Depend on!Pregnant!

Province S.

In a ramen shop.

Shu Fei and his classmate Xiao Fan were snoring and eating ramen, while raising their eyes from time to time to glance at an old-fashioned 21-inch TV hanging above the store, which was broadcasting local news.

Xiao Fan greeted the boss inarticulately and said, "Boss, add some parsley!"

The boss Guduo added a small spoonful of coriander to Xiao Fan's bowl, and Xiao Fan pointed to Shu Fei's bowl and said, "Give him some too."

Shu Fei blocked the bowl and smiled at the boss, saying, "No need, no need, my noodles are almost finished."

Seeing that the young man was gentle and courteous, and his appearance was particularly seductive, the boss, who was originally angry, felt a little fond of him, and said in crappy Mandarin: "Add some coriander to drink the noodle soup, it will taste better."

Shu Fei still didn't want it, so the boss took the bowl and left, leaving Xiao Fan with a contemptuous look: They are all human, so why is there such a big difference in the consciousness of being human?You see, when you eat a bowl of noodles, you have added coriander twice and hot sauce twice. Do you just waste money like this?

Xiao Fan made a "cut", and said to Shu Fei: "You second son, I even called you out for you and pushed you out! Why don't you don't need money, if you don't eat, there will be leftovers!"

Shu Fei pouted, this very childish action was very natural for him, then tapped the side of the bowl with his chopsticks, and said, "Material resources are struggling, do you know?"

"I don't know. What do you mean?"

"It's shameful to waste it, you know it?" Shu Fei was speechless at Xiao Fan's ignorance.

Shu Fei and Xiao Fan are classmates in the university, and they are still brothers who sleep in bunk beds. At the same time, because they both lost their fathers when they were young, although their personalities are very different, their relationship is very strong. Now that they have graduated, they live in different cities. On the other hand, I meet with the previous one every ten days to exchange some anecdotes during the internship or when looking for a job.

At this time, the announcer seemed to be broadcasting a hot news, and a group of idlers went to the side of the TV series, staring at the screen intently, exchanging a few words of discussion from time to time.

The announcer's flat voice reached Shu Fei and Xiao Fan's ears: "...the criminal suspect Zhong Moumou runs a private clinic for high-income people in a certain pedestrian street. Zhong Moumou secretly developed a drug that can According to incomplete statistics, it is estimated that the semen of more than [-] patients who have been treated in Zhong's clinic may cause men who have had sexual contact with him to be pregnant. Pregnancy. Please pay attention to male citizens and friends, try not to go out alone or walk in empty places, because the drug properties of the victimized patients will attack regularly, and they may become infinitely powerful at that time, and it is very likely to happen to the same sex Sexual assault..."

The idlers watching TV talked one after another:

"The quality of this doctor is too low now, isn't it? He went to the clinic to see a doctor, but was turned into a stallion by this unscrupulous doctor, and he specially planted on men!"

"I'm going to be caught and raped by the patient in estrus, how can I count it?"

"How can it be counted? He is also a victim. He was framed by that unscrupulous doctor. It's like murdering a mental patient during his illness is not illegal, so it is not guilty?"

"Damn it, isn't that just being raped for nothing? Surely there is no state compensation?"

"Compensation fart, let's just treat it as being fucked once."

Everyone laughed obscenely, but no one took it seriously.

Xiao Fan gave a "reliance" and said, "What's wrong with the world? Now men also have to guard against wolves. The earth is too unsafe. Send me back to Mars."

Shu Fei asked suspiciously: "Really? Did this TV station get the date wrong and broadcast the old news about April Fool's Day?"

Xiao Fan shrugged and said: "If a real man can have children, I'll just marry you. Women nowadays can't afford to mess with them. They are all mercenary, and they always ask you if you have a car or a house. , you have to tell her yes, and she will chase you and ask you what brand the car is and whether the house is mortgaged, shit, it’s nice to be a woman, a happy life is created by men.”

Shu Fei was unmoved, and said: "Men should take more responsibility. Well, Xiao Fan, don't just complain, find a job quickly, settle down, everything will be fine, there will be bread, There will be milk, and there will be girlfriends."

Xiao Fan pointed his middle finger: "You still don't admit that you're a bastard! Knowing that I didn't find a job, you still poke people's scars, right?"

At this time, the two young people have completely forgotten the news that was broadcast on TV just now, and the real event that seems to be a prank on April Fool's Day is about to bring about a hurricane-like change in their lives.

Province Z.

On the top floor of an eye-catching and unique building, in an office of several thousand square meters, men in suits and leather shoes or women with black and gray skirts decorated with colorful silk scarves are standing or sitting, or talking in groups of three or five in low voices, or Typing on the keyboard to make documents and reports, or talking on the phone with a professional smile on their faces, it is completely a group of elite white-collar workers who are doing big business.

