You are the genetically modified!
37. Pregnancy test stick
37. Pregnancy test stick
"You are a male."
Monsoon nodded to show that he understood.
"Women can get pregnant."
Ji Feng nodded again, showing that he really understood.
"A man can't get pregnant."
Ji Feng nodded again, expressing that he really understands this very well.
Zhou Weilian was so angry by Ji Feng's actions that he laughed. He didn't know whether he should take Ji Feng to see a psychiatrist, or take him to school to correct his thinking.Both seem to fit the monsoon quite well.
Originally, Zhou Weilian was not an old-fashioned and mean person, let alone a person who shy away from medical treatment. problem, it must be treated early.
Especially psychologically.
Many soldiers who perform special tasks ignore psychological problems during the execution of the task, and if they don't investigate for a while, it will lead to irreversible consequences.
Zhou Weilian still remembers when he first joined the army.
At that time, his captain, the man with a dimple on the left side of his face when he smiled... the old man who has been fighting for most of his life, just when he was about to retire from the army, made an irreparable mistake, and this Mistakes... were clearly avoidable, but he let them go and kept making mistakes, and finally...became a typical negative teaching material.
At that time, Zhou Weilian was still a recruit, without the halo of his grandfather Zhou Muhong, he was just a recruit who didn't understand anything, and the team leader in charge of them was a legendary good man, which was why Zhou Weilian was very happy at that time One thing that happened to him--everyone knows that when recruits join the army, it is common for them to be bullied, and he was also beating his heart.
But who knew that in the second year, in the case of people smuggling at the border, the team leader was fascinated by the snake head he caught with his own hands-the snake head said she was the goddaughter of the real snake head. With life experience and women's tears, the team leader gradually transitioned from disbelief to sympathy, and then love.
But love blinds.
What's more, it was a love trap that was originally designed.
The woman appeared and disappeared from time to time, tormenting their team leader for more than a year, and finally made him completely betrayed. During this period, there were countless opportunities to see the true face of this woman—unfortunately, the team leader had to do it by himself To solve the problem, he didn't feel that he had PTSD at all, and he didn't believe that he had transferred the special sympathy he had for his sister who had been trafficked to this female smuggler.
When the team leader was arrested and sentencing, Zhou Weilian realized that he himself was suffering from PTSD—post-traumatic stress disorder.
For this reason, Zhou Weilian also intervened in his mind for several months. During this period, he switched to a clerical job, studied many cases, compared his previous cases, and even specialized in forensic science—he was completely cured. Afterwards, he returned to the army again, taking over his previous position as the squad leader, struggling all the way to get his current official title.
So for Ji Feng now, the most scientific understanding is that Ji Feng lost his memory very suddenly, and he has no relatives and friends around him, which caused him to become psychotic. If he is properly guided and psychologically intervened, Zhou Weilian thinks it should not be a big problem.
But how did Ji Feng know what Zhou Weilian was thinking? He sat down seriously opposite Zhou Weilian, stared at Zhou Weilian with his eyes mobilizing genetic factors, and said: "I don't know how long my pregnancy cycle is, it's about three months to four months... But, I'm not telling you this because I want to tell you, but because I want to exchange information with you, understand?"
Exchanging information is a common trick among spies.
In many cases, the spies of the opposite party will communicate with each other, just to complete the task-of course, this kind of espionage is not very important, so this happens, and some information is even disseminated by the state, intended to bluff , while the monsoon
Saying this made Zhou Weilian stunned.
Zhou Weilian is a special soldier.
Some of the special forces will have espionage missions, so they naturally know the special term of exchanging information.
Could it be that Monsoon was a spy before amnesia? !
Zhou Weilian stared at Ji Feng with wide eyes, and doubts began to form in his mind—even if he believed that Ji Feng was his wife, if she was an enemy spy, Zhou Weilian wouldn't just ignore everything so easily. At least... Take him for an examination. If it is confirmed that he has amnesia, there may still be development. If not... As long as Ji Feng is willing to turn to the light, he will still pursue him persistently, but...
Zhou Weilian's heart ached at the thought that Ji Feng might have come to sabotage with a mission.
