Depend on!Pregnant!

About a week later, Shu Fei's back injury healed quickly, and he began to work and serve his colleagues with a smile on his face again. The pain of that night seemed to disappear without a trace.

Even though Shu Fei sometimes feels a dull pain in the chrysanthemum when he thinks about it, the matter is over after all.

Shu Fei never thought about going to the police station to report the case and arrest the rapist. What else can a man do if such a thing happens to him, other than knocking out his front teeth and swallowing it?Talking about it can only be embarrassing, and it may be so embarrassing that you will lose your job.Besides, isn't it just being stabbed in the ass by a man?Well, it can be regarded as suffering, but Shu Fei is not a virgin who relies on a film to win her husband's love and affection. Since the incident has already happened, he has no choice but to think about it, and treat it as if he was beaten by a drunk Well, besides, that man looked as if he was possessed by a ghost that day, maybe he didn't feel well either.Afterwards, the man left 2 yuan in money. Although Shu Fei wanted to throw the 2 yuan in the trash can because he felt insulted at the time, he didn't act rashly in the end. I deposited this booklet in the bank, planning not to use it for the rest of my life.

There is a saying, life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy.How can people stay stuck in the bad things in the past?For Shu Fei, who has never even had a girlfriend, what happened that day was miserable, but no matter how miserable it is, life is still worth living, right?What's more, for a newcomer like Shu Fei who just entered the company, there are layers of work that are suppressed by his superiors, colleagues, and customers every day. Shu Fei himself is also struggling to earn performance, so he is busy every day. Like a spinning top being whipped, I gradually forgot about that incident in the hectic work.

However, that incident was far from simply withdrawing from his life as Shu Fei thought.

About a month later, when Shu Fei took a bath, he found that his body was not normal.Shu Fei's nipples used to be very light pink with two slightly raised dots.Why is the color getting darker now, the areola seems to be bigger, and the two small dots seem to have grown up, protruding straight out, so there is a sense of presence!It's so indecent!

In Shu Fei's office, the central air conditioner is turned on all year round. Male colleagues wear a white shirt, while female colleagues wear short skirts.Shu Fei was so distressed that he had to either wear a dark shirt or hunch his back so as to hide his abnormal chest.However, this is not a long-term solution. I have been criticized several times by the leaders for not having the vigor of young people.In the end, Shu Fei thought of a good way, adding an old-fashioned two-striped vest to the white shirt, and it really felt better, a bit like the effect of women's chest wraps.

It's just that the effect of wearing this is not very good, which made a few talkative female colleagues laugh at him for dressing like an old man at a young age, and wearing that kind of old-fashioned vest under his shirt is too demeanor.Shu Fei is having a hard time saying, if I don't wear that, maybe I wear a bra like you?What the hell is going on here?This can't be the second development of the chest, right?Do I have mastitis?How can men get mastitis?

Shu Fei was working overtime and didn't have time to go to the hospital to see his "suspected mastitis". He was talking about going to the hospital during this Sunday's break, but he ran into his college classmate Wu Mo and love for four years. Liu Yan, a female classmate in [-], became good friends with Qin and Jin, so Shu Fei's plan to go to the hospital fell through. Instead, he took a red envelope of [-] yuan to drink wedding wine.

This time Xiao Fan stopped by Shu Fei's rented house, and the two went to the wedding banquet together.

I haven't seen my classmates and friends in college for more than a month, so meeting is naturally a lot to talk about.Shu Fei first asked about Xiao Fan's situation. It turned out that Xiao Fan hadn't found a suitable job, and couldn't bear the nagging of his host uncle and aunt, so he went to an auto repair shop to work as an auto mechanic. This is a bit of a drop in price, but fortunately, the income is good.

Shu Fei patted Xiao Fan's shoulder and said, "It's okay, there is no distinction between high and low, you do it first, maybe when the big boss in your shop sees it and thinks that you are a smart and hardworking young man, then you can do it." I have called you."

Xiao Fan rolled his eyes and said: "Come on, I'm not you, I'm not as diligent as you, I'm lazy when I have free time, when the big boss sees me, I'm afraid most of me are hiding and sleeping and doing foreign work or something. It’s not bad if I’m not fired, but I’m still promoted!”

As he said that, Xiao Fan began to angrily reprimand an unkind classmate and bridegroom officer who told the two brothers to cut down on food and clothing: "What do you think Wu Mo is in such a hurry? He just graduated, and everyone is extremely nervous. For him to come here all of a sudden, it's just Hong Guoguo's robbery."

Shu Fei said that he couldn't agree more with Xiao Fan's conclusion.

Xiao Fan suddenly smirked and said, "Tell me, could it be that Liu Yan has it in her stomach?"

Shu Fei shook his head and said, "No way? Liu Yan is so cute and beautiful. She has already said that she won't have children before her thirties."

