[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Tony was caught off guard and was really pushed into the water by Zhang Yu. Fortunately, the movement was not too big, and only attracted the attention of some people around him. Zhang Yu explained to them: "He is a little hot."

Tony wiped his face and looked up at Zhang Yu, "You know, I have been studying Chinese, so I really understood what you said just now."

"Your sister, do you understand this sentence?" Zhang Yu squatted down and glanced over there again, making sure that his mother didn't pay attention to this side, and then said: "I don't like you making such jokes, you can I think I'm small..."

Tony quickly said: "No, no, you're just an Oedipus plot..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony spread his hands, "Or just jealous or something?"

Zhang Yu: "You are so annoying..."

Tony stretched out his hand, "Don't talk about that, can you give me a hand?"

Zhang Yu glared at him unhappily, but reached out to pull him up.

Tony saw that his clothes were also wet, so he simply took off his shirt, so that he would not be conspicuous by the pool.

Zhang Yu mocked deliberately: "Your stomach is exposed, how about self-respect, dear Stark?"

Tony didn't reply, but said kindly: "Oh, yes, it's time for me to exercise."

Zhang Yu: "Or there is another way, you can make your armor into the shape of abdominal muscles like Bruce Wayne..."

Tony didn't even lift his eyelids, "That's not my style, the DC's are too flamboyant."

Zhang Yu: "...you still know DC?"

Tony: "Speaking in Chinese, I just understand a little..."

Zhang Yu: "Come on...Actually, both of you are very different, and you both wear tights, so whoever can flirt with the other."

Tony said unwillingly: "Wearing tights and wearing underwear outside the tights are two different things. Well, let's just talk about the Black Widow and Spiderman over there. Their uniforms are more normal than Superman's? Of course, Relatively speaking."

Zhang Yu: "...you complain a lot. If you want to be serious, there are still people who only wear underwear over there."

Tony: "It hurts Bruce when you say that..."

Zhang Yu: "I learned from you, you even hurt his body."

"It's fine if I didn't get smashed into pieces by him." Tony glanced at him, "Look over there, your mother seems to have finished talking."

Sure enough, Zhang Yu could see that both Natasha and Zhang Jing got up, and they stretched their bodies. Natasha plunged into the water first, and made a big splash. After a while, her head came out of the pool and rushed Zhang Jing beckoned, so Zhang Jing also jumped down.

Zhang Yu's face turned pale, "This is a mandarin duck sharing a bath..."

"...Your family's bathing pool is as big as it is, and a bunch of people take a bath together? Besides, it's open-air...I said, Peter has already passed on the message, so don't worry about it anymore." Tony patted him on the shoulder and looked towards the pool Peter on the opposite side waved.

After the two women jumped out of the swimming pool, Peter was sitting where he was drinking juice. Seeing Tony waving, he immediately ran over with a cup in his hand.

At this time, Peter still had the face of a high school student. Of course, in fact, he was at this age. He didn't know Zhang Yu at this time, so he glanced at him curiously, "Hi, are you Okpatus?"

Zhang Yu: "Uh... yes."

Peter glanced back, "I can't believe that was your mother just now, she looks so young and beautiful, in fact, you Asians...you all look much younger than your actual age."

Zhang Yu glanced at Tony, "Thank you, Peter. I also praised other people's mothers for being young. Why are they so upright and pure when they say it from others, but it can only make me furious when you say it from your mouth?"

Tony said leisurely: "This is the difference between a boy and a man."

Peter opened his eyes wide, "No, no, this is the difference between a young man in his prime and a lustful middle-aged local tyrant."

Tony: "..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Zhang Yu almost laughed out loud, "Well done, Peter."

"You don't care about this kid! Peter Parker, let me tell you, the experimental funds cut your money!" Tony threatened Peter solemnly, "Zhang Yu, let's be serious, it's up to you now, if you want If so, I can not only help you solve the matter of your mother wanting to arrange the marriage, but also let you go back."

Zhang Yu's heart moved, "What's the matter?"

Tony: "It's nothing... just fly back directly, okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I know your cowardice will definitely not dare. So I sincerely suggest you, yourself, go and talk to your mother Talk, openly and honestly."

Zhang Yu: "Damn it, didn't you just fart! You thought it was a movie. Talk to my mom and she would agree. It's just whimsical. You don't want to live in an American blockbuster, okay? "

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu: "I'm sorry, I'm wrong, you're living in an American blockbuster..."

Tony: "..."

Peter clapped his hands, "That...isn't this very simple, I listened to it and understood.

Tony: "Let's hear it."

Peter pointed to Zhang Yu: "S.H.I.E.L.D. has experience in this kind of thing, make a fake Okpatus, arrange an accident, and then..."

Zhang Yu was startled, and blurted out: "It's not good, I value sex and despise mother..."

Tony: "What color?"

Zhang Yu looked at his big eyes subconsciously, scratched his head, "... Sherlock?"

Tony was furious, "That horse face?"

"Hush—" Peter: "But who is Sherlock?"

"Read more books, okay?" Zhang Yu said casually, "Don't be so troublesome. I just thought of a way. You can force Jin Feifan to provoke my mother, so my mother won't have time to take care of me..."

"..." Tony couldn't help saying, "You really hate Jin Feifan."

"That's right," Zhang Yu thought for a while, "Actually, it's interesting to wear it around, but it's risky. I won't regret it if I don't wear it...but my mother forced me to go on a blind date. Yes, it’s really not fun. I think at my age, I still have at least two years to find a marriage partner, so what, getting married before the age of 35 is quite suitable, right?”

Peter shrugged, "I hope before thirty, I like... what's wrong with you?"

He said the last sentence to Tony, because when he said it, he found that Stark had a serious face.

Zhang Yu also noticed that his complexion was not good, "Uh...uh..."

Tony waited for him for almost ten seconds, but Zhang Yu kept saying "uh", with a face of not knowing what else to say.

"Ah, it's time to eat burgers, I'm leaving." Tony raised his hand and looked at his wrist, although there was nothing there, then turned and left.

Zhang Yu: "...Where are you going?!!"

Tony said something messy: "I'm going to the United States, the people in the American blockbuster want to eat hamburgers in the United States..." and then walked away.

The remaining Zhang Yu and Peter looked at each other in blank dismay.

Zhang Yu was completely dumbfounded. Tony seemed to have really gone to the United States. When he returned, he found that the Internet had also been restored. When he looked back, Zhang Jing also told him that Natasha had something to leave here temporarily, and there was only one Peter left in a blink of an eye. Kung fu, I don't know where it went. In an instant, Tony disappeared without a trace, as if he hadn't chased after him!

What's happening here?

"WTF——?!!!" Facing Zhang Jing, who was once again active, Zhang Yu yelled in his heart: You're a petty wit, Stark! !