Jiyou Xiuxian Biography
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The vampire turned his head to avoid Qin Yue's drooling, thought for a while, and said cautiously: "Maybe...my lover is at your house?"
Luo Yu's heart was broken, and he simply opened the skylight and said bluntly: "Do you want to pursue this uncle? Tell you, this uncle has a man!" After speaking, he patted Qin Yue on the shoulder, signaling to the vampire that the two are a couple : "You should understand that love cannot be forced. We humans and ghosts have different paths, and humans and ghosts have different paths, do you understand? It is impossible to have results! You should go back!"
The vampire was stunned on the spot when he heard this.
Luo Yu didn't care about him, pulled Qin Yue and left.When the two entered the door, they found that the vampire followed up again and blocked the door.
Luo Yu was depressed: Why is this vampire so infatuated?How troublesome it is to have such an irresistible suitor!
The vampire rushed into the door halfway, with an innocent look on his face: "Oh, dear, how should I explain it to you? Please believe me, I swear to Cain, I don't think that way about you... Well, my beloved There are others."
Luo Yu rolled his eyelids: "You love someone else, so why do you still want to come into our house?"
The vampire struggled for a long time and said, "I want to be with you... I dare not go in by myself."
Luo Yu roared: "It has nothing to do with whether you dare or not! This is a question of whether I will let you in or not!"
At this time Father Chu heard the commotion and came out of the studio: "What are you arguing at the door?" After speaking, he suddenly saw the vampire, his face froze, and the paintbrush in his hand made a "crack!" fell to the ground.
Before Luo Yu could react, he only heard the vampire's affectionate voice: "Baby, I finally found you!" Then, with a sway of his figure, he swayed to Chu's side, wrapped his left arm around his waist, and raised Chu with his right. Daddy's chin, and there was an affectionate French kiss on the spot.
"..."
"..."
Luo Yu's eyes widened: That guy is kissing my dad, that guy is kissing my dad...
This idea circulated rapidly and infinitely in the brain, and it got stuck until the brain completely froze.
After a long time, I saw Father Chu's body start to tremble. After trembling for a while, he pushed the vampire violently, and then there was a crisp "Pa!"
Father Chu's face was blood red, furious, he looked left and right, pulled a broom across his head and face, and hit the vampire.
The vampire ran away while touching its face and hugging its head, and shouted aggrievedly: "I'm sorry! My dear, please forgive me... I was so excited just now! My dear?... Oh, don't be like this! I know you miss me too ...Your kiss has told me..."
"Bastard, shut up!" Father Chu chased him out of breath, but he didn't hit a few times, and his anger began to transfer to the innocent audience: "Where did you pick up this damn thing! Throw it out to me! "
Luo Yu had never seen his father get so angry, he was a little scared, and hurriedly confessed: "We didn't get it back, he and...he found it here by himself! We didn't know him, so we thought he was a thief!"
The vampire died of aggrieved, shouting: "Oh my God! Shameful human beings! Honey, please believe me, I get along very well with them, and I also solved a bastard for them!"
Father Chu was furious: "You killed someone again? Who wants you to meddle in your own business?"
The vampire said aggrievedly: "That guy wants to take your babies away, and he plans to do something ulterior, how can I let this happen?"
Father Chu calmed down his anger slightly after hearing the words, rushed up and kicked him a few more times, then shook his sleeves, and glanced at the three present again: "Who can tell what's going on?"
Luo Yu and Qin Yue looked at each other without speaking.
The vampire couldn't wait to please: "Honey, I will tell you everything, on the premise that you can no longer use violence or cold violence against me."
Father Chu said: "Get out!" Then he said to the two of them: "Throw him out!"
Qin Yue drooped her eyelids and said flatly, "I can't lose it."
Luo Yu added carefully: "He is much stronger than us."
Father Chu was angry: "Then what should we do? Just let it stay at our house?"
Qin Yue said: "Uncle Luo, beat him out."
