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Father Jing's battle defenses before Mother Jing came

After Xiao Fan and Qiqi moved back home, even though they reconciled, both Xiao Fan and Jing Ruiming felt that there were some things they hadn't talked about, and they didn't get it right, let alone having sex together.Moreover, both of them are very concerned about the reconciliation of the reconciliation, and they are a little cautious in speaking and doing things, each paying attention not to touch the other's bottom line.So, they don't look like a couple, but rather like friends. Even the house still maintains the previous layout. When it's time to go to bed, they say "good night" to each other and then sleep in their own rooms.

Seeing that Jing's father and Jing's mother are coming, the two don't sleep together, so why don't they make the old couple murmur?Originally, the old couple disapproved of their son becoming an outright homosexual, what kind of life would he live with a man, but when they came here and saw that the young couple still shared a room with each other, they felt that they were just a temporary partner. It won't last long, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult to agree.

Thinking about this, Jing Ruiming tried his best, and at the same time, he used his sharp tongue to persuade Xiao Fan to live in the same room with him even if it was a fake Phoenix during the old couple's stay.

Xiao Fan was a little nervous at first. After all, the sex before moving out was really bad. However, I have to say that during this period, Jing Ruiming's performance can only be described in four words: remarkable, Xiao Fan couldn't open his mouth to refuse him.

Besides, Xiao Fan came back to call this time in the name of coaxing Jing's father and Jing's mother to have fun and enjoy the one-week tour in this CD city. What are his parents doing?Whether they are happy or not, they are irrelevant people.

With Xiao Fan's approval, Jing Ruiming started to get busy.

Let me first say that Tong Qiqi gave up the room.

The layout of Jing Ruiming's home is nearly 200 meters long, with three bedrooms and two living rooms with two bathrooms downstairs, and two bedrooms and one living room with a sky garden upstairs.The previous layout was basically based on Kiki, so the largest master bedroom downstairs with a bathroom is Kiki’s bedroom, and the smaller bedrooms without a bathroom on both sides, Xiao Fan and Jing Ruiming each occupy a room. Then, All the rooms upstairs are basically Kiki's, the game room for playing toys, the study room for reading, even in the living room, Kiki's grand piano is also eye-catching.

Jing Ruiming planned to turn Qiqi's big master bedroom into a room shared by Xiao Fan and himself. Qiqi would choose one of Jing Ruiming's or Xiao Fan's original rooms at random, and turn the other into a guest room. Jing Ruiming's parents stayed temporarily when they came.

Qiqi was not happy at first, she pouted and said, "Ah?! Then there is no bathroom in my room! Do I have to go through the living room to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?"

Jing Ruiming said to her quietly: "Look at other children's houses, which one is not the largest room for parents to live in, because there are two adults, of course there should be more space for activities. If your father and daddy live in a room each Room, without a father to watch him, what if he gets unhappy and picks up his bag and leaves?"

Qiqi thought and thought, and finally felt that it was more important to increase the intimacy between daddy and daddy than the comfort of owning the master bedroom with bathroom, so she aggrieved and agreed to change her room out.

As for the two bedrooms and one living room on the upper floor, it has been converted into a very pleasant study and living room. With the rose flower stand and cool bamboo shadows outside the house, there is such a comfortable house in the bustling city as a resting place for a family of three. It's a joy in life.

It wasn't until the day before Jing's father and Jing's mother came that the house was completely tidied up. Jing Ruiming specially asked the cleaning company to clean the inside and outside of the house, and the branches and lawn outside the house were also tidied up. Come on, even the picky mother Jing can't say anything bad.

That night, Jing Ruiming forced Xiao Fan into the renovated big bedroom, saying that he had something important to discuss.

Xiao Fan was a little wary, could it be that this guy had been pretending to be a man with his tail between his legs for so long, and finally couldn't hold back today, and wanted to have a big sex before the old man came?Then he warned in a low voice: "Don't be so energetic."

Jing Ruiming said solemnly, "I really have something important to tell you."

It's not that he doesn't want to be active, it's really a painful experience during this period of time, Jing Ruiming made it clear that in this family, his position as husband and Xiao Fan's wife is unshakable, but he must be willing to be a wife.Besides, Xiao Fan's best friend Shu Fei followed Gao Yuan again, Xiao Fan might secretly compare himself with Gao Yuan in his heart.

As for Gao Yuan, he has to say that "people are more popular than people", he has a big family, he is handsome and young, I won't talk about these things, the key is that he knows at a glance that he is a loyal wife with strict management, and he treats guests that day Jing Ruiming's teeth were a little gritty when he watched Shu Fei's back and forth around Shu Fei's saddle during the meal. He was pretty good at first, but it was not good for him to reflect on him!

So, Jing Ruiming got angry, and after throwing his sleeves away, he actually thought about it when he went home: this, this, the way to get along with a husband and wife, or to develop in the direction of health, harmony, and happiness, and this The bed thing is the same, only "Hello, I, Hello, everyone" can make sustainable development. Look, after the last time I tied my hands and forced it, there was such a big fight. It has been several months now, let alone another one. Come back, even if you hold hands, you don't dare anymore, and you have to choose your words carefully, isn't it just looking for trouble?

