[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Breakfast time.

Zhang Yu: "Why were you eating when I first came here, and you are still eating now?"

Hawkeye thought for a while, "This is breakfast..."

Zhang Yu: "Did you sleepwalk before that!"

Hawkeye: "..."

Zhang Yu thinks this guy is just like a hobbit, he has to eat several meals a day, he is currently sitting between Hawkeye and Peter, the Avengers are not always in the Avengers Building, but these two are now It's all here, Zhang Yu waited for a while, and saw the third member of the Avengers, this is also an old friend.

Zhang Yu: "Hi, Bruce."

Bruce didn't react at first, said "Good morning, Zhang" and sat down to eat. After a while, he raised his head in a daze, adjusted his glasses, "You..."

Zhang Yu looked at him with a smile.

As a smart person, and having stayed with Zhang Yu again, Bruce thought for a while and said, "Bazooka in ten years?"

Zhang Yu nodded, "By the way, with the current technology, have you conquered the project of time and space travel?"

Bruce spread his hands, "Unfortunately, no." Zhang Yu nodded in understanding, and asked abruptly: "What do you use to torture criminals after you arrest them, tiger stool? Chili oil? It must be more high-tech, get some Take it back for me to fix you."

Although he knew that Zhang Yu was definitely not the one who wanted to punish him, Bruce still felt a little chilled... he said awkwardly: "We do have some tortures that are famous throughout New York and even the world..."

Zhang Yu was overjoyed, "What?"

Bruce was silent for a while, and said, "But you invented that..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Peter seemed to have thought of something, and trembled, "You do have a bit of a bad taste."

Zhang Yu squinted at him, "Really."

Peter said righteously, "But I adore Brother Yu for this reason, so I become brothers with you!"

Hawkeye nodded, "Well, you and Natasha are simply the best interrogation duo."

Zhang Yu deeply doubts what kind of character he will become after ten years. Is it not the leisurely charterer he imagined, but a strange gay guy... No, gay guy doesn't seem to be a career.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Zhang Yu forked a small steamed bun into his mouth, "What will I look like in ten years? Is there any video data?"

Peter immediately put down the spoon in his mouth, took out his mobile phone, and pressed a few keys in the air, and then some data appeared in the air in front of him. A few pictures, click and pull the picture with both hands, the picture will be enlarged, "This is a photo of me and you ten years later."

In the image, Peter is sitting on the sofa facing the camera sideways. He is still wearing his Spider-Man uniform, but the headgear has been torn off, and he is pointing to the opposite side. The direction of the middle finger is ten years later when he was wearing a well-fitting suit. Zhang Yu, who is also facing the camera sideways, gestures to Peter with both hands. Although he should be in his 30s at this time, he looks very young, and his momentum is really quite different from that of himself ten years ago. Yes, it's definitely not just because Zhang Yu ten years later wears a suit that he seldom wears now.

Although he only saw the side face, Zhang Yu couldn't help feeling: "I'm so handsome."

Peter: "..."

Hawkeye ate something without knowing it, "I think so too."

"But..." Zhang Yu looked at Peter suspiciously, "Am I really brothers with you in ten years?! Like to give each other the middle finger? How cheap!"

Peter: "...just kidding! At that time you said my tights are good, let me make you a uniform for fun, and then I said that only superheroes wear tights, you wear it and you are Octopusman .”

Zhang Yu: "..."

Peter: "Or Octopus?"

Zhang Yu pointed out two middle fingers without hesitation.

Peter: "..."

Peter slid his hand, and the picture rotated. There was a photo of Zhang Yu standing on the first floor of the Avengers Building, smiling and shaking hands with a tall and burly man, and it quickly slid to the next one. It was Zhang Yu and that fierce boyfriend again. The appearance of standing together for a group photo, at first glance, I thought it was some successful people celebrating a cooperation photo.

Zhang Yu couldn't help asking: "Is this someone from Stark Industries Cooperative..."

Peter looked at him strangely, and said, "Of course not, and he won't come in the Avengers Building. This is the criminal we caught."

Zhang Yu: "...What? Say it again?"

"Criminal!" Peter reiterated, "after being arrested and educated by you and Natasha for a period of time, crying and shouting to be a good man, and after being investigated by SHIELD and thinking that he will never commit crimes again, It will be released to enter the observation period."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Peter looked at him in deep thought: "What are you thinking?"

Zhang Yu: "...I originally thought that ten years later, I wouldn't be able to engage in pyramid schemes and brainwash people like this, but when I thought about what you said to be with the black widow, I thought it was impossible...Oh my god, ten How cruel I will be in the next year!"

Bruce looked at him with pity, "It seems to be all because of Rambo..."

Zhang Yu is cold, shit, because he abused stupid cows all the year round, so he evolved into shaking S?

Peter patted him on the shoulder, "It's not that perverted. Usually, you are very happy alone, and sometimes you have convulsions. For example, once I had a conflict with everyone, you poured chicken soup for my soul and put Hawkeye's The arrow was brought, and I took one and asked me to break it, and then I broke the arrow in one fell swoop."

Zhang Yu: "...Then I held all the remaining arrows of Hawkeye together and asked you to break them all, right?" , this power is steel...

Peter nodded, "Well, then I broke all the arrows, and you were crying right then."

Zhang Yu: "..."

……sorry!He shouldn't be giving chicken soup to superheroes!

If it is said that Peter and Hawkeye gave Zhang Yu a slight psychological injury, what Tony will give Zhang Yu ten years later will definitely be a serious spiritual injury!

Zhang Yu didn't take it seriously when Tony said that he would come back to sleep at night, but it turned out that Tony really didn't do the experiment anymore!

Zhang Yu was sitting on the bed enjoying the high-tech home theater ten years later, which was very three-dimensional and very cool, when Tony walked in.

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "I'm here to sleep."

Zhang Yu: "... Please turn left when you go out."

Tony spread his hands, "This is my room."

Zhang Yu: "I'm going to sleep with Peter!"

Tony said earnestly: "Peter has grown up, don't do this anymore."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony untied his tie and sat on the bed, "I've already covered your head and shrank to the foot of the bed, but now you seem to be quite calm and composed."

"How should I put it..." Zhang Yu lay back on the bed, looked at Tony, and smiled, "I suddenly figured it out."

"Are you getting married? I'm calling a lawyer now. You can represent yourself ten years from now." Tony really took out his phone.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong," Zhang Yu said confidently, "I believe that even if I take off my clothes, you won't dare to touch me."

Tony looked at him without saying a word.

Zhang Yu: "From what you said in the elevator in the morning, I know that since I can't break up with you on behalf of myself ten years later, I can't represent myself in ten years from going to bed with you. And think about it carefully, ten years The future me is also me, if my girlfriend... my boyfriend is the same, if he dares to sleep with me ten years ago, I will also feel that he is cheating-speaking of it, do you mind me ten years later and ten years ago? Were you together years ago?"

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu spread his hands, "Why don't you try to see if my thoughts have changed a lot from the me ten years later?"

Tony: "...Fuckyou."

Zhang Yu gave a middle finger, "Fuckyou."