Uncle Luo choked.
Uncle Luo was angry for a long time, threw away the broom with a snap, turned and entered the house.The vampire also followed closely.
Luo Yu and Qin Yue looked at each other for a long time, at a loss.
Luo Yu's heart was completely confused: what's going on?The lover this vampire said turned out to be his own father?My dad has always kept himself clean and never had any scandals with anyone... Huh?
Luo Yu was surprised: "Why didn't dad find me a stepmother???"
Qin Yue said, "How do I know?"
Luo Yu grabbed Qin Yue's clothes and said nervously: "My dad won't have anything to do with that guy, right? Huh?? This guy came from England, England! My dad also studied in England. Could it be that they really have Have a leg?"
Qin Yue said, "Do you mind?"
Luo Yu nodded: "Who wouldn't mind this kind of thing! Damn it, he actually asked us for that kind of book!! He even asked for two more copies! You will be miserable if you let Dad know!"
Qin Yue corrected: "If it's 'us', it will be miserable."
Luo Yu said: "You gave him that book, don't drag me into the water!"
Qin Yue said: "You didn't object at the time, so we gave it together."
Luo Yu said: "You can't be so shameless!"
Qin Yue said: "If you put all the responsibility on me, I will say that you gave him the book."
At this time, there was another crisp sound of "Pa!", and then Father Chu's angry voice: "What are you two dawdling outside! Come in immediately!"
The two hurriedly stopped arguing and entered the living room.
Father Chu sat aggressively in the middle of the sofa, his clothes disheveled and his face flushed.The vampire was sitting on another sofa, rubbing his face.
Luo Yu gave the vampire a hard look, and pulled Qin Yue to sit down on the remaining sofa. Before he could sit still, he heard Father Chu yell, "Don't hold hands!"
Luo Yu hastily let go of Qin Yue's hand.
Father Chu thought for a while, and then said: "From now on, Qin Yue will go back to the guest room to sleep!"
Qin Yue was dissatisfied: "Why? I don't sleep in the guest room. Luo Yu and I didn't break our sleeves. Even if we broke our sleeves, Uncle Luo shouldn't break us up."
Uncle Luo was angry: "What did you say? You shouldn't be separated?"
Qin Yue said indifferently: "The love between two men is only shocking the world, and it doesn't endanger others. What's there to blame? Besides, Luo Yu and I are both cultivators, and it's very common for men in the realm of cultivation to form partners. What's more Not to mention that we benefit each other, it is also beneficial to practice, what can Uncle Luo blame?"
Uncle Luo said: "Your idea is very dangerous! You must live separately from Xiaoyu!"
Qin Yue said: "Uncle Luo, please calm down. Xiaoyu and I have no broken sleeves, and I don't want to stay in the guest room, the light is too dark."
Uncle Luo was about to continue talking, when the vampire said, "I don't mind staying in the guest room first. I like places with darker light."
This sentence was too hateful, and Uncle Luo's attention was immediately attracted: "Do I allow you to live in my house? You'd better get out before my father comes back!"
The vampire Chuchu looked at Father Chu pitifully: "Honey, after you disappeared suddenly, I have been looking for you every day, please forgive my stupidity... I am tormented by longing all the time, and I have lost all love for others." The desire to make love..." "Shut up!" Dad Chu blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't say such misleading words!"
The vampire asked innocently: "What is the misunderstanding? Oh...God, please believe that I didn't mean it, this is a racial and cultural difference! We blood races are used to expressing loyalty in this way, and we think that physical desire is the most affectionate and direct... "
"Enough!" Father Chu rubbed his temples: "Aren't you going?"
The vampire said firmly: "Even if you break my heart, I will not leave. Leaving you is more painful than losing my heart."
Father Chu took a deep breath, and calmly said: "Then you can live in the guest room, don't cause my father's dissatisfaction, don't say anything that shouldn't be said, otherwise I will hit a durable silver on your chest during the day. nail."
