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105. Name is a big deal
One hundred and five, the name is a big deal
Giving the children names, this is something Ji Feng never thought about. He originally thought that the name... In the future, when the children grow up, they can choose it by themselves. Now there is nothing wrong with being a big boy or a young boy, but, The old man looked at him with expectant eyes... What is this?
Ji Feng looked at Zhou Weilian in embarrassment, Zhou Weilian quickly stretched out his moving hand and grabbed him to his side: "Grandpa, you scared Ji Feng."
Mr. Zhou blushed when he choked on his grandson's words.He scratched his face, as if scratching an itch, but in fact he broke the hand that was about to hit his grandson into a face-scratching motion: "You son of a bitch, forget about it when you have a wife!" It's your grandfather!"
"I don't." Zhou Weilian refuted his grandfather very seriously, "Grandpa, I am a good grandson who respects and loves you."
Mr. Zhou nodded, trying to show a gratified expression, but... His facial muscles still betrayed him.
"He doesn't believe it." Ji Feng raised his eyebrows and said to Zhou Weilian.
"No, no, no! I believe it, I believe it better than anyone else!" Mr. Zhou said hastily, "Now, please name our two great-grandchildren?"
In the final analysis, the old man still wants to snatch the naming right.
This grandson belongs to the granddaughter-in-law, but the great-grandson belongs to him!Although he is old, he is also strong and strong, so it is not a problem to take care of a child, not to mention the guards and the nanny, they can help him take care of the child!
At the thought of his great-grandson wrapping around his knees, Mr. Zhou felt giddy: "Think about it, what's the name?"
Choosing a name is definitely a technical task.
Because Ji Feng didn't intend to name the children at first, he couldn't think of any good names, especially those Chinese characters... Actually, if he really had to choose a name, it would probably be similar to his previous number, for example If you are born in any year, just come with a birthday, add a letter, match it with gender, and come up with a string.
But who can use strings as names?
Therefore, Ji Feng had no choice but to stare blankly at Zhou Weilian, beckoning him with his eyes, asking him to choose a suitable name for the children.
Zhou Weilian was also in a daze.He had thought of countless names for the two children, but it was extremely difficult for him to choose two at once - it seemed that many words were too good, and he really couldn't choose.
"Let's do this! You two think about it first? Shall I go find a dictionary?" Mr. Zhou immediately ordered the guards to buy a dictionary and came back. "Dictionaries are good things. If not, let's draw lots!"
When Ji Feng heard about the lottery, he agreed very much.
It's just that Xu Zhiyuan suddenly asked the most difficult question at this time: "What's the last name of those two children?"
"What?" Ji Feng didn't understand.
"What's your surname, Zhou Weilian's surname is Zhou, your surname is Ji, what's the surname of the two children? Usually they follow their father's surname, then..." Xu Zhichao has a good relationship with Ji Feng after all, so he is quite partial to Ji Feng, "Aren't you all male?" What, whose surname do these two children have with the two of you?"
"Of course it's our Zhou family!" The old man gave Xu Zhiyuan a dissatisfied look, "My grandson is their father!"
"Then Ji Feng suffered for nothing?" Xu Zhiyuan unconditionally favored his younger brother, "Besides, didn't you say that your family doesn't want this child?"
"Who said that? Rumors! Hongguoguo's rumors!" The old man yelled angrily, "This is my great-grandson, the great-grandson of our Zhou family! How could he not? Who dares to say that our Zhou family doesn't want a great-grandson? My old man Back then, he was a hero who went to heaven and earth to beat devils with a big sword! Let me tell you, whoever spreads rumors that I don’t want to kiss my great-grandson, I will come back——I...I’ll get a big sword! I..." This anger, The old man really raised his foot and made a shape of holding a big knife. That's a standard, and it's a standard——
"Ouch!" After the standard movement, what followed was to twist the waist.