In the innermost large office, the general manager Su Yusheng was listening to the manager of the planning department and the manager of the financial department report on the company's operating conditions.

After Su Yusheng finished listening, he leaned his slender body back into the large leather chair with a happy expression, and said, "Very good. If this momentum continues, the company is expected to turn around the deficit in the second half of the year."

Su Yusheng got another idea and ordered the manager of the planning department to prepare all kinds of materials to bid for a vacant lot just released by the city government. He determined to build a new science and technology park after winning it, and build the tallest and most eye-catching place in the city. of a building.

When Su Yusheng came home from the company, Mr. Su was watching TV. When he saw his second child coming home, he pointed to the huge TV set on the wall and said, "Yusheng, look at the news about what happened in S Province. A big thing happened. Some ghost doctor actually invented a drug that can make men pregnant. There are so many strange things these days. Men can even have children, so why do you need women? Like your brother That would be even more of an excuse not to marry a wife. Hey, I said, he won’t bring me a son-in-law back anytime soon, alas, the old heart can’t stand it. Don’t learn from your brother.”

Su Yusheng casually tore off the tie around his neck, and said with a snort, "Why should I imitate him? I like women with big breasts, thin waists, and all kinds of charms. Even if science advances, men can also have children and become Women do it, but what fun can a man's body bring?"

Mr. Su said in agreement, "That's right."

Su Yusheng told the old man the current situation of the company, and said, "I asked Qi Daquan to bid for the 'Land King'. If we can really win that piece of land and build it into a science and technology park, we will finish that big project. It is hoped that the Su family will be wiped out and landed."

Old man Su's old eyes were also full of longing, and he praised: "Okay, I know that my second child is the most capable."

"Isn't it? How capable he is, but I don't understand. Our Su family's underworld business is doing well. In this province Z, no one dares to say anything even if they walk sideways. Why do we have to do some black laundering?" Bai’s business, lick those officials’ asses!” A cynical voice sounded, and at the same time a man came out from the shadows, with a slender figure like Su Yusheng, with a violent and gloomy look on his handsome face.

This is Su Yuzhao, the eldest son of Su, who is five years older than Su Yusheng. He has been helping Mr. Su with the gangster business of the "Zhaosheng Club". Living a life of recklessness, he scoffed at his younger brother's new idea of ​​"black-washing and whitewashing" and turning it into the construction industry, but Mr. Su was very supportive of Su Yusheng's idea. Su Yusheng tried his best.Unexpectedly, Su Yusheng really has the talent for doing business, but in just one year, he put the newly opened construction company on the right track, and seeing that he was about to make money, he became more and more determined that Mr. Su would completely complete the original business. determination to transform.Of course, this made Su Yuzhao extremely dissatisfied, and the sarcastic remarks just now were just a piece of cake.

Su Yusheng glanced at his brother out of the corner of his eye, and ignored him. Why should he respond to the loser's yelling?For this violent brother, he has only one sentence: Your era is over!Whether you are willing or not!

Mr. Su has given birth to these two precious sons all his life. Even though the boss has a strange temper, he only said that it was because he fought and killed a lot outside. Hearing what the boss said just now, he felt resentful towards his younger brother, so he smoothed things over Said: "The boss is also back, just in time, let me explain to you, this matter, it turned out to be like this..."

Mr. Su gave the boss the prospect Su Yusheng described ambitiously, and finally said: "In the future, even if our Su family washes all the spots on our feet, we can sleep peacefully at night. gone."

Su Yuzhao snorted, but stared at Su Yusheng unrelentingly, and said, "It sounds really good, but there is one thing, old man, let's transform, and then inject all the original assets into the new one." Go to the company, who owns this company?"

Mr. Su paused, and said: "Second brother took the initiative to do it first, and the company is registered in his name, but you don't have to worry about this, I gave birth to you and the second child, how can we not be fair? Bowl of water!"

Su Yuzhao sneered again, and said, "Sure enough, it's exactly as I expected. So, those brothers who have been with us through life and death are good-bye. They are outdated. They are not needed now, and they are thrown away like a broken rag. Not only them, but even I have to say goodbye, because I am also out of date."

As he said that, Su Yuzhao turned around and was about to go out. Mr. Su called him back repeatedly, saying, "Hey, boss, why are you so confused like a cow! Tell your younger brother to do it first, and wait for the company to come back." When I grow up, I will give you half of it, you are all my sons, and I will not treat any of them badly. Hey, come back to me!"

Su Yusheng held Mr. Su by his arms and said, "Forget it, Mr. Su, it's useless to talk to him now. He's just like that, and he can't suffer at all. I have to work harder and get the company as soon as possible." Do it, and then quickly give him his half, I'm afraid he will believe that we are really not trying to cheat his half of the family property."

Old Man Su sighed, and said, "Why did I have such a brain, I won't listen to what I say! Don't mess with him these few days, be careful to stir up his evil fire!"