Thousands of conclusions can be summed up, one sentence: my wife, I want to coax!

Seeing that Jing Ruiming looked decent, Xiao Fan said, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Jing Ruiming was not in a hurry, he poured a cup of tea for Xiao Fan with a teapot, and said, "Drink tea."

Xiao Fan said: "I have something to say! I'm going to bed soon, what tea should I drink?"

Jing Ruiming said, "Let me tell you something, you have to be mentally prepared."

Xiao Fan's brain short-circuited for a moment, and he blurted out: "Damn it! You don't have some terminal illness, so tell me your last words right now?"

Jing Ruiming's eyebrows twitched, and he said with a wry smile, "Can you stop being so unconstrained? I'm reminding you, when you meet my parents tomorrow, you should pay attention to some points. My dad, don't look at him with a veteran cadre In fact, it’s easy to fool you. Be polite to him, praise him more, talk to him and listen to him, and he will like you. My mother, it’s not so easy to deal with. To be precise, It's quite difficult to deal with. To put it simply, your strength and her strength are quite asymmetrical, and she still has the status of a mother-in-law who can rely on the old to sell the old, so I have to vaccinate you first."

Xiao Fan opened his mouth in an "O" shape, and said, "Isn't it just an old lady? What's so scary? The value of force is so high, does she have three heads and six arms?"

Jing Ruiming's lips curled into a wry smile, and he said, "I don't have three heads and six arms, but my mother, she, used to be an actress."

Xiao Fan was even more puzzled: "What? Actor? What's wrong with the actor?"

Jing Ruiming looked at Xiao Fan bitterly, and said, "Do you know who created the Gang of Four?"

Xiao Fan said, "Isn't it Jiang Qing and Lin Biao's gang?"

Jing Ruiming said, "Do you know what Jiang Qing did before?"

Xiao Fan scratched his head and said, "It seems like an actor. Could it be that Jiang Qing and your mother acted together?"

Jing Ruiming almost knelt down and said, "That's not true, but let me tell you, my mother is just a simplified version of Jiang Qing, and she doesn't look very good on the stage, but her kung fu is outside the play, and my mother just follows that Like Jiang Qing, it may have happened. So, I have to tell you in advance, so that you can make psychological adjustments and meet the challenge."

Xiao Fan couldn't help but said, "Damn! Why am I so unlucky!"

Having said that, Xiao Fan had a smile on his lips, like a big kid who was aroused by curiosity.

Jing Ruiming almost wanted to pat his head, but with great difficulty, he grabbed his palm and held back, saying: "With me here, you won't be unlucky. As long as you do what I teach you, she won't be able to make any waves. Do not worry."

Xiao Fan rubbed against Jing Ruiming and said, "Hey, let's talk about your mother, why is she the simplified version of Jiang Qing?"

Jing Ruiming sighed and said, "Will my son cheat my mother behind his back, will he be hit by thunder? I don't dare to talk about the details, as long as you know it in your heart. In short, try to 'don't talk about your own business'" , her words, you just take it as the goblins of the monsters in Tang Sanzang’s ears, don’t pay attention to it. If you listen to her words seriously or argue with her, then you are finished, and you have to be smashed into scum by her No."

Xiao Fan became even more curious, and said, "How can you be convincing when you just talk in plain language? Give me two examples to explain."

Jing Ruiming didn't want to say it at first, but he couldn't bear Xiao Fan's hard grinding, his eyes were still shining, which made Jing Ruiming's brain hot, and he said quickly: "My mother, she used to be in the military art troupe. She's an actress, but she's actually just playing tricks. She hasn't been a lead dancer for a few years, but she's really flexible. She said it herself. In the past, the girls who played the leading role and the leading role with her didn't do well. Yes, my mother was the best. Thanks to her unique vision for many years, she chose my father carefully. Then, relying on my father's relationship, she later became the chief of the personnel department of a military supply company, specializing in It is to provoke the masses to fight against the masses to highlight their personnel department's ability to handle affairs. With these two points, you can estimate my mother's combat value by yourself?"

Xiao Fan stuck out his tongue and said, "Will she make trouble for me? Then what should I do?"

Jing Ruiming quickly comforted and said: "Don't be afraid, I will support you unswervingly. Also, as for my mother, she is an actress and can act. You can also act for her. If you really can't act, Just pretend to be deaf and dumb."

Xiao Fan rolled his eyes, and asked very heartlessly: "Are you still acting? It's supposed to be an exam for Nortel? Will you issue a certificate?"

Jing Ruiming liked his vivacious playfulness, took the opportunity to touch his face, and said, "If the performance is good, I will issue you a certificate, hehe, I hand-painted it myself."

The author has something to say: Hey, I have to write so many episodes for Mao, and no one reads them.If you have this time, why don’t you write a new article? It’s really brain-dead (┬_┬)