The old man supported his old waist and moaned: "Humph... It's been a long time since I haven't practiced, so it's still a bit strenuous? But it doesn't matter, this is the result of my lower back yesterday... Well, I lowered my waist... I still I can split my fork..."
The guard supported him, expressing his helplessness towards the old man's face-saving remarks with his expression.
"Let me tell you... I can really do splits..." The old man groaned, and found a soft chair to sit down, "This kid belongs to my Zhou family, of course it's my Zhou family's surname—didn't run away !"
"Grandpa!" Zhou Weilian was very dissatisfied with the old man's words at this time, "The child belongs to me and Ji Feng, of course we have to ask Ji Feng's opinion, you can't say whoever you have the surname with, let alone whose surname is not my son?"
"You bastard, you know what you know!" The old man raised his head and scolded him, but he stretched his waist again, so he could only rub his waist, but he didn't ask the guards to find a doctor, for fear that the doctor would come, and his great-grandson's The surname follows Ji Feng, "The seed of our Zhou family has to be surnamed Zhou!"
"Human Jifeng is also a man, so why can't the child take his surname?" Xu Zhichao seemed to be at odds with the old man, "Your old Zhou family can't force people's children, right?"
"What is robbery! That's my grandson's son!"
"That's Ji Feng's son too!"
"My grandson is their father!"
"Monsoon can't be called their mother either!"
"Sowed by my grandson!"
"Human Monsoon's baby is still alive!"
"Children are not allowed to have the last name of Sow Seed!"
"It's always been the surname of the child and the person who raised him!"
"My grandson is raised!"
"No! It's Ji Feng who is raising your grandson these days! Your grandson is the nanny!" Xu Zhichao really has the ability to make the old man dizzy. of.
It's no wonder Xu Zhichao is so angry, that's what happened, isn't it?
Zhou Weilian was fine, he only heard that the old man didn't recognize the two children before, saying that the two children were too young and kept calling them monsters, so how could Xu Zhichao follow the old man's heart so easily?Ji Feng was picked up by him, even if Ji Feng doesn't care about it, he still cares about it!
Thus, such an unnutritious conversation arose.
But... such a conversation completely dissipated under Ji Feng's words: "Isn't it enough for each person to be alone? One surnamed Ji and one surnamed Zhou?"
When he said this, the old man turned his head and looked at him in embarrassment, his eyes widened, and almost all the wrinkles in the corners of his eyes disappeared.
Zhou Weilian also turned to look at him, the expression on his face was called surprise.
And Xu Zhichao stared at him with hatred.
Just like that, after being saluted by everyone for half a minute, Mr. Zhou slapped his thigh: "Ah! That's it! One child's surname is Zhou, and the other's surname is Ji, so it's decided! Both of them It's a sweetheart, so what's the name... How about choosing a nickname first? My hometown has nicknames, and the children's nicknames are good, and nicknames are easy to support!" He rubbed his waist and fell into a state of excitement, "This When the two babies were born, they were very small, so they had to have a nickname... What's the name... What's good..."
"Ji Feng, don't let him take a nickname, it's either dog leftover or dog egg, it's definitely not a good name!" Xu Zhichao poured another bucket of cold water.
"What do you understand? This cheap name is easy to support, do you understand!" The old man quit again, "Also, I don't think the name of the leftover dog is very good, it is better to 'stop' and 'longevity'."
This is called "stopping", which means that after the child is born, he must stand, be able to stay, and be able to survive.
And it is called "Longevity", basically everyone knows what it means.
After all, the old man was really worried that something would happen to the two children in the future, so he insisted on using such a local name as his baby name.
This matter... even Zhou Weilian couldn't stand it anymore.
"Grandpa, I've already thought about their nicknames. One is called Xiaomao and the other is called Xiaoli. It's also very good to borrow a little spirit from cats and raccoons. It's better than 'stop' Ah, 'retain', isn't it strong!" Zhou Weilian said.
"Who told you that this sounds better than standing still?" The old man was unmoved, "Stop standing still, not because they are afraid of the two of them..."
