but the smell of human blood was enough to make him vomit until he was dizzy.

As soon as Zhou Weilian heard that he was throwing up, he hurried over, but heard Ji Feng say sullenly in the bathroom: "For a while... take these, and Xu Zhiyuan, and go out to deal with these things together, and don't bring trouble here Come!"

This sentence made Zhou Weilian's heart skip a beat.He immediately knew what made Ji Feng vomit, and this thing was brought by him.

"Are you okay...I...I mean, are you okay?" Zhou Weilian asked quickly.

"Can't die."

"Angry?"

"nonsense."

"Well...I'll go upstairs and call Xu Zhiyuan, let's go out later...he also has a set..." Zhou Weilian was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say.

They went out last night and were invited by the drug lords stationed in Liancheng. In the mountain, the two dealt with dozens of drug dealers—not really fatal, but "deadly" with real knives and guns Well, if the two of them can't get out safely, it's tantamount to giving up completely, not to mention...they are just testing their strength.

This is why Xu Zhiyuan chose Zhou Weilian to help.