But after thinking about it again, Zhou Weilian wanted to bury himself after being beaten to the point of paralysis—even if Ji Feng was a spy, shouldn't he go to a higher-end place?Staying in the barbecue restaurant... Is he going to conquer the heavens with food?
During these seven or eight minutes, Zhou Weilian kept talking to himself in his head, completely oblivious to Ji Feng's shiny golden eyes scanning his expression.
As the saying goes, the eyes are the windows of the soul—the same reasoning can be proved, and the expression is the reflection of the mind. Ji Feng has been carefully observing Zhou Weilian's expression in order to know his thoughts, but judging from his expression now, it is obviously not Take his word for it.
Ji Feng also knows that it is indeed a bit difficult to understand that a man can also have cubs. Not to mention that Zhou Weilian doesn't believe it, even he, a future man from 2180, doesn't believe it either, but so what if he doesn't believe it, this boy It's already in your stomach, it's an established fact, how can there be falsehood?
So Ji Feng had no choice but to lift off the quilt, grabbed Zhou Weilian's arm, and said to him seriously: "Didn't you say there is a pregnancy test stick? Let's go buy one and try it out. If it is true, you have to get rid of Xu Zhiyuan's matter." Tell me exactly."
Normally, Zhou Weilian would definitely not agree to Ji Feng's proposal, but... Zhou Weilian, who has studied psychology, nodded in agreement with Ji Feng's proposal.
In Zhou Weilian's thinking, Ji Feng must be talking nonsense about the pregnancy, but in fact Ji Feng just wanted to know about Xu Zhiyuan, maybe because of Xu Zhichao, or because of the "Men in Black 4" outside just now, The current situation of Ji Feng is not optimistic, he really has to go along a little bit, this is not a big problem.
He thought so, so naturally he did so.
It was very late, and there were not many pharmacies open in the middle of the night. The two of them ran a long way outside before finding a night window.
Ji Feng didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly felt embarrassed, pushed Zhou Weilian to the window, blushed and said to him, "You...you buy it, I'll wait."
Because Zhou Weilian had preconceived that Ji Feng was lying, so when he saw Ji Feng behaved like this, he thought he was right, so he took out a hundred yuan bill and gave it to the drug seller. Pregnancy stick, also bought a tube of ointment for skin care and a box of ketone.
After getting the things in his hand, when he returned to the store, Ji Feng squeezed out two ticks of urine in front of Zhou Weilian... The process of dizziness is really simple, clear and effective.
Zhou Weilian stared at the pregnancy test stick from nothing to two red bars... It only took 40 seconds, just 40 seconds!
In 40 seconds, a miracle was witnessed.
Now, it couldn't be more appropriate to describe Captain Zhou as dumbfounded.
Ji Feng shook the test strip and threw it into the trash can without saying anything.
Time, like pressing the pause button on Zhou Weilian, he was stunned, stunned, and didn't respond stupidly, just stood there dumbfounded, staring at one place without even moving his eyes— —Monsoon is actually pregnant? !
What a big... good news!
"No... no, this is true...really?!" Finally, Zhou Weilian, who realized that this is good news, broke out of the pause state, "It is true—really! Then...that...you ...Is it really...really pregnant—yes, it's really broken!"
"Yes," Ji Feng glanced at him calmly, "If you pick me up and spin me around, I'll beat you up."
"Uh..." Zhou Weilian really planned to do this, but since Ji Feng said it in advance, he was stunned again, and after five seconds, he was considered to be out of the pause state again, "That... it's still true Gotta check up... you know you... I mean, I mean even if you're an alien, you need better care when you're pregnant, and your diet, your movements, and... How it was born, where it came from...you have to pay attention to it, right?"
"You will be treated as a monster, you are so stupid!" Ji Feng scolded him mercilessly.
"No! I...I can find you my own doctor, he will definitely keep it secret, and...how about you try it again tomorrow morning? I always feel that this matter is a bit daring... ..."