"But I think little cat and little raccoon are pretty good too!" Ji Feng was quite happy, "Little tiger is pretty good too, and so is little lion... I will keep this name in the future... well, or I will have a few more, anyway, the names are all good." Can be used!"
Say life is life? !
The face of Mr. Zhou was instantly filled with joy. Since the grandson's daughter-in-law said so, why should he worry so much: "Since Ji Feng likes it, then it's settled. It's just the kitten and the little raccoon. It's just these two. In the future Let’s call him Xiaohu and Xiaoshi again, okay?” He asked the last sentence of the two children lying in the crib, but the two children ignored him at all—the kitten and the little raccoon were strangling each other vigorously. Woolen cloth.
Seeing the two children pinching so vigorously, the old man also felt quite horrified. He wanted to raise his hand to separate them, but because of his weak waist, he had no choice but to wink with the guards.
As soon as the guard went up to separate the two children, Ji Feng raised his hand and threw the apple core in his hand. With a slap, he hit the guard's hand and beat his hand hard. He was killed without even touching the two children. opened.
"You are not allowed to take care of this." Ji Feng snorted and spoke very seriously.
"The two of them are fighting..." the old man said.
"That's their business, does it have anything to do with any of you?" Ji Feng said coldly, "They must establish their status through this kind of fighting. This is a natural choice. What's the matter with you helping? It can only make them lose the chance of natural selection, understand?"
"What?"
"Oh! Grandpa, there are some things that are better if you don't know them.
It would be better to say that he didn't understand, but... Mr. Zhou still smelled something unusual.
But in any case, the name is still a key issue.When the guard who went to buy a dictionary came back, finally, several people in this room began to choose names—surnames are easy to handle. For this name, they can only look through the dictionary with their eyes closed like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse. .
"This word, this word is good!" The old man pointed to the word "Jade", smiling until his face blossomed.
"What's so good! Nine of these ten people are like this!" Zhou Weilian directly denied his grandfather.
Giving the children names, this is something Ji Feng never thought about. He originally thought that the name... In the future, when the children grow up, they can choose it by themselves. Now there is nothing wrong with being a big boy or a young boy, but, The old man looked at him with expectant eyes... What is this?
Ji Feng looked at Zhou Weilian in embarrassment, Zhou Weilian quickly stretched out his moving hand and grabbed him to his side: "Grandpa, you scared Ji Feng."
Mr. Zhou blushed when he choked on his grandson's words.He scratched his face, as if scratching an itch, but in fact he broke the hand that was about to hit his grandson into a face-scratching motion: "You son of a bitch, forget about it when you have a wife!" It's your grandfather!"
"I don't." Zhou Weilian refuted his grandfather very seriously, "Grandpa, I am a good grandson who respects and loves you."
Mr. Zhou nodded, trying to show a gratified expression, but... His facial muscles still betrayed him.
"He doesn't believe it." Ji Feng raised his eyebrows and said to Zhou Weilian.
"No, no, no! I believe it, I believe it better than anyone else!" Mr. Zhou said hastily, "Now, please name our two great-grandchildren?"
In the final analysis, the old man still wants to snatch the naming right.
This grandson belongs to the granddaughter-in-law, but the great-grandson belongs to him!Although he is old, he is also strong and strong, so it is not a problem to take care of a child, not to mention the guards and the nanny, they can help him take care of the child!
At the thought of his great-grandson wrapping around his knees, Mr. Zhou felt giddy: "Think about it, what's the name?"
Choosing a name is definitely a technical task.
Because Ji Feng didn't intend to name the children at first, he couldn't think of any good names, especially those Chinese characters... Actually, if he really had to choose a name, it would probably be similar to his previous number, for example If you are born in any year, just come with a birthday, add a letter, match it with gender, and come up with a string.
But who can use strings as names?
Therefore, Ji Feng had no choice but to stare blankly at Zhou Weilian, beckoning him with his eyes, asking him to choose a suitable name for the children.