The vampire was not sad but happy when he heard this: "Honey, please believe me! I will definitely let your father... our father approve of me!"
Father Chu waved his hands, not bothering to be serious with him, and said, "Tell me that bastard you killed, what did he do."
The vampire immediately reported to Father Chu all the plots that Luo Yu and Qin Yue had concealed from Father Chu. Father Chu didn't say anything after hearing this, but asked Qin Yue: "Does your body still hurt?"
Qin Yue said lightly: "It's almost better."
Father Chu glanced at Luo Yu again, Luo Yu lowered his head, and said: "I don't feel any pain anymore, there is spiritual energy to heal my wounds, and it heals quickly, and now the scabs are all gone."
The vampire showed his loyalty at the side: "Honey, no matter what problem you have, I will solve it for you. You can leave everything to me, including supervising children, cleaning up, revenge, murder and arson..."
Luo Yu has been secretly paying attention to the interaction between his father and the vampire, trying to find some clues. Now when he heard this sentence, his eyes lit up: "Then clean a place for us first!"
The vampire glanced at Luo Yu, remembering that he had bad-mouthed him in front of Father Chu just now, and felt a little annoyed: "What reward do you have that satisfies me?"
Father Chu said coolly: "Stay in my house and not leave, do you want to get paid for doing some work?"
The vampire immediately fell silent, and immediately changed his attitude, showing a 100% friendly smile: "OK, there is no problem at all, tell me, dear child, what place do you want father to clean for you?"
"Boom!" With a loud sound, a pillow flew towards the vampire, and Father Chu said coldly, "Whose father are you? I am his father!"
The vampire said: "Honey, I have a suggestion: Parents must agree in front of their children. Arguing in front of their children will have a bad impact on their hearts."
Qin Yue said coolly from the side: "If you want to exchange feelings, please don't do it in front of the children, it will have a bad influence on the children's hearts."
Father Chu was completely choked.
The vampire nodded and said to Luo Yu: "Okay my child, take me to the place you want to tidy up."
Luo Yu's heart was broken, and he simply opened the skylight and said bluntly: "Do you want to pursue this uncle? Tell you, this uncle has a man!" After speaking, he patted Qin Yue on the shoulder, signaling to the vampire that the two are a couple : "You should understand that love cannot be forced. We humans and ghosts have different paths, and humans and ghosts have different paths, do you understand? It is impossible to have results! You should go back!"
The vampire was stunned on the spot when he heard this.
Luo Yu didn't care about him, pulled Qin Yue and left.When the two entered the door, they found that the vampire followed up again and blocked the door.
Luo Yu was depressed: Why is this vampire so infatuated?How troublesome it is to have such an irresistible suitor!
The vampire rushed into the door halfway, with an innocent look on his face: "Oh, dear, how should I explain it to you? Please believe me, I swear to Cain, I don't think that way about you... Well, my beloved There are others."
Luo Yu rolled his eyelids: "You love someone else, so why do you still want to come into our house?"
The vampire struggled for a long time and said, "I want to be with you... I dare not go in by myself."
Luo Yu roared: "It has nothing to do with whether you dare or not! This is a question of whether I will let you in or not!"
At this time Father Chu heard the commotion and came out of the studio: "What are you arguing at the door?" After speaking, he suddenly saw the vampire, his face froze, and the paintbrush in his hand made a "crack!" fell to the ground.
Before Luo Yu could react, he only heard the vampire's affectionate voice: "Baby, I finally found you!" Then, with a sway of his figure, he swayed to Chu's side, wrapped his left arm around his waist, and raised Chu with his right. Daddy's chin, and there was an affectionate French kiss on the spot.
"..."
"..."
Luo Yu's eyes widened: That guy is kissing my dad, that guy is kissing my dad...
This idea circulated rapidly and infinitely in the brain, and it got stuck until the brain completely froze.