Xiao Fan got more and more clueless, and said, "Just like Liu Yan, who still loves beauty, that flat pancake face looks like a frying pan when he doesn't smile, and Indian flying cake when he smiles. You say Wu Don't be so anxious, where can such a woman not be caught?"

Xiao Fan said angrily again: "I estimate that Wu Mo will get divorced within two years, then remarry, and then accept another gift money from us. His grandma really has a good plan to plot against us poor brothers." !"

Shu Fei disapproved and said, "Liu Yan is not as bad as you said, right? I think Wu Mo's family runs a pancake and fruit shop. Maybe it's because of his love for cakes that he and Liu Yan agreed to spend a lifetime together." consensus."

Xiao Fan gave a sullen "hmm" at first, then thought about what Shu Fei said, and suddenly laughed so hard that he slapped the table, and said, "Your mouth is too bad, isn't it? What's your love for cakes? Why don't you To say that Liu Yan is like a pancake, and Wu Mo is a mouse who loves pancakes is out of instinct, hahaha, this is too cold. I will talk to Wu Mo another day, hahaha."

Shu Fei blinked innocently, not understanding how his kindness to find the most suitable reason for Liu Yan and Wu Mo's marriage turned into evil.

Xiao Fan finally came to a conclusion and said, "Shu Fei, you are really a bastard. It's really rare to see you so happy, kind and harmless."

The wedding banquet scene is a bit far away, in a large farmhouse in the western suburbs of the city, because there are large areas of flowers, trees and grass, it is more romantic and affordable than the hotels in the city, but Xiao Fan and Shu Fei are suffering, and they can only take the kind of travel to the suburbs. It takes more than an hour for the branch line bus to go there.

Shu Fei didn't know what was going on today, but felt that his stomach was churning and it was very uncomfortable.He didn't get motion sickness and wasn't afraid of the smell of gasoline, but today he felt that the smell of gasoline in the car mixed with the sweat of the peasants who carried the burdens on the car, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he looked out the window. "Wow" vomited twice, making Xiao Fan also vomit twice as if affected, and was scolded by the bus driver for a long time.

The two young men arrived at the wedding banquet with pale faces and listless faces.

Many of the guests at the wedding banquet were college alumni or classmates. I didn’t think so in school before. We were all full of excitement after seeing each other for a few months. Of course, the most concerned issue for everyone is whether the treatment in the new unit is good. Well, how likely is it to get promoted, and whether you have a girlfriend and are planning to get married.

After a while, the wedding ceremony began with the sound of passionate marching music. The groom was dressed in a black evening dress, and the bride in a white wedding dress walked slowly from the red carpet on the grass to the guests, holding his arms. direction.

Everyone had smiles on their faces, but whispered below: "I didn't think Liu Yan was fat before, why is she wearing a wedding dress like a bucket, with a thick waist!"

"Wedding dresses are a test of your figure. Is it true that a good figure will show up as soon as you wear a wedding dress?"

"Hey, why are you just thinking that Liu Yan has gained weight? Maybe she married a child, isn't it normal to have a thick waist and a big belly?"

"Really, why didn't we think of it?"

"Try them when the bride and groom come to toast later, and be sure to tell them to be honest!"

So, when Sina Wu Mo and bride Liu Yan came to Shu Fei's table to toast, all the university students booed and asked the bride and groom to tell the truth if they had stolen the forbidden fruit a long time ago. Talking about the crystallization of love and so on, the bride and groom blushed, and everyone around laughed.

Seeing that the bride and groom firmly refused to admit that they had put on buns, the onlookers were very unconvinced, and purposely brought a plate full of cream cakes, and asked the bride to compare cakes with another person.Everyone on the earth knows that pregnant women are most afraid of eating sweet and greasy things, so don't admit it, let the facts speak for themselves!

The bride actually said calmly that she likes to eat cream cakes the most, don't be afraid, the crowd pointed out that Shu Feilai, who loves sweets the most in the class, competed with the bride.

The wedding cake was a high-end "Joshni" cake that cost 2000 yuan at the wedding banquet. For Shu Fei, who likes to eat sweets and cakes, it was a very happy task, so he took the plate with a smile.

The result made the onlookers very depressed. After eating the cake, it was not the bride who was suspected of being pregnant, but Shu Fei, the scout with sharp knives sent by our side!

Shu Fei, who was helped to the bathroom and vomited in the dark, finally stopped, but after a while, Xiao Fan also rushed in, and vomited into the toilet "wow". After vomiting, he said to Shu Fei: "I was infected by you today." Same, you vomit and I vomit too! First I vomited on the bus, and now I vomit again, making it look like I'm pregnant!"

The classmate who helped Shu Fei in was very surprised when he saw this, and said: "Hey, don't tell me, the two of you are really pregnant, right? It was said in the news last time that some wicked doctor made something New medical techniques can make men pregnant too!"

Shu Fei and Xiao Fan looked at each other, and Qi Qi kicked the classmate's ass, cursing: "You are just pregnant, your whole family is pregnant!"