"What are you so brave about? The baby is mine, not yours... I just caught up with the estrus period, I don't know which bastard I slept with and gave birth to such a baby, why are you so excited?" Ji Feng Pushing away Zhou Weilian who was coming closer, "Besides, I have already told you such a big secret, you have to tell me Xu Zhiyuan's secret - I won't tell Brother Zhichao, but if I know... just for the sake of I have an idea in my heart, so that when he leaves in the future, Brother Zhichao will be so depressed that he sighs every day."
I have to say that Monsoon's proposal is really good.
But Zhou Weilian was afraid that after Ji Feng found out, he would be implicated again in this matter. Originally, the less people know about this kind of thing, the better. Just like the fact that a few men in black came to the backyard today, it is definitely not casual Here are just a few thugs in black suits, ordinary thugs, dressed casually, and the fists they punch are not so hard, even if they hold a knife in their hands, they can be chopped without stabbing— —And those few people were different, they were obviously trained professionally, and even... Zhou Weilian found guns under their armpits.
Although Ji Feng said that he was an alien, he also said how powerful he was-even pregnant.
But to Zhou Weilian, doesn't this mean that Ji Feng needs to be protected?
How could he throw Monsoon into danger?This does not meet the definition of a good man in China.
"Looking at your expression, you don't intend to tell me, right?" Ji Feng narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, looking full of danger, "Did I say that I'm an alien?"
Zhou Weilian nodded.
"Aliens are always different from you. I have a relatively short period of giving birth, so I have a pregnancy reaction when I am pregnant-but I am different from you, understand?"
Zhou Weilian nodded again.
"That is to say, if I want to hit you now, I will do it directly—" Sure enough, a slap was placed on Zhou Weilian's face, and immediately "the foot of Wuzhi Mountain was red", and he continued, "We have reached If you don’t abide by the agreement, I’ll drive you and Xu Zhiyuan out—or else I’ll eat you, how about it? Do you have any objections?”
===========================
The author has something to say: Howling Mud!
Nest is the man of the manuscript box again!
Recently, the nest is always fed in the middle of the night, and I am a little tired... I hope Zhuyin can cure the late stage of procrastination... Well, the patient with late stage procrastination!so horrible!
"You are a male."
Monsoon nodded to show that he understood.
"Women can get pregnant."
Ji Feng nodded again, showing that he really understood.
"A man can't get pregnant."
Ji Feng nodded again, expressing that he really understands this very well.
Zhou Weilian was so angry by Ji Feng's actions that he laughed. He didn't know whether he should take Ji Feng to see a psychiatrist, or take him to school to correct his thinking.Both seem to fit the monsoon quite well.
Originally, Zhou Weilian was not an old-fashioned and mean person, let alone a person who shy away from medical treatment. problem, it must be treated early.
Especially psychologically.
Many soldiers who perform special tasks ignore psychological problems during the execution of the task, and if they don't investigate for a while, it will lead to irreversible consequences.
Zhou Weilian still remembers when he first joined the army.
At that time, his captain, the man with a dimple on the left side of his face when he smiled... the old man who has been fighting for most of his life, just when he was about to retire from the army, made an irreparable mistake, and this Mistakes... were clearly avoidable, but he let them go and kept making mistakes, and finally...became a typical negative teaching material.
At that time, Zhou Weilian was still a recruit, without the halo of his grandfather Zhou Muhong, he was just a recruit who didn't understand anything, and the team leader in charge of them was a legendary good man, which was why Zhou Weilian was very happy at that time One thing that happened to him--everyone knows that when recruits join the army, it is common for them to be bullied, and he was also beating his heart.
But who knew that in the second year, in the case of people smuggling at the border, the team leader was fascinated by the snake head he caught with his own hands-the snake head said she was the goddaughter of the real snake head. With life experience and women's tears, the team leader gradually transitioned from disbelief to sympathy, and then love.
But love blinds.
What's more, it was a love trap that was originally designed.
The woman appeared and disappeared from time to time, tormenting their team leader for more than a year, and finally made him completely betrayed. During this period, there were countless opportunities to see the true face of this woman—unfortunately, the team leader had to do it by himself To solve the problem, he didn't feel that he had PTSD at all, and he didn't believe that he had transferred the special sympathy he had for his sister who had been trafficked to this female smuggler.