After a long time, I saw Father Chu's body start to tremble. After trembling for a while, he pushed the vampire violently, and then there was a crisp "Pa!"
Father Chu's face was blood red, furious, he looked left and right, pulled a broom across his head and face, and hit the vampire.
The vampire ran away while touching its face and hugging its head, and shouted aggrievedly: "I'm sorry! My dear, please forgive me... I was so excited just now! My dear?... Oh, don't be like this! I know you miss me too ...Your kiss has told me..."
"Bastard, shut up!" Father Chu chased him out of breath, but he didn't hit a few times, and his anger began to transfer to the innocent audience: "Where did you pick up this damn thing! Throw it out to me! "
Luo Yu had never seen his father get so angry, he was a little scared, and hurriedly confessed: "We didn't get it back, he and...he found it here by himself! We didn't know him, so we thought he was a thief!"
The vampire died of aggrieved, shouting: "Oh my God! Shameful human beings! Honey, please believe me, I get along very well with them, and I also solved a bastard for them!"
Father Chu was furious: "You killed someone again? Who wants you to meddle in your own business?"
The vampire said aggrievedly: "That guy wants to take your babies away, and he plans to do something ulterior, how can I let this happen?"
Father Chu calmed down his anger slightly after hearing the words, rushed up and kicked him a few more times, then shook his sleeves, and glanced at the three present again: "Who can tell what's going on?"
Luo Yu and Qin Yue looked at each other without speaking.
The vampire couldn't wait to please: "Honey, I will tell you everything, on the premise that you can no longer use violence or cold violence against me."
Father Chu said: "Get out!" Then he said to the two of them: "Throw him out!"
Qin Yue drooped her eyelids and said flatly, "I can't lose it."
Luo Yu added carefully: "He is much stronger than us."
Father Chu was angry: "Then what should we do? Just let it stay at our house?"
Qin Yue said: "Uncle Luo, beat him out."
Uncle Luo choked.
Uncle Luo was angry for a long time, threw away the broom with a snap, turned and entered the house.The vampire also followed closely.
Luo Yu and Qin Yue looked at each other for a long time, at a loss.
Luo Yu's heart was completely confused: what's going on?The lover this vampire said turned out to be his own father?My dad has always kept himself clean and never had any scandals with anyone... Huh?
Luo Yu was surprised: "Why didn't dad find me a stepmother???"
Qin Yue said, "How do I know?"
Luo Yu grabbed Qin Yue's clothes and said nervously: "My dad won't have anything to do with that guy, right? Huh?? This guy came from England, England! My dad also studied in England. Could it be that they really have Have a leg?"
Qin Yue said, "Do you mind?"
Luo Yu nodded: "Who wouldn't mind this kind of thing! Damn it, he actually asked us for that kind of book!! He even asked for two more copies! You will be miserable if you let Dad know!"
Qin Yue corrected: "If it's 'us', it will be miserable."
Luo Yu said: "You gave him that book, don't drag me into the water!"
Qin Yue said: "You didn't object at the time, so we gave it together."
Luo Yu said: "You can't be so shameless!"
Qin Yue said: "If you put all the responsibility on me, I will say that you gave him the book."
At this time, there was another crisp sound of "Pa!", and then Father Chu's angry voice: "What are you two dawdling outside! Come in immediately!"
The two hurriedly stopped arguing and entered the living room.
Father Chu sat aggressively in the middle of the sofa, his clothes disheveled and his face flushed.The vampire was sitting on another sofa, rubbing his face.
Luo Yu gave the vampire a hard look, and pulled Qin Yue to sit down on the remaining sofa. Before he could sit still, he heard Father Chu yell, "Don't hold hands!"
Luo Yu hastily let go of Qin Yue's hand.
Father Chu thought for a while, and then said: "From now on, Qin Yue will go back to the guest room to sleep!"
