Depend on!Pregnant!

The two buddies really played triple jump for a while.

Xiao Fan has good physical fitness. When he was in college, he was good at all kinds of sprint, long jump and relay races. Therefore, he jumped farther than Shu Fei three times in a row, and his footing was stable. He didn't have the "baji" he wanted at all. The scene of falling to the ground with a bang and holding his stomach and yelling "Ouch".

It's really shocking, it's all useless.

Xiao Fan jumped a long way again, and said dejectedly: "This trick doesn't work. Otherwise, let's change it. Let's climb a few flights of stairs, and then sit on the handrail of the stairs and slide down. The momentum is so strong that we can't fall." It's weird when you get down..."

Feeling that there was no sound behind him, Xiao Fan looked back and saw Shu Fei squatting on the ground with a painful expression on his face, he couldn't help being shocked and said: "Hey, it really works. See, yours is going to be lost, right? "

Xiao Fan rushed to Shu Fei's side, held his shoulders and asked him about his problems, and asked him if it hurts, where it hurts, and whether it was a stomachache.

Shu Fei squeezed out a word between his teeth: "It hurts..."

Xiao Fan said: "It's right to be in pain! Oh, I don't feel pain at all, it seems that my physical fitness is too good, I need to get more intense..."

Shu Fei gasped hissingly, and managed to say it easily: "It's not a stomachache, it's a leg pain...it seems to be a twisted tendon..."

The final result is that the stomach is unscathed. Because Shu Fei sits at the office every day and neglects to exercise, and he didn’t do any preparatory actions for the exercise just now, so his muscles are strained and sprained. He can’t even take the bus. Shu Fei took a taxi home, spent 37 yuan in vain, and finally had to carry Shu Fei upstairs.

When he arrived at Shu Fei's rented house, Xiao Fan was so tired that he was out of breath, and finally said: "Forget it, I don't bother to go back, and I have to take a taxi when I go out at this time. You go here and go to the store."

Shu Fei hurriedly said: "That's great, I just haven't seen you like this, let's have a good chat and talk about the mountains."

The problem is that each of them has an extra piece of meat in their stomachs, how can they still be in the mood to talk about the mountains as heartlessly as before, talking about this and that?Xiao Fan is better. He was extremely depressed at first, but now that his best buddy has the same misfortune as himself, he suddenly feels calmer. He is an optimistic character who doesn't like to worry too much, so he didn't say a few words When sleepiness struck, he fell asleep.

Xiao Fan woke up in the middle of the night suffocated by urination, only to find that his good buddy was lying on the bed with his eyes wide open, and he hadn't fallen asleep the whole time.

Xiao Fan wanted to say something to comfort his buddies, but he didn't know what to say, so he hugged Shu Fei's shoulder in silence, and finally said: "Be strong, brother."

Shu Fei's tears flowed out all at once.

Early the next morning, Shu Fei, who was still barely asleep, got up first, went down to buy a basket of steamed stuffed buns and two cups of soy milk, and came back, the two buddies finished their breakfast with a heavy heart, and went downstairs to work together.

When we parted, Xiao Fan put his arms around Shu Fei's shoulders, and said, "Don't worry, I'll get the medicine as soon as possible, and then we'll take it together and let the blood bleed. What should I do in the future? You work in your class, I fix my car, earn money, find a wife, get married and have children, everything will be fine."

Shu Fei arrived at the company listlessly, sat listlessly on his seat, and turned on the computer after a long daze. Ways to concentrate.

As a result, either the data here or the format of the report was incorrect, and the report was reworked countless times in the morning.

Shu Fei ordered himself to concentrate in his heart, but his condition was not good.

After a while, Zhang Miaoling from the personnel department stepped on high-heeled shoes, twisted her waist, slapped a stack of sub-reports on Shu Fei's desk, and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Several formulas on this report are wrong, which hurt me." If the data is made wrong, there will be a big row!"

Shu Fei quickly took the report and took a look, it turned out that the function setting was wrong, he apologized repeatedly, and promised to correct it before noon, Zhang Miaoling walked away with a twist.

Wu Meili at the next table stuck out her tongue secretly at Zhang Miaoling, moved the swivel chair to Shu Fei's table, and said quietly: "Shu Fei, what are you doing for her? It's done, it's her credit, do it." If you make a mistake, it’s all your fault, really! If you don’t wash the dishes, you won’t break the dishes, the more you do, the more mistakes you make, you know that?”

As she spoke, Wu Meili turned the swivel chair back to her own position, pointed to the lazy screen saver on the computer, and said, "Be a human being, be like a lazy sheep, and lie down when you have nothing to do."

Shu Fei shook his head and said: "I can't compare with you, you are covered by Big Big Wolf's boyfriend, of course if you want to be a lazy sheep, you can be a lazy sheep, if you want to be a beautiful sheep, you can be a beautiful sheep."

Wu Meili's boyfriend is the supervisor of another department. He is ten years older than Wu Meili, but he bows to this little girl who just graduated. All colleagues jokingly call her Wu Meili's "Big Big Wolf" boyfriend, saying that Jia Baoyu was born in Mianyu , Wu Meili was born holding a frying pan.

In fact, Shu Fei didn't say a word. The reason why he was so polite and willing to help the eighth wife in the personnel department was that he cherished his current job very much.In Shu Fei's subconscious mind, he was able to enter the company first because of the approval of the HR department. However, if he does not perform well and will be kicked out of the company, the HR department will definitely clean up the mess. In order for that day to never come, Instinctively, Shu Fei was willing to make good friends with the people in the personnel department, even though their eighth wives were still bitter and troublesome.

When it was time for lunch, Shu Fei's ears were full of news about a certain female colleague Huo Moumou who joined the company last year: the female colleague performed very well at the beginning of entering the company, and after half a year she became a full-time employee and then she began to show her true colors. He took advantage of his job to get some small kickbacks, often made long-distance calls during working hours, and even poured Nescafé instant coffee sticks from the company's pantry into his bag when people were not paying attention when he was off work, and was caught on the spot.After all kinds of misdeeds were exposed, her immediate superior and the HR department discussed terminating the labor contract with her, but the female colleague actually revealed that she was pregnant at this time, because the law stipulates that female employees shall not be dismissed or dismissed for any reason during pregnancy and breastfeeding. contract, so the female colleague stayed on smoothly. First, she was pregnant for eight months, then took maternity leave for four months, and breastfeeding for six months. If she hadn't been pregnant at that time, she would have been fired for more than a year now.

All the eight-year-old female colleagues expressed their high opinions one by one: "Who knows if she was really pregnant or a fake pregnancy at that time? Maybe it was an improvised way to find a pregnant friend for fear of being fired. Instead, get the pregnancy test report of one month early pregnancy to deceive the company."

"That's very possible. She used to say that she wanted DINK and kept saying that she didn't want children. So, as soon as she heard that the company was going to let her go, she immediately became pregnant! She really knows how to take advantage of the loopholes in the labor law. !"

Shu Fei listened to these words restlessly, and suddenly his heart moved, thinking: the law protects pregnant female employees, but does it protect pregnant male employees?