Zhou Weilian was also in a daze.He had thought of countless names for the two children, but it was extremely difficult for him to choose two at once - it seemed that many words were too good, and he really couldn't choose.
"Let's do this! You two think about it first? Shall I go find a dictionary?" Mr. Zhou immediately ordered the guards to buy a dictionary and came back. "Dictionaries are good things. If not, let's draw lots!"
When Ji Feng heard about the lottery, he agreed very much.
It's just that Xu Zhiyuan suddenly asked the most difficult question at this time: "What's the last name of those two children?"
"What?" Ji Feng didn't understand.
"What's your surname, Zhou Weilian's surname is Zhou, your surname is Ji, what's the surname of the two children? Usually they follow their father's surname, then..." Xu Zhichao has a good relationship with Ji Feng after all, so he is quite partial to Ji Feng, "Aren't you all male?" What, whose surname do these two children have with the two of you?"
"Of course it's our Zhou family!" The old man gave Xu Zhiyuan a dissatisfied look, "My grandson is their father!"
"Then Ji Feng suffered for nothing?" Xu Zhiyuan unconditionally favored his younger brother, "Besides, didn't you say that your family doesn't want this child?"
"Who said that? Rumors! Hongguoguo's rumors!" The old man yelled angrily, "This is my great-grandson, the great-grandson of our Zhou family! How could he not? Who dares to say that our Zhou family doesn't want a great-grandson? My old man Back then, he was a hero who went to heaven and earth to beat devils with a big sword! Let me tell you, whoever spreads rumors that I don’t want to kiss my great-grandson, I will come back——I...I’ll get a big sword! I..." This anger, The old man really raised his foot and made a shape of holding a big knife. That's a standard, and it's a standard——
"Ouch!" After the standard movement, what followed was to twist the waist.
The old man supported his old waist and moaned: "Humph... It's been a long time since I haven't practiced, so it's still a bit strenuous? But it doesn't matter, this is the result of my lower back yesterday... Well, I lowered my waist... I still I can split my fork..."
The guard supported him, expressing his helplessness towards the old man's face-saving remarks with his expression.
"Let me tell you... I can really do splits..." The old man groaned, and found a soft chair to sit down, "This kid belongs to my Zhou family, of course it's my Zhou family's surname—didn't run away !"
"Grandpa!" Zhou Weilian was very dissatisfied with the old man's words at this time, "The child belongs to me and Ji Feng, of course we have to ask Ji Feng's opinion, you can't say whoever you have the surname with, let alone whose surname is not my son?"
"You bastard, you know what you know!" The old man raised his head and scolded him, but he stretched his waist again, so he could only rub his waist, but he didn't ask the guards to find a doctor, for fear that the doctor would come, and his great-grandson's The surname follows Ji Feng, "The seed of our Zhou family has to be surnamed Zhou!"
"Human Jifeng is also a man, so why can't the child take his surname?" Xu Zhichao seemed to be at odds with the old man, "Your old Zhou family can't force people's children, right?"
"What is robbery! That's my grandson's son!"
"That's Ji Feng's son too!"
"My grandson is their father!"
"Monsoon can't be called their mother either!"
"Sowed by my grandson!"
"Human Monsoon's baby is still alive!"
"Children are not allowed to have the last name of Sow Seed!"
"It's always been the surname of the child and the person who raised him!"
"My grandson is raised!"
"No! It's Ji Feng who is raising your grandson these days! Your grandson is the nanny!" Xu Zhichao really has the ability to make the old man dizzy. of.
It's no wonder Xu Zhichao is so angry, that's what happened, isn't it?
Zhou Weilian was fine, he only heard that the old man didn't recognize the two children before, saying that the two children were too young and kept calling them monsters, so how could Xu Zhichao follow the old man's heart so easily?Ji Feng was picked up by him, even if Ji Feng doesn't care about it, he still cares about it!