Qin Yue was dissatisfied: "Why? I don't sleep in the guest room. Luo Yu and I didn't break our sleeves. Even if we broke our sleeves, Uncle Luo shouldn't break us up."
Uncle Luo was angry: "What did you say? You shouldn't be separated?"
Qin Yue said indifferently: "The love between two men is only shocking the world, and it doesn't endanger others. What's there to blame? Besides, Luo Yu and I are both cultivators, and it's very common for men in the realm of cultivation to form partners. What's more Not to mention that we benefit each other, it is also beneficial to practice, what can Uncle Luo blame?"
Uncle Luo said: "Your idea is very dangerous! You must live separately from Xiaoyu!"
Qin Yue said: "Uncle Luo, please calm down. Xiaoyu and I have no broken sleeves, and I don't want to stay in the guest room, the light is too dark."
Uncle Luo was about to continue talking, when the vampire said, "I don't mind staying in the guest room first. I like places with darker light."
This sentence was too hateful, and Uncle Luo's attention was immediately attracted: "Do I allow you to live in my house? You'd better get out before my father comes back!"
The vampire Chuchu looked at Father Chu pitifully: "Honey, after you disappeared suddenly, I have been looking for you every day, please forgive my stupidity... I am tormented by longing all the time, and I have lost all love for others." The desire to make love..." "Shut up!" Dad Chu blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't say such misleading words!"
The vampire asked innocently: "What is the misunderstanding? Oh...God, please believe that I didn't mean it, this is a racial and cultural difference! We blood races are used to expressing loyalty in this way, and we think that physical desire is the most affectionate and direct... "
"Enough!" Father Chu rubbed his temples: "Aren't you going?"
The vampire said firmly: "Even if you break my heart, I will not leave. Leaving you is more painful than losing my heart."
Father Chu took a deep breath, and calmly said: "Then you can live in the guest room, don't cause my father's dissatisfaction, don't say anything that shouldn't be said, otherwise I will hit a durable silver on your chest during the day. nail."
The vampire was not sad but happy when he heard this: "Honey, please believe me! I will definitely let your father... our father approve of me!"
Father Chu waved his hands, not bothering to be serious with him, and said, "Tell me that bastard you killed, what did he do."
The vampire immediately reported to Father Chu all the plots that Luo Yu and Qin Yue had concealed from Father Chu. Father Chu didn't say anything after hearing this, but asked Qin Yue: "Does your body still hurt?"
Qin Yue said lightly: "It's almost better."
Father Chu glanced at Luo Yu again, Luo Yu lowered his head, and said: "I don't feel any pain anymore, there is spiritual energy to heal my wounds, and it heals quickly, and now the scabs are all gone."
The vampire showed his loyalty at the side: "Honey, no matter what problem you have, I will solve it for you. You can leave everything to me, including supervising children, cleaning up, revenge, murder and arson..."
Luo Yu has been secretly paying attention to the interaction between his father and the vampire, trying to find some clues. Now when he heard this sentence, his eyes lit up: "Then clean a place for us first!"
The vampire glanced at Luo Yu, remembering that he had bad-mouthed him in front of Father Chu just now, and felt a little annoyed: "What reward do you have that satisfies me?"
Father Chu said coolly: "Stay in my house and not leave, do you want to get paid for doing some work?"
The vampire immediately fell silent, and immediately changed his attitude, showing a 100% friendly smile: "OK, there is no problem at all, tell me, dear child, what place do you want father to clean for you?"
"Boom!" With a loud sound, a pillow flew towards the vampire, and Father Chu said coldly, "Whose father are you? I am his father!"
The vampire said: "Honey, I have a suggestion: Parents must agree in front of their children. Arguing in front of their children will have a bad impact on their hearts."
Qin Yue said coolly from the side: "If you want to exchange feelings, please don't do it in front of the children, it will have a bad influence on the children's hearts."
Father Chu was completely choked.
The vampire nodded and said to Luo Yu: "Okay my child, take me to the place you want to tidy up."
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