When the team leader was arrested and sentencing, Zhou Weilian realized that he himself was suffering from PTSD—post-traumatic stress disorder.
For this reason, Zhou Weilian also intervened in his mind for several months. During this period, he switched to a clerical job, studied many cases, compared his previous cases, and even specialized in forensic science—he was completely cured. Afterwards, he returned to the army again, taking over his previous position as the squad leader, struggling all the way to get his current official title.
So for Ji Feng now, the most scientific understanding is that Ji Feng lost his memory very suddenly, and he has no relatives and friends around him, which caused him to become psychotic. If he is properly guided and psychologically intervened, Zhou Weilian thinks it should not be a big problem.
But how did Ji Feng know what Zhou Weilian was thinking? He sat down seriously opposite Zhou Weilian, stared at Zhou Weilian with his eyes mobilizing genetic factors, and said: "I don't know how long my pregnancy cycle is, it's about three months to four months... But, I'm not telling you this because I want to tell you, but because I want to exchange information with you, understand?"
Exchanging information is a common trick among spies.
In many cases, the spies of the opposite party will communicate with each other, just to complete the task-of course, this kind of espionage is not very important, so this happens, and some information is even disseminated by the state, intended to bluff , while the monsoon
Saying this made Zhou Weilian stunned.
Zhou Weilian is a special soldier.
Some of the special forces will have espionage missions, so they naturally know the special term of exchanging information.
Could it be that Monsoon was a spy before amnesia? !
Zhou Weilian stared at Ji Feng with wide eyes, and doubts began to form in his mind—even if he believed that Ji Feng was his wife, if she was an enemy spy, Zhou Weilian wouldn't just ignore everything so easily. At least... Take him for an examination. If it is confirmed that he has amnesia, there may still be development. If not... As long as Ji Feng is willing to turn to the light, he will still pursue him persistently, but...
Zhou Weilian's heart ached at the thought that Ji Feng might have come to sabotage with a mission.
But after thinking about it again, Zhou Weilian wanted to bury himself after being beaten to the point of paralysis—even if Ji Feng was a spy, shouldn't he go to a higher-end place?Staying in the barbecue restaurant... Is he going to conquer the heavens with food?
During these seven or eight minutes, Zhou Weilian kept talking to himself in his head, completely oblivious to Ji Feng's shiny golden eyes scanning his expression.
As the saying goes, the eyes are the windows of the soul—the same reasoning can be proved, and the expression is the reflection of the mind. Ji Feng has been carefully observing Zhou Weilian's expression in order to know his thoughts, but judging from his expression now, it is obviously not Take his word for it.
Ji Feng also knows that it is indeed a bit difficult to understand that a man can also have cubs. Not to mention that Zhou Weilian doesn't believe it, even he, a future man from 2180, doesn't believe it either, but so what if he doesn't believe it, this boy It's already in your stomach, it's an established fact, how can there be falsehood?
So Ji Feng had no choice but to lift off the quilt, grabbed Zhou Weilian's arm, and said to him seriously: "Didn't you say there is a pregnancy test stick? Let's go buy one and try it out. If it is true, you have to get rid of Xu Zhiyuan's matter." Tell me exactly."
Normally, Zhou Weilian would definitely not agree to Ji Feng's proposal, but... Zhou Weilian, who has studied psychology, nodded in agreement with Ji Feng's proposal.
In Zhou Weilian's thinking, Ji Feng must be talking nonsense about the pregnancy, but in fact Ji Feng just wanted to know about Xu Zhiyuan, maybe because of Xu Zhichao, or because of the "Men in Black 4" outside just now, The current situation of Ji Feng is not optimistic, he really has to go along a little bit, this is not a big problem.
He thought so, so naturally he did so.
It was very late, and there were not many pharmacies open in the middle of the night. The two of them ran a long way outside before finding a night window.
Ji Feng didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly felt embarrassed, pushed Zhou Weilian to the window, blushed and said to him, "You...you buy it, I'll wait."