Thus, such an unnutritious conversation arose.
But... such a conversation completely dissipated under Ji Feng's words: "Isn't it enough for each person to be alone? One surnamed Ji and one surnamed Zhou?"
When he said this, the old man turned his head and looked at him in embarrassment, his eyes widened, and almost all the wrinkles in the corners of his eyes disappeared.
Zhou Weilian also turned to look at him, the expression on his face was called surprise.
And Xu Zhichao stared at him with hatred.
Just like that, after being saluted by everyone for half a minute, Mr. Zhou slapped his thigh: "Ah! That's it! One child's surname is Zhou, and the other's surname is Ji, so it's decided! Both of them It's a sweetheart, so what's the name... How about choosing a nickname first? My hometown has nicknames, and the children's nicknames are good, and nicknames are easy to support!" He rubbed his waist and fell into a state of excitement, "This When the two babies were born, they were very small, so they had to have a nickname... What's the name... What's good..."
"Ji Feng, don't let him take a nickname, it's either dog leftover or dog egg, it's definitely not a good name!" Xu Zhichao poured another bucket of cold water.
"What do you understand? This cheap name is easy to support, do you understand!" The old man quit again, "Also, I don't think the name of the leftover dog is very good, it is better to 'stop' and 'longevity'."
This is called "stopping", which means that after the child is born, he must stand, be able to stay, and be able to survive.
And it is called "Longevity", basically everyone knows what it means.
After all, the old man was really worried that something would happen to the two children in the future, so he insisted on using such a local name as his baby name.
This matter... even Zhou Weilian couldn't stand it anymore.
"Grandpa, I've already thought about their nicknames. One is called Xiaomao and the other is called Xiaoli. It's also very good to borrow a little spirit from cats and raccoons. It's better than 'stop' Ah, 'retain', isn't it strong!" Zhou Weilian said.
"Who told you that this sounds better than standing still?" The old man was unmoved, "Stop standing still, not because they are afraid of the two of them..."
"But I think little cat and little raccoon are pretty good too!" Ji Feng was quite happy, "Little tiger is pretty good too, and so is little lion... I will keep this name in the future... well, or I will have a few more, anyway, the names are all good." Can be used!"
Say life is life? !
The face of Mr. Zhou was instantly filled with joy. Since the grandson's daughter-in-law said so, why should he worry so much: "Since Ji Feng likes it, then it's settled. It's just the kitten and the little raccoon. It's just these two. In the future Let’s call him Xiaohu and Xiaoshi again, okay?” He asked the last sentence of the two children lying in the crib, but the two children ignored him at all—the kitten and the little raccoon were strangling each other vigorously. Woolen cloth.
Seeing the two children pinching so vigorously, the old man also felt quite horrified. He wanted to raise his hand to separate them, but because of his weak waist, he had no choice but to wink with the guards.
As soon as the guard went up to separate the two children, Ji Feng raised his hand and threw the apple core in his hand. With a slap, he hit the guard's hand and beat his hand hard. He was killed without even touching the two children. opened.
"You are not allowed to take care of this." Ji Feng snorted and spoke very seriously.
"The two of them are fighting..." the old man said.
"That's their business, does it have anything to do with any of you?" Ji Feng said coldly, "They must establish their status through this kind of fighting. This is a natural choice. What's the matter with you helping? It can only make them lose the chance of natural selection, understand?"
"What?"
"Oh! Grandpa, there are some things that are better if you don't know them.
It would be better to say that he didn't understand, but... Mr. Zhou still smelled something unusual.
But in any case, the name is still a key issue.When the guard who went to buy a dictionary came back, finally, several people in this room began to choose names—surnames are easy to handle. For this name, they can only look through the dictionary with their eyes closed like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse. .
"This word, this word is good!" The old man pointed to the word "Jade", smiling until his face blossomed.
"What's so good! Nine of these ten people are like this!" Zhou Weilian directly denied his grandfather.
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