Because Zhou Weilian had preconceived that Ji Feng was lying, so when he saw Ji Feng behaved like this, he thought he was right, so he took out a hundred yuan bill and gave it to the drug seller. Pregnancy stick, also bought a tube of ointment for skin care and a box of ketone.
After getting the things in his hand, when he returned to the store, Ji Feng squeezed out two ticks of urine in front of Zhou Weilian... The process of dizziness is really simple, clear and effective.
Zhou Weilian stared at the pregnancy test stick from nothing to two red bars... It only took 40 seconds, just 40 seconds!
In 40 seconds, a miracle was witnessed.
Now, it couldn't be more appropriate to describe Captain Zhou as dumbfounded.
Ji Feng shook the test strip and threw it into the trash can without saying anything.
Time, like pressing the pause button on Zhou Weilian, he was stunned, stunned, and didn't respond stupidly, just stood there dumbfounded, staring at one place without even moving his eyes— —Monsoon is actually pregnant? !
What a big... good news!
"No... no, this is true...really?!" Finally, Zhou Weilian, who realized that this is good news, broke out of the pause state, "It is true—really! Then...that...you ...Is it really...really pregnant—yes, it's really broken!"
"Yes," Ji Feng glanced at him calmly, "If you pick me up and spin me around, I'll beat you up."
"Uh..." Zhou Weilian really planned to do this, but since Ji Feng said it in advance, he was stunned again, and after five seconds, he was considered to be out of the pause state again, "That... it's still true Gotta check up... you know you... I mean, I mean even if you're an alien, you need better care when you're pregnant, and your diet, your movements, and... How it was born, where it came from...you have to pay attention to it, right?"
"You will be treated as a monster, you are so stupid!" Ji Feng scolded him mercilessly.
"No! I...I can find you my own doctor, he will definitely keep it secret, and...how about you try it again tomorrow morning? I always feel that this matter is a bit daring... ..."
"What are you so brave about? The baby is mine, not yours... I just caught up with the estrus period, I don't know which bastard I slept with and gave birth to such a baby, why are you so excited?" Ji Feng Pushing away Zhou Weilian who was coming closer, "Besides, I have already told you such a big secret, you have to tell me Xu Zhiyuan's secret - I won't tell Brother Zhichao, but if I know... just for the sake of I have an idea in my heart, so that when he leaves in the future, Brother Zhichao will be so depressed that he sighs every day."
I have to say that Monsoon's proposal is really good.
But Zhou Weilian was afraid that after Ji Feng found out, he would be implicated again in this matter. Originally, the less people know about this kind of thing, the better. Just like the fact that a few men in black came to the backyard today, it is definitely not casual Here are just a few thugs in black suits, ordinary thugs, dressed casually, and the fists they punch are not so hard, even if they hold a knife in their hands, they can be chopped without stabbing— —And those few people were different, they were obviously trained professionally, and even... Zhou Weilian found guns under their armpits.
Although Ji Feng said that he was an alien, he also said how powerful he was-even pregnant.
But to Zhou Weilian, doesn't this mean that Ji Feng needs to be protected?
How could he throw Monsoon into danger?This does not meet the definition of a good man in China.
"Looking at your expression, you don't intend to tell me, right?" Ji Feng narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, looking full of danger, "Did I say that I'm an alien?"
Zhou Weilian nodded.
"Aliens are always different from you. I have a relatively short period of giving birth, so I have a pregnancy reaction when I am pregnant-but I am different from you, understand?"
Zhou Weilian nodded again.
"That is to say, if I want to hit you now, I will do it directly—" Sure enough, a slap was placed on Zhou Weilian's face, and immediately "the foot of Wuzhi Mountain was red", and he continued, "We have reached If you don’t abide by the agreement, I’ll drive you and Xu Zhiyuan out—or else I’ll eat you, how about it? Do you have any objections?”
===========================
The author has something to say: Howling Mud!
Nest is the man of the manuscript box again!
Recently, the nest is always fed in the middle of the night, and I am a little tired... I hope Zhuyin can cure the late stage of procrastination... Well, the patient with late stage procrastination!so horrible!
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